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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bears and Poop and Cars · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred d y away?
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  Speaker 1: Not getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,
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  Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: this is Seth McElroy. I'm calling from Automotive. Is this Emily? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is. You have a second to talk about your car? Yeah? Well,
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be a kind of weird phone call,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not one hundred percent sure, but I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: positive that a bear relieved itself in your glove compartment
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  Speaker 1: last night. What. Yeah, we didn't have room to park
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  Speaker 1: it in the garage like we normally do when you
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  Speaker 1: leave a car here overnight, so we left it out
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  Speaker 1: on the street. And then when I came here this
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  Speaker 1: morning to check on it, excuse my language, but I
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  Speaker 1: think a bear took it in it you your tell no, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're telling me that. You're telling me that a bear
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  Speaker 1: came onto the street and it got inside of my car,
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  Speaker 1: which was locked. Yeah, and then inside of did you
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  Speaker 1: say my was it my glove box? Yeah? I was
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  Speaker 1: surprised too, but you were How the would have bear
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  Speaker 1: get inside of my car, and then how good could
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  Speaker 1: have bears? And be he would inside my glove box? Well,
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I think of is that a bear
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  Speaker 1: did it? Um because I came to check on your
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  Speaker 1: car and then the window was broken, right and nothing
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  Speaker 1: was really missing except like the stereo. And then in
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  Speaker 1: your glove box was a giant bear, a giant piece
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  Speaker 1: of bear poop. So the bear before inside of my
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  Speaker 1: glove box stole I stereo. Oh I don't know about that.
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  Speaker 1: Like I'm figuring maybe somebody took the stereo because they
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  Speaker 1: know the window was broken. There's something wrong with you,
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  Speaker 1: Like are you are you like missing? Like it sounds
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  Speaker 1: like you have like two brain cells? Like how what
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  Speaker 1: a bear get into my car? Like it does this
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  Speaker 1: bear have like a like a vendetta against Like that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense? Well, if you saw what the
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  Speaker 1: going on. But I do know for accept that no
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  Speaker 1: bear has been inside my car and absolutely no bear
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  Speaker 1: has side of my car. I looked at it, but
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  Speaker 1: if you saw it, if you saw it, man, you
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  Speaker 1: could tell that this is not like human. Are you
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  Speaker 1: like a scientist? Now you're like you're like a scientist
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  Speaker 1: of bears I've seen, well, I've seen a lot of it,
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  Speaker 1: and so you're a lot of bears in your life. Okay, great, great,
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  Speaker 1: this is very very revealing about your old versonal experiences. Obviously,
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  Speaker 1: someone broke into my car, you left it out on
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  Speaker 1: the street zone, took my stereo, and then someone you know,
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  Speaker 1: my car just going on. I came for a bear?
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  Speaker 1: A bear did my bailer did not in my car?
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  Speaker 1: Correct me if I'm wrong, But it sounds like you're
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  Speaker 1: skeptical that it was a bear. You are a genius,
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  Speaker 1: aren't you know? There's just a regular genius over there. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I'm skeptical at a bear in my car, appear to
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  Speaker 1: not play kid, appear to nj my cial and a bear? Certainly?
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  Speaker 1: What do you want me to do about your car?
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  Speaker 1: Do you want me to call the cops? Or should
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  Speaker 1: we leave it outside tonight with a bear trap in it? Oh? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: a trap. I didn't even know it was possible to
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  Speaker 1: be this stupid. I didn't even know. You're boggling my
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  Speaker 1: mind right now. You are literally the dumbest person I
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  Speaker 1: have ever met in my entire life. It is just
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  Speaker 1: it's a stounding how stupid you are you know. I
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  Speaker 1: think you're right. I think I am kind of stupid. Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I think you are. I think you're real stupid. Not
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  Speaker 1: kind of stupid, You're really stupid. I think maybe the
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  Speaker 1: problem is I've been listening to those prank phone calls
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  Speaker 1: by that Jewel guy, and then it's just making me stupid.
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  Speaker 1: I don't keep it about what you do in your
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  Speaker 1: free time. Okay, not my problem. Want to hear about
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  Speaker 1: your free time? Well no, I'm just I'm just telling
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  Speaker 1: you that because this is a prank phone call. No way,
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  Speaker 1: no way, Yeah, this is actually jewel from Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jewel in the morning, I'm moving ninety two point five
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god. Your
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  Speaker 1: friend Sarah set you up. She said that you'd freak
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  Speaker 1: out if you thought something happened in your car. She
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  Speaker 1: also said you have a short fuse for dumb people.
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  Speaker 1: So it's pretty obvious. Right, there's next. Just for the record,
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  Speaker 1: I want to let you know I think your car's okay.
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  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it, but it is possible that a
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  Speaker 1: bear could have been it. They've been doing that a
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  Speaker 1: lot these days. Oh my god, I hope not week.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning morning, the Holy on Moving ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: five