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Phone Tap: DJ Hamster Goes Hard · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: What does a mom really want to get for her
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  Speaker 3: sixtieth birthday? Maybe like a custom coffee mug that says
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  Speaker 3: mommy fuel.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely do that.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe an all expense paid cruise to Mexico.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, why are they doing that?
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  Speaker 3: Maybe your passport's expired.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: I think what she really wants is somebody to prank
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  Speaker 3: her adult son. And that's where we can come in.
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  Speaker 3: Because her son hired a music company to write and
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  Speaker 3: record an original song about his mom that he could
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  Speaker 3: play on her birthday, and he paid two hundred dollars
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  Speaker 3: for I've heard about this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, now it's.
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  Speaker 3: Time for him to hear the final result in your
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  Speaker 3: phone right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another week Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hey is this
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  Speaker 2: Kevin mc?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Kevin Who's.
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  Speaker 2: The I'm calling from Song Custom Songs. My name is
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  Speaker 2: DJ Hamster all right, Hi, hey, we got your request
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  Speaker 2: to write a song for your mom's sixtieth birthday.
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  Speaker 4: That's you, right, Yeah, I sent that request and a
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  Speaker 4: few days ago y'all already have it done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. You think DJ Hamster can't work fast.
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  Speaker 4: No, it's just the website set a two to three
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  Speaker 4: week workaround, so I didn't assume you'd be back as quick.
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  Speaker 2: DJ Hamster goes hard on his jams.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, all right, well, I guess I'm excited to hear it.
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  Speaker 4: You will be Yeah, great, dude, blow your mind.
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  Speaker 2: And your mom's what she's gonna love this? Sor you're
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  Speaker 2: my bom, No doubt you saw me when.
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  Speaker 4: My head came out.
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  Speaker 3: Boss Boss Boss Bobby Horsey.
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  Speaker 4: Sauce, sauce, stop stop stop stop stop the song? What
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  Speaker 4: is it?
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  Speaker 2: What's the problem?
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  Speaker 4: What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 4: Did you not get the work orders? Frink Sinatra, Michael Buble,
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  Speaker 4: Those are the type of artist she liked. I read it, okay,
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  Speaker 4: and so what was that?
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  Speaker 2: That's something that she can rock out to on her birthday?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? No, man, she's an old lady. She doesn't need
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  Speaker 4: to rock out on her birthday. I wanted something to happy,
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  Speaker 4: something nice, something gentle.
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  Speaker 2: I've got something nice and gentle for a six year
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  Speaker 2: old woman, and it hits hard.
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  Speaker 4: Fifty sixty sixty.
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  Speaker 2: She's too hot in demand. I love my mama so
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  Speaker 2: much I'll follow that.
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  Speaker 4: This is bad. No, dude, I can tell already this
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  Speaker 4: is terrible. This is a waste of money.
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  Speaker 2: He's the way of the bay drop.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, let's hear it. I want to hear
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  Speaker 4: the bass drop. Let's hear the bass drop.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you talked over it, dude.
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  Speaker 4: I asked for like some nice crooner, maybe sprank Sinatra vibes.
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  Speaker 4: You're giving me e d M. She's turning sixty years old.
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  Speaker 4: You're giving me ETM dump step bass drops. He doesn't
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  Speaker 4: want to hear that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm crooning.
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  Speaker 4: You're not crooning, crooning.
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  Speaker 2: With a sick bass.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't even make you know what cru wait
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  Speaker 4: for it? Free what go? Yeah? No is dropping.
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  Speaker 2: She's getting older.
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  Speaker 4: This is fast start.
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  Speaker 2: To say, you know, but it's not bad because she's
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  Speaker 2: your mom, mom mom.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, I would like to meet you and kick you
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  Speaker 4: right in the teeth, and you need to focus.
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  Speaker 2: I'm on a deadline. So which one of the tracks
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  Speaker 2: do you want?
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  Speaker 4: One? Two, or three zero, None of them. I want
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  Speaker 4: none of that crap. I'm gonna find somebody else to
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  Speaker 4: do this. The little kid that lives next door could
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  Speaker 4: do better than you.
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  Speaker 2: What about a washed up radio host with nothing better
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  Speaker 2: to do?
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  Speaker 3: Why does brank phone calls on the radio?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh oh? Are you getting it now?
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  Speaker 4: No? I can find a washed up radio host. Sure,
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  Speaker 4: I think anyone would do better than You've.
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  Speaker 2: Been set up for a break preak preak, Cause.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin, you just start start, it's a break call call.
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  Speaker 4: How's it not cooking you? I get it?
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  Speaker 2: Ever, I'm not sure if you understand. Dude.
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  Speaker 3: You're on Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude.
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  Speaker 3: It was your brother Kyle who set you up for this.
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  Speaker 3: He told us that you sent in the submission to
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  Speaker 3: the songwriting studio for your mom's birthday.
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  Speaker 2: He thought that we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I want to cry or laugh
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  Speaker 4: or laugh that's good, or go to a doctor right now?
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  Speaker 2: Gently now? What the tears flow from your eyes?
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  Speaker 1: Eyes?
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  Speaker 4: Eyes, eyes.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think your mom would have liked any of
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  Speaker 3: those three cuts, though, seriously, I think.
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  Speaker 4: I know, I think my mom would have had a
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  Speaker 4: heart attack if I played.
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  Speaker 3: That for Your mom is old but doing health, health, health,
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  Speaker 3: and in her will to take her wealth wealth.
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  Speaker 4: Will you should? You should make an album the weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was phone taps weekday morning all the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,