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Smoothies & Prostate Finger Talk w/ Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas · Opie & Carl

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  Speaker 1: Stoopy radio Johnnie POPPI is we're podcasting, Freddy Fetichiese.
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  Speaker 2: Podcasting right now.
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  Speaker 3: That's how I do it. How are you from here?
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  Speaker 3: Sixty nine?
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  Speaker 4: And I I wild time.
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  Speaker 5: I got I got Jenny, Jenny, the hot one with
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  Speaker 5: the like middle Eastern Puerto Rican look a moment with
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  Speaker 5: the earrings that we always talked about. I got a
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  Speaker 5: fucking I got her Instagram. I tried to flirt on
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  Speaker 5: the DM.
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  Speaker 6: He was making believe he was helping my podcast and
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  Speaker 6: promoting its, like, hey, man, give you Instagram, will take
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  Speaker 6: you on this podcast, get you some promotion.
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  Speaker 2: She's not the owner. She makes what eight thouars an
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  Speaker 2: hour to make stupid smoothies?
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  Speaker 3: How good is that smoothie?
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  Speaker 4: Though, thanks for buying me one. You gave me the leftover.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right, That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 4: Chris checking out the neighborhood checking out.
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  Speaker 2: I checked out Chris's empty apartment. That was cool.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I moved that chair today, illegally occupying.
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  Speaker 4: If the city's listening.
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  Speaker 2: Really, let's get Chris in trouble.
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  Speaker 6: And then when he went down to the water, I
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  Speaker 6: don't know why you wanted to show me the view.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, you hang out with him enough to understand
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  Speaker 6: that I want to show.
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  Speaker 3: You down there.
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  Speaker 6: It is beautiful, But I don't think we needed to
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  Speaker 6: walk down to see the view.
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  Speaker 5: If you know what, that's how you know you're in
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  Speaker 5: Bay Ridge and a working class neighbor there's a JEP
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  Speaker 5: grand cherokey outside with two American flags sticking out of
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  Speaker 5: the back window.
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  Speaker 3: That's how you know you're in fucking bay Ridge. Baby.
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  Speaker 3: We still support this country and we support the troops.
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  Speaker 5: Because if you saw two American flags in like Williamsburg,
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  Speaker 5: like some triggered neighbor, they're.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you're fucked um when you support Trump.
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  Speaker 4: The more American flags, the more Republican in the area.
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  Speaker 6: Is.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but how wild of the world is that we
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  Speaker 5: live in where if you have a sticker that says
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  Speaker 5: I support the president and with an American flag, you're
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  Speaker 5: looked at as a terrorist?
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  Speaker 3: How nuts is that?
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  Speaker 4: It's true? Did you hear about that thing in Portland?
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  Speaker 4: It was a true story. This guy came with an
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  Speaker 4: American flag to protest at a progressive rally and then
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  Speaker 4: he got beat up because he had the flag. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: so they misstuuck him for like a Nazi when he
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  Speaker 4: was like the whole time he's getting beat He's like, hey, guys,
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  Speaker 4: in with you, but they couldn't hear him because of
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  Speaker 4: his because of the red, white and blue.
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  Speaker 6: This this world is losing its mind. I gotta tell you,
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  Speaker 6: I went Trump free for the month of August. Not free,
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  Speaker 6: because it gets insane after a while, with the with
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  Speaker 6: the coverage on the cable networks and everybody with their
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  Speaker 6: Facebook posts yelling and.
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  Speaker 2: Screaming each other. So I went Trump free and it
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  Speaker 2: was nice. I guess what. A month later, the world
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  Speaker 2: didn't blow up. Everything seems to be the same.
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  Speaker 4: Still here. He's trying. You gotta give him credit. He
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  Speaker 4: wakes up every morning, goes on t He's like, what's up?
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  Speaker 4: What the fuck are you looking at North Korea? You're right,
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  Speaker 4: he's giving it his best stuff because he don't care.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he's seventy. People always wonder like why he
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  Speaker 4: says so much crazy shit. It's because he's seventy two
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  Speaker 4: years old.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Well haven't we all talked about it's.
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  Speaker 4: Basically going at a business sale out of his mouth.
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  Speaker 6: But how don't we all talked about, like you know,
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  Speaker 6: when you finally get older, you'll you'll start doing heroin
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  Speaker 6: and really not giving a ship.
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  Speaker 3: That's that's Trump. He's seventy four.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going with your point?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe he's not doing the heroin at seventy four, but
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  Speaker 6: he's like, you know what, how bad can I fuck
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  Speaker 6: this up before I die in the next few years.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's trash in a hotel room right before he
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  Speaker 4: checks that, like that ship up?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, am I an honorary Bayridge boy right now? How
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  Speaker 2: does that work?
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  Speaker 4: Are?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: I got the smoothie and I'm almost a cutie.
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  Speaker 3: You are fucking what do you mean? Almost a cuty
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  Speaker 3: You're a fucking number one Q.
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  Speaker 4: Once you grab it smoothie in your hand, you can't
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  Speaker 4: help but be cute. You come cute. As soon as
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  Speaker 4: that straw touches your lips, you just turn into the cute. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Cut Yeah, try to be angry, try to look tough
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  Speaker 4: while you're sipping on his smoothie.
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  Speaker 3: Here's how wallsh it's about again.
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  Speaker 5: I'm walking to get a haircut from a place that
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  Speaker 5: is a known mafia place where you're fucking Whitney Houston
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  Speaker 5: T shirt on drinking smoothie saying kid.
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  Speaker 4: Also the place said fucked up your hair the last time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, how do they fuck it up?
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  Speaker 5: They just fucking Is this the block with all those
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  Speaker 5: huge mansions, Giannis, Yeah, you want to walk up these stairs?
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  Speaker 3: We gotta go this way anyway, Yeah, let's go. You
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  Speaker 3: didn't like the view though, I like the view. But
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  Speaker 3: he's a cook.
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  Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you, you're honest. I try to downplay it.
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  Speaker 6: But what he just showed me I could see from
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  Speaker 6: my apartment in Manhattan.
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  Speaker 4: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: It was the exact view. It was the exact view.
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  Speaker 3: And probably better with four to seiling windows.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't have to walk ten blocks in ninety
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  Speaker 6: degree weather.
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  Speaker 2: I could just I could just open up my shades.
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  Speaker 2: We get so bored with the view we actually close
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  Speaker 2: the shades.
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  Speaker 4: It's a clear case of it being all relative. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: look at this. We can see the skyline three states over.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, yeah, I can see it from my
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  Speaker 4: bedroom window. I don't got to walk four blocks.
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  Speaker 6: I have a feeling you guys are gonna have This
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  Speaker 6: is the wrong block for the mansions, which is the
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  Speaker 6: next one, So why don't.
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  Speaker 3: We go up there?
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  Speaker 2: Anyway?
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  Speaker 3: Blocks down? Well, there's a better one.
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  Speaker 2: Christ all right, Sorry, all right, well we got I
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  Speaker 2: was getting finished what John's was saying. I think you
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  Speaker 2: guys are gonna have your time. Man, Yeah, you guys
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  Speaker 2: are wrong. I was listening to history hyaenas the Way
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  Speaker 2: to bay Ridge.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he listened to Escape from pompe And I like
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  Speaker 6: to take on like chicks with dicks and all that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, how heenos are the original chicks with dick? Really?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 6: But I like I like the fact that some some
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  Speaker 6: guys that date trans and the trans still has the penis,
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  Speaker 6: they try to like make believe it's not a gay act.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's a gay act, but let's
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  Speaker 2: you know, but it is. If it still is the penis,
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  Speaker 2: it's gay.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Hey, I mean what do you mean you said,
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  Speaker 4: you say yes, would you rather hook up with? I mean,
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  Speaker 4: modern science has made some wild stuff happen. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: That's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: When you're attracted to a girl, if you look the
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  Speaker 4: way I look at it. If hey, if you could
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  Speaker 4: fool me, I'm rewarding you.
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  Speaker 2: You know that.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, because when you're attracted somebody, you're attracted to them,
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  Speaker 4: you know, for everything besides the gen tell you that's
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  Speaker 4: the last thing you see, so I would rather, if
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  Speaker 4: you know, if push came to show, I would rather
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  Speaker 4: be with a hot chick who has dick then to
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  Speaker 4: use those terms, then be with like, uh, a dude
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  Speaker 4: who has a vagina. You know, if the trans the.
