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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: of your top three life moments that you'll remember forever,
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  Speaker 1: there's the day you got married, the day that child's borne,
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  Speaker 1: and of course the day you realize that your car
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  Speaker 1: got towed. Oh that's happened. I had not happened many times.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. It might not be normally, but it
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  Speaker 1: is going to be top three for this guy because
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  Speaker 1: even though his BMW didn't really get taken, I promise
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  Speaker 1: you he's never going to forget the prank phone call
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  Speaker 1: from our own Jose Bolanos calling from his coyard cell
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  Speaker 1: phone to let him know, Hey, come get your dumb car,
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  Speaker 1: you idiot, and then the conversation gets even worse from there.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna hear it in your brand new phone. Tap
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  Speaker 1: right now, Day Mornings twenty. Hello, this is David. Hey David,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Chuck from Towing. Are you the owner of
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  Speaker 1: a black bmw X five. Yeah, license plate five O six. Um,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I don't really know my license plate off
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  Speaker 1: the top of my head. Um, all right, Well what
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  Speaker 1: about you're probably gonna want to come down and get
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  Speaker 1: your car out. Man, it's gonna cost you two hundred
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  Speaker 1: and sixty Buckshall, excuse me, what's going on here? I
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  Speaker 1: just told you we have your car, So come down
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  Speaker 1: and pick it up, and we're gonna go up until six.
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  Speaker 1: If not, it'll be walked down for no, dude, due due, Dude,
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  Speaker 1: that's impossible. I'm park at work. My car's out here. Correction,
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  Speaker 1: it's over here now it's been my lot. No, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's my work. We've got like a secure garage. I
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  Speaker 1: was in parked down the street. Well, someone called us
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  Speaker 1: and said that your car was over the line by
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  Speaker 1: a few inches. And who technically that's a violation. Park
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  Speaker 1: over the line one time and I get towed for it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: here's a sob story. Here we go. Why the hell
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  Speaker 1: didn't anyone call me? Come on, man? And the people
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  Speaker 1: who called this that it wasn't the first time. Apparently
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  Speaker 1: I've done this a handful of times. And they say
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  Speaker 1: that whenever they've talked to you, you've actually been kind
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  Speaker 1: of an a hole, and what's between you and me?
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  Speaker 1: I can kind of get that read too. Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you don't know me. You can't say that I'm an hole.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed
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  Speaker 1: the d bags. What you drive? I drive the truck
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  Speaker 1: that's towing away your car right now? Wait is towing
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  Speaker 1: it right now? I'm coming down, then you can right now. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: well I asked you to come down, genius, so that's
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  Speaker 1: probably what you should do. You're the one who told
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  Speaker 1: me it was locked up, genius. You can't talk to
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  Speaker 1: people like this, all right. I've talked to dudes like
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  Speaker 1: you before, right, usually small packaged guys that are wanting
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  Speaker 1: secure about their manhood. Whoa, whoa, I get it, dude,
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  Speaker 1: you're frustrated. Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: you you want to talk about a small package. How
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  Speaker 1: about you want to see you want to see the
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  Speaker 1: small package up close? You want me to see her
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  Speaker 1: small package up close? Dude? What are you coming on
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  Speaker 1: to me? No, I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm
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  Speaker 1: gonna come down there, and I'm gonna beat the shat you,
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  Speaker 1: all right with your small package? No, I'm not. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not like, what is it like a Q tip with
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  Speaker 1: the you're the one who brought up the small pack.
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  Speaker 1: I'm referencing what you say, so you're confirming that your
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  Speaker 1: package is small, and then you're gonna come here and
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  Speaker 1: use it again. Forget the package stuff here? You know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. I'm gonna come down there. I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: kick the saut of you. Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll
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  Speaker 1: look out for the guy with no bulge who's like,
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  Speaker 1: I am had it with you. What is your toe
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  Speaker 1: company called? Oh, it's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: And well that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to
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  Speaker 1: that show? It's a radio show. Look at your sponsor?
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  Speaker 1: Is something with your company's called. I'm just saying there's
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  Speaker 1: a guy on it named Jose. He's got a really
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  Speaker 1: small package too. You should probably meet him. I don't
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  Speaker 1: care about some guy Jose and his small package pack.
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  Speaker 1: That that's me. You don't care about me? Wait wait, wa,
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  Speaker 1: wait your me? What did you just say to me?
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  Speaker 1: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was
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  Speaker 1: just talking about Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Man, What is going on?
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  Speaker 1: Take a deep breath. Your co worker Jason set you up.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, got a note on your car the
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  Speaker 1: other day someone called you a jerk for parking over
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  Speaker 1: the line a little bit. So you wanted us a message,
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  Speaker 1: you dude. Oh, I'm gonna kill you with the small
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  Speaker 1: What was with so many all the small package? When
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  Speaker 1: you got a small package like me, we can tell others. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't lie to me, buddy, I just hear in your voice.
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  Speaker 1: We both got small ones. Okay, okay, yeah, you got
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  Speaker 1: an ear for a small You know how they say
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  Speaker 1: good things come in small packages. We're great things. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a part of this club. This is not
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  Speaker 1: a bonding moment. Hang it. I just want you to
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  Speaker 1: admit I'm not the only one. I'm sorry. Bro week
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning wording