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Phone Tap: Negative Ray · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: I love getting emails about coworkers wanting to prank their
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  Speaker 2: fellow coworkers, because work should not be a safe space
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  Speaker 2: for anybody, especially when someone is known to be easily flustered.
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  Speaker 2: All you have to do is have quote corporate call
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  Speaker 2: them and just rattle their cage a little bit. That's
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  Speaker 2: all you have to do. And today that's what Brooke
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  Speaker 2: does to a guy named Ray, and the torment starts immediately.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't even wait. You're gonna hear your phone tap
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  Speaker 2: right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hello? Yes, Hello, that's what you're gonna start with.
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  Speaker 1: What's going on? Do you have the right number?
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  Speaker 3: This is jan from Corporate Human Resources.
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  Speaker 4: Oh so that's how you're going to answer the phone.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, with that type of attitude?
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  Speaker 4: What attitude are you? Hold on?
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  Speaker 3: Just making a note right now?
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  Speaker 4: Hold on? Okay, what is happening? I just think it's
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  Speaker 4: important when answering the phone at work, like, no matter
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  Speaker 4: who it is, especially if it's a client, you need to.
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  Speaker 3: Have a friendly tone. I agree, Yeah, good good. So
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  Speaker 3: repeat after me. My name's Ray, and I promise to
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  Speaker 3: have a friendly tone.
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  Speaker 1: Wait are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Right now?
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  Speaker 4: Repeat after me, my name's Ray, and I promise going forward,
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  Speaker 4: all have a friendlier tone.
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  Speaker 3: Can you remember all of that? Is that hard? I
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  Speaker 3: don't care?
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  Speaker 1: Like, yeah, sure, I will absolutely have a friendlier tone.
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  Speaker 4: Don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna set that friendlier.
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  Speaker 4: Couldn't you up?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What is this about?
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  Speaker 4: The reason I'm reaching out to you, Ray, is We've
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  Speaker 4: been monitoring the social media pages of our employees and
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  Speaker 4: and we noticed you haven't posted anything about the company ever,
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  Speaker 4: Like you never have posted about the company?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, this is really what's the thing? This is the issue?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: This is unbelievable.
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  Speaker 1: What's unbelievable that I don't post about you?
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  Speaker 4: Guys? Exactly? Ray? If you don't post anything about your
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  Speaker 4: workplace and how wonderful it is, no one knows how
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  Speaker 4: you feel, and it can come across as negative and ungrateful.
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  Speaker 4: What which pretty much matches your tone?
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  Speaker 1: So I don't feel like there was a negative tone
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  Speaker 1: at the beginning of this conversation that happening during the conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Are you telling you what to do?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Ray, I called to be helpful, So come on.
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  Speaker 4: We're launching a new company wide initiative where employees must
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  Speaker 4: post twice a month on Facebook or Instagram about how
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  Speaker 4: much they love working here.
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  Speaker 1: Look, that's really like what you guys are in stating
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  Speaker 1: you can't tell your employees how to use their personal
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  Speaker 1: social media.
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  Speaker 3: You're right, it's your choice, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, it is.
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  Speaker 3: So you're gonna make the right choice, aren't you. Aren't you, Ray,
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  Speaker 3: going to make the right choice?
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  Speaker 1: Is that like a threat?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know how to take. That must be hard
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  Speaker 4: for you right now to write a positive post negative Ray.
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  Speaker 3: Your new nickname, Dude, I don't even know what is
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  Speaker 3: going on here, okay?
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  Speaker 4: And if this is where it's gone too like, I
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  Speaker 4: don't know, I feel like this has gone too far. Okay,
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  Speaker 4: if you could just write this for your first post, I.
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  Speaker 3: Love working for my company so much.
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  Speaker 4: Don't care about getting a raised this year or even next.
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  Speaker 1: Why in the world would I even do that? That's
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  Speaker 1: like you're completely undermining my own goal.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it'll help us attract better, more enthusiastic workers who
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  Speaker 4: will hopefully replace you someday.
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  Speaker 1: Because that's implying that I don't care about getting a raise,
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  Speaker 1: and that's like it's underperformer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're so joyful, that's why, because you love
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  Speaker 4: your workplace so much.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's why you wouldn't care. I mean, that's what
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  Speaker 3: a good employee would be. Like, I know what you're doing.
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  Speaker 1: You're just mocking me right now.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'm not the only one. Your friend Adam
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  Speaker 4: is also mocking you. Wait, hold on, you said, oh
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  Speaker 4: my god, I follow Brooke and Jeffrey on social media,
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  Speaker 4: and Ray is such an idiot that he thinks this
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  Speaker 4: is real.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, your buddy Adam set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 4: This is all a prank. Are you kidding me? This
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  Speaker 4: is actually Brook for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you were from H I actually thought that
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  Speaker 1: you were from HR.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not from a J Ray, but I am from
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  Speaker 3: the radio show. So if you could just post I
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  Speaker 3: love Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: They're the best morning show ever and sign it sincerely
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  Speaker 4: positive Ray.
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  Speaker 3: That'd be great.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'll do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do that.
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