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The Fallout, WFP Finals & JY's Gallon Milk Challenge · The Spin Podcast

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  Welcome to the spin, man. It's not been seven days.
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  It's only been. 3-3 days 3. Three days, 72 hours I.
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  Don't feel like we just did a show.
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  That fit, that's it lives in a different space in my head when
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  we do the specials. It's a.
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  Different. It's like doesn't count.
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  It does feel like it feel like it feels like a long time ago,
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  but it also feels like yesterday.
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  That's true. That's true.
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  Let's see over overall. What's the next truckload of
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  shit news smelling like my dudes?
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  I'm cooking some up. OK, I don't know what that
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  means, but OK. I don't know, Miss spins here
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  for the tea that was on Sunday. We'll share some extra like
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  what? What happened?
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  The fallout of. The back story is probably as
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  interesting as the front story. Sure, sure, absolutely.
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  I don't know what I'm allowed to say so I'm just going to follow.
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  Say it all, John. We don't have any rules.
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  We do not censor ourselves on this show.
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  We make people mad. We just make people mad.
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  Yeah, but I don't know what I'm allowed.
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  You didn't sign an NDA. You can say whatever you want.
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  D signed an NDA. And he says he wants.
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  I don't. I don't tell you anything, John.
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  I get in trouble a lot though, so like I don't, I don't wanna.
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  You make me think you know things now that I don't know and
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  you're making. Me nervous, yeah.
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  Listen, I'm, I'm the mints, man. I'm the mints.
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  I I know. I've talked to Mints.
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  I know. I've talked to a lot of people.
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  I know Tyler's talked to a lot of people.
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  I have no idea who John's talked to so.
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  I'm. Talking to people, just nobody
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  in particular. Yeah, I, you know, I talked to
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  Teddy, you know, and me, I did have a conversation with DB
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  Webe, but it'll stay between us. OK, keep it off record.
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  If you want to send me an e-mail, the barbell,
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  spin@gmail.com. If you are trying to send the
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  rumors or the the stories at the gyms, that's the wrong show.
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  I think that's Pedro's show. Tyler too.
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  I don't I can't remember what the e-mail address is, but I'm
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  sure I'm sure Pedro will start asking for that for the next
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  one. But.
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  You can just send them to me on Instagram.
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  I'm happy to get an e-mail though, and I can always pass it
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  along to Pedro if that's that. If it's something else, send it
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  my way. We did get the videos of of that
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  Lady going through that dude's house or that that other lady's
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  house. The last story we.
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  Told we got. The videos.
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  Here this is this is the the The Dirty, slutty CrossFit.
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  Yeah, dirty, dirty jerks. And snatches.
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  John Chocolate milk. Yeah, yeah, I, we're, we're
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  still doing it, but I was hoping I was a little bit more hungrier
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  by now. I think like I just worked out
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  and I'm not hungry yet. So we're going to wait like 30
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  minutes into the show and then I will start and we will do a
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  clock. But I, I, I did make like for
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  lunch I had five tacos and a glass of milk.
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  Good idea. And I don't think I should have
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  preloaded. Preloaded.
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  And I didn't think anything about it until in the middle of
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  it. And I'll go, well, it's too
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  late, it's too late now. So I'm just, I'm hoping I'm
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  getting a little bit hungrier. So we're going to wait 30
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  minutes into it and then we'll start.
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  And yeah, it is Ovaltine. And yeah, I was not encouraged
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  this morning. It just I saw.
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  That. Yeah, I had two of my gym
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  members, Derek and Jenny. Dude, there's actually a dirty
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  story. This girl did Jenny so dirty.
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  So another girl. Yeah, it is cooking it up.
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  A part of the MILF mafia the the the redhead that's in the video,
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  her name's her name's Jessica. She was supposed to do it with
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  Jenny because they both were like, I don't think it's that
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  hard. It doesn't sound like it would
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  be that hard, right? You know how people are before
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  they see the truth. And then oh gosh.
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  And and then I was like, OK, well then do it.
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  And she goes, I will. And then and then she goes,
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  well, I don't want to do it by myself.
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  And then Jenny goes, I'll do it with you.
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  I don't think it's that hard either.
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  And then and then there was a workout that ended on 50 back
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  squats with 90 with 65 lbs. They did it.
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  Before a workout. No, no, no, they're just
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  throughout this last week, there was a workout that ended on it
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  and it had Viking and GHDS and Derek, this man right here said,
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  I don't think anybody can do that last 50 squats unbroken.
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  And I and I was like, I'm not going to I'm breaking it up.
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  And then Jess is a very good volume squatter.
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  She's a just very good squatter in general.
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  And she goes, I will bet you my parts in doing the milk
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  challenge. And she she did all 50 unbroken
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  and like kind of easily. And then so Derek had to do with
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  the milk challenge for her. And then Jenny was because it
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  was like a sisterhood, right? Like we're doing it together.
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  We're strong independent women. We can do anything.
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  And then just just she did some research and then like backed
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  out as hard as she could back out.
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  And and then there's Derek. Derek actually, he got he got to
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  1/3 left like like in 10 minutes and then stopped and just and
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  that came out of nowhere. And then we were all rooting for
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  Jenny to beat him because they both gave up at the challenge.
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  They were both, they were like Tyler, like they like, we can't
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  do it. And then we're rooting for Jenny
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  and we're like Jenny, you have to get to this part of the milk
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  to beat Derek. And then if you throw up, it's
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  OK. As long as you make it further
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  than him, you win, right? And, and so this is just
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  comparing the milk and then and then she's going, she's going
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  through it. She's going through it.
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  She was making some like hippopotamus noises during.
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  Oh yeah, if you get there, you're done.
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  Like, she was like, and like, look, look, she is going through
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  it. And listen, Jessica tries to
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  like, like, coach her through it and be the biggest supporter
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  ever. And the whole time we're like,
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  get out of here, like I'm talking like have having a real
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  tough go about it. She did move her phone, that was
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  nice of her. Well, she didn't want her to
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  throw up on her phone. I think this is like she's
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  she's. I thought she's not.
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  Close right now, right? She's probably like.
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  No, she's got like a third left and then that's that's all throw
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  up. That right there is all throw
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  up. Bill Kreger, yeah.
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  And and yeah, so they, neither one of them made it.
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  And then yeah, So like, I was not I, I'd felt worse.
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  I felt worse about my chances after them.
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  And listen, Crossfat. So Derek is an engineer.
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  He tries the game, everything. He always thinks he can like
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  outsmart the system and he is a smart guy, but he he did, he did
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  that. He took lactate pills like he
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  researched it and he did everything he could and.
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  Lettuce and he said he said. He said it didn't.
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  It didn't hurt. He tried the he tried the the
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  old butter trick. Didn't work.
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  It's not for everybody. So I don't feel good about it,
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  but we're we're going to give it our best shot.
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  Dude, is Dale never going to send me the chip or no I I?
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  Text him he's. I don't have his.
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  Number. He's in Copenhagen, that's like
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  he's getting ready to swim. He is in Copenhagen.
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  But no, he you, he needs to. Everybody needs to bother him.
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  He needs to get like 50 DMS to send Tyler the chip.
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  That's right, go to Yeah Down's most recent post and comment,
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  Chip. Yeah, Tyler, Chip.
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  Tyler Chip, Chip time right now. Nick her Is there any truth to
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  the rumor Craig Ritchie is involved in a group buying
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  CrossFit? John, have you heard that?
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  Is that like the the Dick pic Craig Ritchie rumor or is it a
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  different thing I. Don't know.
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  Remember earlier how you were saying I say things and I'm not
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  supposed to say things? Oh, I'm, I mean, I'm just
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  joking. Is that, is that a real thing?
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  Is there, Is there a real idea? I don't know.
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  Oh wow. Well, apparently there might be
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  something, I don't know. Stay tuned.
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  If he actually puts a bid in, we will get a hold of that and kill
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  the deal. So he's.
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  Too busy. He's too busy singing right now.
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  Is he like Zach Tellender and. He's doing recordings and it's.
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  Exciting, dude. Zach Tellender's, like, life is
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  pretty impressive. Like all the stuff like that.
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  I think he's pretty impressive. I will say Zach Tellinger's
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  music is not terrible. I feel like my music tastes or
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  my music preferences are pretty like.
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  It's like, it's like food, like you have a very hard stance.
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  On I have hard stances. On not as hard as John's.
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  Zach's decent is definitely, there's definitely a vibe of
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  people who who will like Zach's music.
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  Craig's that shit's trash. I've never I've not heard.
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  Craig's It's trash. He's too.
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  He's too busy doing his little cardio every day.
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  This is really important. It is.
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  It is. Dude.
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  I got a lot of freaking stuff. All of a sudden that like is
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  like dumb stuff. I got to stop.
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  Getting Ian Kerth 2 weeks ago, John was like hey, going to do a
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  ring muscle up for every new subscriber we have.
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  That was to support me in doing 3 calories for every 3 calories
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  on a machine for every new subscriber.
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  And that was in relation to Pedro saying he was going to do
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  2 calories for every subscriber. So I had to one up Pedro.
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  John, I think is probably one up himself on this one.
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  So. I feel like I need to do 1.
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  You're doing overhead walking lunges.
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  And people were when the people already decided you guys are
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  both doing. Something you like?
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  140 overhead lunges with 70. No, I'll be there for two years.
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  I've never said I like to bustle up, so I'm just.
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  You don't hate them. I'm not bad at them, but I'm not
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  like a ninja or anything. So I started at 10,376, John
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  starts at 10,390. We did not know we were going to
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  do a show that everybody in the CrossFit space decided to watch
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  and then become a subscriber. So now we are up to 10,557.
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  Nice. John has 167 ring bustle ups to
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  do. I have I don't know how many.
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  A lot of lot of calories to do. We're approaching 600.
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  It's. Right around the 500 mark.
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  Yeah, and so if you were watching now and you want to
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  make John do another ring muscle up and me doing three more
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  calories on a machine, go hit the subscribe button.
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  We're going to see what the physical limit is of doing ring
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  muscle UPS in a day. And I have a theory.
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  I don't know if it's a theory, I have a guess.
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  I think you can't. Do 167 no.
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  No, no, I think, I, I think, I think that I can do 300.
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  In a day, yeah, you're going to get rabbed.
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  Oh. I think I can do 300 in a day, I
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  think. I think as long as that number
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  is under 300, I feel confident that I will be able to do it.
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  By the way, and I don't know, I don't think this applies for
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  spin, but if I do not do the muscle UPS in time then it
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  double S and I have a week you. You have one muscle up every 4.4
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  minutes and 48 seconds. I wouldn't look at it like that,
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  but. Right now or that that's if you
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  do 300. Of 300, yeah, I think I can do.
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  I think I can make 300. Once you get over that, it's
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  going to be, it's going to be a lot.
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  I'd say we swing around back at the end closer to to to the no
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  portion of this show if we get to 11,000.
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  Well, that's over 500 though. That's like, I'm not.
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  I'm not going to make it then. I'll do something ridiculous to
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  make up for it for make up for John's no muscle UPS.
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  Or hey, we could do it. We get to attack team.
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  John will have to. Do I'll share.
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  John have to do 8 times that amount because he won't finish
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  it in a week and he won't finish it in a month so.
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  I I might finish it in a month. I do.
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  Do you want to double it? But the ones I've done count
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  towards it. No.
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  Why not? I feel like that should.
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  I would be OK with. That because because I did them,
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  I did. Yeah, felt like he didn't do
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  them. We're doubling the amount that I
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  have to do. That's like.
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  Too easy. He has six days to then finish.
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  Yeah, but say, but the amount of roasted I'm going to be the next
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  day, I don't think I do it. I don't think I'm.
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  Doing every day is going to be harder.
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  Anything but anything. The 300 is easy.
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  So like I mean you're only really doing 200 that are tough.
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  But say, say, say, say say like it's 300 and I don't make it and
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  then it double S to 600. I've done 270 muscle UPS that
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  week. You know what I mean?
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  It's 600 muscle UPS in the week. I think it should count.
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  Yeah, your total is just rising, but you keep the, you keep the
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  reps. Yeah, honestly, I don't think
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  the week will happen just because you're going to be so so
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  you keep. The reps So it's 600.
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  It would be. Yeah, like I've done 270 out of
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  the 600, so I'd have 430 or 330. Left.
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  I thought you were saying you only had to double the 30.
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  I was like, that's not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Yeah, yeah, the I think, I honestly think if you double it,
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  I don't think the weak one will happen just because you're going
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  to be so effed up from giving it your all for the day.
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  It's just over. Like, I just think it's going to
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  take them a minute to like, recover.
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  I don't know why 270 would be hard though.
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  You got 300 in you. No, I'd have 330 if I made it.
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  If it I I think I can do 300. We get over 300.
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  I don't know. I don't I don't I then I think
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  it starts getting sketchy. All right, well.
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  Because I just think I can do 5 every.
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  I think I can go 5 every minute for like close to 15 minutes.
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  OK, I thought you were gonna say an hour and I was like.
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  No, no, no, no, no. I would love to say 20 minutes,
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  but I think that would be, that would be tough.
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  Yeah, I like, I feel good about 1520 would be 20 would be tough.
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  Taylor did 100 in 13 minutes and 5 seconds.
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  Yeah, that's scary to say. He's also very good at and that
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  was when he was skinny. And it's one of the more
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  impressive videos on YouTube that doesn't have a lot of
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  views. If you type in Taylor or just
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  100 muscle UPS for time, he pops up and he's he's, he's very
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  little like he's, he's skinny Taylor when he's doing this.
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  But but yeah, it does 113 minutes and 5 seconds and I've
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  not found anything that's faster than that.
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  I know Rich tried and it was like 1320, which is still pretty
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  freaky, but I just, and Dan Bailey did it in like 16
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  something. So I'm saying if I can do that
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  in 20, and I'm not saying I can't, but get close to it in
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  20, I'm done with a third in 20 minutes.
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  Then I go get lunch and then I just measure out the next 200
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  and it could be like this milk challenge where it's sounds good
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  in my head until I start doing it and it didn't didn't work
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  out. Halfway through and it doesn't
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  work out very well. Could be.
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  Let's see. We're going to start off with
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  some viewer comments. We're going back a week.
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  We'll get I have some viewer comments from Sunday.
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  You're not pulling from this week.
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  Got it. I'm pulling from last.
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  I'm pulling from last week. I mean, I don't want to over
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  shadow those. I don't want to over shadow from
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  the the viewers every Wednesday. So first one, Eric Mackie, the
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  WFP on YouTube this time. What's the over under on spin
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  posts needed to correct something they did wrong?
• 17:36
  How so The the really the over under is how many things do they
• 17:39
  screw up Because there's going to be 1 correction post maybe
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  actually not per thing that they screw up.
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  That's true. I would say how many events
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  there's. 99 events. Yeah, 10 scores. 10 scores 9.
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  Events 4. Four times that they mess up
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  something. Sometimes that I including some
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  posts that it's like. Oh do they?
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  Do they have to make a post about it though?
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  It's not just. No, like if they just like just
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  like last time it was Austin Hatfield it.
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  How many posts do you like Ricky?
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  Gerard, Yeah. Oh you'll you'll make them 4
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  posts for sure. I hope not, I was even trying
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  last time and I got like 5. You did like 20.
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  I stopped watching on Sunday and then I got looped back in.
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  I'm going over 4. There's more.
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  Days so that's that's kind of scary.
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  Opportunity I actually as far as things that are post worthy, I
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  don't think it'll be 4, but I think it'll be more than four
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  mess ups. Do you're you'd including like
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  equipment and stuff like that, like awesome situation?
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  Yeah, but like like, like the like, I don't think a GHT is
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  going to break. I just think, I just think
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  there'll be like a scoring appeal or like a judge
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  miscounted reps or something like stuff like that.
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  I would say that would be over 4.
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  But as far as like the big things, it was kind of
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  ridiculous last time. Like, and I, you have to.
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  Think every event you have to. Think it'll be a little bit
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  cleaner than that. You're like, I just, I just, you
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  know, people do improve from their mistakes even though if
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  you don't like them. If we're going, if we're going
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  events and posts, I'm going, I'm going 6 is the line and I'm
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  still going over OK. Hey I do have a question about
• 19:24
  the milk dude. Am I allowed to go to the
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  bathroom or not? Yes.
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  I am. I didn't think you were.
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  Allowed. You got to leave the milk here
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  though. Has to stay.
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  Right, but how do you know I don't throw up?
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  Well, we have, we have to go on faith on that one.
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  OK, do you want me to take my laptop with me?
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  No. No, we can.
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  We can mute myself and I'll just walk around you.
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  Know I'm more afraid of. Hopefully I don't flip the
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  camera. Inadvertent things.
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  Projectile next one, Nick Frigi Frigi we at CrossFit
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  Breakthrough. That's in Nashville.
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  He was just interviewed by Dave Castro.
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  He was on the yeah, he was on the that little interview
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  series. CrossFit Breakthrough got the
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  prize. Thank you Rogue and CrossFit.
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  Thank you. Thank you.
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  That's awesome. At Jessica Klingsic, will you
• 20:17
  guys still be doing the teams for the Open like last year?
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  I really enjoyed the additional camaraderie it provided.
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  Hashtag Tyler's trash. Abso freaking lutely.
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  That's right. Maybe we'll be doing the teams
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  again. Stay tuned.
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  Coming soon. You are a preferred first round
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  draft pick if you were on my team last year.
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  Yeah, that's true. At Chris.
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  Chris Harsh Bauer Harshbarger I did the gallon challenge about a
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  year ago. My sweat the next day after my
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  workout smelled like curdled milk.
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  Be warned. There you go, John D Dude, you
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  might have to sit on the bike for like a few hours, get it all
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  out. I'm I'm laying down.
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  I'm just going to lay in the grass.
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  After the show, you're just going to go outside, lay in the
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  grass. Yeah, that way if I throw up,
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  it'll be in the grass. You should be in the dogs.
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  You're going to look at the stars for a little bit, man.
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  I'm just like, like Les is out work, you know?
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  It's just me here, Abby. Grace is at grandma's like me.
• 21:22
  I'm just going to have a good old time by myself with me and
• 21:25
  some milk. It'll be a time by yourself.
• 21:27
  Good. It's great.
• 21:30
  The the the guys this morning, as soon as they threw up, they
• 21:33
  felt better. I'm sure.
• 21:35
  Oh yeah, you're just straight. You're not digesting it, so it's
• 21:37
  just coming out. Like, yeah, it's just lukewarm
• 21:41
  milk coming back up. Yeah, maybe you're still even
• 21:43
  cold at Josh Dillenbeck. I agree with John.
• 21:48
  Don't know about what The way I found Savon versus Wild.
• 21:52
  I was new to CrossFit and needed shoes.
• 21:55
  The Instagram algorithm showed me a reel of Savon talking to
• 21:58
  Danielle about nobles sucking, so I watched the episode to find
• 22:02
  out what shoes to buy. More clips bring views.
• 22:08
  Absolutely. Clips.
• 22:09
  We need to get better at clips. We need somebody to make clips
• 22:12
  for us. If you would like to be our clip
• 22:14
  guy, we need a We need a Caleb or a Will.
• 22:17
  We need a clip. We need a clip guy.
• 22:18
  Yeah, Spin. Spin does enough.
• 22:20
  It's hard for him to do the clips too.
• 22:21
  Like it's, it's he does, he does.
• 22:23
  He's got a, he's doing like 8 jobs.
• 22:25
  So we do need a clip person. If you want to be that person,
• 22:29
  just DM one of us. We will pay you $3 a month.
• 22:33
  I every. Easy on your paycheck drive.
• 22:38
  Every show I think. 50% of my paycheck.
• 22:41
  Start writing down time codes where stuff happens but you get
• 22:45
  involved and you're like, I can't.
• 22:48
  A few people do, but it's also I'm trying to write articles and
• 22:51
  do other things, so if somebody wants to make them, send them on
• 22:55
  my way. The last one for just last
• 22:58
  week's viewer comments at Alyssa Helm.
• 23:05
  It's my baby at grandma's watching the crew.
• 23:07
  It's sweet. Unrelated really to the plan.
• 23:11
  This is technically from the show but it it's unrelated so I
• 23:15
  added it in. But I have had to watch this in
• 23:18
  chunks of time. Every time it cuts to a
• 23:20
  commercial it is orange theory every time.
• 23:25
  I have a CrossFit coach and member since 2017, yet felt more
• 23:29
  motivated by the random commercials to try Orangetheory
• 23:32
  that I have to do CrossFit in years.
• 23:36
  So #1 pay for YouTube premium. That will get rid of your
• 23:40
  commercial issue. It's not expensive.
• 23:42
  Way to do it? And then #2 don't do
• 23:47
  Orangetheory. I mean, you can't, you can do,
• 23:51
  you can do orange theory and you can see could see what it's
• 23:54
  about and then try CrossFit and see what it's about and then I
• 23:58
  would make your decision on what you think is best.
• 24:01
  That's a good. That's actually a good take,
• 24:03
  John. Go do it.
• 24:04
  You'll be bored. Go do it.
• 24:05
  Go do it. See the people that do it, see
• 24:08
  the environment you're in. And like, you might like Orange
• 24:11
  Theory better than CrossFit, but you will get a feel of who does
• 24:14
  what. I assume these are probably one
• 24:17
  of the commercials that hit. Before Orangetheory, I spent my
• 24:26
  life believing thin was the goal we're.
• 24:29
  Going to get demonetized. Look at me now.
• 24:31
  I know Orange, I do it for you. Stop chasing skinny and.
• 24:36
  Stop chasing skinny start. Building strong as I start.
• 24:40
  I get to burn fat. And trick the algorithm.
• 24:42
  Trick the algorithm. They won't know that it's
• 24:45
  something that this isn't that. Weird, isn't?
• 24:47
  About getting smaller. It's about becoming more.
• 24:51
  Powerful, Powerful. I finally.
• 24:53
  Feel at home. We should pause it and then and
• 24:56
  then guess what the next word is.
• 24:58
  But try it, look at There you go.
• 25:00
  If you want to do free class today, do.
• 25:02
  You want to do another one? And we'll try to guess what the
• 25:04
  word is. Oh, man, we don't.
• 25:07
  We don't have to. We don't have to.
• 25:08
  We don't have to. I don't want to give them any
• 25:10
  more. Oh boy.
• 25:12
  No, not doing that. OK.
• 25:14
  That's it. Sorry, momentum shift.
• 25:16
  You know it's bad though when there's like Orangetheory
• 25:19
  coaches, but then they go do their training at a CrossFit
• 25:21
  gym. That is happens a lot do there
• 25:25
  isn't? Isn't pool boy in Orangetheory
• 25:29
  perfect? He goes.
• 25:30
  No 4F45. F-45 coach that does that.
• 25:34
  Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Jason.
• 25:35
  Jason was one of those, right? Orange Theory or F-45?
• 25:38
  1. No.
• 25:39
  Hopper. No.
• 25:41
  Yes, he was. What years ago?
• 25:44
  He talked about it somewhere. Yeah, it was years and years
• 25:46
  ago, but he talked about it somewhere.
• 25:48
  Years ago I gave I gave pool boy a hard time because he put that
• 25:51
  in his stories. I was like, what are you doing?
• 25:53
  Because they pay really well. So.
• 25:55
  Right. He's just taking the money.
• 25:58
  And then tells all this orange too.
• 26:00
  He's. Typing it off people, hey.
• 26:02
  Hey, crossfits, Crossfits. What's better?
• 26:04
  I I don't do this. This is stupid.
• 26:05
  They just pay. Me, I just coach you.
• 26:07
  Yeah, I'm just here so I don't get fined.
• 26:09
  Why do you look that good? Do you just do?
• 26:11
  Do you just do orange dairy? Do you stay in that orange zone?
• 26:14
  No, I'm, I'm 24/7 red. Yeah, that's what I am.
• 26:20
  John, you got another muscle upcoming 558.
• 26:23
  Let's do it. Let's do it.
• 26:26
  What? What do you think?
• 26:27
  What do you think my cap is? I think you can do 300, you're
• 26:32
  just going to hate yourself. Yeah, I think so too.
• 26:35
  That's how I feel. I think it'll be a really,
• 26:36
  really hard thing. I think you could go up to like
• 26:39
  400. Those last hundred are going to
• 26:41
  be like, not fun. I don't know.
• 26:44
  I don't know. I'm going to say like I'm going
• 26:48
  to say like 2:50 to 2:00. I'll say 260.
• 26:52
  OK. The question is, did you see my
• 26:54
  muscle UPS on my story? No, I'm very pretty.
• 27:00
  OK, what? What numbers were those?
• 27:02
  10 How? Many sets.
• 27:05
  Sets of 10/5. Multiply that by 20.
• 27:11
  Oh, no, I'm not doing that for the thing, but that no, it was
• 27:14
  it was like it was like a it was like a was the deal.
• 27:16
  It was a movement deal, like I was working on my movement.
• 27:19
  I'm just saying I'm it's not all muscle.
• 27:20
  I'm I'm I'm AI move well for ring muscle lives.
• 27:25
  I'm not saying you don't, I'm just saying like I think at some
• 27:27
  point muscle fatigue hits and it's like I don't want to do
• 27:30
  more. Right.
• 27:31
  Yeah, that's when I go get a cup of milk and then wait like a few
• 27:36
  30 minutes and then and then I get back after or get back
• 27:38
  after. OK.
• 27:42
  No, you can't buy them. We can't do that.
• 27:44
  These are. These are.
• 27:45
  All legit we. Don't we will know, Or at least
• 27:47
  he'll or will. Yeah, we'll figure it out.
• 27:51
  So Sunday we got every kinds of people upset.
• 27:55
  We got Deeb's upset, we got I think CrossFit.
• 28:00
  C-Suite was probably upset. Do you want to tell the
• 28:03
  beginning like of it? Like do you want to walk walk
• 28:07
  down the whole path or do you just want to?
• 28:10
  Of the show. Yeah, yeah.
• 28:13
  I mean the if I would I would assume most people have watched
• 28:17
  so if you haven't go watch the show.
• 28:19
  For instance like go go. Ahead and like you'll get an
• 28:23
  understanding like we got some information we went through it
• 28:27
  on the show and then that's when the.
• 28:29
  Story like for example, a lot of people think that his business
• 28:33
  plan is ChatGPT and it's fake and it wasn't it wasn't like a
• 28:36
  real it wasn't a real deal, but like The thing is fake and he
• 28:39
  wasn't even. No, that business, well, there's
• 28:42
  a missing. Wasn't here like like what?
• 28:44
  You saw Sevan's real, right? That's what I'm saying.
• 28:48
  A lot of people think it's fake. Do we want to address why we
• 28:52
  think it? Why we believe it is not?
• 28:54
  That's what I'm saying. That's what I didn't know if I'm
• 28:56
  allowed to say or not. Do you see what I'm saying?
• 29:00
  It's not a business plan, first of all.
• 29:02
  I'm gonna shut up now. I'm gonna let y'all do that.
• 29:04
  Actually, I'm gonna go get. I'm gonna go get ready, Go get
• 29:07
  ready to be a man. Y'all.
• 29:08
  Y'all go ahead and talk. It it was a business plan is not
• 29:13
  the right word. It's a it's essentially a pitch
• 29:18
  deck, but it's it business plan is not the right word.
• 29:25
  I'm not sure about that. OK, well, fine.
• 29:27
  I mean, I think a business plan should be more detailed.
• 29:30
  Yeah. But that is the that is what was
• 29:33
  being used to attract investors. Right.
• 29:37
  The notion that it was not a rate like the that it was chat
• 29:42
  to be generated and it wasn't given to investors or other
• 29:46
  people he wanted to be involved is 100%.
• 29:49
  False. I have spoken to multiple I know
• 29:53
  of now at least two people I know of two for a fact that have
• 29:57
  received it. I think I know 8.
• 30:02
  OK. It's crazy how many people he
• 30:04
  was shot. I mean, like Halpin's probably
• 30:06
  one of them, but it was crazy how many people he was shopping
• 30:11
  that out to. I would not call it a pitch
• 30:14
  deck. Yeah, you don't.
• 30:16
  It would be a more of APDF high level like something.
• 30:20
  Pretty. Yeah, but it was his plan to
• 30:25
  attract investors. The problem is like some say,
• 30:33
  like it was, it doesn't matter what it really said.
• 30:40
  Like you can change plans, half gallon, you can change the
• 30:46
  plans, it doesn't really matter. Here's the thing, if you go put
• 30:50
  projections in front of people like we're going to go to a
• 30:54
  billion dollar business, they're going to expect a billion dollar
• 30:59
  business and if not, you got a problem.
• 31:04
  The more as people started talking about it this week, I
• 31:07
  think a lot there's there's one point that people did not think
• 31:12
  about. It was like, well, well, if you
• 31:16
  step back and now that he's gone, you can sit there and look
• 31:19
  at actually the actual plan. There's some good things in it.
• 31:24
  What's the one thing that we hate about Berkshire?
• 31:32
  What is it? Top down control.
• 31:36
  They're in it to make money. They're growing the business.
• 31:39
  All they care about is increasing the bottom line so
• 31:43
  that they can sell it in five years.
• 31:45
  Right What? But spend businesses are
• 31:48
  supposed to make money. OK, that's fine.
• 31:52
  But what was what was the business plan that we walked
• 31:55
  through it was to make a a billion dollar company.
• 32:00
  How? Leverage.
• 32:02
  Raising fees on everybody doing MLM, like siphoning off money
• 32:09
  from every part of the business like we didn't.
• 32:16
  We don't want that, right? Like we have no problem with
• 32:20
  CrossFit making money. We have no problem with CrossFit
• 32:22
  growing, but not at the expense of the affiliate owners.
• 32:27
  And nothing in that plan is revolutionary.
• 32:32
  It's either already being done, so you're saying you're going to
• 32:34
  be doing it better, or you're going to be adding stuff in
• 32:37
  there that you're basically going to have to force
• 32:39
  affiliates to do to try to cover the extra $5500 in three years
• 32:47
  to cover that cost. And so like, I don't care if you
• 32:54
  say, well, I like this one thing about it, it was another group.
• 32:58
  He was looking for venture capitalists.
• 33:01
  He was going to raise costs everywhere and you think that
• 33:06
  like putting quarterfinals into 25% is a cash grab and then this
• 33:12
  is OK. Right 33 minute mark. 33
• 33:19
  minutes. All right, it started.
• 33:20
  John, it started 30. Three minute mark.
• 33:22
  OK, got a little boy. How much is that?
• 33:25
  Is like half a is that half a half a gallon?
• 33:27
  Yeah, yeah. It's, it's about two full things
• 33:30
  of this. It's a little little.
• 33:33
  This is a little less than two full things of the it's.
• 33:36
  Like half a half a gallon. You got an hour and hour and
• 33:41
  hour 33 into the show. John will be done one way or the
• 33:44
  other. So I think that's where a lot of
• 33:48
  people have fallen short is they're like, oh, there's some
• 33:50
  decent things if you just step back.
• 33:52
  Forgot my trash can. Oh, the the the whole like, you
• 33:56
  know, let's just hear him out that whole freaking thing like
• 34:00
  you're just you're blinders around so much like I don't want
• 34:03
  to look at anything dirty. And the one thing like it would
• 34:06
  be like me just looking at the bit about we're going to invest
• 34:09
  in like, like basically heat one or gambling for CrossFit.
• 34:14
  It's like me just looking at that and being like, yeah, well,
• 34:16
  hold on man, Let's just see what he's got to say here.
• 34:19
  It's like just so disingenuous. Anybody who's saying that right
• 34:23
  now, if you follow those people, probably.
• 34:27
  Don't. Yeah.
• 34:32
  It's just I don't, I don't get it.
• 34:35
  Like it's just, it's contrary to what we want the new owner to
• 34:41
  come into, right? And, and the problem is I think
• 34:47
  the the what Berkshire wants to make it whole, to at least break
• 34:52
  even in their investment is more than the value of what people
• 34:59
  are willing to pay. That that kind of hits on John's
• 35:04
  comment here, Jonathan, what altruistic buyer would ever buy
• 35:09
  CrossFit for the price PE is markets it for?
• 35:16
  One down. 2 minutes in. I got to slow it down.
• 35:23
  Starting too hot? Yep, there it is.
• 35:31
  You're not going to like there. Berkshire is going to take a
• 35:35
  loss on this if they want to get out of it.
• 35:37
  I don't think you're going to find somebody that comes in and
• 35:40
  buys it for $200 million. Yeah, right now, Right now, I
• 35:44
  think you got to be much cheaper.
• 35:46
  Yeah, and I don't understand, Deebs is like telling everybody,
• 35:50
  oh, Crossfit's going bankrupt. Oh, that dude's getting sued.
• 35:55
  I want to address CrossFit really quick.
• 35:56
  Yes, here's the here's the sealer thing.
• 35:58
  So I took them off in the beginning in front of the
• 36:00
  camera. He had those in his pocket.
• 36:04
  Scroll back, scroll back. I'm trying to do both of them.
• 36:08
  I don't think, I mean I don't think I'm not that business plan
• 36:11
  to not have current financials in it.
• 36:16
  No, it was all Fugazi. Stuff, it was all future stuff.
• 36:20
  Yeah. I don't think anybody if they
• 36:22
  did see financials and they saw that the company is losing
• 36:25
  money, which would be required or they'd have so much debt on
• 36:30
  it that it's not possible to keep going that you'd be like,
• 36:33
  yeah, I'm going to buy this thing.
• 36:36
  Like if they're losing money, you're you're running away.
• 36:39
  Like we knew. Was it 2 years ago?
• 36:42
  Don said that they were basically break Even, so they've
• 36:46
  got to be doing better than they were a year ago.
• 36:49
  Really. Yeah, for sure, has to be, has
• 36:53
  to be. My favorite piece of the entire
• 36:57
  bit like all like what unfolded after that podcast was I I knew
• 37:08
  people were going to get like pre revved up about it.
• 37:11
  I did not expect to happen. What happened?
• 37:15
  So what did you hear happened out there in the the the world
• 37:21
  affiliate? Managers getting calls, emails.
• 37:23
  Oh I heard that was insane. Chase Chase said he was getting
• 37:28
  a bunch. Andrew Charlesworth was posted
• 37:30
  in his stories like that. I I need to pay him because his
• 37:33
  workload is just skyrocketed. I heard there was an emergency
• 37:36
  Berkshire meeting about this Emergency HQ meeting an.
• 37:41
  Emergency Berkshire Don meeting. Wade running off and being like,
• 37:46
  I'm out and cross, it's going bankrupt.
• 37:50
  But how strong the community responded.
• 37:54
  And like it really showed. I almost made a reel and I sent
• 37:59
  it to these guys and I didn't post it of like I wanted to put
• 38:04
  at the end, like just just so you know, it's ours because we
• 38:08
  really did show in that moment. You're not going to do something
• 38:13
  that we don't want you to do. And like, it's a bit of like the
• 38:17
  frog and hot water situation. Like Berkshire has gotten away
• 38:20
  with some things. They've they've been able to
• 38:22
  like promise some stuff, but like they're continually just
• 38:26
  raising the heat up. But like when we know it's
• 38:30
  coming, like we definitely put our foot down immediately.
• 38:34
  And that's I think it, I mean like I do think it might have
• 38:37
  had the negative effect that it's going to scare off some
• 38:40
  investors. But are those investors even
• 38:42
  once we would have wanted? I mean if you have one down.
• 38:46
  You're making a mistake. All right, Halfway 550.
• 38:52
  You didn't. You finished the second one.
• 38:54
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, yes, but you've not had
• 38:57
  it. You've not drank that though.
• 38:59
  You're. 5 minutes in and you've. Drank No, I'm not done with it
• 39:02
  yet. I'm but I'm out.
• 39:03
  I'm out of this. I'm out of this one.
• 39:07
  I still got to drink it. I I understand that, but feel
• 39:11
  good, feel good. I mean, we're, I feel feel in
• 39:16
  the in my stomach, but I feel good.
• 39:18
  That's good. What would it sell for?
• 39:23
  I have no idea. I don't know what the financials
• 39:24
  are. I think I had it I this is back
• 39:27
  in the napkin math around 120. I I like that you.
• 39:32
  Could probably do that, you think Berkshire?
• 39:33
  I bet somebody would be willing to do that.
• 39:35
  You're going to have to. You're going to have to sell it,
• 39:38
  not at a discount, but people are going to want to pay less
• 39:41
  because they're going to have to push in a bunch of cash to
• 39:44
  correct some moment. Future investments, yes, I mean,
• 39:49
  I think that I think you do need to put in money like do some
• 39:53
  investments in that that side of thing versus I, I mean, I, I
• 39:56
  would say that Berkshire's probably cut fairly deep at this
• 39:59
  point for growth. They're growing the bottom line
• 40:02
  by cutting versus growing the top line and you got to invest
• 40:05
  to grow the top line, right. So I did it scare off future
• 40:13
  buyers. I don't not good.
• 40:16
  Look, if you're if you're going to come in and buy it, you have
• 40:18
  to know what you're talking about and know.
• 40:22
  The affiliate community and you can't come in and throw things
• 40:27
  out there that are contrary to what is like what CrossFit is.
• 40:33
  At least be smart enough to not say it first.
• 40:35
  I. Mean, that's that's one thing.
• 40:39
  I mean, but again, if this hadn't come out and he ended up
• 40:42
  buying it and literally three months later, 6th it goes to
• 40:46
  $6000 and people are like, fine, I'll stay.
• 40:52
  They lose some, but then it goes to $8000.
• 40:54
  Like what do you have left, right?
• 40:57
  So like, it's good that it came out if that was really what he
• 41:00
  was going to do. If you're selling it to
• 41:02
  investors, that's what you're going to do.
• 41:03
  And then you don't do it. That's bad too.
• 41:06
  I think it's just bad all around.
• 41:09
  But I mean, for the most part it's again, this was this was
• 41:15
  legit. This was coming from him.
• 41:18
  Well, it's good that and now also push back on the idea that
• 41:21
  like he wasn't a serious investor or that that that this
• 41:26
  offer wasn't seriously being considered.
• 41:32
  Alright, that's false. Yeah, again, I don't know how
• 41:35
  exactly how close he was, but Berkshire knew of him and I
• 41:41
  think they were close. One of the comments at Rick
• 41:45
  Nelson with Wade involved, I'm all in.
• 41:49
  Rick was there to support his buddy.
• 41:51
  Positivity. At get James said this can't be
• 41:55
  real AI generated slop. So if you remember when this all
• 41:58
  came out, there was that press release from worldwide fit or
• 42:02
  whatever it was that looked like AAI press release.
• 42:06
  It would start to. Make.
• 42:09
  Sense Yeah, GJI Ball. That document is fake.
• 42:15
  I refuse to believe otherwise. I think you guys got duped.
• 42:18
  We're not saying the document. The document is probably AI
• 42:22
  generated like like probably over 85%.
• 42:27
  But what it was sent to investors.
• 42:29
  But it was real to. Get them on board, Dave Daveton
• 42:38
  writes. Didn't catch us live, so here's
• 42:41
  my way. Late comment, my hot take is
• 42:44
  CrossFit was overvalued when Greg sold and the current brand
• 42:48
  just isn't worth what Berkshire is in for.
• 42:50
  Therefore anyone who buys it from Berkshire is also negative.
• 42:53
  Someone is going to have to take the L and take this company
• 42:56
  through bankruptcy and restructuring and simply start
• 42:59
  over with the current brand at what it's actually worth, which
• 43:02
  is probably 36 to $50 million in attempt to grow it again.
• 43:07
  You don't just declare bankruptcy because you.
• 43:11
  You can do that though. I mean, Michael Scott did it at
• 43:14
  work, so. I mean, I, I, I like that
• 43:18
  comment. I mean, I think it's 100%
• 43:21
  accurate that Berkshire probably overpaid for what cross?
• 43:24
  Like like whoever they sell to, just eat it and then and then
• 43:28
  grow. They need to they're going to
• 43:35
  have to utilize it like the the possibility that they utilize it
• 43:39
  as a loss on their income statement, but is becoming more
• 43:43
  and more real. At some point.
• 43:46
  Yeah. And you know, there's a whole
• 43:48
  idea too that they hold it. Do you like what?
• 43:52
  What do you what would you rate that percentage possibility?
• 43:56
  Right now, they have to. Right now, but I mean like
• 43:58
  within the like near couple years.
• 44:02
  I don't know. I don't know, Maybe they made a
• 44:04
  huge gain on another investment and they just like, well, we'll
• 44:09
  write this one off and net the two.
• 44:16
  I don't know. So WTHI Bow AT and Huberman are
• 44:18
  fundamentally opposed to CrossFit.
• 44:20
  Can you guys have some awareness?
• 44:24
  No, Tristan Harrison, I don't remember where I heard it first,
• 44:31
  but I've always held true to the quote.
• 44:33
  CrossFit is for anybody, but not everybody.
• 44:35
  CrossFit is already inclusive. It's a community and a family.
• 44:39
  Trying to change it to look inclusive from the outside
• 44:43
  changes what it is on the inside.
• 44:49
  I've had a lot of, well, not a lot of phone calls, but I have
• 44:53
  one in particular phone call with somebody this week and they
• 44:57
  don't, they've been keeping up with what's going on.
• 44:59
  It's it's another one of these people.
• 45:00
  They're not a fan of CrossFit, don't watch, but they've been
• 45:02
  keeping up with what's going. On They're all out there.
• 45:05
  This is crazy. And they, they were like trying
• 45:08
  to understand like that sounds like it wants to keep me out.
• 45:13
  Like you're the intensity and the perception that CrossFit
• 45:17
  like you need to do handstand walks and, you know, squat
• 45:20
  stashes and all that stuff. And I was like, there is a
• 45:22
  perception problem in that, like if you're 80, we want to cater
• 45:29
  to you, right? And I think it's mostly a
• 45:31
  marketing issue is like we need to remind people that it's like,
• 45:35
  hey, if you're 80 and you come in here, we're not going to have
• 45:37
  you do handstand walks. I mean, unless you can do them,
• 45:39
  but we're not going to have you do handstand walks.
• 45:42
  And that whole thing gets mixed up with that.
• 45:46
  Like we want to cater to as many people as possible.
• 45:48
  Yes, But like we do have a standard, but it's it's the
• 45:52
  scaling issue that I think every, everybody loses in that,
• 45:56
  which is hard to understand because people I think common
• 45:59
  people think you just go into a class and you do what they tell
• 46:02
  you. You do do that, but we change it
• 46:05
  for you. And the better the gym that you
• 46:08
  go to with, the better the owner.
• 46:10
  Better owners, better coaches help you figure out the bad
• 46:14
  ones. Don't they just say scale?
• 46:21
  I see you vindicate. I see you.
• 46:23
  I see you. I modify my scores mostly.
• 46:26
  Yeah, Tyler just makes up times on his runs and then says his
• 46:32
  app doesn't update it. It does and I sent you video
• 46:36
  proof it doesn't. You did something to you
• 46:37
  probably turned your Internet off and shake.
• 46:39
  Yeah, I did. Mr. Hobart, is that a CrossFit
• 46:43
  perception or a problem of the fitness industry that told
• 46:47
  people for decades to basically be sedentary?
• 46:51
  I think CrossFit has always had that perception problem.
• 46:56
  So it's it that 80 year olds can't do it?
• 46:59
  No, that you see what the CrossFit Games are and you're
• 47:03
  like, oh, Crossfit's not for me. It's it's people that like,
• 47:07
  like, I'm not going to be able to do that, right.
• 47:09
  Like even back when I remember Spieler saying and maybe the
• 47:14
  2008 documentary, like Pete, there's a big difference between
• 47:19
  the sport and the methodology and we need to do a better job
• 47:24
  at at showing people that the methodology in the sport are
• 47:29
  different and they're not the same.
• 47:31
  And you still have that today. What's so funny there, Tyler?
• 47:37
  It's this one. It's just too good.
• 47:40
  It's the nerdiest joke there is, but it's too good.
• 47:43
  I yeah, I think CrossFit has a hand in that.
• 47:50
  We had, we haven't clarified that perception problem, but I
• 47:52
  think like Hobart does have a point here, like the the market,
• 47:57
  the fitness industry has pushed against what we're doing for
• 48:00
  forever. And I will say like, you know,
• 48:05
  coordinated negative propaganda scheme, but something like that.
• 48:10
  I mean, that was that was part of my problem when the when the
• 48:12
  proposal had that they're going to work with like orthopedics
• 48:17
  and board certified physicians to do studies and then modify
• 48:23
  what is recommended to do based on that information.
• 48:26
  Like, yeah, that it's backwards in that standpoint.
• 48:32
  Lucky camera straps. It really does sound like
• 48:35
  ChatGPT business plan. So stupid that there's no way it
• 48:39
  could be written by an adult, let alone a team of investors.
• 48:42
  Any chance it was put out as a distraction to the real deal
• 48:46
  being done? Dad, now we're cooking a little
• 48:49
  a. Little Tyler would like that.
• 48:51
  One conspiracy theory enters the stage.
• 48:55
  Yeah, I like this. I I won't, I won't like the.
• 48:58
  I thought about that a little bit.
• 48:59
  That's like what if? What if you know, 'cause the
• 49:02
  media gets played like this. Omar, Omar Knee goes and says,
• 49:05
  hey, hey, Deebs, why don't you put out this business plan and
• 49:10
  let's distract him and we'll go sell it over here.
• 49:13
  Why don't you ruin your professional career by cause of
• 49:15
  a huge issue? I mean, media does get played
• 49:18
  like that. And I was like, what if we're
• 49:19
  propagating lies? But, I mean, like, if it was, if
• 49:24
  it was, it was like, well played.
• 49:27
  It was very steep. Yeah.
• 49:29
  Candace Owens will be starting talking about us seriously at
• 49:32
  JBS 18818. As if Cross Fitters didn't
• 49:37
  already have an insufferable enough culty reputation among
• 49:40
  our friends. Wait till we try.
• 49:42
  Wait till we're trying to loop them into our affiliate MLM
• 49:46
  scheme. What could go wrong?
• 49:50
  That's a great comment. John, how you holding up buddy?
• 49:54
  I feel it. I I'm I'm done.
• 50:00
  I'm done with the first gallon. Wait, first half gallon.
• 50:04
  Oh boy. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
• 50:06
  Sorry, I've done, I'm done like and I'm fine.
• 50:10
  I'm wait, I'm I'm giving myself a break.
• 50:12
  I'm. Trying accidentally drinks 2
• 50:14
  gallons of milk. Boy that that first gallon was
• 50:19
  easy. That second gallon was.
• 50:20
  Hard. We're like what?
• 50:22
  Oh man, no, I'm going to wait till the 60 minute mark to pour
• 50:28
  the second one. The what minute mark?
• 50:29
  The what at the 60? So it's 30 minutes in too.
• 50:32
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like no I.
• 50:36
  I down that first one really fast.
• 50:39
  That's. What you got to do?
• 50:41
  No. And I, I, you feel it.
• 50:43
  I feel it in my stomach. But I'd hope you'd feel it
• 50:46
  there. I'm going to hope, hopefully
• 50:49
  digest a little bit and then hopefully make a second run, you
• 50:53
  know? I think it has to be warmer for
• 50:56
  it to do that at KB CACF. So CrossFit, the business plan
• 51:04
  isn't all bad. I agree that CrossFit needs to
• 51:07
  start partnering with functional training brands like Hyrox.
• 51:10
  We created it, now they're profiting inside our affiliates.
• 51:13
  This is ridiculous. It should be the complete
• 51:15
  opposite and the only way to stop it is by joining them,
• 51:19
  taking over our affiliates again.
• 51:25
  I was going to start but. I can keep going.
• 51:27
  I can keep going. The pyramid system, I also call
• 51:30
  it the triangle, is a great idea to spread our message.
• 51:34
  Giving people money for doing that sounds good.
• 51:37
  Yeah, it does sound good. Great, now online classes and
• 51:42
  inclusivity is such is is only as bullshit.
• 51:47
  OK, the I think you're missing the mark a little bit with your
• 51:50
  high rocks point. We could squash this whole high
• 51:56
  rocks thing pretty quickly. Not that we would be like taking
• 52:00
  over their events or but it's just like we do that and like
• 52:04
  all of our athletes are going to those events and kicking ass
• 52:07
  anyway. So it's like we sort of own that
• 52:10
  thing. And it's like if high rocks gyms
• 52:12
  want to affiliate with under a CrossFit gym, like fine, those
• 52:18
  people are just. Going to.
• 52:21
  In the CrossFit anyway, so it's like I don't really have.
• 52:24
  A That sounds like that's what a lot of gyms are doing, is
• 52:27
  they're just bringing the affiliation in just to ride the
• 52:29
  wave and then bring them over to the CrossFit.
• 52:32
  Side the affiliate ship is cheap for Hyrox.
• 52:34
  It's not expensive I. Was talking to somebody else
• 52:36
  recently. Hyrox is the new marathon.
• 52:39
  Yeah. It's all it is and there's
• 52:41
  nothing wrong with it. Like it's what runners want to
• 52:44
  do to challenge themselves. They've run marathons, it gets
• 52:47
  boring. It takes forever.
• 52:50
  Instead, go do a Hyrox. You've they've never done sled
• 52:53
  pushes or lunges or wall balls before.
• 52:56
  It's new. It's interesting just having to
• 52:58
  do wall balls. Just let them do it.
• 53:00
  And if anything it lets them go, oh, CrossFit does wall balls.
• 53:05
  Or I'll go to this Hyrox affiliate.
• 53:07
  I'll do a few classes and then I'll see the people that
• 53:09
  actually are fit come in after me and start throwing weights
• 53:15
  around. You go, oh, that's interesting.
• 53:16
  Maybe I'll try that and then the next, you know, they've
• 53:18
  converted and they can still do high rocks.
• 53:20
  That's the thing. Unless you're Hunter McIntyre or
• 53:23
  the raccoon dude. Hybrid raccoon.
• 53:27
  Yeah, you're going to get better at High Rocks doing CrossFit.
• 53:32
  And so once they figure that out, you have them.
• 53:35
  So don't just be like you don't need to partner with them, just
• 53:39
  use them. Right, I think I think High
• 53:42
  Rocks is a a marketing scheme picked up by Big CrossFit.
• 53:48
  It's another conspiracy theory for you.
• 53:50
  We're. Not We're not on the edge of
• 53:51
  bankruptcy then. Nope, we're killing it.
• 53:54
  Yeah, we're we're worth millions come by us.
• 53:58
  Ah, the last one at Rich Froding senior.
• 54:02
  Interesting commentary cross that methodology is absolutely
• 54:07
  the best methodology. Stay tuned.
• 54:09
  Ah oh, Mr. Froding senior is great.
• 54:15
  He just throws those things out there in the middle of the
• 54:17
  night. I wonder if he Do you think he
• 54:20
  asked Rich for approval? No, definitely.
• 54:24
  And do you think Rich gets pissed off?
• 54:27
  100%. But can you stop?
• 54:30
  I can tell you what. Boy, you will not tell me what I
• 54:33
  can write on the Internet. I'm your Papa.
• 54:36
  You. You'll go pick some more apples,
• 54:39
  I swear. The the like some of Rich's
• 54:43
  reels are hilarious, like where they kind of take the piss out
• 54:46
  of stuff. Like when they they open that
• 54:48
  locked door in the back and it was like or you know.
• 54:50
  Yeah, when I when I talk about the team going.
• 54:53
  Yeah, just showed on the phone. I would kill to see one where
• 54:56
  he's like senior post something else.
• 54:59
  He's like. Dad, stop it.
• 55:02
  Stop. So I it sounds like there's no,
• 55:10
  no buyers in line at this moment, so.
• 55:14
  I have a question for you, Brian, because.
• 55:17
  Me. Yeah.
• 55:21
  Do you think that we have played a role in ultimately stopping
• 55:28
  the death of CrossFit as we know it?
• 55:31
  Yes. OK, take that sub on.
• 55:37
  Yeah, I just got a message that somebody said that they are
• 55:39
  deaf, that the deeds is definitely in play, definitely
• 55:46
  senior. I have what?
• 55:52
  I said that was that was senior. Yeah, yeah.
• 55:56
  Oh, I also do have also more news about this though.
• 56:02
  So Mastrob was on a podcast sometime in the last few years,
• 56:06
  somebody reached out to them and that podcast said that they
• 56:13
  spoke with Mark after this news came out of him being involved
• 56:17
  and he's not part of the acquisition.
• 56:19
  So I don't know if he was. He was part of the acquisition
• 56:21
  and then didn't become one. Or you saw the business plan was
• 56:25
  like no that. Sucks.
• 56:27
  So at some point Mast, at least as of the very end, Mastro was
• 56:33
  not part of it. Now whether he started, I don't
• 56:35
  know. I don't have enough context of
• 56:37
  it. But at some point, Mastrov was
• 56:38
  not involved. Had a little toe in the water,
• 56:40
  but he's like, yeah man, maybe not.
• 56:44
  Good job, Crossfat. So yeah, we'll, we'll wait till
• 56:50
  till somebody else shows up and then we'll slap them around a
• 56:54
  little bit. In the meantime, here, hours
• 56:58
  away. We're probably less than 12
• 57:00
  hours. Really.
• 57:01
  We're like 8 or 9 hours away. All the all the boys and girls
• 57:06
  up in Copenhagen are sleeping, getting ready for some swimming
• 57:11
  for the World Fitness Project finals.
• 57:14
  They're getting ready for their bus ride out to Helsingborg,
• 57:17
  Sweden, to do some swimming and some skiing and some biking.
• 57:22
  Yeah, it's. Going to be great.
• 57:24
  It's going to be live streamed on YouTube.
• 57:27
  Whoa. Yeah, yeah, you can watch it on
• 57:30
  YouTube this time. I I hope the comments are open.
• 57:33
  It's going to be great. You can also go to the website
• 57:38
  if you want. I believe it's going to be there
• 57:39
  too. So.
• 57:40
  You do, you do. You can choose either one.
• 57:42
  That's options everywhere. You're 2 minutes early.
• 57:55
  I can't take it. I don't want to look at it.
• 57:57
  You don't want to look at what? The milk.
• 58:01
  You'll be looking at it soon. Yeah, John is what do you got?
• 58:06
  You got 35 minutes left. Here's I I have to hold it down
• 58:13
  for the hour, correct? You gotta get down.
• 58:16
  Yeah, yes, there's they refer to it I think as The Dirty, The
• 58:22
  Dirty finish you so you get. Rushed all the hour and then you
• 58:26
  throw up. Yeah.
• 58:27
  I thought you had to hold it down.
• 58:30
  Permanently. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 58:33
  I think that sounds terrible. If you dirty finish, I'm good
• 58:35
  with it. No, I will not count it as a
• 58:38
  finish. I appreciate that.
• 58:41
  Yeah. So WP.
• 58:44
  Yeah, WFPI of course am nice enough to show you how to watch
• 58:50
  the finals has linked to the leaderboard, so you can go back
• 58:53
  to that anytime over the next four days.
• 58:55
  Why don't you support them? I don't know.
• 58:58
  I even did some calculations, some advanced mathematical
• 59:01
  calculations. You'd be very impressed, Tyler.
• 59:05
  I went through and looked at the field of athletes and said what
• 59:10
  place does everybody need to finish to guarantee themselves a
• 59:14
  Pro card for next year? I know everybody's super excited
• 59:17
  for it. I missed the old spin too.
• 59:25
  And so basically, you know, looked at the rankings right
• 59:30
  now, the only two Pro card athletes outside of the top 20
• 59:33
  with all the withdrawals is BKGS in 22nd and Jeff Adler's in
• 59:37
  27th. Emily Rolf is in 20th.
• 59:40
  So all of the basically everybody that's in Copenhagen
• 59:45
  as a pro other than BKJ and Adler are, are inside the top 20
• 59:50
  going into it. Good stuff.
• 59:51
  Nice. Get your king.
• 59:54
  Com bags, yeah. Click the link, use code spin,
• 59:58
  save 10%. I I wrote a glorious review that
• 1:00:02
  I don't know if we'll ever see, but.
• 1:00:03
  It's out there. It is out there.
• 1:00:04
  Yeah, it's out there. Go go check it out and so I
• 1:00:10
  looked at it and James Sprague does not have to do anything.
• 1:00:15
  He has to step on the floor, compete and he qualifies and
• 1:00:21
  gets a pro card for next season. 0 work has to be done.
• 1:00:26
  The forged dumbbell. My favorite world fitness
• 1:00:28
  project workouts are the ones with the dumbbells in them.
• 1:00:33
  I like the ones with the toe is tabar.
• 1:00:35
  Those are my favorite ones. Taos Tabar.
• 1:00:37
  Taos, Taos, Tabar. So going down, James Sprague
• 1:00:43
  guaranteed 30th place. Roman Krenkopf only has to get
• 1:00:46
  28th place and he cannot fall outside the top 20 and it goes
• 1:00:51
  all the way down down the list. Chris Ibarra has to finish 6th,
• 1:00:57
  you know, Kowski 6th, so. Looking bleak for Ibarra, he.
• 1:01:01
  Can take that's that's guaranteed so he can.
• 1:01:04
  If he finishes outside 6th place, you know the people
• 1:01:07
  behind him cannot do well. This is like absolute worst case
• 1:01:10
  scenario. The numbers fit perfectly.
• 1:01:13
  This is what you need. If a bar finishes 6th or better,
• 1:01:16
  it doesn't matter where anybody else finishes, he is in.
• 1:01:20
  Question, they get their pro card and like let's pick on
• 1:01:25
  Chris. So we pick on Chris so much, but
• 1:01:28
  let's pick on Chris. He doesn't get 6 and maybe let's
• 1:01:32
  let's say he gets like 18th or something.
• 1:01:35
  Do they just tell him, sorry buddy, like you're not in the
• 1:01:39
  pros, you don't have a pro card? Like it's just weird that
• 1:01:42
  they're competing and then we won't see them next year.
• 1:01:46
  Well, if they fall outside the top, well, if they fall outside
• 1:01:48
  the top 20, yeah, then they could go back through the
• 1:01:51
  Challenger division half, whatever that is.
• 1:01:54
  He could finish 18th and still qualify.
• 1:01:57
  He could finish probably 28th and still qualify John.
• 1:02:04
  I'm good, man. You sure?
• 1:02:07
  Yeah. So this is like I'm.
• 1:02:09
  Not I'm not good, I don't feel good.
• 1:02:11
  I it's. We went from good to not good
• 1:02:13
  really fast. Keep these weather updates
• 1:02:18
  coming. I I well, I, I like.
• 1:02:20
  I'm trying to figure out if I want to wait until the end to
• 1:02:22
  like, try, try. I I I tried to make a big drink
• 1:02:26
  and it wasn't good. Where Where are you at?
• 1:02:30
  Currently I'm trying to I got my trash can in front of me just in
• 1:02:34
  case. You're talking a lot.
• 1:02:39
  Where? How far are you?
• 1:02:43
  I got one more big thing. OK, I'm not done with this one.
• 1:02:48
  How? Where's that one at?
• 1:02:50
  Half. OK, so we got 1 1/2 steins left.
• 1:02:54
  The Americans will use anything but.
• 1:02:57
  So you are you are not as good as the the stories We watched
• 1:03:00
  the start of this like you're you're approaching where they
• 1:03:03
  were. Let me coach you up here.
• 1:03:04
  No, no, no. I think I'm where they were.
• 1:03:06
  There's there's about half of this left.
• 1:03:09
  Yeah, that's. OK.
• 1:03:10
  They got to about a third. Oh, I'm I could still go.
• 1:03:13
  I'm just. Hurt.
• 1:03:16
  We're feeling it. I don't half an hour.
• 1:03:18
  Here's the thing. It happened so quick to Derek
• 1:03:21
  that I want to make sure. I don't.
• 1:03:25
  Overdo it, you know. Don't get hit by the milk
• 1:03:27
  monster. The when I was reading on it,
• 1:03:31
  John, you're supposed to start slow.
• 1:03:34
  So you already screwed that up sort of speed up pace, kind of
• 1:03:39
  hit a decent pace, but you're only like halfway, you know,
• 1:03:44
  trying. But in the last few minutes you
• 1:03:48
  got to hit it hard. You got to really pump it the
• 1:03:51
  last few negative splits, negative splits, negative.
• 1:03:59
  Splits. That's it if I can.
• 1:04:02
  Get it all out of the jug. I'll feel good I.
• 1:04:03
  Just. You know what I mean?
• 1:04:06
  Like there's no more you're going to feel.
• 1:04:08
  Bad if you ruin it now just. Give me a minute.
• 1:04:15
  We got all kinds of time we got. I remember when John said he
• 1:04:21
  wanted to start a little bit later so that he can make it
• 1:04:23
  through the world fitness project.
• 1:04:24
  He. Threw that out the window.
• 1:04:28
  So, yeah, this, this, if you see one of these athletes, if you
• 1:04:30
  see Jack Farlow, top six, it doesn't matter where anybody
• 1:04:34
  else is. He is going to get his pro card.
• 1:04:38
  And then I went down to these these chumps down here in 21st,
• 1:04:43
  the 20, the 30th. And if they finish, they have to
• 1:04:48
  finish 28th or better to stay mathematically like viable L
• 1:04:52
  Yeah, if they fit, if, if, let's see, Mr. Adler finishes 18th or
• 1:04:57
  worse, zero chance. There's no chance, regardless of
• 1:05:01
  how anybody else finishes for him to get his pro card.
• 1:05:04
  So Troy, Troy Clay, 10th place or or bust or you're done.
• 1:05:10
  Come on, Troy. On the women's side, Amy Kringle
• 1:05:13
  just has to beat one person. Lucy Campbell.
• 1:05:17
  Laura Horvath just has to finish 26th or better.
• 1:05:22
  That's just a guarantee. Their top 20 finish?
• 1:05:24
  That's cool. That you have this.
• 1:05:26
  Yeah, that's great. So.
• 1:05:29
  And then the women's side of the bottom.
• 1:05:32
  Amanda Fischer, Maribel Gallardo, 10th place or bust,
• 1:05:37
  so. Lydia's in a decent spot there
• 1:05:41
  for somebody who is invited up, right?
• 1:05:43
  Yeah, no, I mean, she getting like, I think she has a good
• 1:05:46
  chance. I mean, the problem is you're
• 1:05:48
  chasing somebody like Emily Rolf.
• 1:05:50
  Sure. You got Hannah Black, Ella
• 1:05:52
  Wilkinson, Cindy the Collision, so you got some, you know, you
• 1:05:57
  got to find a way to beat them and get enough points, but it's
• 1:06:01
  out there. OK, are.
• 1:06:09
  We going to do the events. We're just going to do the top
• 1:06:11
  three. We're not going to go over the.
