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Phone Tap: Doogan Sends You To Valhalla · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a babysitter who's been working with one family for years
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  Speaker 1: and now, but recently she told them that she's going
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  Speaker 1: to be moving away to accept a job in another city. No, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: the kids are sad and the parents are really going
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  Speaker 1: to miss her. Yeah, and they thought the best way
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  Speaker 1: to send her off is what the prank call from
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  Speaker 1: their favorite morning show. So all this girl knows is
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  Speaker 1: another mom needs a last minute babysitter, and of course
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  Speaker 1: that mom is Brooke. It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's on the twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Karen Horsweiler.
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  Speaker 1: I got your number from Megan about babysitting. Oh, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Hi. Where are you? I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you have any time this Saturday in the afternoon to
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  Speaker 1: maybe come by for a few hours and watching while
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  Speaker 1: I run errands. Gosh, I know it's last minute. I'll
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  Speaker 1: double your rate. I am so sorry. Yeah I can.
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  Speaker 1: I can do something kind of last minute for a
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  Speaker 1: little bit. And I appreciate you know the rate. No,
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  Speaker 1: I appreciate you. There is just one thing I mean,
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  Speaker 1: since you haven't met him. I do have a six
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  Speaker 1: year old named Dugan, who you'll be watching. Yeah, okay,
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  Speaker 1: do you think you have a second right now to
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  Speaker 1: talk on the phone. I know it's not ideal, just
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  Speaker 1: to introduce yourself. Say hi, so he's not too scared
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  Speaker 1: when you come on Saturday. Of course, no problem at all.
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  Speaker 1: I can say hi, Okay, Dugan, Dugan, Honey, come to
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  Speaker 1: the phone. There's a nice woman who's gonna babysit you
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  Speaker 1: and she wants to talk to you. Can you can
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  Speaker 1: you say hi? Hi? Hi? Hi? Do then Hi Hi.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna hang out for a little bit on Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: You're a pretty voice. Oh, thank you. You have a
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  Speaker 1: You have a fun voice. So looking forward to meeting you.
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  Speaker 1: I want I wanna live in the mouth of a Pelican.
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  Speaker 1: That's fun. My mommy doesn't believe me, but I've been
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  Speaker 1: reborn many kids. Oh, I was a Viking in a
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  Speaker 1: past life. I said, so many people do get Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you such an imagination. Gosh, I'm so sorry. I just
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  Speaker 1: I heard what he said about living in a pelican's mouth.
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  Speaker 1: That is oh, how funny. Yeah, and those past lives.
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  Speaker 1: He's a he's a deep one, he said. What I
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  Speaker 1: didn't hear that part. I think he said he's had
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  Speaker 1: many past lives and he was a Viking. I mean
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  Speaker 1: that's something. I don't think you heard him right. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know anything about that. We don't even allow him
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  Speaker 1: to watch TV. I run a very strict household, no devices. Okay, Dugan,
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  Speaker 1: can you say sorry to Madison for being too silly?
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  Speaker 1: Can we play vikinghood when you come over Viking Ward?
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  Speaker 1: How are you soul to rest in the fires of
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  Speaker 1: our halla? What did I tell you about saying you're
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  Speaker 1: going to send people to behola That he's not nice?
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  Speaker 1: That is not nice. Wow, you said he didn't know
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  Speaker 1: anything about vikings, but he really knows a lot about it. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I do think I should probably be a little bit
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  Speaker 1: more open and honest with you, Madison. Oh yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: just that Dugan really does believe he was a Viking
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  Speaker 1: in a past life. I don't know where he gets
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  Speaker 1: it from. I just know that it's scared. The last
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  Speaker 1: three babysitters away too, were actually so frightened they left
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  Speaker 1: running from the house. So I am just so thankful
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  Speaker 1: that you have time on Saturday. Well, um, so they
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  Speaker 1: left running from her house. Hey wow, I want I
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  Speaker 1: wanna lay your body in the bath and give you
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  Speaker 1: a Viking funeral. Dog woh, oh my gosh. Okay, oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. Okay, we're just We're just gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: tell Madison right now. No, I want to give it
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  Speaker 1: a Viking funeral. Okay, Okay, you know I would love
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  Speaker 1: to speak to your mommy, Jugan, you're my mommy. No no, no,
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  Speaker 1: not evenin's my new mommy. No no, no, no, no
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  Speaker 1: mommy no. No. I'm sorry, my god, I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm actually really sorry because I didn't realize
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  Speaker 1: on Saturday, I already have like a scheduling conflict with
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  Speaker 1: the moving company. I thought they were coming on Sunday,
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  Speaker 1: but they're coming on Saturday. So I'm not evil. No,
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm You're a liar, you know what, Lions
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  Speaker 1: cool the hell? Missus Missus Horstler I'm I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Dugan. We're just gonna have
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  Speaker 1: to tell her now that this is a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call and that you don't actually want to set her
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  Speaker 1: lifeless body on fire. Dugan, what, Yeah, this is actually
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  Speaker 1: Brooke from the radio show Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a prank phone call on you. You were
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  Speaker 1: set up by Megan. Oh my god. Yeah, you know Megan,
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  Speaker 1: the lady who hires you to babysit the normal kids. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she said you were moving away next month and wanted
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  Speaker 1: to send you off with a laugh. He did and
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  Speaker 1: a little heart attack. And Dugan is actually my co
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  Speaker 1: host jeff Yeah, what's up. I'm sorry he was using
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  Speaker 1: a voice changer. You were too good at being that
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  Speaker 1: you nat. It's made my Viking Horing Girl super freaky.
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