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Phone Tap: No Stopping Hammerhead Ned · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who regularly goes to visit
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  Speaker 1: her sweet old grandpa at the retirement center. Oh well,
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  Speaker 1: it's nice that she stops by so often. That also
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  Speaker 1: makes her the prime suspect in a wild senior home
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  Speaker 1: scandal that rocked the local elderly community. This is going
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  Speaker 1: to be the first time she hears about it because
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  Speaker 1: it's totally made up. Of course, that doesn't make it
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  Speaker 1: any less shocking. It's your phone, sat right now. Mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, I'm looking for Jessica.
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  Speaker 2: This is Jessica.
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  Speaker 3: Hi Jessica. My name's Betty Bangers. I'm one of the
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  Speaker 3: assistants here at the Point senior facility where your grandpa resides.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, is everything okay?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, he's fine, no issues with his health. Actually good,
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  Speaker 3: it's quite the opposite. He's more active than ever. That's good. Right. Well,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you're understanding what I'm saying here.
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  Speaker 3: He's more active than ever.
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  Speaker 2: He's like going outside and like walking around too much.
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  Speaker 3: Or we really hope he's not taking it outside yet. No,
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  Speaker 3: this is definitely we'll say a bedroom activity.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I just want to let you know I'm speaking
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  Speaker 3: for everyone in the nursing unit, and we would just
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  Speaker 3: appreciate it so much. If you could stop what you're
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  Speaker 3: doing because it's not aping.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: What, look, you can drop the act.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I really don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 3: I'll be more direct than okay. I need you to
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  Speaker 3: stop delivering the little blue pills to your grandpa.
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  Speaker 2: You've got to be joking, right, that's not really happening.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not There's no blue pills.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of them, and he's getting them from somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: Well, just the way, you know, I had no idea
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  Speaker 2: that this was going on, and I'm a little shocked
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  Speaker 2: to myself and I have nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know why you think I brought him the pills.
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  Speaker 3: Because somebody is providing him with it, and you're the
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  Speaker 3: only person who visits him on a regular basis.
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  Speaker 2: So how do you even know that that's happening? Like,
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  Speaker 2: are you walking in or how do you know?
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  Speaker 3: I wish it was more private. He was in line
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  Speaker 3: for dinner the other night, and let's just say he
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  Speaker 3: had to take a couple of steps back from the
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  Speaker 3: resident in front of him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, come on, now, that is that's not true.
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  Speaker 3: It is true. I unfortunately witnessed it.
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  Speaker 2: I am not sure what you want me to do
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  Speaker 2: about this, because.
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  Speaker 3: It's not a problem for everyone. His group of guy
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  Speaker 3: friends gave him the nickname hammerhead ned what he seems
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  Speaker 3: to like.
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  Speaker 2: That I don't like. This is too much information for me.
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  Speaker 3: That is well, I will say, even some of the
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  Speaker 3: ladies don't mind. Oh my thought, poor Agnes Broker hit
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  Speaker 3: plane shuffle board. But when the dog looked at her stop.
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  Speaker 2: I do not want to hear that is my grandfather.
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  Speaker 3: Agnes's family didn't want to hear it either. That was
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  Speaker 3: a hard call for me to make.
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  Speaker 2: I don't say anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I have heard enough. Well, I do think you do
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  Speaker 3: need to know this because your grandpa's been inquiring about
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  Speaker 3: starting an only fans account.
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  Speaker 2: There is no way that he's doing that. Does he
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  Speaker 2: even know what OnlyFans is like? He is old.
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  Speaker 3: Well, with all the new phones, the seniors nowadays much
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  Speaker 3: more tech savvy. I mean, we had one go viral
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  Speaker 3: on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: They figured out. Oh, I don't know. There's no way
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  Speaker 2: he doesn't know how to use TikTok or only fans.
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  Speaker 2: He can't even use Facebook, he has trouble texting.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I think you may want to revisit that because
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  Speaker 3: we're also getting so many calls from other female seniors
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  Speaker 3: who don't even live here. They just want to meet
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  Speaker 3: and greet with good old Ned.
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  Speaker 2: That is unacceptable. You need to do something about it.
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  Speaker 3: Again, We've tried, so we really need you to do something.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell am I supposed to do about it?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, do you know the show Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning. They're on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: What does Dad have to do with anything?
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  Speaker 3: Well, you should tell them about it so they can
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  Speaker 3: print call his granddaughter. Oh wait, that's you.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, this is actually Brooke from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning. It's all a joke.
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  Speaker 2: Do you even know my grandpa was there? I can't
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  Speaker 2: bullieve your.
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  Speaker 3: Sister Dana set you up. She says you two are
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  Speaker 3: planning to visit Grandpa this weekend and she wanted to
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  Speaker 3: freak you out.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yep, Well I'm totally freaked out, and
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  Speaker 2: you put an image in my head that I never
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  Speaker 2: ever want to see again.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, you can't deny hammer head Ned he's a real
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  Speaker 3: ladies man around here.
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  Speaker 2: No, no call him that ever. A gottess so gross.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he wants you to be on only fans
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  Speaker 3: with him, though you know he needs some younger bodies
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  Speaker 3: to spice things up.
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  Speaker 2: That's going into some areas that I don't even want
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  Speaker 2: to think about.
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  Speaker 3: Wake up every morning with Tad weekday mornings on the Twenties,
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,