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Phone Tap: Finley's Scottish Food Truck · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Hundred do you y away Today we call a guy
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  Speaker 2: who started his own food truck business serves Southern style
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  Speaker 2: cuisine and his company has been growing that he's adding
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  Speaker 2: more food trucks around the city and he's even getting
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  Speaker 2: booked for weddings now, which is great for him, but
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  Speaker 2: a big problem for someone else. And that person is
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  Speaker 2: a Scottish national named Finley. Finley Finley owns the food
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  Speaker 2: truck Bagpipe and bites Ah and he is drawing a
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  Speaker 2: line in the sand right now saying I've got the
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  Speaker 2: wedding industry, so it's time to shove off. Southern guy.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks calling the Tatlercakes Catering. This is Darren. How can
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  Speaker 3: I help you?
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  Speaker 4: I piss off you, my head off for.
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  Speaker 3: I lose my rag.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry you should be sorry for the food that
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  Speaker 4: you're serving.
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  Speaker 3: What is going on here? Who is this?
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  Speaker 4: I'm Finlay, the owner bag Pipes and Bites.
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  Speaker 3: The owner of what bag pipes and bites?
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  Speaker 4: We own? The Scottish food truck? Who's going to be
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  Speaker 4: taking down your business this Saturday? Hey, you've got giant
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  Speaker 4: turkey legs in your ear.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea what you're talking about right now.
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  Speaker 4: Oh well, let me break it down for you. The
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  Speaker 4: Kensington wetting you, Gordon, listen, it wet this Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have my truck there Saturday, so what
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  Speaker 3: about it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I heard your southern food trucks are gonna be there.
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  Speaker 4: Well I'm gonna be there too, with my supreme Scottish cuisine,
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  Speaker 4: your bagpipes and bipes, and there ain't no room for you.
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  Speaker 3: You got your truck book this Saturday with my truck
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  Speaker 3: at the wedding.
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  Speaker 4: No, they booked one bad truck and one good truck,
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  Speaker 4: and your truck needs to scuddy away.
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  Speaker 3: I can barely understand you, dude. What are you saying.
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  Speaker 4: I'm saying you're best not show your chuck wagon or
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  Speaker 4: you'll face an embarrassment like the Jagabites, not the Battle
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  Speaker 4: of Colonon.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about your battle of Colon or what
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  Speaker 3: you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Don't you act like you don't know about the Jagabites
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  Speaker 4: and the Battle of Colon and everybody knows that you
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  Speaker 4: hopped melted wille.
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  Speaker 3: I hope you cook as good as you bs.
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  Speaker 4: Because we're actually cooking. What are you doing over there?
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  Speaker 4: You're you're steaming a piece of corn and slathering it
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  Speaker 4: with heats of butter and mayonnaise.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 4: You know what a mayo noos is. It's American blasphemy. Huh,
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  Speaker 4: that condiment that's made from egg wats and oil fat
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  Speaker 4: mixed with more fat. I'm not even gonna have to
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  Speaker 4: fight you out the wedding, all right, your art he's
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  Speaker 4: doing it for me.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're just trying to intimidate me. It's not
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  Speaker 3: gonna work.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 4: If I what are you? I drive on to the
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  Speaker 4: next wetting down the road by the swamp were the
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  Speaker 4: stink of your food truck. Won't just stare at the
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  Speaker 4: live stock.
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  Speaker 3: Look, man, I'm sick of you coming at me for
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  Speaker 3: no reason. If you come up to my truck, I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna punch you in the mouth.
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  Speaker 4: The Lord gladly eat your punches because it's better than
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  Speaker 4: anything you're serving out of your food truck.
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  Speaker 3: It's my man.
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  Speaker 4: Don't cross me, boy, or don't be laughed out of
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  Speaker 4: the wedding, driving away and shame like all three of
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  Speaker 4: the ex wives.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet you got three egg wives do.
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  Speaker 4: El, Speth, Alinda and Fa She was the feisty one.
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  Speaker 3: Three smart women for leaving your behind.
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  Speaker 4: You know who's gonna be leaving you is your customers.
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  Speaker 4: Once they see the farm, slap your serv and they'll
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  Speaker 4: walk over to my food truck.
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  Speaker 3: If you try to steal any one of my customers,
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  Speaker 3: I am gonna put a hurt on your Irish Irish.
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  Speaker 4: We're no Irish on Skulish. I'm from the line of
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  Speaker 4: bagpipes and kilts and good old nesse. Who's righty? I
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  Speaker 4: swim up and take a bite out of your leg.
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  Speaker 3: This is a bunch of crap.
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  Speaker 4: It is a bunch of crops like your food truck.
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  Speaker 4: Do you see how often I can just call it
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  Speaker 4: back for some comedian and I'm playing a prank on you.
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  Speaker 4: What it's is wholes bro from the radio show Brooking
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning. This is a prank.
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  Speaker 3: Phone call, you man, you got me shaking over here.
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  Speaker 2: Your buddy Jackson.
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  Speaker 4: Dude, he set you up, he said, uh, he regrets
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  Speaker 4: on investing in your food truck business. You have like
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  Speaker 4: multiple trucks. Now you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Great, So that's a bunch of crap.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, he's a nice guy, right man.
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  Speaker 3: I'm glad I don't have to see you.
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  Speaker 4: Why don't we combined forces deep fried hagis. We'll get
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  Speaker 4: some donkey lips and some chicken livers in there, a
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  Speaker 4: little bit great.
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  Speaker 3: Throwing the bowl and slap some Maya news songs.
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  Speaker 4: Maya.
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  Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties, freaking free in the morning.