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Susan Dell's Husband Speaks Out & Nobel Prize Outrage | Breaking Absurdity Ep 51 · Breaking Absurdity — Today's Top Headlines That Can't Be Unheard. Brought to you by @ItsNotSatire.

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  Donald Trump is fuming that he didn't win the
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  Nobel Peace Prize, despite starting a war, and
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  the White House has a new press secretary, the
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  fourth woman in Trump's orbit whose name begins
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  with K. In today's breaking absurdity, Susan
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  Dell's husband is responding to the internet's
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  reaction to her appearance, and the new White
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  House press secretary is being compared online
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  to a failed beauty pageant contestant. But leading
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  off today, Trump's Nobel -sized meltdown over
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  a peace prize awarded to a woman who has spent
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  her career holding powerful people accountable.
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  That's right, the 2026 Nobel Prize was awarded
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  to Navi Pillay, a South African lawyer who has
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  worked for decades on human rights issues and
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  has called out Israel for genocide. And like
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  clockwork, MAGA erupted in outrage because MAGA
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  can't stand anyone criticizing Israel these days,
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  much less a woman who was awarded a prize that
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  Trump should have gotten. at least in their eyes.
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  So we're quite shocked that Trump had some thoughts
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  about it. Just kidding. Of course he had some
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  thoughts about it. The Nobel Prize was given
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  out today to a liberal person who works at the
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  United Nations who nobody has ever heard of.
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  I've never heard of the person. Yeah, sorry,
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  Trump. This particular Nobel Prize awardee did
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  not appear on The Apprentice. So yeah, you wouldn't
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  have heard of her. And this is an indelible stain
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  on the country of Norway. I think people across
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  the world think somebody else has left an indelible
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  stain in his nappies. And we will not forget,
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  Norway, that you didn't give this prize with
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  the greatest record in history. The greatest
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  record in history, hey? Well, Colin Jost on SNL
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  had something to say about that. He's genuinely
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  angry that he didn't win the Peace Prize. Trump
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  kidnapped Venezuela's president. Then he did
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  so much war that we're running out of missiles.
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  And he still thought this is my year. And of
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  course, the Internet responded with their own
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  thoughts. And a lot of people remembered Obama
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  because Trump has been extremely jealous that
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  Obama won a Nobel Prize and even said that he
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  won it for doing absolutely nothing. So the Internet
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  responded in only the way the Internet can. They
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  imagined Obama dangling the Nobel Prize over
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  Trump's head, taunting him like a child. I can
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  only imagine what Obama is thinking right now.
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  I hope he's having a great laugh. Of course,
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  deep down, it's becoming clear that Trump knows
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  that he can say literally anything he wants to
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  his crowd. It's like the love. I could say the
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  stupidest things and you clap, you know, I love
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  you so much. But we don't say the stupidest things.
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  We say things of common sense. Right, just like
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  it's common sense that you're historically low
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  in national polling right now. Sounds like common
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  sense to me. Over the weekend, Trump appointed
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  his new White House Press Secretary, Katie Zachariah,
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  and the internet had some thoughts. And immediately
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  people noticed that her name begins with a K.
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  And that's significant for a strange reason,
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  because it turns out that Katie is the fourth
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  person that Trump has hired for a media role
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  that begins with a K. We've had Kelly and Kaylee,
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  Caroline and Katie. Internet responded with a
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  meme that said, Trump must think four K's are
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  better than three. I'm gonna let you connect
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  the dots on that joke. Then somebody thought
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  it would be funny to splice in an iconic beauty
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  pageant fail into a Fox News interview and pass
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  it off as Katie. Thank God that bell chimed in
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  to save her from herself. Okay, enough jokes.
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  Here's the real Katie appearing on Fox News.
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  Is not actually deleterious to bringing peace.
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  In fact, it works towards peace and I believe
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  he's showing that. He's gonna be able to work
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  a deal here. Yeah, and she really decided to
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  haul out a big SAT word, deleterious. Way to
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  go, Katie. But then people found this old clip
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  of, you know, depopulation efforts of abortion,
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  that the racist background of abortion, you know,
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  the abortion pill has the same chemicals that
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  they used in the exterminate camps in Nazi Germany.
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  Ugh. Well, it looks like she's been spouting
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  a little bit of misinformation. That tracks great
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  with what we've come to expect from Caroline
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  Levitt. She'll fit right in. And this is also
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  her. on a beach in a bikini. I think I know the
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  real reason she got hired and it's not just because
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  her name begins with K. Welcome aboard Katie
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  Zachariah, strap in for a wild ride. And it's
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  been a few days since Susan Dell appeared in
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  the Oval Office and people still can't look away.
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  I've never seen so much interest in someone's
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  physical appearance. I think it's because she
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  just looks so different than she used to and
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  And people are just fascinated in general with
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  how people appear and how they change over the
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  decades. Granted, it was a particularly shocking
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  jump scare when she appeared that day. And the
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  memes just won't stop coming. Here's one that
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  was posted this morning. This is what you could
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  end up looking like if you eat some of the raw
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  frozen shrimp. being sent to the United States
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  by other countries. I mean, maybe he's got a
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  point with the way that RFK is running human
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  health. We may all end up looking like that sooner
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  or later. And here's another compilation of all
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  the MAGA ladies together. How do you think they
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  look? And taking the cake for the most iconic
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  Susan Dell meme, it's Susan Dell as Michael Jackson's
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  thriller. I'm sorry, I have to keep the audio
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  muted here as I don't want a copyright strike,
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  but I did want to post this in case you hadn't
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  seen it. And one of the most anticipated Susan
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  Dell appearances might be on South Park. This
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  image was posted on an Instagram account, but
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  then we soon learned that it was a hoax because
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  South Park hasn't come out publicly and said
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  that Susan Dell will be on her show. We can only
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  hope. So what has been the response on this so
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  far? We haven't heard anything from Susan Dell
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  explaining her public appearance or any kind
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  of reaction to the public's interest But actually
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  Susan Dell's husband spoke out, you know the
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  creator of Dell computers Michael Dell. Here's
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  what he said He want an ex to say, y 'all have
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  way too much to say about my wife, she looks
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  more beautiful than ever, and I mean that. The
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  internet really made some of you way too comfortable
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  disrespecting people you don't know. Keep making
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  jokes if you want, I'm the one who gets to wake
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  up next to her. I mean, it's a fair point. Susan
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  Dell appeared in the Oval Office to announce
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  a program to help all of America's children with
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  new Trump accounts and a donation of many billions
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  of dollars in order to do so. But I think one
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  of the reasons people reacted so much is because
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  she has aligned herself with Donald Trump on
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  an initiative to help children. And reportedly,
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  Donald Trump's name has appeared more times in
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  the Epstein files than in the Bible. I think
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  people just don't understand why the Dells have
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  aligned themselves with Trump, and I think a
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  lot of people think that this is going to be
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  an indelible stain on the Dells reputation. I
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  mean, the Dells have hooked their anchor to a
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  convicted felon, and someone found guilty of
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  rape. Essentially, to people who view Trump like
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  that, you're just now part of the Trump sphere,
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  and you're just fair game for any type of joke.
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  And I'd like to ask my listeners, what do you
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  think? Do you think this is fair game? Or do
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  you think this has been totally inappropriate,
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  all the public scrutiny on Susan Bell's appearances?
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  I want to hear from you. Thanks for watching
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