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Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin Knows Sales · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight day. In today's phone tap,
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  Speaker 1: we're dealing with real life stuff here. Oh, because the
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  Speaker 1: workplace is in turmoil. People are quitting their jobs all
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  Speaker 1: the time. Sure, and one woman is really stressed out
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  Speaker 1: trying to fill an open sales position at her company.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, she needs someone who's experienced, assertive and direct.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's why the perfect person for the job
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  Speaker 1: is calling up to interview this morning. His name is
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  Speaker 1: Timid Benjamin. Oh no, oh, he's a headache. He is
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  Speaker 1: going to nail this brand new phone tap right now
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello. Hey, is this Dana. Yes, man,
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  Speaker 1: as you're speaking, my name is Benjamin. I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 1: call this number for a job interview, right Okay, Um,
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  Speaker 1: you're you're applying for that sales position. Yes, I would.
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  Speaker 1: I would like that job very much. Um Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: think I have some notes here. Um, you know Evan.
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  Speaker 1: Is that who recommended? Yeah, Evan recommended you. Hm, that's correct.
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  Speaker 1: He's being total one hundred about that. No cap. I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 1: What was that that you just said? I said, no cap?
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  Speaker 1: No cap? Cool? Cool people say it sometimes. Okay, I'm cool,
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  Speaker 1: no cap. All right, you want to tell me a
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  Speaker 1: little bit about your experience? Oh? Yeah? Um sure, so
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  Speaker 1: my last job? Do you do you think we could
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  Speaker 1: pause the interview for un memento? I'm sorry that it's
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  Speaker 1: Spanish for one moment. I learned it on Rosetta's Stone.
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  Speaker 1: What okay, I just I need to pause. I really
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  Speaker 1: like to drink some water. Okay, I have a drink
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  Speaker 1: of water. Then, um, please hold Benjamin, Benjamin, I kind
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  Speaker 1: of need to get moving here. Could you let me
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  Speaker 1: know about your experience so that we could move this
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  Speaker 1: to interview along? Benjamin? Are you okay? Sorry? I'm still
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  Speaker 1: a little thirsty. I kind of allowed a lot of
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  Speaker 1: things to do, so it's really good if we just
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  Speaker 1: told me about your experience. I do think that I
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  Speaker 1: could really impress you. Um. I know the water thing
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  Speaker 1: was not a good look. Maybe I should have drank
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  Speaker 1: before he came. That would have been a good idea yea, um,
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  Speaker 1: but if you give me just one shot, one opportunity
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  Speaker 1: to do all I ever wanted in one moment. Are
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  Speaker 1: you capture? Are you like singing a song right now?
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  Speaker 1: Or like, what what's going on right now? I's a
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  Speaker 1: it's a hardcore rap. Look, I don't want to offend
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  Speaker 1: you or anything, but nothing, nothing, nothing from what you
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  Speaker 1: have said to scream sales to me? Oh do you
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  Speaker 1: want me to scream? Because no, no, no, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want you can scream no sales. What I mean is
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  Speaker 1: I don't think the mails scream. Yes. If that was
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  Speaker 1: a scream, I don't know what that was. I was
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  Speaker 1: just letting out the demons. Okay, you know what, Benjamin,
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of work to do and I
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  Speaker 1: have to Actually, let's I want to try role playing
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  Speaker 1: a sales scenario with you. Yeah, I really don't want
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  Speaker 1: to do that. Like just say hello like you answered
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  Speaker 1: the phone. I promise you won't regret it. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: will give you one chance, one chance, real, real quick
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  Speaker 1: before we start in this fictional phone call. Or are
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  Speaker 1: you a scorpio? What does that have to do with this? Well?
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  Speaker 1: Are we going to do this or not? Sorry? I
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  Speaker 1: just I don't get along with scorpios. Benjamin. I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to know it does not matter. I'm about to hang
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  Speaker 1: up the phone on you. Okay, you got it, Boss.
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  Speaker 1: You could just say hello. Fine, I'm just gonna say hello, Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you better buy some insurance from me or else or else?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what? Yeah? I know. A big knock on me
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  Speaker 1: is that I'm not sounding super assertive. That's why I
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  Speaker 1: said or else. Okay, I can really let loose on you,
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  Speaker 1: So I have to go. It was really a pleasure
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  Speaker 1: talking with you, and I'm glad I won't have to
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  Speaker 1: do it again. You can't go until I tell you
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  Speaker 1: that my real name isn't Benjamin. This is insane. This
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  Speaker 1: is an insane It's insane that you felt for this
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call from a radio station. Wait what yeah,
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  Speaker 1: buckets swish, what is happening? Right? I get hold together anymore?
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  Speaker 1: My name, my name's actually jeff I'm from the radio
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  Speaker 1: show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you, Dana. Oh my god, you are not.
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  Speaker 1: That was the weirdest song I've ever had in my life.
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  Speaker 1: This is all set up by your employee, Evan. He
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  Speaker 1: reached out to us. Oh my god, I'm gonna kill him. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: he just said that you guys had a bunch of
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  Speaker 1: interviews lined up for this position and he wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you a little bit. He totally did. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe it, and I can't believe I yelled at you.
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  Speaker 1: I know you don't like my sales pitch, but I
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  Speaker 1: just need a little drink of water every morning with
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  Speaker 1: food taps weekday mornings on the twenty, Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning