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Phone Tap: Shhh! It's Lady Danbury · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Do you ever wonder when you're talking to someone on
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  Speaker 2: a customer service call? Yeah, sure they're taking down whatever
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  Speaker 2: complainer issue you might have, But what else are they doing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I mean not paying attention to what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: Probably well, whatever you're picturing in your mind right now,
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  Speaker 2: it's probably not as bad as what I'm thinking.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, wow?
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  Speaker 2: Or is it?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: It wasn't? It definitely was it?
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  Speaker 2: Because today we call a woman who had a problem
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  Speaker 2: with her vacuum, and the difference between that and this
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  Speaker 2: phone tap is that well, I mean, I guess there's
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  Speaker 2: no difference. They both suck, well, they should be sucking hers, isn't.
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  Speaker 2: So we mess with her in your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 1: It's another.
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  Speaker 2: Twenties Hello, Hi, is this Kayla?
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  Speaker 3: This is her Hikla.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Stuart. I'm with I'm responding to your
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  Speaker 2: email about a defective vacuum cleaner.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, thank you so much for reaching out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, of course. So what's going on?
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  Speaker 3: So I got this vacuum about a month ago, and
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  Speaker 3: it was working fine for the first couple of weeks,
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  Speaker 3: but then it just kind of stopped sucking stuff up.
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  Speaker 3: So I took it into the store and I did
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  Speaker 3: speak to someone there and they said it was past
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  Speaker 3: the warrant, which I thought was a little weird.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: What? Oh no, I just thought I heard something. Are
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  Speaker 3: you still there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't hear anything. Okay, you heard something?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought I did.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Do you remember the the associate that
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  Speaker 2: you were speaking with when you went in.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? I think his name was Gavin. He was like
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  Speaker 3: a tall guy, really nice. But did you just shush me?
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  Speaker 3: I think I did that, Lily, that's kind of rude.
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  Speaker 2: I agree. I am so sorry. I apologize. I swear
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  Speaker 2: I did not know I was doing that.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't know like you made a noise.
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  Speaker 2: Let me explain. I've just I've been binging the new
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  Speaker 2: season of Bridgerton on Netflix because I didn't finish it
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  Speaker 2: at home, So I've just been watching it on my
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  Speaker 2: iPad here with one of my AirPods in, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: still listening.
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  Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, I just I must have shushed you as
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  Speaker 2: like a reflex.
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  Speaker 3: So you're watching a movie while taking down my complaint.
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  Speaker 2: Well, no, it's not a movie. It's a series. It's
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  Speaker 2: a pretty amazing one actually, And just right now I'm
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  Speaker 2: fixated on Lady dan Berry. She is just amazing. I can't,
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  Speaker 2: I can't look away.
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  Speaker 3: That's relevant. You're watching a movie when you're supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be helping me TV show.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever, I told you that already.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter. That is so unprofessional.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, man, you're you're right. It was not very Lady
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  Speaker 2: dan Berry of me. So I'm gonna put this away.
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  Speaker 2: What were you saying? Your microwave light wasn't working.
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  Speaker 3: It's my vacuum. Were you even listening?
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, sorry, right, the vacuum, and you were complaining
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  Speaker 2: to one of the associates, Becky.
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  Speaker 3: His name was Gavin. Are you listening to anything that
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  Speaker 3: I said?
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  Speaker 1: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Huh, oh my god, it's so beautiful.
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  Speaker 3: Are you watching the stupid show again right now? Why
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  Speaker 3: aren't you say anything? Are you here? Are you listening.
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  Speaker 3: My vacuum doesn't work. I'm told that you pass warranty.
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  Speaker 3: If you fish me again, I'm gonna get your manager
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  Speaker 3: on the phone and I'm get you fired.
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  Speaker 2: Lady Maria Crane just walked in and you will not
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  Speaker 2: believe the size of her umbrella.
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  Speaker 3: I am not dealing with this today.
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  Speaker 2: I am not Prudence Featherton. Oh she was the one
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  Speaker 2: at the Apple Press.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious right now?
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  Speaker 2: I did not see that coming.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to here anymore.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, when you come in to exchange your broken TV,
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  Speaker 2: you need vacuum.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, vacuum right Disney your manager right now.
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  Speaker 2: See, I actually can't do that. But what I can
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  Speaker 2: do is tell you that your sister Phoebe knows all
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  Speaker 2: about your vacuum problems, and that's why she sets you
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  Speaker 2: up for this phone tap. What it's just a prank.
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  Speaker 2: I'm serious. My name is jeff from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Phoebe's the one who
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  Speaker 2: set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: She knows how annoyed I've been about this stupid vacuum.
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  Speaker 2: Lady Dan just came back. She looks stunning too soon.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care if it was a joke. You don't
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  Speaker 3: shush me.
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  Speaker 2: But she's in a gilded carriage.
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  Speaker 3: What am I supposed to do? Oh my god?
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  Speaker 1: Day mornings are the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.