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Episode 1192 - WuTang Saves New York City · Ross Patterson Revolution!

• 0:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Rocks.
• 0:17
  [SPEAKER_08]: That is some evolution.
• 0:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, J.V.s.
• 0:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: What are you popping in there?
• 0:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Vitamin D. Oh, yeah, you don't say.
• 0:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: You don't say.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 0:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: My levels are low.
• 0:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh-huh.
• 0:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: I realize you and I were the internet meme this morning, and I didn't know until I get out of the shower, by the way.
• 0:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, what?
• 0:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: So you're getting ready, make up hair for the show.
• 1:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Obviously, you look beautiful every time, and I'm a loser.
• 1:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was a five hour process for me to get ready.
• 1:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I better look good.
• 1:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: I hop in the shower, and I just started singing, like whatever came to my head, and it was in court as an musician, verdict asian.
• 1:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I realized we were the creed meme where Sydney Sweetie is just crying now she's doing her hair in the mirror, listening to you.
• 1:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Boyfriend, her husband singing creed, and you're like, oh, God, you're good.
• 1:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: I caught myself, but it was too late.
• 1:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: I had already sang a good three fucking bars of it.
• 1:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, you never catch yourself until about three or four bars in it.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: I never do.
• 1:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: I never do, and it's totally true.
• 1:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and then I was like,
• 1:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, I know, pretending to be a sleep hitting.
• 1:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, sorry.
• 2:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was a sleep.
• 2:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it'll, you know, after I get back from game five tonight, it'll pretend to be a sleep as well.
• 2:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: We're like, I'm not sleeping with the guy from Create tonight, you know?
• 2:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, when you get back from game five should be very late.
• 2:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so it's not a pre-tending when it is two.
• 2:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Three, what are you saying?
• 2:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's show on full blast over there.
• 2:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: Hey, bloke, we're on air, bro.
• 2:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, to know how it sounds.
• 2:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: I like that.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: I want to enjoy that.
• 2:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: I want to enjoy that.
• 2:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: To a normie.
• 2:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: To a normie.
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know?
• 2:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: I just gave it a David Allen Grish snap over here.
• 2:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Couldn't be me.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Couldn't be me.
• 2:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 2:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: Blue kids.
• 2:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's right.
• 2:40
  [SPEAKER_09]: But people are part-in.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 2:41
  [SPEAKER_09]: That wasn't blue if that was me.
• 2:43
  [SPEAKER_09]: I forgot to meet me with the main computer.
• 2:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: John Willx, Blue.
• 2:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: I look, if the fact that you're taking credit for it, I like that.
• 2:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Who knows nothing, if not.
• 2:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Consistent.
• 2:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Truth and honest.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Truthful.
• 2:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 2:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's a accountability.
• 2:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Man of steel.
• 2:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Truthful.
• 2:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yep.
• 2:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 3:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: If I appear a tad hung over today, it's because I am, by the way.
• 3:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: I did not expect to watch what I was going to watch last night, and I was so stunned
• 3:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: when you run out of, you know, your 12 pack a heart of yourself, right?
• 3:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: When it's gone, you start reaching for other stuff.
• 3:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I've got one of your drinks, and it was 8%.
• 3:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, did you grab my, like, Dominique's or Domingo's, or Domingo's or something?
• 3:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Meadow something, whatever the fuck it was.
• 3:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was a great fruit.
• 3:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, it was a beer.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Bad.
• 3:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, that was a beer.
• 3:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, so beer easy to make, you know, like a craft beer easy to make very high percentage.
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Seltzer?
• 3:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Sure.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not very good.
• 3:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Not as easy.
• 3:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, you can get a beer.
• 3:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be a million calories, but you can get a beer that's nine percent, 12 percent.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
• 3:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so I do want to preface this with the audience.
• 3:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know this is not a sports show.
• 3:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: However, this is the this and the NHL Stanley Cup Finals are the biggest events going on in the world right now.
• 4:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, and I I love it starting today world cup starts as well.
• 4:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: So it's like it's going to be crazy here.
• 4:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: And this is the mecca of entertainment right now.
• 4:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: So that on the game that we do my bookie.
• 4:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know, we fucking promo code.
• 4:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Drang your wrist that was at a positive $1,000 has to say that every time and I put it up in the in the listeners there and I had the option of taking plus to or
• 4:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: just straight out money line.
• 4:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: I thought we played this footage on drinking bro's yesterday when the when this burst fans were leaving the next arena the other nights and they got beaten to death.
• 4:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: I thought cool spurs are gonna come out and kick the shit out of them.
• 4:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, find it, find the fuel, let it fuel you.
• 4:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they then they did.
• 4:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 4:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: We're up by 30 points at half time.
• 4:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
• 4:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now, I brought you out of bed, and this is a true story.
• 4:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: We're gonna give some, some fucking inside baseball here of our relationship.
• 4:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: I brought you out of bed.
• 4:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Jesse is one of the very best video editors and sound editors on the planet.
• 5:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's too humble to say that she is.
• 5:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm not, so I don't give a fuck, and like I'll just say, she's excellent at what she does.
• 5:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: And she's able to find moments and things that are so fucking degrading or humiliating and just stitch it together or you're able to stitch something fucking positive together.
• 5:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, whatever the notes are, you always deliver.
• 5:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so I pulled you out of bed because in rightfully so it was like 10 30 and you were getting ready for bed and I go Hey, me selling good dork, but I get up and do all the like kids.
• 5:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, you're not a dork.
• 5:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like yeah.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're no.
• 5:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: No.
• 5:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: I so I have to watch these games But here's the thing.
• 5:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: I watch these games for the show and then I go to the games for the show like to nine and one game five for the hurricanes Got the canes had on go and go canes.
• 5:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's fucking rock tonight So I not at all like everything you're doing is correct and and I don't mind it But last night I had to pull you out of bed like 10 30 and I go hey
• 5:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: you've got to watch this edit right before half time they'd stitch together all the sad celebrities that were in the audience because they spent $175,000 on a court side seat and I was like man whoever was in the truck it did this.
• 6:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was on the jables level of pettingists that I was like, they said, give me $1, give me $15, 20 minutes.
• 6:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I will get you a package to play that will really show the devastation and on the exact right people had it ended there.
• 6:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know.
• 6:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I made me so happy and I was like, let's fucking go by and I know how much you need sleep and all that other stuff.
• 6:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: So like, I would not drag you out of bed if it wasn't something that you would have done in real life.
• 6:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was awesome.
• 6:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: Did you find her already, Luke?
• 6:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: This is it.
• 6:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: This is it.
• 6:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, this is it.
• 6:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Jesus Christ.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know.
• 6:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yesterday, somebody gave him a drink of the week.
• 6:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because how good he is at this shit.
• 6:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's fucking nuts, man.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Way to go.
• 6:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you can never leave now.
• 7:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I live in Cyberspace.
• 7:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: I, you know, you know, we're, we're, you can never leave this job now.
• 7:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: We call him rabbit hole.
• 7:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: A rabbit hole.
• 7:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, rabbit hole.
• 7:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, rabbit hole dude, he finds it now.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's amazing.
• 7:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: So don't play volume on this because NBC will ding this.
• 7:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, and, and Patron's weird fucking bullshit sucks.
• 7:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: So got, um, press play on this.
• 7:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Or maybe just rabbit?
• 7:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, so there's Jimmy Fallon, Sad, Spike Lee, Sad, Carmel, Anthony, Sad, Adam Sandler, Joe Taylor, Carly Sad, I mean, Stiller, and his wife, Sad.
• 7:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Stiller, Cam, Chris McAuson, his grandmother, Sad.
• 7:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: The grandmother's about to cry, I mean, it's just, this was the end of the world.
• 7:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now, I'll freeze frame the end of it where it shows the score.
• 7:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, that was the score.
• 7:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, third.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: 70.
• 7:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Say, well, the start of the third, right?
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, yeah.
• 7:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they always put that up there.
• 8:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Start of the third.
• 8:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh.
• 8:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: 76 to 49.
• 8:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Run out the lower clock.
• 8:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a clock.
• 8:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's all you do.
• 8:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's all you do.
• 8:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so.
• 8:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: The Falcons, well, let's start with this, because we'll get to the Falcons.
• 8:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: So this pops up, this padding this pops up, you go to bed, and they've been hyping up this Wu Tang at halftime thing for like two days, right?
• 8:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wu Tang's playing at halftime, next you're gonna win, this is fucking awesome, Wu Tang's, you know, one of the ultimate New York City fucking mechas, right?
• 8:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they come out
• 8:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: You saw all these sad faces.
• 8:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wu Tang comes out, they start playing.
• 8:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: Charles Barkley and those guys are like, and they hear it.
• 8:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: They hear it and they're like, man, the next came out and they get in the air with the kick.
• 8:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: They get in the air with the kick.
• 8:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: And the footage of that we can't show, right?
• 8:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: You cannot show.
• 8:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: But Charles Barkley literally was like, man, they get in the air with the kick.
• 8:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's not an ever-sandling that's bad in my life.
• 9:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: All of a sudden.
• 9:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wu Tang starts playing and you can hear it, they can hear it, and one by one on the NBA crew, you got Charles Barclay, you got Kenny the Jet Smith, you got Shaquille O'Neill, you got Dramon Green, you can just see him as they're talking, because it's set up like a podcast so you got these microphones, right?
• 9:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: So what song do you remember?
• 9:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, oh yeah, it was a cream dollar dollar
• 9:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Creams drive the bill y'all try now spot a fight cuz they're not gonna ding us right not to get Just play the good good spot a fight and just play the opening bars Your down right you're down by what?
• 9:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: down by some math, right?
• 9:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then it's 30, it's just my fucking 30 at half time.
• 9:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Call it 30.
• 9:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so they're trying to talk shit against the next.
• 9:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was, why some people in fucking Twitter and everybody else and fuck you guys, fuck the next fans are all fucking garbage.
• 9:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: And this time you find on YouTube too.
• 10:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: I just go to YouTube and do it rather than sign in all those accounts.
• 10:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, that starts playing and you see them start to nod their heads as they're giving their commentary.
• 10:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, okay, and then you can see the background, right?
• 10:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Everybody starts dancing.
• 10:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm getting hyped.
• 10:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Starts getting fucking into it, right?
• 10:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm finding it.
• 10:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, uh, don't show the video, obviously.
• 10:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: We learn that the hard way the other night, coupe.
• 10:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it starts to trickle through the arena and you're like, okay, I'm kind of slowly like, you're sad, right?
• 10:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: But... Green gets the money.
• 10:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: Dollar bills, you all, by the way.
• 10:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're singing you don't care.
• 10:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now at this point.
• 10:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
• 10:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: You can play it, keep going.
• 10:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Just play it low.
• 10:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, they're playing it out there, Charles Barkley starts singing it, dream on green starts singing it, and you're like, oh shit, she killed O'Neill, start singing it, and you're like, I would've been doing air piano, so high.
• 11:02
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, this one, and that one, pulling out Gats before, but it was just so rain for the sea.
• 11:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm watching the audience in the background, and I'm debating her of whether or not to go to bed, because I know I'm going to game five tonight of the games game.
• 11:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's been the most insane Stanley Cup series of all time, and I'm like, yo dude,
• 11:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you you can cut it now, but and so I'm like I'm watching as I'm like man, do I go to bed now and kind of rest up for tomorrow night because I know it's going to be a long night tonight But they're they're down by 30, but it's also like Wait a minute, no celebrities leaving Now we know these shit birds that are always a court side.
• 11:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: We just showed you them and when I was at the Falcon Super Bowl today
• 11:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, Taylor.
• 11:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, so pop up Taylor Swift was also there last night, which buyer self with her friends.
• 11:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: In a Stevie Nicks shirt.
• 11:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Not Travis Kelsey just buying herself with her girl friends saying Fockets 175.
• 12:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right.
• 12:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: The chat for the net.
• 12:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Give me four seats.
• 12:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, I like Stevie Nick look at this.
• 12:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at this.
• 12:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at this dude, play scows bug fuck and love it.
• 12:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: I want to say this about Taylor Swift.
• 12:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, she with Hargate.
• 12:18
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, she's sitting next to Hargate.
• 12:20
  [SPEAKER_08]: She's Marishko.
• 12:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: By the way, as far as New York icon, if you're sitting next to Hargate, or Christopher Maloney, like, yeah, yeah, dude.
• 12:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, I don't know how to say this.
• 12:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: She and the fucking streets party with people no way.
• 12:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: There was a near miss with a scooter brawn and Sidney Sweeney, as well.
• 12:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: They left early.
• 12:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: Stop it, sorry.
• 12:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: A little bit, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: This may, it came down to the last second.
• 12:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: I bet they would have hugged.
• 12:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't give a fuck if you leave two minutes early.
• 12:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: You would have missed the greatest game of all.
• 12:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, miss the greatest game of all.
• 12:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm just saying that's what was happening at the end of this game is like, I bet scooter brawn and Taylor Swift would have like hugged.
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know what I mean?
• 13:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think it was just like we're fine to bury the hatchet, like what?
• 13:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, there she is, the court side show we're there.
• 13:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Some of the people came out.
• 13:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think Ben's still a little bit scary.
• 13:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's all shooting right there.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's right there.
• 13:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's shooting his mouth and still a cam.
• 13:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 13:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, I who knows, but it's like part of the team's having a good.
• 13:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Part of their all partying and I'm sitting there and I'm like, okay, if the celebrities didn't leave,
• 13:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Stiller, how does Camo?
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: So I just came out.
• 13:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Stubborn isn't leaving.
• 13:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, I'll stay for just a little bit of this quarter.
• 13:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Just a little bit.
• 13:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, fuck it.
• 13:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, I was this close to going to, and I said, all right, fuck it.
• 13:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because...
• 13:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: The Falcons were trending last night on wine, and they were down 28 to three, oh, they were up 28 to three, and so everybody left the game.
• 13:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now, I'm in a box with Claim, Claim was on fucking lethal weapon at that time, and Mark Wahlberg is in the box next to us.
• 13:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: He ripped out his entire fucking family.
• 13:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Six kids, wife, everything, and got the fuck out of there, right?
• 14:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it's just like, we're not watching this shit.
• 14:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 14:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: So most celebrities leave if it's their favorite team and they're like, all right, I can't bear to watch this.
• 14:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: I wish you with time.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 14:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Or ham, ham, or, yeah.
• 14:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: That fucking ban that she's, they're only relevant because she's, she hangs out with them.
• 14:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know, one song, do you?
• 14:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: How'm it?
• 14:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: I do, it's not like a homing type ban.
• 14:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 14:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: And now, like a coupe, he knows nothing.
• 14:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Coup used to tell her her little biscuit and it's like, do rabbit.
• 14:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: He doesn't fucking know.
• 14:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: Rabbit can maybe find like their biggest song.
• 14:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: uh... him don't father and her father i'm not and blue come back in a way to talk with him spikaston
• 14:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: But since this celebrity's weren't leaving, I was like, man, been the energy and the buildings, we were saying starts going, I was like, I'll get this fucking five ten minutes, man.
• 14:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, and then I'm going about, like, I'm good.
• 14:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm gonna get this five ten minutes, and then, oh, they're down by only 23.
• 15:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, I guess another two minutes.
• 15:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, other only down by 18, and I was like, ah.
• 15:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, and then our child comes in and he's like, what's up there?
• 15:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can watch this game and it's cool.
• 15:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: Can I watch the game with you?
• 15:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, yeah, and I'm not gonna watch this for very much longer, buddy.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 15:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: We're going to bed.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know, cut to.
• 15:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: He's up to 12.30.
• 15:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: 12.45 in the morning with me and we're washing this and he was rooting for the spurs.
• 15:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: He likes Wemby.
• 15:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I'm just like, what the fuck is going on, dude?
• 15:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: And every celebrity had stayed, nobody left the building.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Maybe Cindy Sweeney did.
• 15:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's good or brawn, which
• 15:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: man, that will haunt your dreams to the rest of the life.
• 15:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe you just for the celebration of it all.
• 15:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: They're like, okay, we're going to go.
• 15:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Come back in NBA history, the ratings from the last game were higher than Michael Jordan when he was playing, which in this day and age was streaming and all that other shigs, they didn't have that back then.
• 16:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: is fucking impossible and I'm look you're happen to be in New York and you also get a young superstar in Wemby which which obviously two worlds collide but let's face it there's shallow man perfect blue play this
• 16:24
  [SPEAKER_08]: I'm like, I'm so wrong.
• 16:25
  [SPEAKER_08]: Look at her.
• 16:26
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gee, my God.
• 16:28
  [SPEAKER_03]: Oh, gee, oh, gee.
• 16:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: OK. Um, they're home.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're home.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're home.
• 16:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: By the way, they were home in the court afterwards, which is just altars in my mind.
• 16:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because I was watching this last night.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, oh, my God.
• 16:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're just letting all these people on the court.
• 16:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, they're all friends.
• 16:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Maybe they are.
• 16:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Who knows?
• 16:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: But as this is all going on last night, I'm thinking to myself, there's no way there's absolutely no way this is going to fucking happen.
• 16:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: This fucking dude man, they coulda just ran out the clock.
• 16:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: They could have thrown the ball straight up in the air like a child's game and just ran out the last five seconds of it and this guy was like, no, I'm going to try for a lap.
• 17:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: got blocked, drove down on the end of the court.
• 17:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Ball gets tipped in, find Larry David's reaction, because, again, this is not a sports show, but this was the first time that celebrities were so cut into a fucking game, besides Taylor Swift's at a chief scheme, where it was like 80 million different celebrities were just cut in and out of this game.
• 17:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: Whoever was doing the directing last night was on point, because,
• 17:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: It roped in everybody and every demographic.
• 17:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: You had a mole, right?
• 17:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: You had all the law and order fans.
• 17:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: You had the sign-felt fans.
• 17:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: You had everybody, because they're popping in and out of these people as the plays are going on.
• 17:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it felt like we're watching this celebrity basketball game like NBA All-Star game, or you're like, this isn't real.
• 17:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do you have the Larry David clip when the shock goes in here?
• 17:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Where he's pretending to have a heart attack?
• 17:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Or he might have been just having an actual heart attack on the floor.
• 18:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, see, yeah, do it from there.
• 18:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's see what happens from there.
• 18:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: I just pressed play.
• 18:06
  [SPEAKER_04]: Anyone right to the rim?
• 18:08
  [SPEAKER_04]: Perfect timing.
• 18:11
  [SPEAKER_04]: Look at that.
• 18:12
  [SPEAKER_04]: I mean, the first half of chance, 1.2, plenty of time to catch, get off a shot.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_04]: They're now out of time out of this fall going.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_04]: What do you look for with Santa Toneo?
• 18:22
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Oh, my god.
• 18:23
  [SPEAKER_04]: Obviously, the rim.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's watching.
• 18:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't believe it.
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: But Google Larry David.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: I go to Twitter and go to just, I just type in Larry David.
• 18:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's still trending right now.
• 18:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: From last night of him having this fucking mock heart attack and the God
• 18:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, it was during the game not afterwards.
• 18:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, he met up with sign float afterwards on the court.
• 18:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they kept the cameras rolling, too.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah.
• 18:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: Were you were like, holy shits?
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: They can't.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I know they do, but yeah, there he is right there.
• 18:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
• 18:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: There you go, Blue.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: God damn it, Blue.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: I love you.
• 18:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at this.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at Larry David.
• 18:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: So the way that they shot it inner cutting all the celebrities and all this other shit like there was no reason to be on a wide angle for that Unless you were trying to get some celebrities reaction that was live on television right Typically you zoom in for shit like that and you're just like oh, I see what you're doing here, man And now I'm all in and you're watching these people and then for me look at I was rooting for the fucking spurs last night So I was like, oh cool
• 19:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're up by one, big deal, if they lose this game, then they stayed for a 30-point comeback, and then lost, and I was like, that would be even worse.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so I was ready to see all these people crying on this other shit, and whatever, and it didn't materialize, like that.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Larry David comes out with sign-felds, and then type in Jerry Seinfeld in a Twitter.
• 19:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's been pretty fucking cool to these goddamn games, because they keep a costing him afterwards.
• 19:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it's the same thing every time.
• 19:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Jerry, what do you want to say about Palestine and each real bombing Palestine or whatever, he was fucking gone at this point and he finally said something, finally.
• 20:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: This is going viral all day today, all this morning.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_02]: Oh Jerry, what else I'm building?
• 20:16
  [SPEAKER_02]: What up?
• 20:17
  [SPEAKER_02]: Can we get a free Palestine?
• 20:22
  [SPEAKER_08]: It doesn't exist, it is real and this guy's reaction he's fucking pissed off the
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at that.
• 20:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because he knows it's gonna go viral.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know, it's like we've got it Oh my god, it was a fucking insane clip fucking wrong.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Look at him in the truth.
• 20:40
  [SPEAKER_02]: Look hold him fuck No, that's all it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it says it
• 20:58
  [SPEAKER_02]: And yeah, it was Jerry Sip and Larry David.
• 21:01
  [SPEAKER_02]: You know, I should ask Larry David.
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_02]: I should ask his students.
• 21:03
  [SPEAKER_02]: Do you see what they're doing though?
• 21:04
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're targeting Jews.
• 21:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: You say, and hey, do me alone.
• 21:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's just try to get a response from these guys.
• 21:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's the first time I've ever seen that.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Where usually you just see the clips, you don't see the people behind it.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go and go, yo, yo, you get that.
• 21:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yo, this is going to go mega viral.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yo, man, let's ask him about fucking Palestine.
• 21:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's ask all the Jews about Palestine.
• 21:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Whatever the fuck's going on, all right?
• 21:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it's just, you're hoping to get a reaction.
• 21:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Larry David has said nothing.
• 21:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Jerry Sip, I thought it said nothing, right?
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: No comment, no nothing, everything else.
• 21:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Finally, Seinfeld dude, after the greatest game in his life that he's ever watched in person.
• 21:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you, that's why I mean, like some people came out.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: As gay, he said that, I mean, he said that.
• 21:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: People are seconded to say there's Dick's last night that weren't gay.
• 21:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, it was just like, it all was your true soul.
• 21:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: True self was out.
• 21:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: And by the way, you catch me.
• 21:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Just like that, if that was my team.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, same thing.
• 21:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'd have been like, cool, go fuck yourself, man.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 22:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know.
• 22:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: So yeah, just all this interaction between Hollywood and the NBA in the moment and all this other shit like it's so rare that you see something like that I don't know what the ratings are going to be like from last night if they broke the record the night before Who fucking knows but then the Stanley cups from the same way where you're just like really shit the difference with the Stanley cup is you don't have celebrities
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: up against the glass.
• 22:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: You don't have that because New York, if it's on New York or LA, there's the two mechas that, yes, you can get all the celebrities in one place at the same time, but you can't get that in any other city.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Sorry, it's just not going to happen.
• 22:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you get a Denver, you're going to get a Peyton Manning sighting, or you're just like, okay, cool, there's just Peyton Manning, but it's not Taylor Swift.
• 22:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's not
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know, the whole cast of center in life.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's not the whole cast of sign.
• 22:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just a very end of this year.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 22:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And uh, watching this, I was like, holy, because I bet I'd bet the spurs, too.
• 23:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was just like, God damn it, man.
• 23:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't believe this happens, and then I felt sick.
• 23:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: It reminded me of the game that I was at, where I felt so sick as a fan, where I feel like I was gonna vomit all over the floor, where I was just like, oh, no, if you're a spurs fan today, you cannot shake that dirty ugly feeling that is buried way deep and down inside your soul right now.
• 23:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: And there's just no way out of this.
• 23:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: There's absolutely no fucking way out of this, but all the shots they had, blue, this is a great one too, this overhead.
• 23:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was like they had professional Hollywood directors in there.
• 23:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was like it was scripted.
• 23:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, let's show this.
• 23:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Andrew Schultz was there last night, I mean, it's just, it's every clip where you're like, holy fucking shit dude, it felt like a Hollywood movie last night, and it was the ones, I was like, man, even as a, like, I don't give a shit about the next, even as just like a podcast host, I'm glad that I didn't go to bed to watch the shit where I was just like, I've never seen anything like that, and if I would've missed that live as a sports fan, I would've been pissed, where I was just like,
• 24:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's it.
• 24:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Nobody will come back from 30 down ever again at half time.
• 24:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's fucking insane.
• 24:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 24:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, they're, they're living it up dude.
• 24:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're living it up in Wu Tang.
• 24:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can honestly say save New York City if they didn't come on at half time and get that energy in the building back somehow.
• 24:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 24:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's say it was fucking.
• 24:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Lizzo.
• 24:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's out there with a flu doing splits and everything else.
• 24:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: The crowd is probably like fuck this.
• 24:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm out of here, dude.
• 24:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm gone.
• 24:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: And you know, I'm like she's out on a scale at mid court.
• 24:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Was he in it?
• 24:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: No.
• 24:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh, Gaga for you guys.
• 24:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, it was.
• 24:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: And it didn't do it.
• 24:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: What what do you mean?
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Didn't get it going.
• 24:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, Gaga did.
• 25:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was I was up for Gaga cause everybody else to leave.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: They were they were pissed.
• 25:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, but yeah, I'm just saying it like didn't get.
• 25:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: the score difference.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, for the Patriots, no, no, no, no.
• 25:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: It had to be the perfect New York band that would be perfect moment.
• 25:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: And as soon as Charles bought, as soon as the whole crew live on air, started bobbing their heads and they started singing at the end of the segment with the Wu-Tang clan, I was like, well, I'll stay for five minutes.
• 25:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 25:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Um, because they had to protect you neck after that, and I was just like,
• 25:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Holy shit dude.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Come on.
• 25:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wu Tang clan saved New York City one last time, dude.
• 25:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wu forever.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that's going to be part of that moment forever, too, where you're just like, all right, fucking Wu Tang, dude.
• 25:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, that, that just brought the people together where they were like, all right, maybe there's something here, maybe there's something here.
• 25:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: And as the players in the locker room, you can hear that shit.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: You can hear it.
• 25:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah.
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: So it's not like it's soundproof in there.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now you can definitely hear everything that's going on.
• 26:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: And shit, it was one player at the Super Bowl.
• 26:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: It might have been Michael Jackson at halftime.
• 26:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wait, he just said, yeah, I'm going out to watch this.
• 26:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: The coach is like, what?
• 26:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's like, we're up by 40 bro.
• 26:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm going to watch Michael Jackson.
• 26:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then I'm really giving shit and popped out side.
• 26:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're just like, okay, cool man.
• 26:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: What are we what are you going to do at that point?
• 26:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're going to win the Super Bowl.
• 26:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: So you're just like, holy shit.
• 26:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: But it was a fun weird entertainment pop culture moment last night that yeah, I cannot believe all of them state.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now city swinging scooter brun.
• 26:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: What was the story there?
• 26:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: I didn't state and pan of them.
• 26:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: So I didn't see them.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, I mean, I think they like.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: within a suite.
• 26:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: The headline is like near miss of Taylor Swift.
• 26:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: So I'm sure they like stayed to the end, went to a different after party, like, you know, it's a big... Oh, shit, she was court-side.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: I guess so.
• 26:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they did show Sydney for the sweet.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's not court-side.
• 26:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's railside, right?
• 27:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think she's up, one.
• 27:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, you're right, there is a rail there.
• 27:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 27:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's a sweet, probably.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 27:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 27:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Usually like 12 seats in there.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: No shit, okay.
• 27:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: I...
• 27:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Guarantee it.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, so now seeing where they're sitting, I guarantee the call was made to Scooter Braun.
• 27:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: To what?
• 27:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go to the suite, don't come down to the floor, Seeds.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know if they've... Yeah.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: If they didn't want.
• 27:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah.
• 27:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: He just did an interview about a two days ago.
• 27:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Literally two days ago.
• 27:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it... Do you remember his comments were?
• 27:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Super interesting.
• 27:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, he goes, the whole Taylor Swift thing he goes in hindsight now, looking back at it, he goes, I never talked to her, he goes, I talked to her maybe two or three times, met her in real life, and he goes, it was pleasant, but at the end of the day, business is business, and he goes, it's not just me who owns the fucking company, but we all knew that.
• 27:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: So like, but it's the Jimmy Kimming thing where she fold the entire audience of like, I'm some fucking martyr for this record deal, and I was like,
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 28:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: And this, it did by the catalog for a higher price later, Taylor.
• 28:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Anyone you're lying about on the, in anyone that knows knows and, you know, it worked really well for her Normie fans that were like, oh my God, you're really fighting back against a man.
• 28:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're doing everything you have to do.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, you know,
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's just one of the nicest, hard-working dudes, too.
• 28:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I'm just, that whole thing will miss to find me forever.
• 28:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Of like Taylor Swift wanted to be this fucking martyr for this bullshit, but if that was the case, looking at those photos, 100%.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's too small on court side.
• 28:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: There's no way they would let them tell Taylor Swift would be like, hey, get this guy the fuck out of here.
• 28:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Sorry.
• 28:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, because she knows, she knows what her value is worth on cutaways on a game.
• 29:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: And she knows that she can't be seen like being pleasant with him, which I'm sure she would be.
• 29:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: She can't be either.
• 29:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right.
• 29:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: So...
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Call was me.
• 29:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, this makes sense.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: It looks like they went on the floor.
• 29:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, afterwards, sure.
• 29:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 29:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Sure.
• 29:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Um, but holy shit man.
• 29:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 29:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was, uh, it was a weird celebrity moment.
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: The last time I seen something like that in my entire life and I'm not kidding was a kid.
• 29:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was, um, uh, Celtics versus Lakers and Jack Nicholson and all those guys were down there and you were like, oh, flock to Denzel and everybody in here like, oh, man.
• 29:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, this is it, and they kept cutting back and forth to those guys.
• 29:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: When Kobe dropped 60, it was the same way, like Kanye, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z, Jack Nicholson, at finally, you know, that was the first time out of the fucking basement a while, and you were like, holy shit dude, this is wild.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it really did add to the same moment.
• 29:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: It added to the moment of what was going on where you were just cutting back and forth.
• 30:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I think the reason why is this, like when you're that rich,
• 30:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: and good for them, by the way, which I was.
• 30:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's so rare to see somebody that rich actually come out of their bullshit and you're just watching in genuine person.
• 30:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know what I'm saying?
• 30:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: You're just freaking out and you forget that cameras are on your and your famous.
• 30:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, I think that was part of it last night.
• 30:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: You're just like, they were, Adam Stanley was crying.
• 30:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: On camera last night, you were like, wait, what?
• 30:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: What the fuck dude?
• 30:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Adam Stanley was crying?
• 30:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: kids sitting there next to me and he goes dad it's happy Gilmore he's crying and I go he's happy buddy he's he's really happy for what's going on so yeah yeah it was fun I was fun last night's completely unexpected and again not a sports show but this is a rare moment where it just fucking crosses over and there you have it now we'll get back to fucking entertainment here and scary movie comes out this
• 31:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
• 31:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: 104 million globally.
• 31:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's six, scary movie six.
• 31:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: When was the last fucking book?
• 31:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: When was scary movie five for Christ six?
• 31:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: So we were just talking about this last week where it was like we're gonna take the kids or whatever.
• 31:19
  [SPEAKER_11]: 2013.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: 2013.
• 31:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: 13 years later.
• 31:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it breaks every fucking record for that franchise, unbelievable.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Unfucking believable and when I was on the phone today talking with some people from hearty athlete a mean this morning they were like hey did you see it I was like now You know the kids you're not in chat about it whatever and they were like dude Aniferis it was all the original people and I was like yeah, they were like how old are they now and I go Probably late 40s pull you up a Bluke an Aniferis press interview
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Why?
• 31:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, for this movie?
• 31:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 31:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I haven't seen her enough in a while.
• 31:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: She hasn't seen anyone in a while.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: Either.
• 31:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Stop it.
• 32:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's not doing a podcast anymore.
• 32:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.
• 32:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't think so.
• 32:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because of tax shepherds.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: No.
• 32:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wait, what's she married to?
• 32:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, she was married to.
• 32:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, they were married.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's right.
• 32:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that her, the scary memory from her?
• 32:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, it's she did a lot of different ones.
• 32:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: There was it's just a I know she's always been kooky.
• 32:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, she's always been kooky, but it's just it's been a while.
• 32:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think since she's Had to like get back out there on the circuit.
• 32:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: So
• 32:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: What do we have on this one?
• 32:36
  [SPEAKER_08]: Press play here.
• 32:37
  [SPEAKER_08]: This has been a journey.
• 32:38
  [SPEAKER_08]: This has been a journey, right?
• 32:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: They keep telling me to stop crying.
• 32:43
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I'm like, you know, this is scary movie.
• 32:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I had a violent origin story.
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: My first movie.
• 32:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was scared out of my mind.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: What wonderful.
• 32:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: to get to thank them all over and over for what they gave me the opportunity that I had in thanking Kenan and looking at them in the eyes and being like, you picked me.
• 33:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't believe you for so long.
• 33:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't believe it.
• 33:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: I didn't think I was funny.
• 33:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: You told me you loved me and you knew that.
• 33:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is the case.
• 33:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: Keep it like keep it short.
• 33:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: The movie is not a movie without you now.
• 33:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's right, that's right.
• 33:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that, what, what, what are those meds she's on because she's, she's looking in her lips and all that other shit coup is shaking.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, whatever she's on, I would love to try something.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 33:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: It could be a shit ton of aneral or like, I don't know.
• 33:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: But they also know she's doing it too slow for that.
• 33:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's on some boundaries for sure.
• 33:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Some downers.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe had a little sipy sip.
• 33:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: Again, I think it's a mama's people, it's Alexa Pro, it's a hint of Adderall and then a little bit of some kind of Benzo Xanx, whatever, and you kind of mix all those together so that you're both relaxed and able to talk.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: But then towards the end of the night, or if you have a little sippy sip, you know, you start talking to E.T about your violent, violent start
• 34:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: anyway.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Wow.
• 34:15
  [SPEAKER_08]: Look, it's not anything.
• 34:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's not anything.
• 34:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: crazy because she has always been really kooky but it's just interesting to see all these people back out there and you know when you haven't been out there and a while even her podcast was done in her like living room in her jammy jams you know what I mean so to to be back out there and having to like pick out the dresses and do the things and talk to the people you know yeah it's
• 34:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's going to be hard for some.
• 34:50
  [SPEAKER_11]: You've got to share your budget.
• 34:52
  [SPEAKER_11]: Comedy movies have not been a thing for a while.
• 34:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no, no.
• 34:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: This was a $20 million movie that made 104 opening weekend worldwide.
• 35:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Absolutely.
• 35:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: You're.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: You should.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Good.
• 35:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Share your share.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 35:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Shashes in it too.
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Amazing.
• 35:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: She actually the great her I saw in interview.
• 35:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's old school, you know, she's been doing shit forever.
• 35:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's a pro.
• 35:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's a pro.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's a fucking pro.
• 35:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 35:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 35:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, Anna Ferris has always been cool.
• 35:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's been on the street.
• 35:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's been on the street.
• 35:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it was a weed, guys.
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: You think, maybe?
• 35:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I don't know.
• 35:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: We visit these.
• 35:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was in a lot of it.
• 35:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was an edible.
• 35:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was too strong.
• 35:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Or you're just like, hey, dude, this is too fucking strong for me.
• 35:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: I shouldn't have done this.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Super strong.
• 35:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't want you to.
• 35:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're nervous, though.
• 35:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe some people, it helps.
• 35:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: I could not do interviews.
• 35:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: If I was nervous, the literal last thing that I would.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 35:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like we're surprised that that person was a little bit kooky.
• 35:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: that is why they picked her because she's just like so weird and kind of down for whatever.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I've told this story in the show in the past.
• 35:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: One of my homies was good friends with her, so like we used to go up there and she was just like, hey, she calls.
• 36:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's at my house.
• 36:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: She goes, hey, do you want, do you want to, do you want to, my bed?
• 36:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm getting a new bed and there's just one in the garage.
• 36:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do you want my bed?
• 36:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was Joey Kern.
• 36:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Kern was like, yeah, I'll take your bed.
• 36:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so we drove up there to get the bed the studio had sent over house bunny guys remember that movie
• 36:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: where she's the playmates?
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 36:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: And the movie, it was frames beautiful.
• 36:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was hanging in her garage next to the kind of like, what the fuck?
• 36:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Next to the bed.
• 36:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, the bed was out there, whatever.
• 36:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: So I'm dying laughing.
• 36:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I'm like, what's the story with this?
• 36:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they were like, oh, man, she's just a fucking free spirit.
• 36:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Everything else.
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: She had won the High Times Award.
• 36:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: And the bomb was on her mantle.
• 36:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: at her house.
• 36:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: She invites us in science.
• 36:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: We end up hanging out for a while.
• 36:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Turns out I had known her ex-husband, and I was like, oh shit, fuck, okay, cool.
• 36:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: And she starts offering the bomb.
• 37:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's the trophy.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: The actual trophy for winning high times of the year.
• 37:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, to like take care.
• 37:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Everyone was taking bomb hyps.
• 37:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was just like, this is awesome, dude.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: But she's just kind of off cookie hay.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: And listen, it's no, it's no shade.
• 37:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: I let someone that doesn't give a shit.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: She does not give a shit.
• 37:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was just, you know.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: It was just funny.
• 37:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 37:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a funny little press tour.
• 37:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think she made it.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: She made the press tour a thing, even.
• 37:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: Probably.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: The other person is...
• 37:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Type in my name in High Times Awards.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think I'm out here.
• 37:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: The other...
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm not kidding.
• 37:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: They go as holding the bomb.
• 37:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: type in Ross Patterson.
• 37:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Hi, time.
• 37:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: There it is.
• 37:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, fuck dude, right there.
• 37:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: That second photo in, uh, that was the fedora days, dude.
• 37:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: I just wore that shirt.
• 37:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Showing the both of you, dude.
• 37:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at look at the mirror face.
• 37:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, boy.
• 37:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: He practiced that.
• 37:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Hi, it's fuck.
• 38:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no.
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Hi, shit.
• 38:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: There is so much.
• 38:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: There is so much weed at this thing.
• 38:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was in trash bags.
• 38:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was in trash bags at the awards show.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know it was not my day loss.
• 38:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: I lost a bend Kingsley.
• 38:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Sir Ben Kingsley, and he didn't show up, and I was like he's not going to take that fucking bong home.
• 38:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: He would lose her.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: God damn it, dude.
• 38:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he was not on any of this.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Don't hold things out of like a joke.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: It is.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: But they all showed up.
• 38:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Seth, who else was there?
• 38:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Seth Rogan and Franco.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure.
• 38:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was a pineapple express.
• 38:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was the same here.
• 38:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: And so he was just like, what the fuck dude?
• 38:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Everybody's high as shit dude.
• 38:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Snoop Dogg.
• 38:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Fucking just, I mean, bricks of weed were everywhere.
• 38:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, how was this legal?
• 38:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's called the High Times Award.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 38:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Remember High Times Magazine?
• 38:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
• 38:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they had the fold-outs of like the prettiest weed, and you can hang that on your wall.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like the butt of the month.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And you were like, oh, and it was somebody's homegrown thing.
• 38:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they were like, yeah, dude.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm doing that.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: High Times Magazine.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that Tom and Sean, obviously?
• 39:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, that sounds great.
• 39:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: Cover.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_09]: Look at that.
• 39:08
  [SPEAKER_09]: Wow, that's better than any time magazine.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, she should have made it.
• 39:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, yeah, I love that.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: God, it was great.
• 39:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that's when magazines were fun.
• 39:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: You could do fun interviews.
• 39:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: They'd give you free weed, bombs, all that stuff.
• 39:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: Mm-hmm.
• 39:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, it was great.
• 39:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that Charlie Sheen on there?
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.
• 39:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, look at all this.
• 39:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Perfect.
• 39:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at the headline up there.
• 39:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Best grogier of the year.
• 39:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look dude, those were the days.
• 39:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Those were the days you had done.
• 39:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Hey man, work for it.
• 39:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: What's your fucking grow gear, dude?
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh man, here's my grow gear, man.
• 39:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: And here's what they do.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's fine.
• 39:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because it was like, you know, no one's, there's no YouTube showing you how to do it.
• 39:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: You guys have got a trade secret and try things out.
• 39:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: A sniff dog, stoner of the ear?
• 39:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, don't know.
• 39:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that may be the center of the century.
• 40:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 40:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Who's higher than this guy?
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 40:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Um, but yeah, that was fun.
• 40:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Sometimes, but just a little cookie.
• 40:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: Maybe she had we, maybe she had an edible, whatever it was.
• 40:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: And here's the thing, back then you could kind of get away with it, where it's like now, all this shit goes to a million different sites.
• 40:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, nobody can be fun anymore.
• 40:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know.
• 40:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: You can't be a, you know.
• 40:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: Weird, right?
• 40:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: So we're just like, you have to be totally buttoned up, totally perfect, totally on point.
• 40:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's all just boring.
• 40:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 40:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, just boring.
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, the other big bombshell was Rosie O'Donnell's face lift.
• 40:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Can we see a side by side?
• 40:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, shit, dude.
• 40:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: So I saw this.
• 40:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, whoa, whoa.
• 40:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: Did you say unrecognizable?
• 40:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: I need a side by side though.
• 40:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Very close to saying is this an AI clone?
• 40:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I did not believe it.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Are you serious?
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: She looks the Zack same.
• 40:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Come on.
• 40:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: She looks the Zack same.
• 41:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: I like showing me an older picture.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, no, no.
• 41:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: You have said enough.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_05]: You have shown enough.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Play the clip first.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right.
• 41:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 41:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is before and after.
• 41:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Do you see, so before, do you know which one is before and which one is after?
• 41:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, dude, that's a totally different person in the left.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: than this little fucking dress.
• 41:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at the face.
• 41:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: I understand.
• 41:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at the face, lift.
• 41:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: OK. You're telling me she doesn't look a million times better than the last one.
• 41:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: She doesn't, um, million?
• 41:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, look.
• 41:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, when you're this ugly, Jesse, like, it's kind of like when honey boo boo's mom, June fucking went on a exam pick, and you were like, well,
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now she'll get a little less and totally different person.
• 41:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: All right, so let's see the quiz.
• 41:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is maybe I can be convinced.
• 41:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Look at this.
• 41:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe I can be convinced.
• 41:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Other energy in New York right now we're kind of having a moment.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: I wanted to ask you feel that energy.
• 41:58
  [SPEAKER_06]: I feel the energy since I arrived two days ago.
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_06]: for the first time and maybe 10, 15 years there were paparazzi waiting for me at the airport.
• 42:06
  [SPEAKER_06]: I was like, what the hell is this?
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_06]: A throwback in time?
• 42:09
  [SPEAKER_06]: Did I walk through a portal?
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_06]: Like, it is not 1995, you know.
• 42:14
  [SPEAKER_06]: But it was wild.
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_06]: They want to see my face lift.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_06]: I'm like, if you had read the poem I wrote about it, nobody could see it.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's only from here down.
• 42:22
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's called a deep lower.
• 42:23
  [SPEAKER_06]: It's really to get rid of your chin and your sad lines.
• 42:27
  [SPEAKER_06]: Which they got, you know, it looks different.
• 42:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: She is, you know, her forehand, her makeup, her hair is long.
• 42:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, look at her forehand.
• 42:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: There's not one wrinkle in it, not one.
• 42:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: Now, Luke, we're really going to show Jesse what she was really looking like.
• 42:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: Pull up her TikTok.
• 42:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think if you just leave the house and you run a comb through your hair and you put on some makeup, you can really look quite different.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: You don't need to.
• 42:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you, understand how bad she was looking in these videos.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, it's disgusting.
• 42:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: It looked like she was dying of, uh, abstaining from the idea, or something.
• 43:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: She was just, like, her face was chipping off, and it was so gr- And she would make these videos right in front of her face, and you were just like, Jesus Christ, I cannot look at this anymore.
• 43:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: of a Rosyodon.
• 43:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're looking up Jesse Wiseman for some reason.
• 43:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wrong person.
• 43:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Just look up Rosyodon.
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm never going to ask you to do that.
• 43:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just so you know.
• 43:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, keep scrolling, scrolling, scrolling.
• 43:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think it was a funny job right away.
• 43:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: Far right.
• 43:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Far right.
• 43:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, no, no.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go back.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right.
• 43:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go to the top of the page.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Far right.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: There you go.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right there.
• 43:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: That was the last video that I saw.
• 43:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: Rosyodon, how are you?
• 43:47
  [SPEAKER_07]: hope you're good.
• 43:48
  [SPEAKER_07]: I am in New York, which is exciting.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: And I'm here for the summer.
• 43:53
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm going to do something here in New York.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_08]: It looks exciting.
• 43:57
  [SPEAKER_07]: It looks exciting about it tomorrow on the red carpet at the ponies.
• 44:02
  [SPEAKER_07]: And where you can get tickets if you'd like to come.
• 44:05
  [SPEAKER_07]: Oh, well, she's already had the face of their look for that.
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_07]: Would you?
• 44:08
  [SPEAKER_07]: I'm so excited.
• 44:09
  [SPEAKER_07]: I get to go with it.
• 44:10
  [SPEAKER_07]: This is for you.
• 44:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: I was too excited.
• 44:12
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's already had the face for it today.
• 44:14
  [SPEAKER_07]: Found all the, oh, so are you?
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: As I did.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_07]: It was so fun.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is after the face.
• 44:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is after the face.
• 44:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_11]: She looked this awful.
• 44:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm telling you.
• 44:23
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, she looks her age.
• 44:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: She looks her age.
• 44:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: She looks like Rosie O'Donnell.
• 44:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I just think it's a lot of money and time to, to, by the way, if you just leave the house and put on some makeup, you will feel just as good, just like, well, free face left.
• 44:44
  [SPEAKER_07]: conversation about Don Lemon and all of the reporters being targeted by the Department of Justice.
• 44:51
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's out of her mind.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_07]: She's unbelievable.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_07]: I think she had gotten it right then.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_07]: And she's on pain pills because you have to, well, we have to.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: You like wear a hoodie.
• 44:59
  [SPEAKER_05]: You put on a filter so they can't see the lake.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: The stitches and the cuts and stuff.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: So you're still going to insist on making videos about Don Lemon.
• 45:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: You've got to, you know, cover it up a little bit.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, dude.
• 45:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: We may be able to find something pre, huh?
• 45:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: I, she's so gross, you can skip it, look.
• 45:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't even look at her.
• 45:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that's why, by the way, how is one recognizable on the red carpet?
• 45:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: It smells like that looks like a, I.
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: How old is she?
• 45:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: Probably 68.
• 45:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's my guess.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: 68.
• 45:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: What do you, I, I could be wrong.
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: I could be wrong.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: Rosie O'Donnell, I should see old shoes.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: 64.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: 64.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: 64.
• 45:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: I mean, she looks 64, right?
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, 60 fucking four.
• 45:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: Get the point of this was just kind of like, I don't see any difference.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh-huh.
• 45:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, spend all that money, spend all that time.
• 45:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, for not that big of a difference.
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: But I guess I thought it was a massive difference.
• 46:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: I thought it was AI.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: I thought this clip was AI.
• 46:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, there's no fucking way to do it.
• 46:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, she does have less of a, like a jelly thing.
• 46:10
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like extensions too, like what?
• 46:12
  [SPEAKER_09]: Like, yeah, I think so.
• 46:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: It was like the the photo on the right.
• 46:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's a train wreck and the photo on the left.
• 46:18
  [SPEAKER_09]: She's a car crash.
• 46:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's still a disaster, but not quite as bad.
• 46:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like that, you know, you can at least look at that where you can drive by and look at it really slow.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: And you're like, oh, shit, that's what happened.
• 46:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: You're not seeing any violence.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: You're not the one.
• 46:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, hey, dude, I got kids in the back.
• 46:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: You guys got to look the other way.
• 46:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Close your eyes.
• 46:35
  [SPEAKER_10]: This is gonna be bad.
• 46:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: This is gonna be awful.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: What I'm driving by.
• 46:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: She's also wearing like more makeup on the left too.
• 46:40
  [SPEAKER_11]: She just looks more prepared in general.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, okay.
• 46:43
  [SPEAKER_11]: So go to that picture on the right.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_11]: It's right there.
• 46:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right there.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, yes, yes, right there.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yes.
• 46:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's not hard.
• 46:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: Is it, I think that's a film that's been doctored.
• 46:54
  [SPEAKER_09]: Okay.
• 46:55
  [SPEAKER_11]: That's when you bring it in a Photoshop and you turn the clarity filter all the way.
• 46:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, exactly.
• 47:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Thank you, should do.
• 47:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 47:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Gosh.
• 47:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Rosie O'Donnell.
• 47:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, but when I popped up in my feet, I was like, holy fuck.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're like, who is that?
• 47:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: It looks a lot better than she did.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: She does.
• 47:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: And maybe it's like Steve Bannon.
• 47:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Maybe it is good that it doesn't look that much different, right?
• 47:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like you wouldn't want Rosie O'Donnell to be like, shh, Chris Jenner, right?
• 47:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: You just have little things done that make a difference.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 47:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 47:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I just didn't see that much of a difference, but what is she doing here?
• 47:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's the other thing that I had no idea what you said.
• 47:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Was that the Tony's?
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's right.
• 47:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, she was there.
• 47:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I kind of still don't know why, but she was at the top east.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, she's been living in, remember she moved when Donald Trump got in and I think she's living overseas.
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, really?
• 47:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 47:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: now she's back and so is who's the other two let's be honest and portion yeah they're back as well she doesn't hairline double island that's right just outside double oh so she got out of there before the fucking writing i see okay i thought they moved back or did they just buy another property and i'm sure they have multiple multiple yeah yeah
• 48:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, so when they say, oh, we're getting out of here.
• 48:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like, we're not selling any of our monocido stuff.
• 48:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: We're just buying another place somewhere else, right?
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's not like, I'm leaving forever.
• 48:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, you still have equity in the US.
• 48:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, you still have property here.
• 48:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: So like, shut up.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm sure.
• 48:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't think she's sold any of that shit.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: She didn't.
• 48:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I think she purchased more.
• 48:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: But she's not like living there.
• 48:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's gonna be living.
• 48:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: She's out of here.
• 48:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: She was super fucking rich.
• 48:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yes, it's super rich.
• 48:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: People forget how rich she is where you're like, oh, can you really afford to do all this?
• 48:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, yes, yes, you can.
• 48:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so can Ellen.
• 48:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: She's this Christ.
• 49:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Ellen's, I think that that property she bought was like $40 million.
• 49:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Minced nuts that type of money they have.
• 49:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, absolutely insane.
• 49:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: And oh, $80 million?
• 49:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that what it says?
• 49:11
  [SPEAKER_07]: for Rosie.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, boy, probably.
• 49:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: I would have even said a little higher.
• 49:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: All this celebrity networks should have bullshit, but it's a good fun gas.
• 49:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, dude.
• 49:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: But.
• 49:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: uh... movies are are fucking back and then this weekend blue holy shit this morning your your prediction uh... was the prediction that came out this morning wait what what happened sixty five million for uh... disclosure day for the steelburg movie yeah i'm i'm uh... medium yes i'm
• 49:47
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm going to see him.
• 49:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's me.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, maybe that's why he's like so good at the looking up.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: He can like know what you're talking about.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 49:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: But when I saw that number this morning, I was like, no fucking way, blue got that.
• 50:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's what they were projecting there at a minimum.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think it's going to be higher.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: No, medium is different than psychic because dead people are telling you the stuff, right?
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: So like our grandpa's here being like, hey, right?
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: OK.
• 50:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: So he's a medium.
• 50:17
  [SPEAKER_07]: Yeah.
• 50:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: And somebody, somebody, dead, told him about the 65.
• 50:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm a small, you know, I'm a small, not a medium.
• 50:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm a small.
• 50:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, I saw that.
• 50:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, holy shit, man.
• 50:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, movies are really, really fucking back.
• 50:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: And, uh, and then Nick Cage, this cage of songs we're going through right now is just, he's everywhere.
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Holy, I mean, shit.
• 50:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, I mean, it's been going on for you and I saw that movie how many years ago for Remember when you played himself?
• 50:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, it's a great fucking movie and I can't remember the name of it But you know, we watched in theaters.
• 50:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's how that's so good.
• 50:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, the unbearable weight of massive talent Yes, yeah, that movie was also fucking good and Last night he's popping up.
• 51:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: I guess he's in the new spider man That's my man.
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's spider man.
• 51:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes
• 51:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: How is it?
• 51:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's a new arm.
• 51:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's a different version.
• 51:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's not a version of Spider-Man.
• 51:16
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like the black and white.
• 51:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right, during the game last night, because again, we're doing the shows the next day.
• 51:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'll try to study, study up on what's going on, so we can talk about the next day.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was next, next, next Taylor Swift, all the other fun stuff, and then Nick Cage, and I was like, well, shit, is he at the game?
• 51:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, no, the new Spider-Man thing just dropped.
• 51:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's a TV show.
• 51:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: is what it is on Amazon.
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, so I've already started watching that last night.
• 51:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: They were like, hey dude, I never thought I'd love Nick Cage's Spider-Man, but here we are.
• 51:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I remember playing this trailer maybe a year ago on the show or a year and a half ago.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: And yeah, dude, people fucking loved it.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And now he's could potentially, you know, I don't want to jinx it, be up for an Oscar with his Madden movie.
• 52:02
  [SPEAKER_11]: Um, and the interesting thing about the show is that they released two versions of it.
• 52:06
  [SPEAKER_11]: One of them is in color and the others in black and white, which is kind of interesting.
• 52:10
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes, he, he's a kisekuki bird as well, which is why we love him.
• 52:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: But he, this was his insistence, basically, that he wanted, you know, people to see.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: actual noir, right, and kids to kind of be eased into it, if you will.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like you can see it in color, but like the black and white, he says, will really take you there.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, is there, can you pop out there was a trailer right above it?
• 52:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: Just play a little clip of it to see here.
• 52:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was not the same article that you popped up because now I'm curious like everybody was talking about it last night But there was no fucking way I was turning that game off.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like sorry, bro Can you imagine you're like I started watching sorry about a smuddy page is spider me Oh, and I missed that game I give some oil
• 53:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: The universe tries to get us off.
• 53:11
  [SPEAKER_08]: The universe tries to get us off.
• 53:13
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh, this looks terrible as fuck.
• 53:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, okay.
• 53:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: You don't do this much to go home.
• 53:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: We haven't done this much to go home.
• 53:42
  [SPEAKER_08]: but I think you're prepared for the new meta-on.
• 53:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Shit, I'm all in, dude.
• 53:48
  [SPEAKER_08]: Got me, Grollin's six minutes!
• 53:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: That was such a big night.
• 54:00
  [SPEAKER_08]: I've got to be in a hole in that, that was such a big night.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_08]: We're chasing Go.
• 54:08
  [SPEAKER_08]: We're chasing Go.
• 54:09
  [SPEAKER_08]: This is the only chance to get that shot down.
• 54:12
  [SPEAKER_08]: I can't stop, I don't want you waiting for him.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_08]: All right, here we go.
• 54:15
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• 54:16
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• 54:16
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• 54:16
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• 54:17
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• 54:17
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• 54:17
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• 54:18
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• 54:19
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• 54:19
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• 54:19
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• 54:20
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• 54:20
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• 54:20
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• 54:22
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• 54:22
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• 54:23
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• 54:24
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• 54:26
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• 54:26
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• 54:27
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• 54:28
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• 54:28
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• 54:29
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• 54:29
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• 54:29
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• 54:37
  [SPEAKER_05]: When is that coming out?
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uh, I heard they're gonna set it up for the award season.
• 54:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: So that would, it would usually be October through December, somewhere in there.
• 54:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'll look up the date for Madden, the movie.
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: Blue, and soon when that's coming out, because I think it's Christian Bale too, right?
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, Christian Bale's in it with them.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_08]: Oh.
• 54:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: November 26th.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Nailed it.
• 54:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, damn it, Ross.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Way to go.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Way to go.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Way to go.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's like you're a medium.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yes, so if it was Spider-Man this, who, if you would tell me in 2026, Nick Cage is going to be bigger than he ever was, I would be like no way.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: 98.
• 55:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: 98.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: 97.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: 98.
• 55:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Whenever, Con, air and face-off came on.
• 55:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: I thought it was possible.
• 55:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: Only one of those movies came out that year.
• 55:39
  [SPEAKER_09]: They came out the same year.
• 55:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Go to, yeah, you bought it.
• 55:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Gox on this mode, Joe.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Did you guys fight about this on crime corner?
• 55:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Every night.
• 55:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: We can't do it anymore.
• 55:49
  [SPEAKER_05]: But I still don't do it.
• 55:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'll still do it.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Because go to box office, Mojo.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Tell me when.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Pop that picture on screen.
• 56:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that Christian bail is actually unrecognizable.
• 56:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can see Nick H. That looks like Mickey Roar came out.
• 56:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: I did a double take.
• 56:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, holy shit.
• 56:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's going to die in an hour from all the way that he's losing going up and all the shit.
• 56:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: But whatever, man, he's great.
• 56:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nick H. has always been the best.
• 56:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's always been the best.
• 56:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know you've loved him, so Jesse's favorite movie is... Baby Mustache?
• 56:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: No.
• 56:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: The other one was Cher.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Moonstruck.
• 56:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, Moonstruck.
• 56:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Well, my favorite line to say is from leaving Las Vegas, where he's like, I'm a prickly pair.
• 56:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm a prickly pair.
• 56:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: There you go.
• 56:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: When he falls on the glass table and there's glass, that's from leaving Las Vegas, sorry.
• 56:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: But Moonstruck, one of my favorites.
• 56:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Johnny has his hand.
• 56:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Johnny has his wife, right?
• 56:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yep.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: One of the greatest, right?
• 56:58
  [SPEAKER_05]: He has always been Arizona.
• 57:00
  [SPEAKER_05]: Reggie Suga, Mary.
• 57:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: Arizona's one of my favorite movies of all time.
• 57:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Raising Arizona, Peggy Suga, Mary.
• 57:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um... What was the one with the girl?
• 57:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: He was the cop with the waitress and they won the lottery.
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh my god, it could happen to you.
• 57:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Literally, there is not one Nicholas Cage movie that's not good.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: And later, here we are, not good.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: And Nicholas Cage is still kicking ass.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Kick in fucking ass.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then go to face off.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: See what year that came out.
• 57:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, shit.
• 57:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, well, here was the fall.
• 57:32
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then also go to con air.
• 57:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: With it con air and face off?
• 57:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: Connaire and face off right.
• 57:37
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, it was Connor.
• 57:38
  [SPEAKER_11]: Same here.
• 57:39
  [SPEAKER_11]: Six off came out in 1997.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uh-huh.
• 57:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: And then when did and then when did Connor come out.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_11]: Also in 1997.
• 57:48
  [SPEAKER_09]: You just thought you you believe everything you see on the internet Jesse.
• 57:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: I remember nineteen nineteen.
• 57:54
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's more discerning.
• 57:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: He really, like, if there's stuff on the internet, he's always like, mmm, but I don't know.
• 58:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Where I'm very much, like, if you tell me it came out in 1997, it was a year.
• 58:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: All right, so it was a weird story.
• 58:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: What are you doing in movies?
• 58:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because I saw all of them.
• 58:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was a national treasure, conner, gone in 60 seconds, face off, uh, what was the other one?
• 58:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Was he on the rock?
• 58:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: The rock.
• 58:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh God, the rock.
• 58:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you guys see period of time, be one of his greatest movies.
• 58:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: There was like nine movies in a row in the 90s, where you were just like, holy shit, he's unstoppable.
• 58:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: And we're shit went off the rails for him is he was obsessed with playing Superman, obsessed with it, and his own shit trying to get himself to be Superman.
• 58:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that was gonna be with Kevin Smith.
• 58:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's been in his mind, Joe.
• 58:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 58:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is that the Goo Goo Doll song?
• 58:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: The one that's viral right now.
• 58:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: What was your dad like in the 90s?
• 58:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I don't know where I'm going to be.
• 58:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that's the city of angels.
• 58:59
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, that's the greatest by the Google Dolls.
• 59:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: I was made.
• 59:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: The Google Dolls, I think, career.
• 59:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: 40 years later, dude, he's just fucking adaptation.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Gang back in.
• 59:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Fucking, I mean.
• 59:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, it's endless.
• 59:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's endless.
• 59:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm glad.
• 59:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Same here.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm happy.
• 59:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do you know how possible that is, though, to maintain a career that long.
• 59:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's fucking impossible.
• 59:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: It really is to hang in there.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think there is.
• 59:27
  [SPEAKER_05]: There is to be.
• 59:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: What you're missing.
• 59:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Which is what he is.
• 59:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, here's the other part.
• 59:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: What you're missing is, there was a hundred movies in between.
• 59:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: These.
• 59:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: That we had to do for town.
• 59:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: That we had to do for town.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 59:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: And he literally came out and said, hey, guys, please, I have to do this to pay my taxes.
• 59:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know, but they weren't horrible.
• 59:45
  [SPEAKER_10]: He'd signed on for Rescue 16 for Christ 6.
• 59:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know, I'm just saying, like, the stuff that he ended up doing.
• 59:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: Well, here's, here was his response, and I have always loved this response, and this is why I love Nicholas Cage.
• 59:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: His response was, I'm still, I don't care what these movies are.
• 1:00:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm still going to give it the best possible performance.
• 1:00:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can, like, I'm in any other movie.
• 1:00:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that's all you can expect.
• 1:00:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's a family man.
• 1:00:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Family man.
• 1:00:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: Family man is my Christmas.
• 1:00:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Love family man.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Movie.
• 1:00:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, it's good.
• 1:00:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's a great movie.
• 1:00:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:00:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, the run he was on was insane.
• 1:00:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then he had to pay for taxes.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: And all the other shit.
• 1:00:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: He didn't get Superman.
• 1:00:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then boom, fucking 20 years later.
• 1:00:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's...
• 1:00:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: crackin' through and fuckin' spider-man and all this crazy kid.
• 1:00:31
  [SPEAKER_09]: Red tile owner.
• 1:00:33
  [SPEAKER_09]: Did you guys ever watch Willie's Wonderland?
• 1:00:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: Willie's Wonderland.
• 1:00:37
  [SPEAKER_09]: It's sort of a five-night at Freddy's knockoff.
• 1:00:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Was that one of the tax ones?
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I tell you.
• 1:00:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that was one of the tax ones that I loved.
• 1:00:43
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
• 1:00:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like, like, some of his best shit was during that I need to do it for my own stuff.
• 1:00:50
  [SPEAKER_09]: And Willie's tried.
• 1:00:51
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, and Willie's Wonderland, he spends the entire movie saying, like, maybe a grand total of five lines and then at the very end of it, this, like, young Latina chick that was another one of the characters in the movie, they've had almost no interaction, he just walks up to her, he's like, get in, she hops in his car and they drive off into the sunset together, it's a fucking great movie.
• 1:01:09
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think he paid off his taxes in like 2009 and this came out in 2021.
• 1:01:16
  [SPEAKER_11]: So I don't think Yeah, he was in debt at this point, but yeah crazy movie.
• 1:01:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: He was just kind of like all right.
• 1:01:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: This is what I'm doing I think he really like will take he's like me.
• 1:01:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's like I'll take anything and see what I can do with it
• 1:01:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: He got the New York Times, you know, Sunday interview treatment, and he just, that's just, who he is.
• 1:01:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: He's like, I've made a lot of mistakes, I bought a lot of shit.
• 1:01:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: He bought the Ellison Man's Bones.
• 1:01:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:01:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: I bought a lot of shit.
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know?
• 1:01:48
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm impulsive.
• 1:01:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now he is, he is Charlie Sheen, if Charlie Sheen never,
• 1:01:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: went down the crazy drug road because him and Cage were thickest thieves, the exact same kind of crazy, the exact same kind of intellectual great actor but also wanted to be crazy.
• 1:02:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: He just somehow made it out of there.
• 1:02:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: And listening to him is like listening to the Charlie Sheen most recent interview, but without all the craziness behind it.
• 1:02:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: So it's him being able to say, like, look, I like a martini.
• 1:02:32
  [SPEAKER_08]: You know, I like a martini.
• 1:02:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: I maybe bought some stuff.
• 1:02:36
  [SPEAKER_05]: I shouldn't have bought, right?
• 1:02:38
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's a pretty good breakfast.
• 1:02:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: Can you share something I love about?
• 1:02:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
• 1:02:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love it.
• 1:02:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: We should start stitching together.
• 1:02:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: My house is a cup.
• 1:02:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: And off the cuff impressions, because Jay ain't necessarily got me in the other day.
• 1:02:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm a prickly pair, right?
• 1:02:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Jay, your Jay ain't stopping me in the other day.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know.
• 1:02:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was thinking about it on the drive home after this show.
• 1:02:57
  [SPEAKER_05]: And I was like, oh, yeah, it drives myself.
• 1:02:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was really good.
• 1:03:01
  [SPEAKER_10]: It was really good.
• 1:03:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I told you, I loved the ones that are just like, sounds, sounds, noises, or pauses, or whatever it is.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:03:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:03:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because that's how it always starts.
• 1:03:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, tell it always starts like that's how people get into impressions.
• 1:03:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: What I do is just keep that first part going.
• 1:03:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: There are people who have to have one word that gets them into the... Yeah, yeah.
• 1:03:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I only go that far.
• 1:03:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's kind of like my Nick Nolty.
• 1:03:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's only one word.
• 1:03:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: I can't do any phrases, sentences, nothing.
• 1:03:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: But it starts with... Yeah.
• 1:03:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh yeah, damn it.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: And that's it.
• 1:03:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's the only Nick Nolty impression I have.
• 1:03:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you ask me to do more than that one word, the answer is no.
• 1:03:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: I cannot do it.
• 1:03:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: And Jennifer Aniston, as soon as you did that, if you walked into a party, it was in the right home.
• 1:03:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: If you walked into a party and was like, Pictionary, and you were describing something, where you can't talk, you can't say words, and you just did those noises that you did.
• 1:03:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: I would be like, that's fucking J and I stood.
• 1:03:56
  [SPEAKER_05]: Or friends, or like, whatever I was trying to convey.
• 1:04:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: I would say Jennifer Aniston.
• 1:04:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: And so he owns this skeleton?
• 1:04:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes, so you own this dinosaur, body, and...
• 1:04:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: I love him.
• 1:04:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: a stolen Mongolian dinosaur story so i know the story to this one um well it's right here and not no so he goes over to this is during the taxes and shit he goes over to decaprio's house and he tries to sell this fucking skeleton to Leonardo Caprio
• 1:04:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: to Caprio should have bought it.
• 1:04:31
  [SPEAKER_05]: Just for the story.
• 1:04:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think he might have.
• 1:04:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Types are live.
• 1:04:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Typen, Leona and Caprio in Nick Cage, Dinosaur, and see if the story pops up.
• 1:04:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because this was one of the most bananas stories I ever heard of, like, I think, to Caprio whenever it was house.
• 1:04:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was like, holy shit.
• 1:04:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: You would dinosaur and he was like, yeah, man, you should get one of these.
• 1:04:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: He was like, shit, do you want to buy this?
• 1:04:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: And something happened in the last second.
• 1:04:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: Where he was like, eh, I don't think I'm going to do this.
• 1:05:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Or he might have bought it off to Caprio?
• 1:05:02
  [SPEAKER_05]: Or you found out it was- He outbid him.
• 1:05:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's what it was for the skull, right?
• 1:05:07
  [SPEAKER_11]: Was it a skull?
• 1:05:08
  [SPEAKER_11]: Yeah, I think it was that, that is, scale time I just showed you.
• 1:05:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: So, here's what happens is that this, they do this thing this auction and everything else.
• 1:05:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: The Mongolian people were unaware that this skull was out there, so they were, they took it back and caged, what did he spend on this?
• 1:05:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: He lost all of it.
• 1:05:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: 270,000.
• 1:05:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: Okay, so 270 grand and then they took it from him and he got nothing.
• 1:05:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: because it was a historic relic from this country.
• 1:05:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right.
• 1:05:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: And he legally, the government has so he just lost that money basically.
• 1:05:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: And he was trying to, at one point, sell it back to DiCaprio and all this other shit.
• 1:05:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's the crazy shit that he was doing to it.
• 1:05:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then the elephant man's bones.
• 1:05:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Imagine rolling over there.
• 1:05:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Right, dinner.
• 1:05:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: What do you got there?
• 1:05:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's a dinosaur skull.
• 1:05:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then who's those bones of those?
• 1:05:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, that's the elephant man.
• 1:06:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, then you want some shark cuter here?
• 1:06:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, that is definitely like what it is like, well, it was a little bit in the movie, wasn't it?
• 1:06:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: That where he played himself.
• 1:06:11
  [SPEAKER_05]: You know, when he's walking through his place, it's kind of like that.
• 1:06:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like he's showing all of his relics that are actually his.
• 1:06:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:06:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: So, you know, he's very aware of how bonkers all of that is.
• 1:06:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: And he does, he has all of it.
• 1:06:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: And he used to live at the top of Mohon Drive, and it was this weird, windy drive way that went all the way up.
• 1:06:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: That made him appear like he lived in this castle.
• 1:06:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: And he had this Asian wife.
• 1:06:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was just, it like all of his stories are so fucking bizarre.
• 1:06:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: If he wrote a book about his life and did the audio book for it, it would be a bestseller for fucking three years.
• 1:06:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Imagine hearing Nick Cage read his own audio book about these crazy fucking stories.
• 1:06:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: I hope so.
• 1:07:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: One would hope, um, especially after the success of the McConaughey had.
• 1:07:04
  [SPEAKER_10]: Holy shit.
• 1:07:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:07:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was looking at the audio charts today.
• 1:07:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, well, actually, the success of the, the success that sheen had.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:07:12
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:07:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's more in that vein than McConaughey for sure, but you want to hear him.
• 1:07:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: telling it.
• 1:07:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: You want to hear it.
• 1:07:21
  [SPEAKER_05]: It should be an audio book released only.
• 1:07:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: So in this minute, this is another credit to you.
• 1:07:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, for audio books.
• 1:07:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do you know the final inch this one right here?
• 1:07:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: The audio book that you did?
• 1:07:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's number 35 in the world today.
• 1:07:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: This morning when I woke up, it's 35 in the world today.
• 1:07:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's that came out two months ago.
• 1:07:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, if you do a good audio book, it'll really fucking last, especially in today's world.
• 1:07:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, I was stunned when I went to the Amazon rankings.
• 1:07:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, wait, what?
• 1:07:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's still, it's still two months later.
• 1:07:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then look after that.
• 1:07:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: Thank you.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at that.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Look at that.
• 1:07:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did
• 1:08:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: Two months of fucking, I didn't even bother looking at the charges.
• 1:08:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, uh, usually it's, you're two or three weeks.
• 1:08:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: We, we were on there for two weeks in a row, right?
• 1:08:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then it's out, you're out at that top 15, you're gone.
• 1:08:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then, uh, I just refreshed the page because it was sitting up there when I was going through that fucking computer hacking bullshit.
• 1:08:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was just like, oh my God, this, there's no way.
• 1:08:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: So imagine if Nick Cage did it, that would be number one for two years in a row.
• 1:08:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I look at McConaughey's.
• 1:08:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think his was like 63 weeks in a row in the New York Times by Southwest.
• 1:08:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because they have an audio book category now too.
• 1:08:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: So it was some crazy statistic where I was just like, whoa, and I know he's working on a sequel.
• 1:08:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, three of them.
• 1:08:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: Or it's like, hey, dude, can you just keep doing things as Matthew McConaughey that'd be great?
• 1:08:49
  [SPEAKER_10]: So people can listen to it?
• 1:08:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, it's that.
• 1:08:52
  [SPEAKER_09]: So soothing.
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_08]: Have you listened to it yet?
• 1:08:53
  [SPEAKER_09]: Have you listened to Greenless?
• 1:08:55
  [SPEAKER_05]: Um, I have not.
• 1:08:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: When he was in the show, they sent us an advance copy.
• 1:08:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's so soothing that you could just go to sleep to it, where you're just like, all right, there we were.
• 1:09:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:09:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Somebody dragged me out of the van, beat me in the head with rock.
• 1:09:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:09:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Wait, what?
• 1:09:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: Right, right.
• 1:09:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, what was the stat on that?
• 1:09:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: How many consecutive weeks for this fucking thing?
• 1:09:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: I want to say it was 63.
• 1:09:16
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, it was like a full year.
• 1:09:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: And it was during COVID.
• 1:09:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: Remember that?
• 1:09:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: So nobody had any entertainment and they were just like, yeah, fuck yeah, dude.
• 1:09:25
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, green lights.
• 1:09:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's rock.
• 1:09:27
  [SPEAKER_10]: Give me a cage.
• 1:09:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: What would you call it?
• 1:09:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: What would you call the Nick Cage book, though?
• 1:09:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: Uncaged?
• 1:09:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: I have to, right?
• 1:09:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: Guys, I was, I was, you and I were right on the same page.
• 1:09:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was, I thought the same thing.
• 1:09:39
  [SPEAKER_10]: Uncaged.
• 1:09:40
  [SPEAKER_05]: or a prickly pair.
• 1:09:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: I mean, no, no.
• 1:09:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: I think he leans into who he is.
• 1:09:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I've got to go on kid.
• 1:09:45
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nick uncaged.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:09:46
  [SPEAKER_11]: I'm not sure the ranking, but it has 185,000 ratings on a audible.
• 1:09:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: What, so?
• 1:09:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: That is nuts, dude.
• 1:09:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: I do not mind like fifth.
• 1:09:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: I never asked for fucking ratings or reviews ever.
• 1:09:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: I showed you guys don't either.
• 1:10:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: What?
• 1:10:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: As for ratings and reviews, we do as well.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: We do.
• 1:10:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: We ask, and do you guys think that's on the show?
• 1:10:07
  [SPEAKER_05]: The top in the end.
• 1:10:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: I should start doing that.
• 1:10:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Every show.
• 1:10:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: I should start doing that.
• 1:10:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's, yeah, kind of a fucking care.
• 1:10:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, all of them care.
• 1:10:17
  [SPEAKER_05]: What we also say is like we're asking you to do another thing as you're on Patreon.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_10]: No, I know.
• 1:10:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: Which you've already signed up.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: I know.
• 1:10:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Now I'm asking you to write and review.
• 1:10:26
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's what I feel guilty about.
• 1:10:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: All my things.
• 1:10:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: I know.
• 1:10:30
  [SPEAKER_10]: I always feel guilty about it, or I'm just saying.
• 1:10:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: I give him something to kind of do, like, you know, coop doesn't have an Instagram.
• 1:10:38
  [SPEAKER_05]: So just use the rating and review to like, send him a message.
• 1:10:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, my God.
• 1:10:43
  [SPEAKER_10]: Oh, my God.
• 1:10:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, because he can't interact.
• 1:10:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: I mean, you basically, but you read all the comments, you like, yeah, if you're one of those people, you know, the comments.
• 1:10:51
  [SPEAKER_05]: So yeah, all the Spotify comments every week is basically, I, you know, I'll tell people the comments there are basically how you communicate with Koo.
• 1:11:00
  [SPEAKER_09]: That's how to slide into my DM.
• 1:11:01
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is it really?
• 1:11:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yes.
• 1:11:03
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yes.
• 1:11:04
  [SPEAKER_05]: His Instagram.
• 1:11:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: Never gutters back for drinking bros, by the way.
• 1:11:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, he never got his back.
• 1:11:09
  [SPEAKER_05]: His was at the next game probably on that Samsung.
• 1:11:13
  [SPEAKER_09]: Didn't know you were.
• 1:11:14
  [SPEAKER_09]: So it was originally stolen by somebody with the Samsung phone out in New York.
• 1:11:19
  [SPEAKER_09]: And I just got another alert yesterday or day before yesterday that somebody in Tobago is locking into my old Instagram account.
• 1:11:25
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay, so maybe they went to New York, they went from New York to there.
• 1:11:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: or somebody else just stole it.
• 1:11:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: Drinky Bros was admittedly, and I wanted to say it was like turkey or something like that, and I was just like, and because the problem with it is, if you, they put like a 168 count on her and sending it comments in like under two minutes, problem is that it drives it up, and then it doesn't give the advertisers the realistic expectations of what your numbers are.
• 1:11:52
  [SPEAKER_10]: So like, hey, bro, were you doing this?
• 1:11:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I was like, no, no, I'm not.
• 1:11:56
  [SPEAKER_10]: I get a call in the middle of the night.
• 1:11:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: I was like, no, I'm not.
• 1:11:58
  [SPEAKER_10]: I'm like, I don't fucking use any, that shit.
• 1:12:00
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they were like, okay, we're just checking.
• 1:12:03
  [SPEAKER_10]: Because they sell ads off that.
• 1:12:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: So leave coup comments on crime corner.
• 1:12:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: Shit.
• 1:12:08
  [SPEAKER_10]: Every other goddamn show is available for comments on Spotify, except for that one.
• 1:12:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: So yeah, leave.
• 1:12:14
  [SPEAKER_10]: Go there, that helps.
• 1:12:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: It does help.
• 1:12:16
  [SPEAKER_09]: Yeah, I check them every single week.
• 1:12:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Fuck, I wish the drink of rose ones are back, huh?
• 1:12:20
  [SPEAKER_05]: The case that is gonna be coming out Friday.
• 1:12:24
  [SPEAKER_05]: Part one was a listener's suggestion, and we show you out from the Spotify comments, which is where we take suggestions for cases.
• 1:12:33
  [SPEAKER_05]: It's great.
• 1:12:34
  [SPEAKER_05]: And where we show you out from.
• 1:12:36
  [SPEAKER_09]: So thank you Nick from Spotify for the Joyce McKinney case.
• 1:12:39
  [SPEAKER_05]: And by the way, just Nick.
• 1:12:41
  [SPEAKER_05]: Nick?
• 1:12:42
  [SPEAKER_05]: Okay.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: Like sure.
• 1:12:44
  [SPEAKER_05]: I'm like sure.
• 1:12:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, here's why.
• 1:12:47
  [SPEAKER_10]: Let's say you leave a shitty comment and it's somebody's full name.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, for sure.
• 1:12:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: Somebody either they love his shitty comment in my Instagram and I was like, man, that's your full name.
• 1:12:55
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I looked him up and I was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:12:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: And then I just went through their whole Instagram and then wrote them back.
• 1:13:02
  [SPEAKER_10]: And I just was like, oh, hey, dude, what are we doing here?
• 1:13:05
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah, what's up?
• 1:13:06
  [SPEAKER_10]: You fat, greasy pig.
• 1:13:08
  [SPEAKER_05]: You go like, you go like, hey, man, what's going on?
• 1:13:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, what's going on?
• 1:13:11
  [SPEAKER_10]: Is that what you do?
• 1:13:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: What's going on?
• 1:13:13
  [SPEAKER_05]: Do you need to talk?
• 1:13:13
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:13:14
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's what I usually do.
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_05]: Is that what you're saying?
• 1:13:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, you're saying it's going on.
• 1:13:17
  [SPEAKER_10]: On Spotify?
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_05]: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:13:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: There we are in there.
• 1:13:19
  [SPEAKER_10]: Did you do that?
• 1:13:20
  [SPEAKER_10]: It's Spotify, do that.
• 1:13:21
  [SPEAKER_10]: If we send that deal.
• 1:13:22
  [SPEAKER_05]: As you know, I do nothing.
• 1:13:23
  [SPEAKER_05]: That looks awesome, holy shit.
• 1:13:26
  [SPEAKER_05]: That's the channel.
• 1:13:28
  [SPEAKER_05]: I think it's always been like that, right?
• 1:13:29
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah.
• 1:13:30
  [SPEAKER_05]: If you go to the channel, go to the channel.
• 1:13:32
  [SPEAKER_05]: We didn't do it.
• 1:13:33
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's fucking awesome.
• 1:13:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: God, spot if I rocks.
• 1:13:35
  [SPEAKER_05]: They really do.
• 1:13:36
  [SPEAKER_10]: They're so nice to us.
• 1:13:37
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they're like, hey, we don't care about anything really go bullshit.
• 1:13:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: They don't ever give us notes, nothing.
• 1:13:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: So they're the best.
• 1:13:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: That's why I was like, hey, dude, if you guys want to do whatever you want, and I don't want to lose this fucking deal.
• 1:13:48
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like, it's the first time ever.
• 1:13:50
  [SPEAKER_10]: that any platform has never dinged us for anything.
• 1:13:53
  [SPEAKER_05]: Oh, yeah.
• 1:13:54
  [SPEAKER_10]: Like it is the ultimate, like they are really freedom of speech.
• 1:13:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: We're just like, holy shit, I can't believe it.
• 1:13:59
  [SPEAKER_10]: I only hear from them if there's a problem, whether they're like, hey, something's fucked up, or you guys are hacked or something like that.
• 1:14:05
  [SPEAKER_10]: But other than now, they're like, keep doing you.
• 1:14:07
  [SPEAKER_10]: And they are huge fans of you guys.
• 1:14:09
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, everybody.
• 1:14:10
  [SPEAKER_10]: Huge.
• 1:14:12
  [SPEAKER_10]: So yeah, they're fucking in.
• 1:14:15
  [SPEAKER_10]: But yeah, rate review, crime corner shit.
• 1:14:18
  [SPEAKER_10]: Do that.
• 1:14:19
  [SPEAKER_05]: Basically send Koopa messages, what we're saying.
• 1:14:23
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 1:14:24
  [SPEAKER_10]: Send Koopa messages on the Spotify comment.
• 1:14:28
  [SPEAKER_10]: Um, and since, you know, Bob is no longer here, we're not, I think we'll retire nature.
• 1:14:31
  [SPEAKER_10]: You know, if that was his thing, he always did that every time.
• 1:14:34
  [SPEAKER_10]: We'll find something new, something new, fun and flirty to do it.
• 1:14:38
  [SPEAKER_10]: Also with AI, it was going to really tough for Bob at the end.
• 1:14:40
  [SPEAKER_10]: It will say that.
• 1:14:41
  [SPEAKER_10]: He was so flirty.
• 1:14:42
  [SPEAKER_10]: I don't know what's real, it's not real.
• 1:14:44
  [SPEAKER_10]: So we'll find something new and fun and flirty.
• 1:14:46
  [SPEAKER_10]: But, uh, appreciate you tune in, and kids, uh, what a day.
• 1:14:51
  [SPEAKER_10]: What a magical little day.
• 1:14:52
  [SPEAKER_05]: What a magical little day.
• 1:14:53
  [SPEAKER_10]: Yeah, hopefully this game's game goes all right tonight, all right?
• 1:14:57
  [SPEAKER_10]: He's got to win it, so I'll be there.
• 1:15:00
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• 1:15:02
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• 1:15:06
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• 1:15:09
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• 1:15:11
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• 1:15:13
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• 1:15:14
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• 1:15:15
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• 1:15:17
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• 1:15:18
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• 1:15:20
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• 1:15:22
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• 1:15:23
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