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Phone Tap: Big Rick's Pachtree Paralegal · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: We don't get many requests like this, but we love
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  Speaker 3: when we do. Asking us to prank a person who's
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  Speaker 3: getting close to retirement. Oh yeah, give him one last
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  Speaker 3: laugh before they sail off into the distance when they
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  Speaker 3: need it. And today we call a guy who owns
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  Speaker 3: a chain of laundromats and what he doesn't know is
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  Speaker 3: he's about to be in big trouble because there's a retirement.
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  Speaker 3: There's a sharp tongued lawyer with a dash of Southern
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  Speaker 3: charm who's ready to take him for everything he's worth.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about Big Rick, and I think he's got
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  Speaker 3: a legit case. But hear it for yourself and your
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  Speaker 3: phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Another?
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  Speaker 2: Why Hello, there is this hilarious owner of the laundromat
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  Speaker 2: on a forty second in James.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I own a laundromat there. Who's there? Well?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, friend, and good morning to you. My name is
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  Speaker 2: A big Rick.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I am a lawyer.
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  Speaker 2: You may have seen my TV commercial for Big Ricks Biscuits,
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  Speaker 2: Banjo's and Bodied at Home.
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  Speaker 4: That is me. I haven't seen that.
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  Speaker 2: We are the Southern Slingers of Legal Solutions. We also
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  Speaker 2: own the company Peachtree Pair of Legals.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm all right.
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  Speaker 2: You see the theme friend Southern?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I see the same on the TV.
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  Speaker 2: I'm dressed up as a big old judge in a
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  Speaker 2: court room, you see. And then instead of a gavel,
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  Speaker 2: I'm holding a big old turkey leg in my hand.
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  Speaker 2: That was towards the holiday season.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, I met that. So well, what exactly can I
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  Speaker 4: do for you, Big Rick?
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually calling because one of my clients was doing
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  Speaker 2: laundry over your little establishment recently, and he got himself
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  Speaker 2: hut was a long tailed cat in a room full
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  Speaker 2: of rock and chests. Imagine that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I can't imagine that. I have no idea
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  Speaker 4: what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you see, my client was using one of your
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  Speaker 2: fancy tumble spin heating machines or whatever. I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what your city folks call them.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we call them dryers.
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  Speaker 2: Oh a dry yell? Is that creole?
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  Speaker 4: I do like me some creole, my friend, I don't
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  Speaker 4: know what creole is.
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  Speaker 2: But Jenne who he had just done, finished his load,
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  Speaker 2: and that buzzer went off like a whole hour on
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  Speaker 2: a moonlit night.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: There was a buzzer sound.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they all do, They all do that one. Look
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  Speaker 4: here's the issue.
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  Speaker 2: The issue is that dryer my client was using did
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  Speaker 2: not have any warning signs on it.
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  Speaker 4: Well, a warning sign about what a buzzer.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not saying that the contents inside could be hotter
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  Speaker 2: than a long headed billigot and a Louisiana pebble.
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  Speaker 4: Patch on the dryer. Okay, wells are going to be hot.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. What I'm trying to tell you is my client
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  Speaker 2: reached in and grabbed a sack and eat on fried
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  Speaker 2: up one of his meat hooks, nice and crispit.
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  Speaker 4: Wait minute, you're saying he burnt his and on a sock.
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  Speaker 4: How is that even possible?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that would be my question for you in court, friend,
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  Speaker 2: how is that possible?
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  Speaker 4: If you're gonna assume me because you're moron, friend doesn't
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  Speaker 4: know that dryers are hot, Go right ahead, Hopefully.
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  Speaker 2: We can keep this behind legal doors. If you know
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  Speaker 2: what I'm saying, and you would just ride us a
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  Speaker 2: check to the tune of forty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Forty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I will just walk away. I will actually
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  Speaker 2: probably do a little dance on the way out the door.
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  Speaker 2: I'm being honest, but I will walk away.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. I guess you would if you got forty thousand
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  Speaker 4: dollars for a hot sock.
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  Speaker 2: No, look at your friend. If I was you, I
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  Speaker 2: would just pay the money because I have a very
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  Speaker 2: successful track record of litigating similar did we say legal
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  Speaker 2: A legal A kerfuffle?
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you're gunna because I represented a client last year
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  Speaker 2: who slipped and fell at a payday loan store. Now
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  Speaker 2: he was bugglarizing the place, but does not mean accidents
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  Speaker 2: don't happen.
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  Speaker 4: You know what, I have heard enough of this be
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  Speaker 4: as Oh, I don't think you did.
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  Speaker 2: That man got paid twice, once from the negligent owner
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  Speaker 2: who had recently watched the floors in second that big
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  Speaker 2: bag of money he was making off with, they just
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  Speaker 2: done gave it to him.
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  Speaker 4: You are a crook, a sister and an ambulance skaker,
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  Speaker 4: I don't word have anything to do with you.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it sounds like you have issues, friend. Well, my
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  Speaker 2: issue is your wife said that you would be laughing
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  Speaker 2: by the end of this phone call, and you are
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  Speaker 2: not laughing whatsoever?
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  Speaker 4: Did you just say my wife?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your wife, Sally, her and I had a long
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  Speaker 2: talking She set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't laugh, she said, you will testify against.
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  Speaker 4: You in co O. So do you know Sally? Do
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  Speaker 4: you know my wife Sally? Laugh?
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  Speaker 2: Because this is a brain bone call. This is actually
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  Speaker 2: say from Brook and Jeffrey of the Morning Man.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I can't believe my wife did this.
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  Speaker 2: She said, you own a laundromat and you're getting close
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  Speaker 2: to retirement, and I don't know. She said, just mess
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  Speaker 2: with you somehow. Well, submission of complish, Okay, time to
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  Speaker 2: retire today.
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  Speaker 4: I just might do that because this is pretty over
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  Speaker 4: the top.
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  Speaker 2: Friends, Well, if you need a lawyer to sue yourself,
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  Speaker 2: I know a guy who will take the case.
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  Speaker 4: I guarantee we win. I'm at a top peachtree apparently right. Oh,
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  Speaker 4: of course.
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  Speaker 2: Also the slinger is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh call, I'll call him too. Wake up every morning.
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  Speaker 4: With poom tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the morning,