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Phone Tap: Matchmaking My Mom · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do youuy away now? Offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy away? Today?
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  Speaker 3: We call a teacher who hasn't told anyone yet that
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  Speaker 3: she started dating a fellow teacher at her school. The
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  Speaker 3: only person that she thinks knows is her sister, who
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  Speaker 3: she's confided about it in. And the only person her
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  Speaker 3: sister has confided in is me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm gonna buster with this information.
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  Speaker 2: Oh secret phone right now?
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  Speaker 1: Another twenty twenty.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, is this Janet? Yeah, Hi Janet, this is
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  Speaker 2: Stephen Sakowski. You don't know me, but I went into
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  Speaker 2: students in mister Simon's class. Oh sorry, I just had
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  Speaker 2: my braces tightened.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, nowhere, Stephen, this hurts. Oh what can I help
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  Speaker 4: you with? So?
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  Speaker 2: And come to my attention that you and mister Simon
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  Speaker 2: are romantic getting involved? Is that true?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know where you got that information, but that's
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  Speaker 5: not appropriate to us.
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  Speaker 2: Is your game business where I got the information.
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  Speaker 5: Lady.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, No, excuse me, young man, excuse me. No, No,
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  Speaker 4: you don't call a teacher and speak that way. I
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  Speaker 4: don't even know how you got my phone number.
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  Speaker 2: You're never gonna know what is this called about. The
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  Speaker 2: reason why I'm calling is because even though mister Simon
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know it yet, like he's gonna totally be in
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  Speaker 2: love with my mom. Oh so pound sand.
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  Speaker 5: Lady Stephen, my entire call is inappropriate. I'd like to
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  Speaker 5: know your parents' names right now, and if they're nearby,
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  Speaker 5: I would like to speak with them right now.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd like to talk to my mom and block. Huh,
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  Speaker 2: that's your hook strategy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm letting you know right now.
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  Speaker 2: Guess what I'm going to be by MIXEDVA soon, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be a man.
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  Speaker 4: Stephen, Stephen, you are far from a man. You are
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  Speaker 4: a child. You are speaking with an authority figure. I
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  Speaker 4: am your teacher, and i'd like to speak with your
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  Speaker 4: mother right now.
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  Speaker 2: Please, No, you want to make this a love triangle,
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  Speaker 2: but I don't think so. Mister Simon's not going to
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  Speaker 2: be meeting your services anymore. Not.
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  Speaker 5: Sorry, I am going to mister Simon myself, and we
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  Speaker 5: are going.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah you are. You can say it's over.
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  Speaker 4: Action and actually I will take this to the principle.
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  Speaker 2: Oh like, I haven't been to the Prince's office before.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I had in my first kiss.
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  Speaker 5: What did you just say?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've kissed a girl. I bet you thought I
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  Speaker 2: was a virgin.
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  Speaker 4: Young man, I think you better think about what you're
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  Speaker 4: trying to do here.
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  Speaker 2: You know what you need to think about is I'm
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  Speaker 2: a white belt lady.
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  Speaker 4: Oh late, wow belt lady.
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  Speaker 2: Wow yeah, white belt with yellow stripes.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, now I'm really.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it means I'm almost full blown yellow belt.
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  Speaker 4: Okay. Wow. Oh I'm so glad I'm nowhere near you
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  Speaker 4: because that's here.
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  Speaker 2: You're scared. Huh.
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  Speaker 4: Even I don't know what you're trying to tell me
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  Speaker 4: with this whole belt business.
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  Speaker 2: Don't that mean I'm trying to tell you one day
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna park your car in the school parking lot
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  Speaker 2: and then whammo, out from a tree. I'm gonna land
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  Speaker 2: on your roof like a ninja cat. I'm gonna shit
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  Speaker 2: your kicking aside from mirror.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boy, young man, do you know how much trouble.
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  Speaker 4: You're in for making this call.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one that's in trouble, all right. Do you
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  Speaker 2: realize what a smoking hot catch my mom is.
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  Speaker 4: Get off the phone.
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  Speaker 2: She could have done playable if she wanted to, but
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  Speaker 2: she didn't feel like it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even know where you're getting all this information.
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  Speaker 4: You know's gonna hear about this. You're in his class. Wow,
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  Speaker 4: he didn't hear about this. How is that gonna go
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  Speaker 4: for you?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what you just did? You're an adult.
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  Speaker 2: You didn't know better then to bully and innocent child?
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  Speaker 4: Holy when you're harassing me. You call a teacher and
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  Speaker 4: you're harassing me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm only harassing you because your sister, your kid told
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  Speaker 2: me to What.
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  Speaker 5: Do you talk?
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  Speaker 4: How do you know my sister? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Your hits? Your hit you up for a prank phone
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  Speaker 2: call on radio?
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  Speaker 4: B X, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking about I'm not really a teenager. My name
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  Speaker 3: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. This is a phone tap, Janet, Oh, my
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  Speaker 3: kay is the one who set you up?
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  Speaker 2: Hey?
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  Speaker 4: Set me up?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Why why she said that?
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  Speaker 3: You have a new boyfriend who works at the school,
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  Speaker 3: and you weren't sure what people would say if they
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  Speaker 3: found out about it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I can't even believe.
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  Speaker 2: You found it so scared by the way, Dobbins please
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  Speaker 2: got that boy? You better watch the trees. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Calabunga right on shopping your kiya with.
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  Speaker 4: Your yellow straight belt.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah it means I'm dangerous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah I could tell you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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