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Phone Tap PODCAST: Teacher Doug Does Drugs · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with duy
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Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred day.
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Speaker 1: Another jubil nun taps on the twenties. I'm moving five. Hello, Hi,
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Speaker 1: am I speaking to Russell? Yeah, this is Russell. Hey Russell,
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Speaker 1: this is teacher Doug from your son's elementary school. How
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Speaker 1: are you good? You said this teacher died from my
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Speaker 1: son school. What's up? Yeah, teacher Doug. I know we've
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Speaker 1: never actually met in person. How you doing, I'm doing
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Speaker 1: pretty good. What's going on? Well, the reason that I'm
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Speaker 1: calling today is that I never received the signed waiver
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Speaker 1: that James was sent home with. And I'm really not
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Speaker 1: received signed waiver. Uh huh and I really need that.
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Speaker 1: Uh you didn't come home with the waiver? What is
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Speaker 1: the So what did I do with Oh? Shoot, well
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Speaker 1: maybe he dropped it or something. Well, anyway, we're doing
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Speaker 1: a program on the dangers of drugs. It's called Get
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Speaker 1: High on Life, not drugs sure, I'd be happy to
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Speaker 1: sign that. I'm a son for that. Okay, good, because
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Speaker 1: you're the only parent who hasn't signed off yet. What's
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Speaker 1: see them going on? Man? That sounds like a good program. Okay,
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Speaker 1: but I actually do need your signature. Do you need
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Speaker 1: my signature? Can I send it to you by email
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Speaker 1: or facts? Or do I have to come in there? Well,
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Speaker 1: I just need you to actually sign off on this
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Speaker 1: form that says it's okay to do drugs in front
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Speaker 1: of your kid. I'm sorry, what did you say? I said,
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Speaker 1: I need I actually need your physical signature to say
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Speaker 1: that it's okay to do drugs in front of your child.
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Speaker 1: You're gonna do drugs in front of my child? Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We found the best way to teach children about drugs
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Speaker 1: is to do a bunch in front of them and
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Speaker 1: just see what happens. They'll learn about the dangers real quick.
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Speaker 1: Excuse me, teach your dog. You're not gonna do drugs
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Speaker 1: in front of my kid. That's ridiculous. Oh no, I am,
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Speaker 1: And that's how we're going to teach them. I think
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Speaker 1: it's important that they actually see the effects of drugs
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Speaker 1: on people. So I've got pretty much every single drug
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Speaker 1: and for an entire week. I'm going to do one
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Speaker 1: a day. No, No, that's not going to happen to
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Speaker 1: my kid, that's no. If we're not doing that, well,
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Speaker 1: I think they need to see it. I'm gonna be
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Speaker 1: coming to school there if that's going on. I'm telling
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Speaker 1: you that right now. I really think it's the most
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Speaker 1: effective way. You know, if they actually I need to
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Speaker 1: get all of the principle. What's his name? I need
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Speaker 1: a phone number right now. If you're worried about me,
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Speaker 1: I totally understand that, but I will be fine. I
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Speaker 1: already use a lot of these drugs recreationally, so my
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Speaker 1: tallerance bullcrap. That's bullcrap. You're gonna use this as an
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Speaker 1: excuse to do drugs in front of my kids or
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Speaker 1: other people? No, no, I well no, I don't need
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Speaker 1: an excuse. How do you get hired? This was crap?
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Speaker 1: This both my kids not coming back. I think the
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Speaker 1: answers and I need You're misunderstanding, sir, You're misunderstanding. I
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Speaker 1: don't need an excuse to do them in class. I
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Speaker 1: already do them at home, So it's fine. You're already
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Speaker 1: admitted to being a drug Eric, Why are you doing
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Speaker 1: this in front of my kid? Addict is such a
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Speaker 1: bad able. I prefer enthusiast. Okay, enthusiasts. Yes, I call
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Speaker 1: that being a hippiece. Okay, Well, you call it what
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Speaker 1: you want to call it, and I'll call it what
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Speaker 1: I want to call it. We'll call it what I
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Speaker 1: wanted to call it. I don't know what you're said.
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Speaker 1: The super program is going to work in school, but
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Speaker 1: it's not well. The field trip to the crack house
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Speaker 1: that we took them to last week worked beautifully. Watch
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Speaker 1: you took for a kid to a crack house. It
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Speaker 1: was in a bandoned crack house. Yeah. I used to
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Speaker 1: go there all the time. But anyway, they found it
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Speaker 1: very educational, unbelievable. I'm summing that I'm the right now.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have this out all because of a prank
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Speaker 1: phone call. I mean, I think that's a bit of
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Speaker 1: an overreaction, don't you think, what what do you talk
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Speaker 1: to about? What's Oh? My bad? I should have told
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Speaker 1: you this. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel
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Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you. Your wife, Michelle,
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Speaker 1: set you up, my wife, Michelle. It's a joke. This
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Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. Yes, oh my god, she
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Speaker 1: told us that she was. She told us that she
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Speaker 1: wanted you to get more involved with your son's schooling
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Speaker 1: and wanted me to prank you. I'm going to get
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Speaker 1: involved now, that's for sure. I can't believe she did
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Speaker 1: that to a weep