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Phone Tap: Skank Island · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: never seen it before, but you've probably heard about it
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  Speaker 1: and the gen zers can't get enough of it. I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about the reality TV show Love Island. Yes, my
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  Speaker 1: favorite ever. Jake and Alexis. That's all they talk about
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  Speaker 1: in the office right now. I'm not sure what their
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  Speaker 1: slogan is, but it could be hotties, hookups and heated jaccuzies,
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  Speaker 1: dirty ju. That's why I call a young lady who
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  Speaker 1: apparently is applied to be on that show. And even
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  Speaker 1: though I pose as the casting director who's interested in
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  Speaker 1: possibly hiring her, I do need a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: help from fellow hottie hookup expert Alexis. Thank you, She's
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  Speaker 1: going to join in to see if this woman has
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  Speaker 1: what it takes to become a future reality TV star.
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  Speaker 1: In your phone, tap right now on the twenties, Hello, Hey, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Dylan Cromwell, one of the casting producers from
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  Speaker 1: Love Island. Am I talking to Marie? Yes, Marie? What's up?
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  Speaker 1: How are you? Hi? Oh? My god, I'm great? How
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  Speaker 1: are you? I'm awesome. We received your video submission. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: sorry about all the paperwork, by the way, we know
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  Speaker 1: it's a lot. Oh, it's okay. I love the show.
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  Speaker 1: It's totally worth it. Hey, that's great news. And myself
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  Speaker 1: and a couple of the other producers have tagged your
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  Speaker 1: entry as one to watch. No, you're kidding. Don't get
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  Speaker 1: too excited. You're not chosen yet, but there is some
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  Speaker 1: real potential here. If we could do a quick sound
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  Speaker 1: test with you, just to see if you can advance
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  Speaker 1: to the final selection process. Um, sure, would you be
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  Speaker 1: up for that? Yeah? Um? What do I what do
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  Speaker 1: I do? We are recording now, all right, so say
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  Speaker 1: your name for me and age. Hi. I'm Marie and
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  Speaker 1: I'm twenty four years old. All right, now repeat after
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  Speaker 1: me loud gasp? Oh is that a gasp? What was
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  Speaker 1: that wrong? I'm sorry? Well did you just say you're sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Because you should not be apologizing. That is not good TV.
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  Speaker 1: You need to tell me to off. Okay, do you too? Great?
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  Speaker 1: Let's continue. We're gonna bring in Courtney with a queue. Courtney,
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  Speaker 1: can you say hi to Marie? Hi? Hi Courtney? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's Courtney with a que. Hi, Courtney with a queue?
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  Speaker 1: All right, it's a little bit too pleasant for my taste.
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  Speaker 1: But can you Hi Courtney with a queue? All right?
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna work on this. But what I need you
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  Speaker 1: to do is I need you to say to Courtney
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  Speaker 1: like pretend you're on Love Island and you need to say,
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  Speaker 1: why are you looking at me like that? But why
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  Speaker 1: would I say that? Though? Because Courtney with the que
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  Speaker 1: is going to be cast for next season, and if
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  Speaker 1: you get a role opposite her, you two are going
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  Speaker 1: to get into it over court hooking up with your
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  Speaker 1: man on a coffee table. Wait, you already know that
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  Speaker 1: we're going to get into a fight. Yeah. No, we
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  Speaker 1: have the whole thing scripted out. We're actually already working
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  Speaker 1: on season twenty three right now, so we're way out
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  Speaker 1: of this. Oh my god. Yeah, So I need you
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  Speaker 1: to say that for me. What what was the line again?
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  Speaker 1: Why why are you looking at me like that? Okay? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: why are you looking at me like that? Oh? I'd
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  Speaker 1: give you a nasty look, but looks like you already
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  Speaker 1: got one. Hey, oh Courtney, I don't think this is
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  Speaker 1: going to work out. Wait me, I'm interacting that ad
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  Speaker 1: since I enrolled my Chihuahuan Shakespeare in the Park NY
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  Speaker 1: eight that day. Literally, Oh, I can do better. I promise.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you one more chance. Courtney. Why don't
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  Speaker 1: you clap back at Marie? Your tan looks like something
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  Speaker 1: that came out of a slow cooker. Oh yeah, that's right,
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  Speaker 1: All right, Marie, what do you got you gotta clap back? Um?
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  Speaker 1: You dirty? You're not auditioning for Barney and Friends. This
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  Speaker 1: is Love Island. Am I really supposed to be like this? Mean,
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  Speaker 1: it's not even a bad thing. Yeah, this is just
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  Speaker 1: the level one. We're going all the way up to ten.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you try pure the reason God created the
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  Speaker 1: middle finger? Oh my god, you really want me to
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  Speaker 1: say that to her? This isn't generosity fun time Island.
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  Speaker 1: It's love Island. It's cutthroat, but it's love. Shouldn't we
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  Speaker 1: being loving people? Are loving on top of the coffee
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  Speaker 1: table in the pool table while another couple watches Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's true. Do you have a problem with this all
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  Speaker 1: of a sudden. I don't really remember people talking this
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  Speaker 1: ugly to each other. Okay, well you know that people
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  Speaker 1: who talk ugly to each other do get a million
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  Speaker 1: likes on Instagram? Do you want to be one of
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  Speaker 1: those people? I want to be an influencer more than anything.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's been my dream since I was seventeen
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  Speaker 1: to have a bunch of perverts follow me online. Whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna believe that when I see it. Courtney with
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  Speaker 1: a que getter. Someday you'll go far and I hope
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  Speaker 1: you stay there. Hey, super far away. You don't even
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  Speaker 1: know both of you. Both of you are gone. One
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  Speaker 1: of you is completely clueless about what's happening. The other's
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  Speaker 1: a horrible actress attempting to help me with a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call on the radio. Hey are you talking about me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about you, But that doesn't even make sense.
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  Speaker 1: It did make sense a little bit because my name
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  Speaker 1: is actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning. Yeah, it's called a phone tap. Your roommate,
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  Speaker 1: Jessica set you up. Oh my god, that Courtney can't stop. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: there's a no fire there. I thought, I what a
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  Speaker 1: mean wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings.
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  Speaker 1: On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning