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Phone Tap: College Admission Chaos · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And for a family,
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  Speaker 1: one of the biggest moments is when your kid applies
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  Speaker 1: to college and you find out if they got accepted
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  Speaker 1: into their dream school.
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  Speaker 2: Those videos always they're like, yeah, just like we got
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  Speaker 2: into Harvard.
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  Speaker 1: Well that's happening to one mom and her daughter, and
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  Speaker 1: the good news is the daughter knows how vulnerable her
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  Speaker 1: mom is, so she wanted to set her up with
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  Speaker 1: a prank call from a Brook and Jeffrey college admissions
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  Speaker 1: person just to mess with her. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now. Hello, Hi, is this missus Nicole?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, call it Hi.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from UC Days. My name is mister Moop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm from the admissions office. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Ah my god. Oh I'm good. I hope Well.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, sorry to interrupt your day, but your daughter
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  Speaker 1: Cali applied here. Yeah, and I was just going over
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  Speaker 1: her file right now and she's in strong consideration for admission.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, oh my god. That is such great news.
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  Speaker 2: This is really good for dream school. You have no
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  Speaker 2: idea she's been working so so hard for this.
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  Speaker 1: You're the tenth parent to say that to me today.
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  Speaker 1: So oh, just so you know you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: sweet talk me or do anything like that. That's not
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  Speaker 1: going to help.
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  Speaker 2: But oh oh, I know I wasn't trying to do it.
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  Speaker 2: I just I want to let you know how excited she.
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  Speaker 1: Is, so like, I hope it's okay that I'm calling
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  Speaker 1: because your number was listed as a reference. And of
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  Speaker 1: course we don't just look at GPA and SAT scores
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  Speaker 1: anymore like some universities. Okay, actually, our latest focus has
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  Speaker 1: been on the families.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, well what does that mean exactly?
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  Speaker 1: So in order for her to get in, I need
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  Speaker 1: to do a quick impromptu interview with you over.
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  Speaker 2: The phone with me right now.
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  Speaker 1: So let me just ask you, what is the craziest
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  Speaker 1: thing that you do.
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  Speaker 2: In college that I did?
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  Speaker 1: Knowledge you did go to college, correct, yes, okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: a good start.
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  Speaker 2: I was a pretty good student. I didn't really do
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  Speaker 2: anything crazy.
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  Speaker 1: I know what you think about the parties and were
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  Speaker 1: you in a sorority?
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  Speaker 2: Perhaps I did?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Tell me more about that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, honestly, our sorority was very focused on community service.
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  Speaker 1: No, let's let's talk about you know, the pajama parties
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  Speaker 1: and uh, some of the date night exchanges. It got
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  Speaker 1: really wild. It's gonna give me a good idea. Who
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  Speaker 1: Cali's going to be right.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, there's nothing crazy, I.
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  Speaker 1: Promise, I see what's going on. You want to know
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  Speaker 1: about the crazy stuff that I did when I was
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  Speaker 1: in college. Wait, no, wait, maybe that'll help jog your
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  Speaker 1: memory from some of the stuff that you did, because
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  Speaker 1: I will say I went to can Kun back in
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  Speaker 1: oh two. Yeah, I got a little bit drunk and
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  Speaker 1: uh fell off the balcony into the dolphin tank. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and that was before I took off my shorts. So
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  Speaker 1: back to you. Go ahead, craziest college story doesn't have
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  Speaker 1: to be from Cancun. Whatever you get.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm just I'm a little unsure. Okay, this
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  Speaker 2: seems highly unusual.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just move on. I'm gonna mark down not fun.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go on to the next question. No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter does a lot of fun things. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: she even was one of the sponsors for the dance
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  Speaker 2: that they're doing at the school.
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  Speaker 1: Talking like a competition dance. No decent kids, can not
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  Speaker 1: quite sure you understand the meaning of the word fun.
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  Speaker 1: But again, you know that's what this interviews for okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm happy to do anything that you want
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  Speaker 2: us to do. I'm just I'm just struggling to follow.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do this. Let's have you make up and impromp
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  Speaker 1: do poem right now using my last name.
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  Speaker 2: Moop a poem, right, That's what I said.
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  Speaker 1: This is going to help me understand how your family thinks,
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  Speaker 1: how creative you are. Can you be fun but not inappropriate?
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  Speaker 1: Remember you must rhyme with moop my name loop.
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  Speaker 2: There once was a man named Moop. Okay, cliche who Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I'm getting confused because you're just using
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  Speaker 1: a lot of words. Maybe just start over, but it's
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  Speaker 1: not appropriate. Okay, you know what I think. We're done here?
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  Speaker 2: Oh gosh, no, no, please, okay.
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  Speaker 1: I have enough information to make a decision.
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  Speaker 2: No, I promise I could come up with something. I
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  Speaker 2: just need a moment.
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  Speaker 1: I will let Callie know our choice in a very
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  Speaker 1: very light envelope.
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  Speaker 2: That should be Oh my god, please, you're not.
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  Speaker 1: Let you go? Oh I should tell you. This entire
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  Speaker 1: interview was sponsored by Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning There,
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Who does prank phone calls like this one?
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  Speaker 1: No way, yeah way? Because my name is actually jeff
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  Speaker 1: I'm not mister moop. Oh my god. I'm a radio
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  Speaker 1: host and your daughter CALLI. She set you up for
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  Speaker 1: a phone tab. I'm like literally sweating. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: she said. She said, you've been more stressed about the
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  Speaker 1: college applications than she has.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, probably, Oh my god, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: So wait, you're telling me you really didn't do anything
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  Speaker 1: crazy and wild in college.
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  Speaker 2: Well, of course I'm not gonna tellious purses of my
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  Speaker 2: daughter's are you O my god.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning