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Phone Tap: Breakfast Bar Bandit · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: It's a rare occasion when we get an email from
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  Speaker 2: a spouse who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please, please,
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  Speaker 2: please please prank the person who's staying in the room
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  Speaker 2: with me before we leave the hotel. So we had
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  Speaker 2: to act quick and we tell a guy he is
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  Speaker 2: officially not allowed on the premises anymore because we've done
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  Speaker 2: our investigation and tabbed him as the hotel's notorious breakfast
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  Speaker 2: bar bandit. We'll see how he reacts in your phone
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  Speaker 2: tab right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four oh six?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: This is Sue Render from hotel management.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, how can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four
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  Speaker 4: nights with us, But unfortunately we're going to have to
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  Speaker 4: cut that a little short.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. What we're going.
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  Speaker 4: To need you out by noon today?
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  Speaker 3: By noon today, that's twelve.
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  Speaker 4: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved.
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  Speaker 4: Are we clear?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Hold on, I still have two more days.
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  Speaker 3: I've already paid for the four nights.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and in those two days, our staff has noted
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  Speaker 4: multiple violations when it comes to the complimentary breakfast bar.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary. You don't understand
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  Speaker 3: it's included, right.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I see you're playing dumb.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not playing dumb. I just don't understand what you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about.
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  Speaker 4: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that
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  Speaker 4: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both
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  Speaker 4: days you've eaten four waffles.
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on? Are you really kicking me out
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  Speaker 3: of the hotel because of my waffle? Eat it right now?
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  Speaker 3: That's what's happening.
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  Speaker 4: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack
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  Speaker 4: of waffles blocking your view.
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  Speaker 3: But it's complimentary in the complimentary breakfast is what does
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  Speaker 3: the amount of waffles that I eat have anything to
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  Speaker 3: do with the fact that I paid. You're right for
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  Speaker 3: the hotel.
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  Speaker 4: You're right. If it was just the waffles, we could
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  Speaker 4: look past that. But those were minor infractions compared to
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  Speaker 4: everything else you did.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about, oh lead, Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you think that the staff wasn't tracking how many
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  Speaker 4: bananas you put in your knapsack before.
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  Speaker 3: You lea wait, I am allowed to take bananas out.
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  Speaker 3: There is no signs that says no bananas taking for snacking.
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  Speaker 4: Listen, we don't need a sign for that. I just
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  Speaker 4: watched a video of a small child who wandered over
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  Speaker 4: to the fruit bowl, put his little hand in there,
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  Speaker 4: and came out with nothing. Why do you know how
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  Speaker 4: hungry that porchild is right now?
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  Speaker 3: He's probably not hungry at all because he's at a
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  Speaker 3: complementary breakfast bar where there's thousands of options and.
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  Speaker 4: He's allergic to all of them except for bananas.
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  Speaker 3: Oh give me a freaking break. Do not make me
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  Speaker 3: feel guilty because some child didn't get a banana.
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  Speaker 4: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine
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  Speaker 4: with your breakfast?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: Move on to that point, shall we.
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  Speaker 3: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa, which
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  Speaker 3: should be available for the prices you guys are charging.
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would
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  Speaker 4: like to remind you that this is a lakinta. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: it is a glassy place. Speaking off in a room
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  Speaker 4: like everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Else, misplay thing, classy, my air conditioning barely work.
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  Speaker 4: You're ironic. Red shirt that says I made a hole
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  Speaker 4: in one. Everyone knows what that meats.
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  Speaker 3: It's a golf shirt. I got it from a tournament
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  Speaker 3: because I actually made a hole in one. Right, what
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  Speaker 3: are you talking?
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  Speaker 4: I guess I should have just moved your reservation to
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  Speaker 4: the next weekend when the Swinger's Convention is in town.
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  Speaker 3: That is offensive. You are bringing up a sexual comment
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  Speaker 3: because I'm wearing a golf shirt.
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  Speaker 4: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really
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  Speaker 4: using those two bananas for. Huh. We're a snack, That's
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  Speaker 4: what they all say, including your wife Erica. She called
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  Speaker 4: you a snack as well.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. How do you
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  Speaker 3: know her name? What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 4: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up
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  Speaker 4: for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, this is that the hotel.
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  Speaker 4: It's actually Bruke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning. We're doing a phone.
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  Speaker 3: Tap on you. You freaking kidding me.
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  Speaker 4: Called us that you're like cleaning out the breakfast bar
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  Speaker 4: at the hotel right now, and you're actually proud of
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it is free, but there is one small
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  Speaker 4: child crying down there.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's.
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  Speaker 4: Just staring at a banana piil on the floor that
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  Speaker 4: you left.
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  Speaker 3: Saw me. Well, he needs to get there faster than
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  Speaker 3: oh should be too.
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  Speaker 4: I do agree with that.
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