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Phone Tap: Domination Pizza · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: we're just a couple days away from counting down the
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  Speaker 1: top phone taps of the year. Yeah, it's gonna start Monday,
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  Speaker 1: and we've got a lot of fans texting in their favorites,
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  Speaker 1: but we couldn't fit them all in. Yeah, and that's
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  Speaker 1: why today's honorable mention is one we call Domination Pizza,
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  Speaker 1: where Jose and I call a really nice guy and
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  Speaker 1: try to convince him that he's encountered the most dysfunctional
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  Speaker 1: pizza place ever. Let's hear it right now on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling pizza is Matt? Can I help you? Hey? Matt?
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  Speaker 1: I was wanting to get a pizza delivered? Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: what's the name for that order? My name is Garrett.
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  Speaker 1: Grett okay, and what can I get you? Let me
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  Speaker 1: get a large pizza please one half I'll get pepperoni
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  Speaker 1: and red onions, Pepperoni and red onions and the other um, geez, actually,
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  Speaker 1: hold on a second. Hold on, okay, hey, Trent, what
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  Speaker 1: do you want on your half of the pizza? Hold on?
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  Speaker 1: You know what. I'm actually gonna have him tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on a second. Trent on the phone. Hello, Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I put him up to the phone. Go ahead, Trent,
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  Speaker 1: Come on, Hello? Did you get that? No? I can't understand,
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  Speaker 1: damn it. Hold on so sorry, hold on, Trent, you
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  Speaker 1: have to speak louder. You know. I can hear him.
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  Speaker 1: I just can't understand. It's not the volume I agent. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: well just listen to him. I'm gonna put the phone
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  Speaker 1: right up to his mouth. Here you go. Hold on,
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  Speaker 1: did you hear that? I still have no idea what
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  Speaker 1: he said. It's very mumbly. It sounds like there's something
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  Speaker 1: in his mouth. Okay, fine, hold on. I thought we
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  Speaker 1: could get over this. Let me just go take the
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  Speaker 1: ball gag out really quick. Hold on, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: thank you so much, I said, Can I get the
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  Speaker 1: other half of Italian sausage and black olives? Please? Sure? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's enough talking for you. Trent. Get over there, you
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  Speaker 1: know what to do anyway, So we're wearing Matt. Sorry
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  Speaker 1: about that, Nope, no problem, okay, Um, sorry, I just
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  Speaker 1: got a lot of things going on over here on
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  Speaker 1: my end, a little busy. Um. Oh can I get hey,
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  Speaker 1: shut up? Sorry about him? That? Okay, I get a
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  Speaker 1: couple of pepsias with that too, that'd be awesome. Um.
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  Speaker 1: I apologize, I don't. I don't mean to get in
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  Speaker 1: your business. But is everything everything okay? Over there? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Over here? Oh, everything's great. Okay, we're having a great time.
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  Speaker 1: Oh good point Trent. Hey, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: could hear that, sir, but he wants some breadsticks as well. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: And really my question was more for Trent. Is he okay?
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's great. Yeah, I'm doing okay, thanks for asking.
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  Speaker 1: See he's fine. Put that back in. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, you know what, we live in a super
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  Speaker 1: quiet neighborhood. So you have to tell the delivery driver
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  Speaker 1: to drop it off around back. Okay, So just look
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  Speaker 1: for the red floodlights coming out of the basement, and
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  Speaker 1: that's where we wanted to be delivered. You know, it's
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  Speaker 1: the dungeon window. You just come out the back. You
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  Speaker 1: can't miss it. You'll probably hear Trent. To be honest,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I can deliver this pizzas what if
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  Speaker 1: I throw in an extra tip? This isn't about the tip.
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  Speaker 1: It's about the safety of my drivers. You see what
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  Speaker 1: you did, Trent. He's too scared to come out here
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  Speaker 1: now because you're acting like a little you know what's coming. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's what I thought. I'm ripping him. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: he's hurting Map, But don't get he loves it. He's
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  Speaker 1: having a great time. Yeah, what's happening. Oh he's doing
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  Speaker 1: that to himself at this point. I gotta go with
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  Speaker 1: a whip a while ago. Man, he loves it. Yeah. See,
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  Speaker 1: he's just doing that because we're doing a prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call on you. Take a ball you have God, you
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  Speaker 1: know what. He's loving it in time of his life. No,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing your phone tap on you. Your co worker
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  Speaker 1: Kelly set you up. Did it work and threw Kelly. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: it was Kelly's idea. You gotta take this ball gag out?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, all right me next, Jef next? Yeah, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,