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Phone Tap: Koala Care Hurricane · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. Today we
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  Speaker 1: call a restaurant employee who's been put in charge of
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  Speaker 1: the place while the real manager is out for the day.
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  Speaker 1: And this would be the very first time that he's
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  Speaker 1: ever had to handle a customer complaint before. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Oh and we're gonna do it. I mean, hopefully he
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  Speaker 1: won't even get one during his shift. Okay, oh wait,
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  Speaker 1: here's one coming right now and it's super weird. But
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  Speaker 1: again it's your phone tap right now, another tap on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties for barn Grill. This is Luke. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Yes, did it Damian and with the
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  Speaker 1: other day for a hot date and it didn't go
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  Speaker 1: well and I need to speak with a manager about it. Please.
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  Speaker 1: Oh um, I'm sorry the manager isn't in, but I'd
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  Speaker 1: be happy to try and help you. Are you qualified
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  Speaker 1: to handle like a theory of complaint? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely?
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  Speaker 1: Um why don't you just let me know what what
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  Speaker 1: happened and I'll see what I can do for you.
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  Speaker 1: Is everything okay, yeah, sorry, it's it's bringing back bad
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  Speaker 1: memories thinking about it. Oh that's okay, that's all right.
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  Speaker 1: I'm think your time and you know when you're ready.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just let me know. You're you're talking a lot.
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  Speaker 1: It's distracting me. So okay. So I was out. I
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  Speaker 1: was out with this peach named Trina, and we were
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  Speaker 1: getting kind of flirty with the bread sticks at the table,
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  Speaker 1: you know, doing the sword fighting if you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. Did did you say sword fighting? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's where I said sword fighting? Okay, you know right
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  Speaker 1: then it's a long blade, but in this case it
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  Speaker 1: was bread yes. No, no, I mean I understand. I
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  Speaker 1: can keep continue on, keep going. I think that's trying
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  Speaker 1: to do. You interrupted me. So teams, we're progressing rather nicely,
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  Speaker 1: and I could feel the heat between the thriving huh
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  Speaker 1: if that ever happened for you, maybe sure? Yeah, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I guess so. Yeah. So I turned to her and
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  Speaker 1: I said, hey, sweet thing, why don't you and me
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  Speaker 1: take a romantic detour to toilet town. You know in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom. What do you mean are you are you
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  Speaker 1: saying you went in there together? You're are you listening
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  Speaker 1: to me? Yeah? Just kicking bang bang is on the
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  Speaker 1: menu doesn't mean it didn't happen in the other areas
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  Speaker 1: of the restaurant that night. Oh god, So listen. We
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  Speaker 1: were in the restroom and I locked the door, and
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  Speaker 1: in my mind, you know, I'm about to go hurricane
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  Speaker 1: on this chick category five storm. I don't even know
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  Speaker 1: what that is. But can you please just get to
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  Speaker 1: the issue here. I would like to help you. The
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  Speaker 1: next thing I know, clothes are coming off like and
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  Speaker 1: then I'm on the ground in my back is all
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  Speaker 1: messed up and I'm screaming wow, wow what Yeah. Trina
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  Speaker 1: makes like a banana and beats it out of there,
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  Speaker 1: and it's all because your baby making station broke. Are garbage,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry which station? Your baby making station?
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  Speaker 1: A piece of crap? You know the table that folds
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  Speaker 1: up against the wall with the kola on it, it
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  Speaker 1: makes it make your babies here. Yeah, that's not a
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  Speaker 1: baby making table. That's a baby changing table? Is how
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  Speaker 1: am I supposed to know that? Because it's labeled that way.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's instructions on it if if you
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  Speaker 1: look at it, excuse me. I was in the throes
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  Speaker 1: of passion. Besides, I'm with a beautiful woman in a
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  Speaker 1: bathroom restaurant, ready to get my freak on. Okay, you
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  Speaker 1: know how often I get that opportunity, Sir, I honestly
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  Speaker 1: don't care that. What you're telling me is I'm like
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  Speaker 1: the United States at the World Cup, just happy to
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  Speaker 1: be there, okay, But next thing you know, I'm on
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  Speaker 1: my back screaming I'm not the good way. Okay. If
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  Speaker 1: you have a real complaint, you know what, I'm happy
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  Speaker 1: to help you. But if this is it, then I'm
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  Speaker 1: just gonna hang up with you. I do have a
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  Speaker 1: real complaint. I did not only didn't I not score
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  Speaker 1: any hot action that night, but she isn't even calling
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  Speaker 1: me back. So you need to tell her and say
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  Speaker 1: you guys royally stop and tell her that I'm a
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  Speaker 1: stallion too. You're a stallion real, okay? All right? Damn right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's my stallion voice. You know what. Um, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: need to hang up with you because I've got to
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  Speaker 1: address this here at the restaurant. And what you're telling
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  Speaker 1: me is gross and really inappropriate, and I, honestly I
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  Speaker 1: would like to make sure that you never come in
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  Speaker 1: here again. Oh really, Well, something that you didn't know
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  Speaker 1: is that I was actually invited back by the real manager, Kevin,
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  Speaker 1: who set you up for this prank call? So what
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  Speaker 1: I just went hurricane on your bet hold on you?
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  Speaker 1: What did you say? I said, your manager Kevin, and
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  Speaker 1: set you up for a prank call. My name's jeff
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  Speaker 1: from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're doing a
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  Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Oh my god, oh god, oh
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  Speaker 1: good god. Man. Yeah, Kevin said, somebody broke the changing
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  Speaker 1: station in the bathroom over there, and you guys don't
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  Speaker 1: know who did it. Yeah, no, I mean that that happened.
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  Speaker 1: That was glos. I think you just founded jealous, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: founded jealous of my move. Oh god, that was I
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  Speaker 1: was not ready for that. Holy crap. You really should
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  Speaker 1: label those more clearly though. Oh really, yeah, no, I can't.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's so gross. Week up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the morning