• 1:06:14
  We're not. We are not going to vent by
• 1:06:16
  event. Sorry John.
• 1:06:17
  Sorry to ruin that. Blind rankings is going to be
• 1:06:23
  interesting. Yeah, it's going to be
• 1:06:25
  something. All right.
• 1:06:29
  Who wins the? Who?
• 1:06:31
  You scared the shit out of me on that one, all right?
• 1:06:33
  I think I got. It you sound like you got it.
• 1:06:38
  Sounds. Sounds.
• 1:06:43
  A little more left than just the Stein.
• 1:06:47
  That's such a big thing too. It's like, it's like I'm just a
• 1:06:53
  little bit. I guess I got to drink a little
• 1:06:54
  bit and pour more in. I would do that.
• 1:06:59
  These are the points. First of all, who wins this
• 1:07:05
  weekend? Just just straight up
• 1:07:07
  competition wise? They earned 1000 points for the
• 1:07:10
  The Event James competition. James Sprague ends up winning
• 1:07:13
  it. He's on the top of the podium of
• 1:07:16
  the actual finish. Yeah.
• 1:07:20
  I'm going Ricky. Ricky, aren't there a couple
• 1:07:24
  events that he isn't like likely going to be great at?
• 1:07:28
  That's old news, I think. I think Sprague's going to like,
• 1:07:34
  Sprague's always going to try. He's AI think he's a good dude
• 1:07:37
  like that, but he's not really like there's not a whole lot of
• 1:07:39
  stress for him and it's like how much payout is he going to get?
• 1:07:43
  We don't really know because we don't know his contract, but
• 1:07:46
  above like at this point, right? Anything he makes, he's going to
• 1:07:48
  get it's, it's his but, but it does not matter what you do at
• 1:07:55
  this event. The total is what matters.
• 1:07:57
  The pay the payout for the finals is your season.
• 1:08:01
  Right. So.
• 1:08:03
  It's clear as mud, Jackie. Yeah, I think Roman's going to
• 1:08:07
  pull it off. He wanted Mesa.
• 1:08:11
  I like that. I like that pig.
• 1:08:14
  I'm sticking with Ricky, but I like that pig.
• 1:08:17
  John #2. Down.
• 1:08:26
  Down's a good pick, Tyler. I'm going to go with Sprague.
• 1:08:32
  Unless you're going Ricky Sprague, yeah, I'm going to pick
• 1:08:35
  Sprague as well for number 2 and number #3 John.
• 1:08:43
  Robin. Yeah, you got that.
• 1:08:50
  Don't what's what, What move was that?
• 1:08:58
  Is that a sophisticated move you just did there?
• 1:09:02
  It's about to happen. I'm trying to like meditate.
• 1:09:09
  Nasal breathe, John. You got to sympathetic.
• 1:09:13
  You're in the sympathetic. You got to get to the
• 1:09:14
  parasympathetic. Breathe through your nose.
• 1:09:18
  Just holds his breath. How much do I got left?
• 1:09:23
  What time I got left? I got 23 minutes left you.
• 1:09:25
  Got plenty of time. And I, I actually like kind of
• 1:09:29
  snuck up on you a little bit. Just sit that way, you know,
• 1:09:33
  you're making some moves and then we get to the end.
• 1:09:35
  Boy, we got to go. I'm going dallan #3.
• 1:09:39
  Dallan #3 OK. I am.
• 1:09:42
  That one's the one I'm most unsure about, just not because
• 1:09:45
  I'm unsure about Dallan as an athlete, but as somebody who
• 1:09:48
  just came back from Rabdo. That's a that's a tough one.
• 1:09:54
  I'm going to pick Mr. Velder in 3rd.
• 1:09:58
  OK. I think he cares more than the
• 1:10:00
  other guys. I can see that.
• 1:10:07
  All right, it's all in there, just so y'all know.
• 1:10:15
  This is. I got one big thing left like.
• 1:10:24
  All right, all right. Only in the studio there.
• 1:10:28
  It's all good, all right? That's your podium.
• 1:10:31
  Roman and Sprague are definitely on the podium for everybody.
• 1:10:35
  You guys both have Rick or both have Dallin?
• 1:10:39
  Yes. I have Pat third there's.
• 1:10:43
  There's only two cross path or two half gallons that's.
• 1:10:46
  Right on the women's side, Amy Kringle, Laura Horvath, Lucy
• 1:10:51
  Campbell. Who takes first?
• 1:10:52
  Tyler. I'm going to go with Lucy
• 1:10:59
  Campbell. Why not the crescendo to the
• 1:11:02
  year +2 swim events that count for 200 points?
• 1:11:07
  I feel it in the other end now too.
• 1:11:09
  It's like it doesn't want to make its mind up where it wants
• 1:11:12
  to go. Why would you feel it the other
• 1:11:15
  end? That's that's the tacos.
• 1:11:19
  Got it. Shouldn't.
• 1:11:22
  Have you're running out of room? It's looking for any escape
• 1:11:24
  route it can get. Still going while you while you
• 1:11:33
  get that down, I'm picking Horvath.
• 1:11:40
  This feels better standing feels.
• 1:11:41
  Better, I bet it does. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:11:43
  That's a good idea. John, who do you got when in the
• 1:11:47
  Copenhagen? Oh, standing, standing felt way
• 1:11:50
  better. That's good women's side, who
• 1:11:55
  you got? #1 Lucy.
• 1:11:57
  Lucy. Yeah, fair enough.
• 1:11:59
  Yeah #2 Tyler. I'm going to go with Amy
• 1:12:04
  Kringle. Ahead of Laura.
• 1:12:06
  Yes. All right, I am.
• 1:12:09
  I'll go with Lucy #2 John. Laura Sandy's not better
• 1:12:24
  anymore. Hey buddy, listen, you got.
• 1:12:27
  As long as you're not got the hiccups, you're still in the
• 1:12:29
  game. Hang in there.
• 1:12:33
  The lights, OK? The lights help.
• 1:12:36
  It makes sense. All right.
• 1:12:37
  And the Lion rounded out the podium.
• 1:12:39
  Tyler. Let's throw in a wild card and
• 1:12:45
  say Emma Lawson. Not, not terrible upset with
• 1:12:51
  that podium. I don't go with Olivia, curse
• 1:13:00
  that are. Amy Kringle's My Third.
• 1:13:03
  Amy Kringle. OK.
• 1:13:05
  I like him. I got like Gimel Austin though.
• 1:13:08
  I like Gimel Austin a lot. Olivia's a bit of a pull.
• 1:13:12
  Don't you think it's heavier? What?
• 1:13:16
  This the the finals for Olivia. Machine based heavier.
• 1:13:24
  I think Olivia can take it now. The only concern is, I guess,
• 1:13:30
  the swim. Yeah, that's what I'm worried
• 1:13:32
  about. In the run, but I think she can
• 1:13:35
  make up a lot of those points and take up third on the men's
• 1:13:41
  side. Any notable names in that are
• 1:13:44
  going to not qualify Top, bottom, top, bottom 10, not top
• 1:13:49
  20 during the challenger division?
• 1:13:56
  Nick. Nick Matthew, he's going to drop
• 1:14:02
  all the way from. You said in the top 10, not in
• 1:14:06
  the top 20. I'm saying for the full season,
• 1:14:09
  with the full season, who's out in the bottom 10 that has not
• 1:14:13
  going to qualify Nick's like in 13.
• 1:14:15
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I misunderstood the assignment
• 1:14:17
  here. So Yona is 20th right now.
• 1:14:20
  So calling in down is right now. Who's out?
• 1:14:23
  So BKG Ty Adler, does Adler get enough points to move into the
• 1:14:28
  top 20? Yes, he can if he wants it.
• 1:14:34
  What's he got? A place.
• 1:14:37
  Six or something. Adler, I mean D in it, he has to
• 1:14:42
  finish like top 10 or top 12 or something like that to be
• 1:14:45
  mathematically in it. Yeah, he could do that.
• 1:14:48
  Yeah, Jeff, I don't doubt. I think Ty, I think he if he
• 1:14:54
  really wants it, he could, but it's going to be tough.
• 1:14:58
  I think like we could very well see him bounce out.
• 1:15:02
  Yeah, that'd be close. I think BKG is out.
• 1:15:04
  I think BKG is out. I think Boss Hards out.
• 1:15:10
  Yes, Koski, he gets the benefit from the swims.
• 1:15:16
  Toll is out for sure. Yeah, he's not out.
• 1:15:19
  Not good. I just don't see any of the men
• 1:15:24
  really dropping out too much. Maybe Travis Mayer drops out and
• 1:15:28
  let somebody like a tie leapfrog into the 20th spot.
• 1:15:33
  With two swims and a run, I think I think Travis is going to
• 1:15:36
  be OK are. You all right?
• 1:15:37
  Yeah. And then like he's good with
• 1:15:41
  heavier weight. Every squig hurts so bad now,
• 1:15:45
  like it's like the second it touches your lips you just hate
• 1:15:51
  yourself. Free your mind, don't think
• 1:15:54
  about the milk dude, just everything's fine.
• 1:15:57
  I'm so full. Oh boy, on.
• 1:16:04
  The women's side. I'm catching it though like I've
• 1:16:08
  I've tried to like it's almost come up twice.
• 1:16:10
  I've caught it both times, so we're doing good at catching it.
• 1:16:15
  That's good. Emily Rolf is in 20th place.
• 1:16:18
  Ahead of her is Hannah Black, Ella Wilkinson, Sidney
• 1:16:20
  Michalischian and Var Thurman, MO Anybody on those that fall
• 1:16:23
  out after this weekend? And who?
• 1:16:28
  Who replaces them? Hannah Black.
• 1:16:31
  She falls out. She's out.
• 1:16:33
  Who? Who takes her spot?
• 1:16:35
  Lydia. Lydia.
• 1:16:36
  Lydia. Lydia.
• 1:16:39
  I think I think Lydia will survive this.
• 1:16:41
  I think that's the only one, like that's the only one that
• 1:16:44
  could that you'll see sweat flip out.
• 1:16:47
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Then you were making fun of me
• 1:16:53
  like I didn't know what I was talking about.
• 1:17:00
  John's going into labor. We're just going to sit here for
• 1:17:06
  a while, guys. Just listen to this.
• 1:17:09
  What do I got left 5-5 minutes. No, you got 16 minutes. 37
• 1:17:15
  seconds. Go go.
• 1:17:16
  I thought it was. I didn't know what you were
• 1:17:20
  freaking. Out.
• 1:17:21
  I was like you got. I thought it was. 23 you got, 33
• 1:17:25
  you got all the time. In the world I know you were.
• 1:17:27
  Planning for a surge and then you can't surge.
• 1:17:31
  Hi, I'm hurting a lot right? I thought it was 23.
• 1:17:44
  I'm really close. I'm really close.
• 1:17:46
  You. Got to get my hat for blind
• 1:17:48
  rankings. All right, I have like I have
• 1:17:49
  half of this left. Is while we while we sit here
• 1:17:58
  and wait if you go to paper. Street.
• 1:18:01
  I thought I was done. 5 minutes. That's so heartbreaking.
• 1:18:04
  I thought it was Oh my. How much you say you have left?
• 1:18:08
  I have half of this left. I like I'm.
• 1:18:10
  I'm a lot for a surge. I'm really close, but it's,
• 1:18:15
  it's, it's, I mean, I don't know.
• 1:18:19
  How you feeling about The Dirty, The Dirty finish now?
• 1:18:23
  I just, I'm just doing my best, Tyler.
• 1:18:25
  That's good. We're proud of you.
• 1:18:29
  I'm I'm I'm close enough now that like I really I want to do
• 1:18:34
  it. I just don't know if I can I.
• 1:18:36
  Can do it. I really thought it was 23
• 1:18:41
  though. Like that hurts my heart.
• 1:18:55
  Are we going to blind rankings? While you sit there, I want to
• 1:18:59
  tell you about the latest Paper Street Coffee promotion as we
• 1:19:03
  get closer to Christmas. They just released a holiday
• 1:19:07
  bundle, Holiday bundle, Holiday bundle.
• 1:19:12
  There it is strangers. A red honey Gaisha with flavour
• 1:19:18
  notes of chamomile honey. Passion fruit from antiquoia,
• 1:19:24
  Columbia, medium roast, whatever that is, comes with a new coffee
• 1:19:28
  mug. Lazy days still need coffee and
• 1:19:31
  a pour over drip maker. All for 3599.
• 1:19:36
  Cool 35, that's cheap dude. For a cup of for a bag of
• 1:19:40
  coffee, a coffee mug and a pour over, I would go over.
• 1:19:45
  Like a $70 value at any other place.
• 1:19:47
  Something like that. So individual prices, the
• 1:19:50
  coffee's 36, the pour over is 23, and the mug is 1899 and you
• 1:19:55
  can get it for the low, low price of 3599.
• 1:19:58
  So I think you're actually right.
• 1:19:59
  Tyler paperstreetcoffee.com It's.
• 1:20:02
  Always good at prices, right? Well you you can get different
• 1:20:06
  colors too. You can get clear black, teal,
• 1:20:08
  pink to match your your favorite color and we're.
• 1:20:15
  Back, by the way, this is a hold on, hold on, hold on.
• 1:20:19
  I'm going. To have a confessional here, I
• 1:20:22
  like this. OK, We're OK.
• 1:20:36
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no.
• 1:20:39
  Where do every laugh? Oh, where we laugh.
• 1:20:45
  This is a Waglow clothing. It's a Christian brand.
• 1:20:49
  This is Jesus carrying the cross.
• 1:20:52
  If go, give, go look that up. This is really good clothes.
• 1:21:00
  Go look that up. Rigging endorsement.
• 1:21:02
  It's called Waglow WOGLO. I got a like like, it's a, it's
• 1:21:12
  everywhere. It's every orphan, every
• 1:21:15
  orifice. Is this the most fool you've
• 1:21:17
  ever felt in your life? I gotta imagine it's just what a
• 1:21:21
  baby feels like. But like if the baby was gonna
• 1:21:24
  come out of your mouth too, like it's up here, it's down there in
• 1:21:29
  every place that like it once. Don't see what I got left.
• 1:21:38
  I think the problem is I don't know if I can hold it like this
• 1:21:42
  is. You ain't got a dirty, dirty
• 1:21:45
  finish, dude. You've been putting Ovaltine in
• 1:21:50
  this this whole time. Yeah.
• 1:21:52
  You're the only person who's ever done the Ovaltine gallon.
• 1:21:55
  We have to get this to Ovaltine. John.
• 1:22:01
  Do not let Ovaltine down. We can pump the hell out of this
• 1:22:06
  dude. We'll get a sponsorship for sure
• 1:22:07
  if you do the Ovaltine, the gallon.
• 1:22:12
  I'm sure somebody's watching from Oval team right now.
• 1:22:15
  Yes, stay strong. Ken Walters might possibly
• 1:22:19
  subscribe to JY Barbell if you finish, so dig deep.
• 1:22:27
  This is harder than the burpees. The burpees are going to hurt
• 1:22:34
  long after this hurts. Are we going to do blind
• 1:22:43
  rankings? What are we doing I.
• 1:22:46
  Don't know are you? Are you ready for some blind
• 1:22:48
  ranking? Yeah, take my mind off.
• 1:22:53
  We'll do some blind rankings. Are you be able to give Tyler
• 1:22:56
  some hints? Dude this is going to be trash.
• 1:22:59
  We're good. Let's go.
• 1:23:00
  All right, all right, here we go.
• 1:23:03
  Blind rankings. We've done Christmas songs.
• 1:23:05
  We've done Christmas foods. So naturally this week it's 2026
• 1:23:13
  breakthroughs of the 2026 season.
• 1:23:15
  Who is going to make it to the CrossFit Games for the first
• 1:23:17
  time as a rookie? Are you ready?
• 1:23:24
  OK, as a rookie. As a rookie, here we go.
• 1:23:27
  First one. OK, everybody thinks this guy is
• 1:23:35
  on steroids. Next hint.
• 1:23:41
  Nope. Everybody thinks this is guys
• 1:23:48
  on. Can you give me a region?
• 1:23:50
  I cannot. First guy that comes to your
• 1:23:52
  mind, then I'll make it simpler. I have no I'm coming up blank.
• 1:24:04
  Just name a person. Bill Leahy.
• 1:24:09
  He almost beat Colton and a Colton workout at Crash.
• 1:24:20
  Almost. Oh frig he just do what?
• 1:24:24
  Did he just win Crash? Colton won crash, but go ahead.
• 1:24:29
  Oh, I mean the the other guy he was.
• 1:24:31
  He was second. His name's coming up blank to
• 1:24:37
  me. OK, medicine woman, Doctor Who.
• 1:24:43
  Strange. No medicine, woman.
• 1:24:46
  Medicine, woman. God.
• 1:24:51
  OK, the first Harry Potter the the Voldemort, his he's his
• 1:25:00
  other thing is Professor what? Professor.
• 1:25:04
  Oh no, it's not Lupus, Professor, he stutters.
• 1:25:14
  I know. I see him and I see the guy and
• 1:25:17
  I don't know their names. I can't deal with your
• 1:25:19
  incompetence right now. Like I need the 1st 2 words of
• 1:25:24
  quiet. The 1st 2 words of quiet.
• 1:25:28
  Quiet is one word, The 1st. Letter the 1st 2 letters.
• 1:25:31
  Q Quinton. Oh God.
• 1:25:37
  Jackie. Jackie what?
• 1:25:40
  Jan. Black guy, Black guy, Jackie.
• 1:25:42
  Black Jackie, The black guy. Black guy, whose name is Jackie
• 1:25:46
  Brown. So he plays baseball.
• 1:25:48
  Tyler Robinson, Quinton Robinson.
• 1:25:55
  That's close. That's close enough, or.
• 1:25:57
  We want to put Quinn Robinson, twin Robinson. 2.
• 1:26:04
  I like 2-2's good. Two, there it is, Johnny of 7
• 1:26:11
  minutes. Come on, John.
• 1:26:13
  I need you to do better. I'm trying dude.
• 1:26:15
  It's there's. Next up.
• 1:26:21
  This is your favorite guy? You suck his Dick religiously.
• 1:26:25
  Do I not Travis? Oh, Toby.
• 1:26:32
  No is. No.
• 1:26:37
  Cain, Cain and Abel's brother. Cain and Abel's brother.
• 1:26:41
  Oh God, I thought there was only Cain and Abel.
• 1:26:44
  No, there's one more. I don't know that person.
• 1:26:51
  I don't know. I don't know that.
• 1:26:53
  Story. OK, OK.
• 1:26:59
  What do you cook on the? What do you cook on?
• 1:27:02
  The stove. There you go.
• 1:27:07
  Stove. And then we're blanking this
• 1:27:12
  together. They're.
• 1:27:19
  Blanking this together. What?
• 1:27:22
  What are we? What are we in the?
• 1:27:23
  What is the word? I don't know that whatever song
• 1:27:26
  that is, I don't know it building.
• 1:27:31
  Jump ship guy. Jump ship, guy.
• 1:27:33
  Seth. There, yes, and you click on a.
• 1:27:37
  Seth Stovall There you go 4. 5. Oh man.
• 1:27:45
  He's Tyler Christopher. Are worst people going to be,
• 1:27:49
  Oh, me and John? I'll give John the five just
• 1:27:52
  because I don't want to frustrate him anymore.
• 1:27:53
  But I'm want to go with Ford. Everybody thinks he's better
• 1:27:56
  than he is. No offense to him all.
• 1:27:59
  Right, we got a 5 minute warning Next up.
• 1:28:06
  OK, electricity measurement. Ohms.
• 1:28:10
  Watts. The Jules, The one other one you
• 1:28:13
  haven't had like a car battery. It's measured in what?
• 1:28:21
  Volts counter. Volts.
• 1:28:22
  Yeah, Nice. There you go. 433 or 4 which I.
• 1:28:28
  Can't believe we're putting him above Seth.
• 1:28:30
  So Vault. Dude, Seth has showed time and
• 1:28:32
  time again he doesn't have any holes, he doesn't have any home
• 1:28:35
  runs. He's just not good enough. 4.
• 1:28:42
  All right, 4. 4 minutes left, John, Darth Vader next one.
• 1:28:56
  He's probably the number one guy that you would think of that
• 1:28:58
  hasn't made the games yet. He's Taylor's best friend.
• 1:29:02
  Bryson. Taylor, I need you to be serious
• 1:29:08
  right now. I'm trying, but Bryson is really
• 1:29:10
  Taylor's best friend. I'm imagining you're being
• 1:29:15
  facetious and he's not really Taylor's best friend.
• 1:29:17
  He's Taylor's weight counter. He put his couch weights for
• 1:29:20
  Taylor. Nate Ackerman, Yes.
• 1:29:28
  One. Yeah.
• 1:29:32
  What do we got left? Three.
• 1:29:33
  Yeah. #3 Can he? Get how Long's John got left?
• 1:29:39
  He we got 3 1/2 minutes. Oh boy, come on, John, is he
• 1:29:46
  finishing? He's your favorite British guy.
• 1:29:56
  Tom Kingdom. That's right, there it is.
• 1:29:59
  I like. This.
• 1:29:59
  I like this list. This is good.
• 1:30:07
  I'm not mad with this list at all actually.
• 1:30:12
  So wait, is he done? He.
• 1:30:14
  Still has a little bit to go. You got 3 minutes, we got 3
• 1:30:17
  minutes. Are we done or what are we
• 1:30:25
  doing? You're the star of the show,
• 1:30:28
  John. How are we doing?
• 1:30:31
  We got, we got 2 1/2 minutes. I have one drink left.
• 1:30:36
  How big's the drink? It's a.
• 1:30:41
  Big me too, just going to wait till the last 30 seconds.
• 1:30:44
  Oh, that's a dangerous play there bud, but I like it.
• 1:30:48
  I have to keep it down for it to count, but I just.
• 1:30:52
  How long? They can't come up.
• 1:30:57
  Ever. So the thing I need you to do
• 1:31:02
  after this podcast is police eat salt because you're going to get
• 1:31:05
  hyponatremia. Really.
• 1:31:13
  It's news to me. Why?
• 1:31:15
  Because it's got sugar in it or something.
• 1:31:16
  I don't know you. Try it and tell me if it's
• 1:31:18
  easier. Cross fat mate.
• 1:31:21
  You need to expand on this. I'll tell you what, cross fat
• 1:31:26
  come on the show and you can do it with the whole team.
• 1:31:34
  I'm having like pains. I'm in the half.
• 1:31:40
  Like like like my my back hurts. This is labor.
• 1:31:46
  Back labor. He's doing all the same things
• 1:31:50
  you see during labor. It's crazy, man.
• 1:31:56
  But I'm trying to keep something in.
• 1:31:58
  Yeah. Is this the last one?
• 1:32:06
  Are you going to go for it? About one minute.
• 1:32:16
  You got to show us the cup after you're done.
• 1:32:28
  Oh, what's up? But I'll let it fly.
• 1:32:36
  I think if we make it like a minute and a half, I think we're
• 1:32:39
  good. You're not a normal human, John.
• 1:32:46
  You're don't do it buddy. Damn.
• 1:33:06
  OK, we're good. I did it.
• 1:33:28
  We're good, right? It's the hour.
• 1:33:30
  It's past the hour where? Oh, I'm, I'm hot.
• 1:33:38
  It's hot. Like like.
• 1:33:43
  If you need to excuse yourself, I understand.
• 1:33:46
  Can we stay on till like 140 to make sure?
• 1:33:48
  I don't. I don't.
• 1:33:50
  Throw up. Yeah, you want.
• 1:33:52
  You want in my book. John Lee Frazier J White Milk
• 1:33:58
  Milk Challenge. Just do it be limitless health
• 1:34:04
  for the new bedding starts. Taking his baits.
• 1:34:15
  Off. Hey, James Sprague, Dallin
• 1:34:18
  Pepper, Jason. Hold on.
• 1:34:21
  Hold on. Hold on, Harbor, Justin.
• 1:34:28
  This is what peak physical fitness looks like.
• 1:34:32
  It's right here. Let's let's see y'all do it.
• 1:34:37
  I can't I I. Got to calm down.
• 1:34:40
  I got to stop. I got to stop.
• 1:34:42
  It's getting really bad. I felt, I felt like a lot better
• 1:34:49
  and then like, and then it came back.
• 1:34:51
  It's called adrenaline. Everybody's freaking the hell
• 1:34:55
  out. Oh, Charity.
• 1:35:01
  Yeah, this this is inappropriate.
• 1:35:03
  Wait, this is where it became inappropriate right here.
• 1:35:09
  I don't think. I think everybody is
• 1:35:10
  uncomfortable. Not because of jungle.
• 1:35:12
  My God. I'm going to.
• 1:35:22
  Try to. I can't do that.
• 1:35:23
  Don't do that. My my stomach is so big.
• 1:35:29
  Worth every penny, thank you Stacy.
• 1:35:33
  The good news? Grant, John wins $0.00.
• 1:35:38
  It's all for here we go. I tell you, it goes through.
• 1:35:51
  It's like. You have contractions.
• 1:35:54
  It's like contractions, yeah. It's OK, you're not doing
• 1:35:58
  nothing with A1 for another 90 seconds.
• 1:36:00
  Can you do me a favor, Smith? What's that?
• 1:36:03
  Can you multiply 140 * 8 or and then multiply that by two?
• 1:36:14
  That's 2240. Oh, that's not as much as I
• 1:36:18
  thought it would be. What's that?
• 1:36:20
  Calories, Yeah. You did 202 thousand 2000
• 1:36:26
  calories in an. Hour What's 13 * 8 one O 4 * 2
• 1:36:34
  two O 8? Yeah.
• 1:36:36
  That's my that's my protein for the day.
• 1:36:40
  Crushed it so. You don't have to eat tomorrow.
• 1:36:42
  Congratulations. I can't decide if it feels
• 1:36:45
  better or not. I like.
• 1:36:47
  I like the second. I feel better like it it gets it
• 1:36:50
  gets it gets it hits me. Yeah, for weak little bitches.
• 1:37:05
  It was 2%. For those who were curious, 2%.
• 1:37:09
  OK. 2% plus some Oval team we. Didn't go well.
• 1:37:12
  That's where I went wrong because I was doing whole milk.
• 1:37:15
  That's 100% your problem. Ken Walters or Jy's Cleaning
• 1:37:18
  Supplies? I'm I'm immediately getting on
• 1:37:21
  the toilet like after this, like it just it's going to be.
• 1:37:25
  You have to do the double man. Monstrous No, I'm not.
• 1:37:29
  I can't throw I I I think I have it.
• 1:37:32
  I think there was one. I thought I lost it and I was
• 1:37:36
  like this sucks. I'm going to lose it like like
• 1:37:40
  I've, I've successfully batted it down like 4 times.
• 1:37:44
  I think I, I think I have it, but it's coming out the other
• 1:37:48
  end like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's like my shoulders
• 1:37:55
  hurt like it's. Good job.
• 1:38:00
  What was it worth it? Yeah, I'm a man.
• 1:38:06
  It's what men do. Is it?
• 1:38:10
  Under the giant looks right now with the.
• 1:38:14
  Torn shirt, Yeah. I'm the big Tish man.
• 1:38:17
  Oh my God. So if we.
• 1:38:28
  I really hope it feels better, like once it goes, once it goes.
• 1:38:33
  Definitely, if you were looking to help us with clips, you're
• 1:38:39
  welcome. Yeah, the everybody's going to
• 1:38:41
  want to help with this one. Send in your favorite reels and
• 1:38:46
  we'll get those posted. French Guinea.
• 1:38:54
  No, man. You've got to try.
• 1:38:58
  No. Come on, you know I.
• 1:39:02
  Refuse. I'm not not anybody's monkey.
• 1:39:08
  It was how much? Well, 499.
• 1:39:10
  I wonder how much? The lactose.
• 1:39:18
  No, he's the lactose tolerator. And we've lost him.
• 1:39:25
  He's gone. Oh my God.
• 1:39:27
  Alice's ABS still showing. They're just pushing out.
• 1:39:41
  It's just sitting. It's.
• 1:39:45
  Weird, isn't it? There's an entire gallon in his
• 1:39:48
  stomach. Come on.
• 1:39:56
  No. No.
• 1:40:00
  Not his, not his plaything. Keeping it down, huh?
• 1:40:09
  Yeah, I'm telling you it goes through waves.
• 1:40:11
  Is it getting easier? Is the are the waves?
• 1:40:14
  Yeah easier? Not a not a when it gets bad,
• 1:40:21
  no, but they're like further few and far between.
• 1:40:24
  I don't even think French Guinea is a thing.
• 1:40:28
  Are you talking about French Guiana?
• 1:40:32
  It's going to be hilarious if it's right.
• 1:40:34
  It is French Guyana, not French Guinea.
• 1:40:38
  There's New Guinea. French Guinea, What are you, the
• 1:40:47
  freak guitar about? French.
• 1:40:55
  OK, there it is. French Guyana.
• 1:40:59
  You gonna tell me name a capital of a country that doesn't exist
• 1:41:02
  and pay me for it? No, thank you.
• 1:41:08
  It's Cayenne. It is Cayenne or Cayenne.
• 1:41:15
  Nice take that. Are you the first one to finish
• 1:41:22
  the milk challenge? Ovaltine.
• 1:41:27
  We're the. Whole team, probably Ovaltine,
• 1:41:29
  Yeah, I'm sure someone's done it before.
• 1:41:33
  I can't wait till next week when we get another sponsor.
• 1:41:37
  Come on Ovaltine, we've been hunting that Ovaltine
• 1:41:40
  sponsorship or know. Anybody who's put themselves
• 1:41:42
  through more pain to get this sponsor Ovaltine, come on.
• 1:41:47
  I really hope it pulls out. And I need, I need sponsors for
• 1:41:49
  Grid League. I'll put Ovaltine on my Grid
• 1:41:52
  League uniform. Look it up.
• 1:41:54
  It'll be so cool. I'll be the first Crossfitter
• 1:41:57
  ever sponsored by Oval Team. Athlete ever sponsored by Oval
• 1:42:02
  team. Yeah, I think it's Nestle.
• 1:42:03
  That Oval team is a thing, but like their company, but like
• 1:42:07
  somebody reach out to them. Yeah.
• 1:42:10
  If you, if you know somebody within the the Oval team sphere,
• 1:42:15
  get us some big Oval team, yeah. This is like that's John's name
• 1:42:19
  is Big Oval team. OK.
• 1:42:31
  We're good. That was a easier one.
• 1:42:35
  The contractions are. Dude, I know we're making fun.
• 1:42:40
  It's it feels just like, I mean, I don't know what a contract was
• 1:42:43
  like, but what Leslie was went through like it feels it's just
• 1:42:48
  comes and goes like that. Look at it.
• 1:42:53
  Here it is. Here it is.
• 1:42:54
  Extra sloppy. Knows people at Nestle.
• 1:42:57
  Hey accountants, they're the ones with the money.
• 1:42:58
  That's all that matters. You just talk to them.
• 1:43:01
  They put APO, put APO order in PO tell them.
• 1:43:06
  That there is. I'll give you my contact
• 1:43:08
  information. You can just wire the funds,
• 1:43:09
  it'll be fine. I'm sure it'll be it'll pay off
• 1:43:12
  in dividends. For sure, for sure.
• 1:43:17
  Tell them there's a man who can clean four O 5 that weighs under
• 1:43:22
  £200. Well, probably not right now,
• 1:43:24
  but that Ollie drinks his Oval team.
• 1:43:31
  True, I'm a I'm about to be, I'm about to be dilated.
• 1:43:36
  The freak out of Yeah. Yeah.
• 1:43:41
  All right, good. That's it, That's it.
• 1:43:43
  Tomorrow. Yeah, that's it.
• 1:43:45
  I don't have nothing else. There's nothing else going on.
• 1:43:47
  We're just, you know, making shows about Deebs.
• 1:43:51
  World Fitness Project starts off sometime in the middle of the
• 1:43:54
  night from right here in the States.
• 1:43:57
  So. Go watch it on YouTube.
• 1:44:01
  Tyler, my dad, ordered the chip. No.
• 1:44:05
  He's going to send it your way. Thanks.
• 1:44:11
  It gets here on Sunday. Maybe in time for next Wednesday
• 1:44:17
  be a great Christmas you'll have to ship to Kentucky.
• 1:44:22
  Guys, I'm going to explode like it's going to be vicious.
• 1:44:31
  Jules, Brandon. You just missed like the best
• 1:44:35
  hour of anybody's day. Yeah, I just, I have the best.
• 1:44:39
  Hour Super John's Yeah 99. Percent of us enjoyed it, but
• 1:44:45
  there's a gallon of milk in John's summit.
• 1:44:47
  It's. It's getting, it's getting.
• 1:44:49
  It's it's, it's, I feel it all down here.
• 1:44:51
  It's it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:44:53
  I'm starting to digest. We're like, I I think it's just
• 1:44:55
  going to happen. It's just going to happen out
• 1:44:58
  here. I've got like so much gas right
• 1:45:00
  now, like it's like insane. So just.
• 1:45:03
  Throughout tonight, just like black screen, just post some
• 1:45:09
  updates that doubt you're going to sleep tonight.
• 1:45:11
  So yeah, just be posting updates throughout the night and watch
• 1:45:14
  John's stories for those updates.
• 1:45:21
  Subscribe if you want to hurt me with ring muscle UPS.
• 1:45:27
  We've added one today, tonight, so I feel like you have to be a
• 1:45:34
  kind of a regular to watch this. I.
• 1:45:37
  Think passerby is a little concerned right now?
• 1:45:40
  I I have not seen people complete.
• 1:45:42
  This I I've never watched anybody do it.
• 1:45:45
  That's other than Joey Chestnut. I saw Joey Chestnut do it well.
• 1:45:49
  He's like, he's got like giganticism or something.
• 1:45:52
  He's not normal. No, no, no, you're right.
• 1:45:54
  But I've not like if you look up, if you look up when all
• 1:45:57
  Tyler did, if you research how to do it, it just goes you
• 1:46:02
  can't. Yeah, I mean, you see what my
• 1:46:07
  stomach looks like, right? Like it's, it's like stretched
• 1:46:10
  like crazy. I don't know if my abs will ever
• 1:46:14
  look the same. It's like.
• 1:46:15
  A. You're going to get diastasis.
• 1:46:18
  Stretch marks. What what's crazy is like you
• 1:46:22
  look up how to do it and John didn't do any of those things.
• 1:46:25
  He did what he went the reverse like direction.
• 1:46:29
  He went way hot out the gate and he slowed down as he went it it.
• 1:46:33
  I hats off to you, dude. You, it doesn't matter where we
• 1:46:37
  are, what we're doing, where we're going.
• 1:46:39
  You always do something that reminds me that you're not
• 1:46:42
  normal human. Imagine.
• 1:46:45
  So imagine being Marnie with Berkshire.
• 1:46:53
  That's your first show you watch, and we're talking about
• 1:46:56
  the sale and talking about a business plan that ends up
• 1:47:00
  torpedoing the whole thing. And.
• 1:47:03
  Then you got this. Three days later, this.
• 1:47:07
  Idiot. Oh my God.
• 1:47:09
  These these are the guys that just.
• 1:47:12
  Got a $200 million deal? Yeah, it's it's because we do
• 1:47:19
  this that we can stomach taking down a $200 million.
• 1:47:22
  Sale, No pun intended. Yeah, takes a lot of training to
• 1:47:28
  be us. Dedication.
• 1:47:31
  I know, I know mom and dad are watching and I just want to say,
• 1:47:34
  like, hope you're proud. I hope you're proud of me.
• 1:47:38
  And you know, with, with God, anything is possible.
• 1:47:41
  You know I did this to spread the word.
• 1:47:45
  Think all those contractions you're going through God's way
• 1:47:48
  of saying that you should not have done.
• 1:47:52
  This, it's wild. I didn't know.
• 1:47:54
  I didn't know that was going to happen.
• 1:47:57
  There's a reason God didn't put this in the 10 commandments,
• 1:47:59
  because he didn't think anybody would try it.
• 1:48:04
  No like. Moses is like, Are you sure?
• 1:48:07
  He's like, yeah, nobody's stupid enough to do.
• 1:48:08
  This The guys. The guys this morning though,
• 1:48:10
  like just hit a wall and then they were done.
• 1:48:12
  Like they weren't, they weren't. They weren't going through that.
• 1:48:19
  She did, She did. Baby girl is here.
• 1:48:22
  This is a JY barbell athlete. And yeah.
• 1:48:25
  And yeah. And listen here, check this out.
• 1:48:28
  I'm going to put it as one of my testimonials for my my site.
• 1:48:33
  She they were giving birth for from a midwife.
• 1:48:36
  A midwife was going to help him give birth.
• 1:48:38
  And it came so fast that the husband ended up giving birth
• 1:48:42
  before the midwife could get there.
• 1:48:46
  And she attributes that to JY Barbeau and JY Barbeau alone,
• 1:48:49
  her fast labor. Congrats.
• 1:48:51
  We picked up a subscriber. I'm just kidding.
• 1:48:54
  Taylor's great. Taylor's great.
• 1:48:56
  So that's good. I'm going to just, that reminds
• 1:48:59
  me, I almost forgot. I think it's hilarious that
• 1:49:05
  Austin, Austin and Haley are over there in Disney World just
• 1:49:10
  having fun and. Oh, they did that on purpose so
• 1:49:13
  badly. They're not in Copenhagen.
• 1:49:15
  So they're living their best life.
• 1:49:17
  I don't blame them. Why can't you just be proud of
• 1:49:22
  me, Mom? I apologize to absolutely
• 1:49:26
  nobody. That was a killer.