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  Speaker 2: Other way, I think, I think, if.
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  Speaker 4: You're living in that trans world, I'm going check with dead,
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  Speaker 4: check with dead.
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  Speaker 3: But that's a WD.
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  Speaker 6: But it's okay though, But but it is a you know,
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  Speaker 6: if you're now sucking on the penis, right, doesn't it
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  Speaker 6: mean that it's a gay act.
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  Speaker 4: It certainly is a gay act. That's a good point.
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  Speaker 4: If you're sucking on a penis, it's a gay act.
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  Speaker 2: Even though the tits are nice.
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  Speaker 3: Even though the.
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  Speaker 4: Titser nice and they're and they started doing hormone therapy
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  Speaker 4: maybe when they were young, so they look really feminine. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean it's a dick. It still is a dick.
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  Speaker 3: Still is a gay act.
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  Speaker 2: But so what what what if the penis all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's let's.
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  Speaker 6: Go with this a little bits the worst. What if it,
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  Speaker 6: because of the hormone treatment and all, the penis doesn't
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  Speaker 6: get necessarily you know, rock hard, then it's really unattractive.
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  Speaker 4: Olymp penis is unattractive. I think to nobody likes Olympic.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even think gay guys like limpticks. They're just weird.
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  Speaker 3: You're looking man.
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  Speaker 4: Depressed.
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  Speaker 3: I've been getting hard on out of nowhere lately.
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  Speaker 5: Congratulations, But it feels like my dick's like last hurrah,
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  Speaker 5: Like it's just fucking you know, it's been like, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: we got a few more pumps in there, and then
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  Speaker 5: it's gonna start to go downhill, because as you get older,
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  Speaker 5: your dick don't get hard right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: This is we're going this way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is so this we're right now.
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  Speaker 5: We're walking up the steps on uh seventy sixth Street
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  Speaker 5: in Bay Ridge, and these.
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  Speaker 3: Homes, these are like big mafia homes.
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  Speaker 5: The guy who the guy like the own the air
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  Speaker 5: of like Sabarro Pizza really lives up here.
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  Speaker 4: You make everything mafia here, Like I love that. So
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  Speaker 4: Mafia barbershop, Mafia house, it is Mafia street. Use it's
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  Speaker 4: not that much mafia.
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  Speaker 3: This is nineteen Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: This guy's got a fucking super Yeah, I see it's
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  Speaker 4: a fuel fishing car over here.
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  Speaker 2: Should we do a little rocky action these?
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  Speaker 4: You know? It is funny? Is that there are mansions
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  Speaker 4: right here, and then all the time you see people
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  Speaker 4: just like smoking crack right here. So that still happens
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  Speaker 4: in Brooklyn. This is one of those neighbors that still
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  Speaker 4: has a little old New York in.
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  Speaker 6: It, because Manhattan doesn't have that anymore for real, Lower
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  Speaker 6: East Side maybe West Village.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe, but I'm out of breath.
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  Speaker 2: It might be the humidity.
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  Speaker 5: It's the hottest day of the fucking year, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: let's walk around the neighborhood.
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  Speaker 2: It was better than being in your hot apartment.
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  Speaker 3: The fans work though. All right, that's a.
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  Speaker 2: Lot of stairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so these are like castle back here.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this would be great if it was TV.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, yeah, I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think any of us are good at describing ship.
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  Speaker 3: So this is a waste of time.
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  Speaker 5: All right, Well, I mean they're nice houses. I have
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  Speaker 5: a two bedroom apartment.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Keep Hope alive, sir, keep it, Keep Hope alive. It's
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  Speaker 2: right on your street.
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  Speaker 3: What do you think I was saying, keep the Pope alive?
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  Speaker 3: I think you thought you.
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  Speaker 4: Do you ever just stop people in the street and interview.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that ship.
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  Speaker 3: No hang off?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he wasn't happy with me.
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  Speaker 3: But no, that's the best part of this.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what you're gonna run into.
