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Phone Tap: Briar Patch Is Gonna Rob You · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call whenever you hear about robberies
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  Speaker 1: or jewelry high thieves in the news. Yeah, they always
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  Speaker 1: use the same tactic, you know, burst in, try and
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  Speaker 1: surprise everybody, catch the place off guard. What a dumb strategy.
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  Speaker 1: They were smart, they'd call ahead and become buddy buddy
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  Speaker 1: with the employee behind the counter right now, maybe even
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  Speaker 1: share a funny little code name. Oh, because that's what
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  Speaker 1: happens today. When Jose calls a jewelry store and ask
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  Speaker 1: the guy working there if you could do him a
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  Speaker 1: couple of favors stop, It would make things a lot
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  Speaker 1: easier for him. Will it work? Find out in your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now, Mornings on the twenty. Hell, I
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  Speaker 1: thank you for calling jewelers. This is Alex. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hey, Alex, um, is this phone call
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  Speaker 1: being recorded? I'm sorry? What this phone call? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Do you guys record your phone calls the audio. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: we do not record our calls service. Oh okay, good,
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  Speaker 1: well I'm hoping you could help me with something then, yeah, absolutely,
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  Speaker 1: all right. Um, I'm looking to buy some fine jewelry
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  Speaker 1: as a gift, and I'm trying to keep this as
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  Speaker 1: discreet as possible. Uh, something for a proposal, I presume, no, like,
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  Speaker 1: I need to make sure that my wife doesn't find
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  Speaker 1: out about this. I see an anniversary gift then, or
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  Speaker 1: a birthday gift. Yeah, no, it's not for my wife.
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  Speaker 1: It's actually for another very special lady. If you catch
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  Speaker 1: my draft. I don't suppose this is for your mother
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  Speaker 1: and up look look, look all right, I just need
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  Speaker 1: to pick something out and to be safe, I know
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  Speaker 1: we're not being recorded, but um, from here on out,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna be using code names. Sir. Okay, my name
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  Speaker 1: is Briar Patch and your name is Kimbuch. Code names. Um,
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  Speaker 1: it's not really something we do here, Sirnie, Hey, if
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  Speaker 1: you knew my wife, you know this is necessary. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Kimbucha copy, Um, all right, I just don't okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: so use my code name. That was what was it again,
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  Speaker 1: Briar Patch Patch? Yes, okay and Roger, and what can
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  Speaker 1: I do for you? Then? Um, briar patch. First thing,
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  Speaker 1: I assume you guys have like, um, like security cameras
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  Speaker 1: and stuff in your store, right of course? Absolutely? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So when I come in just to keep it, you know,
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  Speaker 1: hush hush, could you like turn them off? Absolutely not
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  Speaker 1: just for like ten minutes while I'm there. You can
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  Speaker 1: turn them right back on. Bro, I'll just buy something,
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  Speaker 1: I'll be out. There's no footage, there's no evidence, you know,
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  Speaker 1: is absolutely no briar patch. It's briar patch. Remember briar patch, right, Uh,
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  Speaker 1: briar patch for you or anyone. That's absolutely not something
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  Speaker 1: we can do. We have twenty four hour security cameras.
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  Speaker 1: There's not even a way for us to turn them
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  Speaker 1: off if we wanted to, which we wouldn't. There, It's
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  Speaker 1: not a thing we do, all right. I read you
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  Speaker 1: loud and clear kombucha. Y'all got like premium ring over there.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds pretty cool, huh. Anyway, excuse, it's just I
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  Speaker 1: just want to have to ask. It's just a real
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  Speaker 1: phone call. This is oh, come way out of the bike.
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  Speaker 1: I promise this is a real call, and I am
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  Speaker 1: very interested. Okay, and all the rare gems or the
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  Speaker 1: diamond jewels, anything you have available. Uh huh. I mean
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  Speaker 1: you guys probably get like really wealthy people in here, right,
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  Speaker 1: like Nick Cage or or like Ian from Love Islands.
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  Speaker 1: He's um, Frankly, we're looking it in a strip mall
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  Speaker 1: where we're not exactly drawing NBA players. Here for the
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  Speaker 1: most part, we have very very fine merchandise and wonderful service.
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  Speaker 1: But I like how you're downplaying it. Yeah, I mean,
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  Speaker 1: here's my playing kombucha. I'm gonna pull up in front
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  Speaker 1: of your jewelry store sometime tomorrow morning. It's a windowless van.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it idling because I don't have a
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  Speaker 1: lot of time. Okay, I'll run into your store. Probably
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  Speaker 1: have some sort of like stocking or head covering that way.
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  Speaker 1: You know it's me though. At this point, this conversations
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  Speaker 1: gotta end. Okay, one last thing. Make sure when I
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  Speaker 1: come in you put all the diamonds on top of
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  Speaker 1: the case so that I can just pick whatever I want. Honestly, sir,
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  Speaker 1: if there's pink, I'm just gonna have to let you
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  Speaker 1: go because no, wait, my girlfriend, Caleb Man, she's gonna
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  Speaker 1: be so pissed if I don't get her something. How
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  Speaker 1: did you know that's my girlfriend's name, Caleb, that's my girlfriend?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell is going on here? I'm totally messing
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  Speaker 1: with you, man, I'm so sorry. This is actually a
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  Speaker 1: jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap up on you. Oh Ca,
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  Speaker 1: your girlfriend, not mine. Set you up. She said, you've
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  Speaker 1: had some shady people coming in there lately, just like
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  Speaker 1: checking stuff out and leaving. I mean, I've taken a
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  Speaker 1: lot of weird calls over the years, this one was
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  Speaker 1: by far the most insane. Okay, but for real, now
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  Speaker 1: that you know what's me, bro, if I come down there,
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  Speaker 1: you can you hook me up. Not over the phone, huh,
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  Speaker 1: briar patch. But yeah, there is a back room. I
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  Speaker 1: knew it. Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning