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Phone Tap: Cottonelle Found Your phone · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Your boyfriend tells you that he lost his cell phone.
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  Speaker 1: Good news. Someone's calling to say they found it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: bad news. It's a strippers. Good news. She thinks your
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  Speaker 1: boyfriend is really sweet and giving bad news. She's not
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  Speaker 1: gonna like hearing that. Good news. It's all just a
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  Speaker 1: phone tapping right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hey
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  Speaker 1: is this Angela? Uh? Yeah, this is Angela. Hi. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know a guy named Harry? Because I found his phone?
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, he told me his phone. Yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: you were in his emergency contacts and I want to
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  Speaker 1: get it back to him. Um, how do I get
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  Speaker 1: that from you? Oh? Well, we can just text and
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  Speaker 1: we'll figure that stuff out. But I just want you
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  Speaker 1: to know Harry. He's such a nice guy. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: you know Harry, Well kind of we met. We hung
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  Speaker 1: out for a little bit. Oh are you his mom.
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  Speaker 1: But his mom. No, I'm not his mom. Oh I'm
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  Speaker 1: his girlfriend. Oh is this again? Oh? Okay each other?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You just you kind of sounded older,
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  Speaker 1: so I thought, sorry, sorry, sorry, I didn't mean that.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, assumptions often get people in trouble. How
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  Speaker 1: about you just tell me how you guys know each other. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this conversation is getting really cringe. So you know what
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  Speaker 1: to tell him? To come down to Glitters and I'll
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  Speaker 1: give him his phone there, easy peasy. What the is glitters?
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  Speaker 1: Oh you don't know glitters Gentleman's Club. I thought everybody
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  Speaker 1: knew about glitters. The Gentleman's Club. That's where you sound
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  Speaker 1: his phone? Oh? Should I not have said that? No, sweetie,
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  Speaker 1: you haven't said up enough. You're telling me my boyfriend
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  Speaker 1: was at a strip club. I mean, I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to out him, but him and his buddies come here
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  Speaker 1: every other Friday night for their poker game. They play
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  Speaker 1: poker in a strip club? Are you kidding me? Right now?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, if it makes you feel better. Out of
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  Speaker 1: all the guys, Harry is the nicest and seriously so generous,
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  Speaker 1: If it makes me feel better, miss glitter. No, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't make me feel better. I'm sorry. I need to
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  Speaker 1: correct you on something where I work as glitters. But
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  Speaker 1: my name is Cottonell. Okay, this is ridiculous and I
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  Speaker 1: am livid. I don't know why you're so mad. It's
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  Speaker 1: like the toilet tissue, you know, the super soft kind.
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  Speaker 1: I'll just shut up. What I'm just saying, I know
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  Speaker 1: what the it is? What kind of stupid name is that? Anyway?
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  Speaker 1: You're a why broke? Great? Well, Harry seems to like it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: you are really pushing it. Okay, you sound angry and
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  Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. Worry about that? Do you think? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: I'm angry that one. I can't say it enough. Harry
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  Speaker 1: is seriously so nice. I mean I literally could not
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  Speaker 1: have afforded my last semester without him. Girl, But you
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  Speaker 1: keep acting as if this is normal, Yet you keep
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  Speaker 1: giving me information that makes me want to rip your medal. Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: he's a nice one. I'm just doing my job. Is
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling me about my boyfriend. I know he's nice,
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  Speaker 1: so I don't care about him being nice to another woman. Cottonill,
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  Speaker 1: But he's the one that convinced me not to give
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  Speaker 1: up on my degree when I was last dancing on
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  Speaker 1: him in the champagne room. But all of this information
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  Speaker 1: is just too much. You your college degree, your stupid name. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it'll help if I tell you that this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call, I'll shut up. Will you not
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  Speaker 1: be so angry at me? Then? But I'm not actually
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  Speaker 1: a stripper, no way. Selectus from Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. This
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  Speaker 1: is crazy. Yeah, Harry's the one that set you up
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  Speaker 1: for this. I was so mad. Now it's like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: I know the girl telling me about my friend. I'm
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  Speaker 1: telling you he's loaded and generous. Don't be so upset.
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  Speaker 1: Oh please, you already know that was not the issue
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  Speaker 1: at all. I'm like, wait, what glitter? I get Glitters
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  Speaker 1: is the club name, and Cottonell's my name. Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: get it now, but it's still stupid. Week up every
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  Speaker 1: morning with funk tap weekday mornings on the Twenties, Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning