Smoothies & Prostate Finger Talk w/ Chris Distefano & Yannis Pappas

Opie & Carl · Aug 21, 2026 · 24m · transcript

Carl’s off playing Food Network star, so Opie ditches Manhattan for a sweaty Brooklyn stroll with Chris Distefano… and immediately runs into Yannis. What follows is pure chaos: $8 smoothie flirting, American-flag purity tests, limp-dick philosophy, haunted Long Island death houses, sage-vs-ghosts debates, and a pilgrimage to an actual mobbed-up barber shop while everyone’s dripping sweat and questioning their ancestry. History Hyenas energy, zero chill.

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