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Phone Tap: Barnaby The Best Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's broken Jeffrey in the morning. And how long does
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  Speaker 1: it take being on the phone with someone till you
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  Speaker 1: realize they're.
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  Speaker 2: A total weirdo?
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  Speaker 3: Like a minute?
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  Speaker 1: Would you be able to find that out in thirty seconds?
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  Speaker 4: I guess it really depends on what type of weirdo
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  Speaker 4: they are.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, today could be super super quick. When we call
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  Speaker 1: a maid of honor to introduce her to the best man.
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  Speaker 1: His name is Barnaby Wild. Yeah, and he's pretty inexperienced
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  Speaker 1: when it comes to weddings, so he may need a
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  Speaker 1: little advice, specifically about giving his speech. We'll hear how
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  Speaker 1: that goes in your phone.
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, Mornings on the twenty. Hello, greetings, Am
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  Speaker 2: I speaking with Lindsay. Yes, I am John's best man.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Barnaby Barnaby Way.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I believe God told you today we'd be Collie.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, thank you? Okay, Yes, how are you?
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  Speaker 2: Will? Salutations and congratulations because you are the maide of honor?
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  Speaker 4: Correct, Yes, yes, i am, I'm so excited, very honored.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how about you?
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  Speaker 2: He is how intoxicating it is to speak with you?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 2: Isn't love such a beautiful thing?
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  Speaker 4: Yes? It sure is? It sure is what can I
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  Speaker 4: do for you today?
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  Speaker 2: Indubitably it is? I am calling because actually I have
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  Speaker 2: not been to many weddings. Oh okay, in fact zero
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  Speaker 2: unless you count me live streaming the wedding of Meghan
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  Speaker 2: Markele and Prince Harry.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well that, yeah, that was a big wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Was quite erotic.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, he was wearing.
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  Speaker 2: His military uniform.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yes, yes he is dashing for sure. Yes, what
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  Speaker 3: can I do for you?
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  Speaker 2: So? I guess we are done discussing the wedding of
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  Speaker 2: the century.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I think we've covered that.
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  Speaker 3: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: You probably are very busy attending many other weddings.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I have been made of honor a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: And yet you are still single.
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  Speaker 3: I am yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Why do you suppose that is?
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  Speaker 4: I'm sure it's any number of reasons, but I'm at work.
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  Speaker 2: I only ask because, according to Prince Harry's autobiography, one
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  Speaker 2: of the best places to meet loose women is at
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  Speaker 2: low budget weddings.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, so what were you calling about today? Is there
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  Speaker 4: something I can help you with as far as being
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  Speaker 4: the best.
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  Speaker 2: Man or you know I am the best man. This
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  Speaker 2: will be the first time I am giving a speech, okay,
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  Speaker 2: and I just wanted to run a few things by
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  Speaker 2: you since you were so experienced.
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  Speaker 3: Go ahead, just hurry.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, dear Jonathan and Jessica, we are gathered here today
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  Speaker 2: on this lovely.
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  Speaker 3: You're not the justice of the peace or the priests,
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  Speaker 3: so you don't really have to say that part.
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  Speaker 4: I would just get the good stuff, get to the
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  Speaker 4: meat of it.
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  Speaker 2: Got it, So I will start again to whom it
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  Speaker 2: make concerns.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but you're talking to the bride McGroom, so just
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  Speaker 3: say their names.
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  Speaker 2: And that's why I have an idea during my speech.
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  Speaker 4: Do not trush me.
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  Speaker 3: And you are not starting out on the right foot,
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  Speaker 3: so hurry up and get to the meat of this.
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  Speaker 4: And I have to hang on.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I shouldn't do a speech at all. Maybe I
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  Speaker 2: should just read a passage from my hero's memoir.
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  Speaker 4: For God's sake.
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  Speaker 2: Here, he says, I was seven beers and four shots
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  Speaker 2: deep and have not seen my trousers in dats.
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  Speaker 4: What does this have to do with Jonathan and Jessica.
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  Speaker 4: Can I just ask you that.
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  Speaker 2: It is a commentary on true love. Here he continues,
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  Speaker 2: that is when I saw Megan on the set of suits,
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  Speaker 2: and I knew I would betray my family for her.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, listen, I'm going to have to go.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe we can touch base another time, because this is
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  Speaker 3: a really bad time.
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  Speaker 2: Good before you hang up. Jessica told me specifically, I
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  Speaker 2: need to talk to you about Prince Harry and Meghan Marko.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't think she ever said that. Jessica would
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  Speaker 4: not say that.
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  Speaker 2: She said to bring it up to you for this
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  Speaker 2: sprank phone code that we are doing on the radio. Prank,
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  Speaker 2: a prank, a prank phone code. Sometimes my voice makes
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  Speaker 2: my speeches her to understand and panicking.
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  Speaker 4: I'm good, so confused.
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  Speaker 2: I must tell you the truth that I am actually
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  Speaker 2: a radio host named jeff from Michelle Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning and we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you guys suck so I am so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 4: This is crazy.
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  Speaker 3: I listen to you guys all the time, and I've
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  Speaker 3: heard you do this so many times, and I swore
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  Speaker 3: to myself this would never happen to me because I'm
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  Speaker 3: too smart.
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  Speaker 1: Jessica thought you might fall for because she said that
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  Speaker 1: you were talking to her about the wedding and asking
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  Speaker 1: if the best man was cute, so she thought we
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  Speaker 1: could mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my lord, I can't believe she's such a wedd.
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  Speaker 2: I can confirm that I am cute and my name
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  Speaker 2: is Boodyby.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I didn't want to be rude to Jonathan's friend,
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  Speaker 3: but boy, you're trying my patient.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, but you and I are both single and at
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  Speaker 2: a low budget wedding, so perhaps we can sneak away
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  Speaker 2: and we can do what Harry and Meghan Michael did
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  Speaker 2: to each other on page forty eight. Oh God, very naughty.
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  Speaker 4: Weeke up.
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  Speaker 2: Every morning was fun taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning