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Phone Tap: Bank After Dark · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In this economy, companies are struggling to find ways to
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  Speaker 1: maximize profits. And that's why we hear at Brook and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey have come up with a few fun, creative solutions
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  Speaker 1: to make some extra cash. Like when we call this
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  Speaker 1: guy today and tell them your bank now isn't just
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  Speaker 1: a bank anymore, and you should buy tickets. You'll find
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  Speaker 1: out to what in your phone tap right now brooking.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is
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  Speaker 2: Toy from City Bank. May I speak with Nick?
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  Speaker 3: This is Nick speaking. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Nick. We received your complain about a recent deposit that
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  Speaker 2: didn't go through. Do you have a quick moment to
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  Speaker 2: go over it with me?
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  Speaker 3: Well, last Wednesday I went to the bank and I
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  Speaker 3: tried to deposit three checks, okay, and I'm looking at
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  Speaker 3: my account and it looks like only two actually went through.
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  Speaker 2: Oh do you know what? I am so sorry, Nick?
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  Speaker 2: Can you just hold on one second?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Here at City Bank, you're not just a customer, you're
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  Speaker 2: a friend. But did you know we're much more than
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  Speaker 2: just a financial institution. In fact, at nighttime, we actually
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  Speaker 2: rent our space for events, now, weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries,
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  Speaker 2: you name it, we can do it. It's banking and
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  Speaker 2: much more at city. We're here for you. Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: What was that? What was what that infomercial or whatever
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  Speaker 3: you just did?
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  Speaker 2: The bank requires us to do that occasionally when we're
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  Speaker 2: doing customer service calls.
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  Speaker 3: Why I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: They're probably just looking to maximize extra revenue during this
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  Speaker 2: tough economic time. Oh, I mean, we're all feeling the pinch,
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  Speaker 2: aren't we, nick, I guess yes, I understand. The ads
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  Speaker 2: we're doing are a little un conventional.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are, like I know, banks did are mixed.
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  Speaker 2: Weir Could you hold that thought for just a second.
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  Speaker 3: I guess hi.
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  Speaker 2: There again. You may have recently heard we do weddings,
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  Speaker 2: anniversary parties, and bar mitzfus, But did you know we
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  Speaker 2: also host small to medium sized conventions. It's like Lawyers
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  Speaker 2: of America Amputees anonymous in the Home of Furry Con
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty seven.
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  Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Where we're putting this bank in bank? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: tickets now on our website. And remember we're more than
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  Speaker 2: just a financial institution.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 2: Are you looking at your savings account? Excuse me? Not
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  Speaker 2: a lot in there. I see it too.
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  Speaker 3: No, I mean like the crazy infomercials and you guys
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  Speaker 3: are promoting furry Con.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Nick, I'm just reading what they give me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I don't ask?
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  Speaker 2: Would you like to tend furry Con? I can give
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  Speaker 2: you the website again?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, I want to handle my checks, not going through.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to go know furry Con.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you loud and clear.
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  Speaker 3: Nick.
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  Speaker 2: Now back to your issue. You were unhappy about the
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  Speaker 2: amount of complimentary lollipops we had available.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't care about lollipops. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 3: my check deposited.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. I think I can handle this. Please hold No.
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  Speaker 2: At City Bank, we value your privacy, not just again.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're proud to introduce something we call underground events.
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  Speaker 3: Hello. Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Thursday at ten pm we host our black market Mixer,
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  Speaker 2: where we encourage customer networking where no one uses their
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  Speaker 2: real name. Please dot us On the weekends, why not
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  Speaker 2: swing by and check out our bi monthly Friends with
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  Speaker 2: Benefits Fair where contracts are strictly verbal. Oh we remember.
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  Speaker 2: At City Bank, we don't just protect your money. We
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  Speaker 2: protect your secrets too.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what to say. You keep telling
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  Speaker 3: me about the freaky bank of it. See you guys
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  Speaker 3: are having it. Doesn't make any sense.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, You just want to solve your problem. Huh? Yes,
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  Speaker 2: all right, like the problem where you don't know this
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  Speaker 2: is a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Say that again.
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  Speaker 2: You know the problem where your brother told us the
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  Speaker 2: issue at the bank and then wanted me to play
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  Speaker 2: a joke on you for the radio.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was los in mind.
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  Speaker 2: This is actually brought for a brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. I
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  Speaker 2: don't work for the bank.
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  Speaker 3: I was probably get a new bank.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Or were you about to go online and
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  Speaker 2: order some furry tickets?
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  Speaker 3: No, I would not Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties