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Phone Tap PODCAST: Sweet Meat · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Jubules phone taps are hilarious, but being charged with DUI
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  Speaker 1: it's no laughing matter. Trust Jubles friends at one eight
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  Speaker 1: hundred dy away. If you're charged with a criminal offense,
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  Speaker 1: your one call is one eight hundred d uy away.
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  Speaker 1: Proud supporters of Kubules phone taps one eight hundred d
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  Speaker 1: you away. He's another jubil n taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, this is Tyler. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: what's up? Tyler? Hi? Who's this? My name is Bill.
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  Speaker 1: I work over at South Okay, my boss just told
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  Speaker 1: me that I'm going to the company's work conference next weekend,
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  Speaker 1: and apparently I guess we're going to be rooming together.
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  Speaker 1: That's interesting. He hadn't He hadn't told me who I
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  Speaker 1: was roomed with yet. Okay, cool. Well, yeah, it's me.
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  Speaker 1: Nice to meet you and nice to meet you two.
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  Speaker 1: So you've been to these conferences before? Yeah, this is
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  Speaker 1: my fourth one, what about you? Oh cool? Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: this is my first. I actually couldn't go last year
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  Speaker 1: because I was in prison. Yeah something funny? Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I mean the good joke. M I didn't tell a
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  Speaker 1: joke setular in prison land you though, that's because I
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  Speaker 1: was Oh, I was supposed to do ten years, but
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  Speaker 1: I got out a few years early because of overcrowding
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  Speaker 1: and stuff. But so kind of getting back into the
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  Speaker 1: workforce and just getting back into normal society and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So not like I've never heard of overcrowding. I thought
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  Speaker 1: it would like good behavior or something. Oh yeah, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: I gets too crowded and they let you out early.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't really want to though, they were and scared
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  Speaker 1: I might reoffend or something like that. But I mean
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  Speaker 1: that I had no choice. But anyway about the conference,
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  Speaker 1: like what should I expect? Hang them? So you're you're
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  Speaker 1: like getting back in the workforce. Yeah, just trying to
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  Speaker 1: acclimate back to society or whatever they call it. But
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  Speaker 1: I've been working here a little while and they're sending
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  Speaker 1: me to this conference. I just, you know, calling a
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  Speaker 1: touch base with you before we room together. Can I
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  Speaker 1: ask you what you were in prison for that? I
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  Speaker 1: don't know if it's polite. No, No, you can't ask me.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't want to talk about it. Plus I
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  Speaker 1: shouldn't say anything because I could be retried, so lawyers
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  Speaker 1: told me not to really talk about it, all right,
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, What do I need to know about you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what to say. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: I haven't really had a roommate since my celly, so
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  Speaker 1: I need to know about you. Can I trust you?
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  Speaker 1: You're selling? Yeah, my roommate when I was behind bars,
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  Speaker 1: that's the last person I ruined with. So I just
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  Speaker 1: need to know if I can trust you. Honestly, me
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  Speaker 1: and my last roommate had some trust issues and things
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  Speaker 1: got pretty ugly. So he's still eating out of a straw?
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  Speaker 1: Are you all right? Um? You know, just so, you
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  Speaker 1: called about the World Conserence next week, right, I don't
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  Speaker 1: I think that's the one I'm going to. I think
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  Speaker 1: I'm no month. I'm looking at my list right here.
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  Speaker 1: It says you and me are rooming together next week
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  Speaker 1: next week. Yeah, yeah, no, No, I don't think that's
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  Speaker 1: right because I'm looking at my calendar right now and
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  Speaker 1: I'm definitely not going to the one next week. I'll
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  Speaker 1: listen up, Like, hey, sweet meat, sweet meat, listen up,
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  Speaker 1: what did you call me? I called you sweet meat
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  Speaker 1: because I know what you're trying to do. You're trying
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  Speaker 1: to get out of rooming with a convicted felon. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not. It's just our schedules are different. Listen, I
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  Speaker 1: asked you a second ago if I could trust you,
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  Speaker 1: and now you're talking like a scared little Listen. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why you're coming at me so hard. Our
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  Speaker 1: schedules are diff Are you a snitch? No, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a snitch. You know what rats get, right, rats get
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  Speaker 1: the poison. Are you a rat? I'm not a rat either. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: if I find out that you're a snitch, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm gonna do. Man, I'm not I'm not
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  Speaker 1: a sneech. I'm not a rat. I don't know why
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  Speaker 1: you're talking to me like this. I worked in accounting, Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: all righty Hey, hey, I'm just listen. This is the
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  Speaker 1: first time you I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 1: Build So I'm really strong, and that's not something that
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  Speaker 1: I know how to deal with it, and I don't
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  Speaker 1: think that I should be dealing with it. An Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I think I should call R. I'm sorry. I know
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  Speaker 1: you're a little scared. I take full responsibility. Okay. Old
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  Speaker 1: habits die hard. Every once in a while, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of flip back into prison mode. Sorry about that. It's weird.
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  Speaker 1: I get like this tunnel vision and I just, oh god,
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  Speaker 1: I want to get a sharp and toothbrush and just
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  Speaker 1: shank somebody. I don't know if I can do this.
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  Speaker 1: I really don't do what room with a convicted felon
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  Speaker 1: or the prank call? Which one are we talking about here? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What did you just say? I said, Are you concerned
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  Speaker 1: about the convicted felon part or the prank phone call part?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, please tell me this is a prank call.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. This is actually Jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. No, your co worker Corey set you up.
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  Speaker 1: He told me about the work conference and wanted me
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  Speaker 1: to freak you out a little bit. Yeah. We're cheating
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  Speaker 1: it out, hey, but I'll see you at the conference,
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  Speaker 1: all right, sweet me