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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. Guys know this saying
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  Speaker 1: what the wife doesn't know won't hurt her. That's not
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  Speaker 1: I think the saint is what the wife doesn't know.
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  Speaker 1: We'll soon find out. What happens when the wife finds
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  Speaker 1: out is you're in big trouble. Yeah, there we go. See.
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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners gave a job to her husband
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  Speaker 1: to take their dog to her favorite groomer. Okay, but
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  Speaker 1: the husband thought, what if I took it to a
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  Speaker 1: groomer who costs half as much and I could get
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  Speaker 1: away with it. Well, he almost did, but apparently he
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  Speaker 1: dropped the receipt in the kitchen when he got home,
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  Speaker 1: and when the wife found it, she did the smart
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  Speaker 1: thing and contacted us. Yeah, so we had to turn
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  Speaker 1: this call around really quickly. It's your brand new phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Hello. Oh Hi, I'm Max Okay, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: Hey Hi can I help you? Oh? Yeah, um I
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  Speaker 1: work at groomers, and you dropped off your dog here
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  Speaker 1: to be groomed. Okay, is he ready? Not really? I
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  Speaker 1: kind of need your help. He he's Japanese, right, No,
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  Speaker 1: he's Habanese. Uh yeah, that's like the same like province
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  Speaker 1: or whatever, right like, uh no, same area. What what
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  Speaker 1: is going on? Well, like earlier today I had an
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  Speaker 1: really dope idea because like my instant has been pretty
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  Speaker 1: weak this month with like just like p from my
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  Speaker 1: cousin's hot tub or whatever. Look, you know, I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Once you just gets to
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  Speaker 1: the point of what it is you have to say, Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: can I can I tell you something? Yeah? So, like
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  Speaker 1: I thought it'd be chill to take a pick with
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  Speaker 1: all the doggies, like the little puppers around me. You know,
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  Speaker 1: like that one um famous picture online with that kid
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  Speaker 1: in the middle with all the stuffed animals. You know that,
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  Speaker 1: you know that one? No idea, what you're talking about
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  Speaker 1: is my dog? Like okay, oh, here's the thing, Like
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  Speaker 1: my boss is gone today, and so I kind of
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  Speaker 1: let all the dogs out of their crates? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Where the hell is my dog? Release the hounds? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: I forgot to hit record. Shut up, I want to
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  Speaker 1: go back. Where where the hell is my dog? I
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  Speaker 1: was Bruno? Oh, we don't talk about Bruno. Hey, I
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  Speaker 1: asked you a question, do you have my dog? Well, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I was, I was gonna answer, like, if you stop yelling,
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  Speaker 1: you're kind of loud. Fine, okay, okay, what um? What
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  Speaker 1: was the question? I said? Where's my dog? Who? Bruno?
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  Speaker 1: Who's that? Am? I am? I supposed to know who
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  Speaker 1: that is? My wife is gonna be so pissed if
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  Speaker 1: she found that I let some stupid pothead, loser idiot
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  Speaker 1: lose him. Oh my god, I resemble that comment or
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  Speaker 1: I respect. This is a nightmare. I was. You can't
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  Speaker 1: even speak English right now? We hold on, man, it's
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  Speaker 1: not my fault, all right, because your Japanese dog was
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  Speaker 1: like whatever it is, he's got like an accent with
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  Speaker 1: his wolf. Shut the hell is like four in up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not talking to you anymore. This is ridiculous. I'm
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  Speaker 1: coming down there. I'm gonna get my dog. Okay, all right, cool, No,
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  Speaker 1: it's not cool. This is stuck. Well, I mean, when
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  Speaker 1: you get here, do you have like four bucks I
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  Speaker 1: could borrow because like my Bragg's coming up, and I've
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  Speaker 1: been craving a bean and cheese. So I swear to God,
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  Speaker 1: you have to be the worst employee at any business
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  Speaker 1: that's ever existed. Like, how did you even get this job?
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  Speaker 1: Which job though? Like the fake Grimmer job that I
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  Speaker 1: made up? What? Or the job that I'm currently doing
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  Speaker 1: at a radio station? Oh my god, because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: this is a joke. It's a prank man, it's not real.
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  Speaker 1: Your wife Trina set you up. She said she found
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  Speaker 1: out from some receipt that you dropped on the ground,
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  Speaker 1: like you took your dog to a cheaper groomer or something.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I dropped the receipt on the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. I thought I was dead. I thought
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  Speaker 1: my wife is gonna kill me. Well, if she doesn't
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  Speaker 1: kill you, can I borrow like three dollars? Maybe I'll
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  Speaker 1: give you three dollars to get out of my life forever?
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  Speaker 1: Oh what? Oh? Hold on? How do I hang this
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  Speaker 1: phone up? The week of every morning with funk tabs
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  Speaker 1: weekday mornings On the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,