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Phone Tap: Over The Phone Foxtrot · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred do ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote
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  Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred doui
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  Speaker 1: away dot com or call.
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  Speaker 2: Eight do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys know this, but my
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  Speaker 3: dream when I was younger was to be a professional dancer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
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  Speaker 3: I Lord of the dance, but with bigger hair and
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  Speaker 3: flashier outfits.
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  Speaker 1: Flashier.
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  Speaker 2: That was my dream.
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  Speaker 4: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: Obviously wasn't realized. I ended up on a low budget
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  Speaker 3: radio program. But doesn't mean I can't still live out
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  Speaker 3: my fantasy in a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, go for it in a dance over the phone. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: We got an email from a lady who says her
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  Speaker 3: roommate just signed up for dance lessons and she's about
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  Speaker 3: to get them, just not the way she thought she would.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now, another morning on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Yes, my name is Sergey from the Dance Academy.
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  Speaker 3: Is this Kelly?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Oh wonderful.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling because you signed up online for six private
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  Speaker 3: one on one dance lessons.
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  Speaker 2: Is that right?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect.
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  Speaker 3: So I am your dance instructor for the day. Let's
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  Speaker 3: get started.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, you're going.
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  Speaker 2: To start with the left foot, all right? And one
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  Speaker 2: and two?
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  Speaker 3: Now bring it back in spin and slide and slide
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  Speaker 3: and face the wall again?
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  Speaker 4: Here we sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Are you following me?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: What's the problem. Do you need me to slow down?
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  Speaker 4: No? I just I thought I was signing up for
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  Speaker 4: in person lessons.
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  Speaker 2: Oh now, why did you sign up online?
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  Speaker 4: Then I signed up online? But I thought I was
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  Speaker 4: signing up for in personal les.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no. When you sign up online, I
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  Speaker 2: provide online lessons. Okay, it's possible we could do this
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  Speaker 2: over snapchat.
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  Speaker 4: No, that that would probably be worse.
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  Speaker 3: I've been crafting dances my entire life, and as long
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  Speaker 3: as I can hear your stumps, I'll know exactly where
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  Speaker 3: your foot placement should be.
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  Speaker 4: No, I need to go to the studio and learn.
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  Speaker 4: That's why I signed up for that.
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  Speaker 2: Do three quick stumps for me right now?
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm not gonna do that. That doesn't sound right.
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  Speaker 2: Kelly, Just humor me. Do three quick stumps you like? Oh?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, fine, hold on, let me put the phone down.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that was left foot, left foot, then right foot,
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  Speaker 3: and it was turned to the west fifteen degrees.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I don't even know what direction I'm facing. But
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  Speaker 4: I mean I've taken dance classes before, and I've never
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  Speaker 4: done it like this.
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  Speaker 3: Have taken a dance class from SERGEI before I know
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  Speaker 3: what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: So let's try the tango. I don't know if you.
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  Speaker 3: Realize this is one of the most romantic and sensual
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  Speaker 3: dances in the world. Okay, so instead of a rose,
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  Speaker 3: I will hold the phone in my mouth as we
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  Speaker 3: do this.
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  Speaker 4: Am I supposed to be doing something here?
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  Speaker 3: I will encourage you to do the same. Put the
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  Speaker 3: phone in betwixt your teeth and go.
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  Speaker 4: You want me to put what in my mouth?
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  Speaker 2: Your phone? Kelly, No, I'm not doing that.
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  Speaker 5: You must left and right and give barda.
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  Speaker 4: This is gonna watch.
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  Speaker 2: Bard.
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  Speaker 4: I took dance in high school. I need to be
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  Speaker 4: in the studio like trying to get back into this.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot do this over the phone.
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  Speaker 3: I must say, in all of my years of professional teaching,
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  Speaker 3: I have never had a more difficult student. And you
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  Speaker 3: so with that said, I shan't continue.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just can I actually cancel it? Can I
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  Speaker 4: just get a refund?
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  Speaker 2: I refuse to put myself through this, and I will
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  Speaker 2: remind you there are zero refunds.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, If you're not gonna do it, I shine. I
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  Speaker 4: don't want to do it, but I need my money back.
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  Speaker 2: At least read the fine print. We don't give money
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  Speaker 2: back on prank phone calls. Not now, not ever.
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  Speaker 4: Kelly. Wait, what is my name?
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  Speaker 3: Is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the morning, And to my hand and three.
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  Speaker 2: And one and spin and you are take a bow?
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  Speaker 4: Kelly? How did you get my numbers?
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  Speaker 2: This is a phone dab Kelly. You're on the radio
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  Speaker 2: right now with Brooken Jeffrey in the Morning. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: Mackenzie set you up.
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  Speaker 4: When you send no refunds, I was like, oh, I
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  Speaker 4: sign up for a stamp.
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  Speaker 2: The first rule of dance is you must believe in yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Of Kelly, Now.
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  Speaker 3: Believe and slid and spin and spin and spin again.
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  Speaker 2: Now right and left and up and down and sit
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  Speaker 2: and nap and now sleep.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's amazing, your gorgeous dancer, Kelly. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: The weeke up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,