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  Speaker 4: Be great if we saw a fucking crime right now?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah fuck yeah what kind of crime though?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, somebody just fucking like a shootout like a shootout. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there are people have guns up here because it's mobbed out,
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  Speaker 5: mobbed out.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah more mom dog mob sneak. This is a nice
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  Speaker 4: fucking place too, right, Mobster lives there, mobster, mobster over here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, squirrels are mobbed out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That Indian guy's not a mob guy.
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  Speaker 5: He's probably fixing the ship in the house he is,
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  Speaker 5: He's a construction See. I would be in trouble. I
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  Speaker 5: would get in trouble for that, Like, how could you
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  Speaker 5: say that? And the truth is it is this construction van.
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  Speaker 5: You know what I'm gonna save you today. There is
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  Speaker 5: a construction van.
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  Speaker 6: Across the street from the Indian dude who is now
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  Speaker 6: sitting down Indian style, Indian style.
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  Speaker 2: He's sitting in like wet concrete right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: It is, you know, I gotta I gotta ask you guys.
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  Speaker 6: So the latest episode of Paybridge Boys with the prostate exams.
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  Speaker 2: M who's fucked up?
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  Speaker 3: Idea? Was that one with Dicky Battel.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's actually a true story that happened to Giannis
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  Speaker 5: for real.
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  Speaker 3: That's blood and his glue.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was. I was yankeing one out and when
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  Speaker 4: the glue gun went off, glue was red and I
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  Speaker 4: called Chris because he's a physical therapist. So I was like,
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  Speaker 4: am I gonna die? And he was like, you gotta
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  Speaker 4: go to the get a prose exam? And I was like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going so because I did, you know, getting
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  Speaker 4: it's a wild feeling getting a finger stuck in your ass, Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: when a guy's digging around.
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  Speaker 3: Especially if you're not on ecstasy.
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  Speaker 4: My favorite, my favorite part is when the doctor did
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  Speaker 4: He did it twice, and the first time he did it,
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  Speaker 4: he just went, I'm sorry, kid, and he said it
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  Speaker 4: so like earnestly, like I'm sorry, like I know this sucks,
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  Speaker 4: and it did, and so that's what happened, and he
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  Speaker 4: just said, now you're good prostates. Okay, it just happens
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  Speaker 4: once in a while, weak blood vessel or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: So that's beautiful.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, but what about the Can I give away the
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  Speaker 6: episode or no? Sure, but well the episode, you're having
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  Speaker 6: the proms, but you're nervous to go to the doctor.
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  Speaker 6: So then you guys decide to get fingers up your
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  Speaker 6: ass at the same time.
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  Speaker 2: And I loved I'm from Long Island by the way.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah, And I love that you guys picked up
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  Speaker 6: on the fact that doctor's offices and dentists and everything
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  Speaker 6: in between basically are in houses out there.
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  Speaker 2: It's the weirdest thing.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, and you nailed that.
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  Speaker 4: My girlfriend lives in Long Island, my fiance, so I
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: wasn't too familiar with Long Island, you know. Growing up,
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  Speaker 4: I grew up in Parkslope in Brooklyn. We didn't I
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  Speaker 4: didn't go to Long Island that much. But I've spent
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  Speaker 4: extensive time there and I've realized, Yeah, Long Island people
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  Speaker 4: they love home. They love home, dude, love it everything.
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  Speaker 4: They got a gym in their home.
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  Speaker 3: Everything's movie theaters in their home. Everything. Yeah, in the house.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone has a Finnish basement on Long Island.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like everyone he's like.
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  Speaker 4: A mini golf course down there.
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's birthday party is always in their backyard.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can't tell you, man.
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  Speaker 6: Every one of my friends had a quote finish basement
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  Speaker 6: and they.
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  Speaker 2: All smelled like mildew. That water was still seeping into
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  Speaker 2: that ship.
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  Speaker 4: Of a lot of floods down there.
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  Speaker 2: What part of Long Island?
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  Speaker 4: She's from Melville.
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  Speaker 2: Melville, that's my area, Untington. Boy.
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  Speaker 6: Well, no, no, that's not true. When my dad died
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  Speaker 6: fourteen years ago, he didn't really have a dollar to.
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  Speaker 2: His name, but I paid all his bills. Johnis relaxed.
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  Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. Yeah, a car accident right
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  Speaker 2: outside the house. Uh, I'm sorry, that's hilarious text thing.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, he died right outside the house that my parents
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  Speaker 6: bought when I was five years old.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was fun. Yeah, that was fun
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  Speaker 3: by the frock House Island getting hit by a car.
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  Speaker 6: You think we lost so many pets. We lived on
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  Speaker 6: a on twenty five a for the people out there
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  Speaker 6: on Long Island, and we lost a lot of pets.
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  Speaker 2: And then eventually lost my dad. That's that's great.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever.
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  Speaker 2: We used to have so many car.
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  Speaker 6: Accidents in front of our house because they put a
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  Speaker 6: guardrail up up up the street about two hundred yards so,
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  Speaker 6: because all the drunks would drive home from Huntington and
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  Speaker 6: they would they fly off into the woods and they're not.
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  Speaker 2: Hurting anybody except themselves obviously.
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  Speaker 6: But then the town gets the idea to put up
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  Speaker 6: a guard rail there so they don't go flying into
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  Speaker 6: the woods.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So then these cars were bouncing off like it's
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  Speaker 2: a pinball machine. And guess what.
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  Speaker 6: Guess whose house was in the way on the other
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  Speaker 6: side of the street after the bounce the olpsters.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, the real estate agent didn't tell your parents about that.
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  Speaker 4: When no, no, there's gonna be a lot of dead family.
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  Speaker 2: We had a rollover. It hit the corner of our house.
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  Speaker 6: Going they estimated about eighty eighty five miles an hour
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  Speaker 6: to the point at a huge crack.
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  Speaker 2: Where are we going?
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  Speaker 3: We'll get a shade.
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  Speaker 2: And by the way, wait, we at the barbershop.
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  Speaker 3: Now we got another twelve blocks.
• 13:34
  Speaker 2: All right, let's keep going. This is this is working.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: I thought that it was going to be closer.
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: It's okay, I don't get the bar dripping sweat.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah I'm a big kid.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a big kid.
• 13:44
  Speaker 6: So anyway, the car hits so bad there was a
• 13:46
  Speaker 6: huge crack in our ceiling and we couldn't open any
• 13:48
  Speaker 6: of the doors, and the thing rolled and took out
• 13:51
  Speaker 6: the whole right side of the house. And we all
• 13:53
  Speaker 6: woke up, obviously, and there's the drunk in the middle
• 13:55
  Speaker 6: bar backyard, just like, holy fuck, as his car is
• 13:58
  Speaker 6: completely demolished.
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: We had many of those over the years.
• 14:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, at what point did you guys decide it was
• 14:05
  Speaker 4: time to move by the fifth or sixth dog?
• 14:07
  Speaker 3: Dead dog, dead dad.
• 14:09
  Speaker 4: That's what made it.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Now, what do you want to know? The real answer?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: No one has ever asked me that, and I actually
• 14:13
  Speaker 2: have an answer to that. It's a little creepy.
• 14:15
  Speaker 6: So my dad dies, my mom's still in the house
• 14:17
  Speaker 6: by herself. I'm one of seven, but we all moved
• 14:19
  Speaker 6: out obviously, and because we're older, and they took in
• 14:23
  Speaker 6: roommates tenants, and the last tenant that was still in
• 14:27
  Speaker 6: the house was upstairs, and my mom's in the house
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: lost their husband of many, many years forty something years,
• 14:35
  Speaker 6: and the Suffolk County Police are knocking on the door
• 14:39
  Speaker 6: and they're like, do you know blah blah, and my
• 14:42
  Speaker 6: Mom's like, yeah, that's the name.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: Of the tenant upstairs.
• 14:45
  Speaker 6: Turns out, this motherfucker decides to uh put his car
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: on the railroad tracks in Green Lawn, and he committed suicide.
• 14:53
  Speaker 6: He left a note on the windshield basically I live
• 14:56
  Speaker 6: at Blaho. So they came to my mom's house and
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: then checked out his rumin ship for more evidence and
• 15:01
  Speaker 6: what what have you. That was pretty much the less straw.
• 15:04
  Speaker 6: Then we moved my mom into a home.
• 15:05
  Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, you guys couldn't take a hint. The universe
• 15:10
  Speaker 4: is trying to tell you, hey, this place is like, nah.
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: That is how creepy is that?
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Though?
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Man?
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: That something's wrong with that house.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: The guy pulls out of our drive and says, this
• 15:18
  Speaker 6: is it. I'm gonna go kill myself in Greenlawn.
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: Maybe it's the energy.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: Over there or something, or like Amityville.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Shiit?
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: What town is it that you grow up in?
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: Officially sent a port. I always say, honey, how.
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: About we do a podcast one day in front of
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: your old house.
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: Yo, that's not a bad idea.
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: Hit Carl, We'll do a fucking sales. We'll have an
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: intervention with Carl.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: It's pretty much an abandoned house, so that's not a
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: bad idea.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: Let's do it, dude, Let's go and I'll do it now.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: No, well, they're well, they're watching it though, man. I
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: don't know what's going on with that.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: They're trying to get me to pay for it because
• 15:50
  Speaker 6: they haven't paid the mortgars in years.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: But I'm on no PaperWorks, so I ain't paying ship there.
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: You're honestly, I don't.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: Hear you, man, I hear you. I hear you.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: They should demolish that place. That place is haunted.
• 16:01
  Speaker 6: Well, I have an idea for a podcast. My new producer,
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: he works with the NYPD.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: He's a detective. Okay, he could get us into an
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: abandoned building in Brooklyn.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Oh, really, would you do it? I'll do it with
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: your anxiety.
• 16:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I was only I gotta bring sage too,
• 16:15
  Speaker 5: because the Sage is the only thing that killed Spirits.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: So as long as I coming with sage, I'm good.
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: Did you hear that on my podcast?
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: No?
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: I just know about that because I'm scared of ghosts.
• 16:22
  Speaker 5: Like That's why don't want to sleep in my apartment
• 16:24
  Speaker 5: last night, even though it's technically mine now, because I
• 16:26
  Speaker 5: haven't put any stage in there yet, so it still
• 16:28
  Speaker 5: could be haunted. But my other apartment that I stayed
• 16:30
  Speaker 5: in last night, I put the Sage in there already,
• 16:32
  Speaker 5: so I know there's no ghosts be honest, thinks I'm crazy,
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: but wait, I can't wait.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Stupid and gullible people are y if someone actually came
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: up with that and said ghosts are fucking can the
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: only thing they're immune to is sage. I mean, it's
• 16:45
  Speaker 4: like they just picked that out of that. It's like saying, oh,
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: the ghosts can't handle fine.
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: You want to still respect Because when my wife got
• 16:52
  Speaker 6: word that I was gonna go into an abandoned building
• 16:54
  Speaker 6: for a podcast, I was gonna do it. Sharrod and
• 16:58
  Speaker 6: the Cuban right, those guys laughed at me. There was
• 17:00
  Speaker 6: a dumb idea because they're from the ghetto. So to
• 17:02
  Speaker 6: them it's like this is no big deal. But my
• 17:04
  Speaker 6: wife thoughts a big deal.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: And she got sage for all the guys and moon rocks.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: See and moonrocks, and she goes to have a moon rock.
• 17:12
  Speaker 6: She goes give all the all the boys a moon rock,
• 17:14
  Speaker 6: and you make sure you burn that sage into abandoned building.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: So I'm went to you, Chrissy Day, exactly do that.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: Now we're safe. Now we got rocks.
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: That's why the ghosts can't get you. And if something happens,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: then you die. You go right to heaven because you
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: got sage or moonrock on you, and Jesus smells that,
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: and then you're good.
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: You're in the door.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: You think Jesus smells the sage when you're going.
• 17:32
  Speaker 5: Through the prolegations to put stage in like Corfid's old
• 17:34
  Speaker 5: school conference, because you know that it was like a thing.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: You know that, like the ancestors would smell it, and
• 17:40
  Speaker 5: then you can get light in the front door.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: It's amazing how difficult life is like even when you're
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: when you come up with a little bit of money
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: or privilege, you still got murderers, pedophiles, cancer, death accidents,
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: getting hit by a car. But that's not bad enough
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: for people. People want to be miserable so bad that
• 17:57
  Speaker 4: on top of that they've invented fucking ghosts. They're like, ah, yeah,
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: oh we're safe here, but oh we forgot about the
• 18:02
  Speaker 4: ghosts that are good again. I mean, it's like we
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: are dedicated to be miserable.
• 18:07
  Speaker 6: I want to believe in ghosts, but when you see
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: the old pictures in the video and they're still wearing clothes.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I'm out. I'm out. Why would it ghost be wearing
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: clothes in the afterlight?
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: Chrissy did because you were sorry, sorry.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: Ma'am uh speaking a ghost. Yeah, we're just scared the
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: shit out an old about a nine year old muzzlin woman.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah no, we just that's a that's a ghost from
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: eighteen forty two.
• 18:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, holy oh, that's not two obnoxious, right?
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: I keep walking you down the best blocks.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: You know, I didn't.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't think this podcast was noisy enough. So thank you, Chris.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but this is fucking great. Man. I feel like
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna pass out though. You feel good? How was
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: that smoothie?
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good?
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: Are you Irish?
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: Still here?
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: Irish? I don't know, Yore, honest, I really don't know.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: I'm a little to everything.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: I'm like a month. You want here something a little
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: Polish in me?
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Irish?
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Do you want hear something wild about Giannis?
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Nis is a hardcore Greek, like Greek that you can
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: Greek Orthodox Greek Orthodox parents like big time Greek everything
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Greek Greek Greek does. Ancestry dot Com finds out he's
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: twenty five percent Turkish.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: Mortal Enemy? How's that love it?
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: I did? Mortal Enemy?
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Did that make you depressed?
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I think you know? My mother has Alzheimer's now and
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: I sorr. I think that had something to do with
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: it when I told her that, Yeah, I think she
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: just checked out. She's like she was born there and yeah,
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: she's a really liberal, open minded woman, but when it
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: comes to the old Turk beef, she can't.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Get over it, can't let it go. That's kind of
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: sad and funny at the same time.
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: So when she found out, I'm I'm twenty five percent
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: a lot. That's not like he probably got in there
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: through rape, right, could be? Yeah, because my dad's from
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: a tiny little island that's now Turkish.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: So ah, I did. I did that trip.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: I did the Greek Islands and we did a little
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: Turkey action and we went to one Turkish island that.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: It used to be Greek.
• 20:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't know, might be is that where the
• 20:07
  Speaker 6: first library is the ruins of the first library?
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I think we are. I don't know. This was many
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: years ago.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: I hope.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I love to read man.
• 20:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I did twenty three and METERI and I found
• 20:21
  Speaker 6: out that one point one percent sub Saharan baby.
• 20:25
  Speaker 2: Ew oh, that's awesome.
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: Everyone's point one percent subsign that we came from the
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: continent of Africa by the way, right across street, Sausage
• 20:32
  Speaker 5: and Associates. That's my fucking real estate law office. That's
• 20:35
  Speaker 5: my real estate lawyer. Guy who hasn't returned an email
• 20:37
  Speaker 5: on two days.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Fucking god.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're in that illegal apartment.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: I know he's not smart enough, dick.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: And why do they have the exit signed backwards?
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: Oh god, now I'm done. I'd probably have a dumb
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: lawyer that.
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: Doesn't look too smart.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I'm probably I'm probably gonna get fucked.
• 20:52
  Speaker 4: Have you before?
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: It's been many years there here before? Yeah? Sure?
• 20:56
  Speaker 6: For what?
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Just to wander around? I mean, it's Bay Ridge, Man
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: of Water. You know what's weird? Like we could have
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: met right over there. That's where I came from. Oh really, well,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing the Arizona Bridge. I passed that two hours ago.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: I know I did. We went on a whole tour.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: How long have we been potting so far? Has it
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: been crazy long?
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe an hour or so?
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Oh not bad.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: The healthiest podcasts out there Calories Get Out Walk.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get there this.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, special episodes that you just like you swim together.
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: Hold the microphone out here?
• 21:28
  Speaker 6: So who's the history buff between you two for the
• 21:31
  Speaker 6: History Hyenas podcast.
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: We both loved it. We kind of bonded on it,
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: like we're both kind of gay for history a little bit. Yeah,
• 21:38
  Speaker 4: I studied and it was like my major in college,
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: which means nothing, just made me qualify for a high
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: school diploma. But he's a passionate. He goes on his
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: He was the one going on history tours and all
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: that stuff.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: So you know Big Onion Walkingtours dot com. Go check
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: out there side Big Onion Walking Tours. Go on all
• 21:55
  Speaker 5: historical walking tours around New York City. It's the best
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: you want. Dare Instagram account too. Yeah, I already got
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: already message the girl who gave us a tour one
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: day she's read it, never responded.
• 22:03
  Speaker 6: Oh reallypes, Yeah, I like the Pompeii episode there, you're honest.
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I mean, it's
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: been fun doing it because the neighborhood Chris is from.
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: He thought because he liked history, it meant he was gay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: So for years and years he saw it just because
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: he had intellectual curiosities meant he was gay. And now
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: he's found out that somebody else who's straight also likes history,
• 22:21
  Speaker 4: and it doesn't mean you're gay. Yeah, if you remember
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: someone's birthday or if you're into history.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: But the whole time, I thought it just meant that
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: I was a cocksmoker.
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: August twenty fifth, August twenty sixth birthday.
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Boys appreciate it. Yeah, all right?
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: Is that weird? We have like the birthday like one
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: day apart.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's we were meant to because this is
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: a new Bagel story. Look at that. Yeah, yoh cute two.
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: But I'm on Keto cuz I can't do bagels.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: We just past Bagel boy, that's more your speed.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: Chris Well, Well, I want to tell you the Bagel story.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: This is Bagel's story, but it's a hilarious.
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: Dude. He goes, I'm Keto, and he goes real hard
• 22:57
  Speaker 4: and he will like starve himself for four days and
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: then he will face fuck like every sweet he just
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: falls off the wagon and the next thing you see
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: him with like a waffle, a muffin, a slice of pizza.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: Jordan Hotel, I was onto for a week.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I was so hungry.
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: You live extreme.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know a smoothie joint.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, we got smoothe joints all over, but I'm
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: late for my haircut. I got the next one.
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: All right, bay Ridge has a lot of smoothie joints,
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I'm noticing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 4: I'm sure, I'm sure you've been right, great Italian?
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: Are we?
• 23:28
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 23:28
  Speaker 3: We're not a block away?
• 23:30
  Speaker 6: Are we gonna podcast in the the old school Mafia
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: barber shop?
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's up to you.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I mean I told the kids Stefano we were coming
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: with the podcast, and he said that was fine.
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: But who knows. I mean it might be packed in
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: there and weird and you can hear buzzers and ship But.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I love podcast Noises though. I'm a big fan of
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: the podcast Noises.
• 23:48
  Speaker 4: Rig is the night backdrop this neighborhood, though, isn't it?
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: It? Sure is. It's a favorite skyline, right.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: This neighborhood has really gone through a couple of like incarnations.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: It was this is this the Saturday night fever area?
• 24:00
  Speaker 6: Absolutely, like where's the famous like paint cant scene or
• 24:04
  Speaker 6: walking down the street.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: The hardware store. Where was that hard the hardware store?
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: That's that's on that's a little bit of a dyker too, right, Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 5: That's on Fourth Avenue. That paint can paint can stuff.
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: Is I believe that's on fourth or fifth Avenue and
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: like ninety fifth or ninety sixth Street.
• 24:19
  Speaker 4: Oh bunch, isn't there a whole whole whole Saturday Night
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: faver tour you can do?
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but hold on, boys.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: Your podcast is called history Hyaenas and you don't even
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: know the history of Saturday.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Night Fever in the in the area.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: Well that's well, that's the.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Point of you learn.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: We just take a shot at that history, don't We
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: don't know everything.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: We're not we're not historians. We just love talking about it.
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: But we're pretty stupid.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Actually, oh, here we go.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: The place is the place