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Phone Tap: Beauty Rats · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: All right, it's time for your phone tap. And what
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  Speaker 2: happens if you're married and you both wake up one morning,
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  Speaker 2: walk downstairs to have breakfast and there's a big, hairy,
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  Speaker 2: gnarly rat munching on food under your dining room table.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my wife kill it, ye because they would scream
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  Speaker 3: and get up on top of a chair.
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  Speaker 2: Literally, that actually happened recently, and both people took a
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  Speaker 2: very different course of action because the wife wanted to
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  Speaker 2: call an exterminator, but the husband immediately wanted to call
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  Speaker 2: us to her. Now, that is a good husband. Now,
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  Speaker 2: apparently the rat that they saw was real, like he
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  Speaker 2: didn't plan a fake one. But the call that Brooks
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  Speaker 2: about to is going to take it to the next level.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. It's your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, my name is Teresa I'm calling from Beauty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking to speak with Lizzie.
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  Speaker 4: This is her.
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  Speaker 3: Oh hi Lizzie. I hope your day is going fabulous.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good. Great.
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  Speaker 3: I was just calling because I saw on your account
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  Speaker 3: that you recently ordered a fragrance from our risque line
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  Speaker 3: I did. Yeah, okay, have you received the package?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right, I'm hoping you haven't used it yet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I don't understand. Why shouldn't I have used it?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it turns out that specific fragrance you purchased from
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  Speaker 3: us came from a bad batch, and you know, they
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  Speaker 3: did everything to try to recall it, but some of
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  Speaker 3: it got through to the stores and was sold before
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  Speaker 3: we could stop it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, what's wrong with it?
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  Speaker 3: Apparently, when the fragrance has applied, they can produce pheromones
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  Speaker 3: that attract rodents. What so you heard me? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I heard you. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: You mean? What are rodents? Because I had to look
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  Speaker 3: that up too. They're like rats and mice.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I got that. I'm real clear on that. I
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  Speaker 4: don't understand. How what do you like? I don't understand?
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  Speaker 3: H Yeah, So I don't know all the scientific details
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  Speaker 3: about it or how it works like that. You know,
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  Speaker 3: I just do beauty, but it just does.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, but I actually have rats?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, you do.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, My husband and I saw one under our breakfast
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  Speaker 4: table yesterday morning, and I wanted him to call the
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  Speaker 4: East Germinator and he said that he was going to
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  Speaker 4: handle it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's all because of your perfume.
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  Speaker 4: I don't I don't even know what to say.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I am so sorry. I am just so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to know how many days have you
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  Speaker 3: been using it?
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  Speaker 4: Three or four?
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  Speaker 3: I think, Oh wow, that's a lot more than the
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  Speaker 3: other women that I talked to.
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  Speaker 4: I'm freaking out right now. What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: The only of a person I spoke to that had
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  Speaker 3: used it for three days, she found out a family
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  Speaker 3: of rats had already created a nest in her crawl space.
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  Speaker 4: Oh this cannot be happening. I can't stand rhodes.
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  Speaker 3: I can't.
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  Speaker 4: I can't stand rats or mice or any of those things.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even want a gerbil in my house.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think it works on gurbils. I think you're
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  Speaker 3: safe there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I was kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what, oh okay, So I'm sorry about the news.
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  Speaker 3: But you should definitely dispose of the perfume, but at
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  Speaker 3: a state mandated hazardous waste are yet, I mean if
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  Speaker 3: you can, oh and definitely call the exterminator.
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  Speaker 4: Oh you think. Yeah, I'm definitely gonna do that, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, good idea. I do have one more thing.
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  Speaker 4: I really don't want to talk about this anymore.
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  Speaker 3: A handful of people who use the fragrance did have
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  Speaker 3: their skin turned green after a few days. But it's
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  Speaker 3: only for a couple of days.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah wait, I'm sorry they're skin t green. What are
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  Speaker 4: you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, but good news. It goes away, I mean goes
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  Speaker 3: back to normal. It's just like maybe three or four
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  Speaker 3: days of green.
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  Speaker 4: I unders, yeah, my my skin is gonna turn green.
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  Speaker 3: I mean maybe maybe not. Only forty five percent of
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  Speaker 3: users had experienced that side effect.
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  Speaker 4: Percent That is a lot. Forty five percent is a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but we are so sorry this happened, you know,
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  Speaker 3: and we want to make this right.
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry, how are you going to make this right?
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  Speaker 4: Apparently rats are going to be running around my house
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  Speaker 4: and I'm gonna end up looking like the wicked fucking witch.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, gad, sorry about that. But for your trouble. We
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  Speaker 3: are willing to give you a fifteen percent off discount
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  Speaker 3: on any gift card purchase over two hundred and fifty dollars. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 4: No, I would never buy from you again ever, and
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  Speaker 4: I'm going to tell all of my friends to never
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  Speaker 4: order from you again.
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  Speaker 3: We'll make sure to also tell your husband Mike not
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  Speaker 3: to order from us either.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, how do you know my husband? My husband doesn't
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  Speaker 4: order from.
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  Speaker 3: You because he's the one that came up with this
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  Speaker 3: phone break. It's actually broke for Brooke and Jeffrey. In
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  Speaker 3: the morning, we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Please tell me that this really is a joke and
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  Speaker 4: I'm not gonna turn green.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, You're not gonna turn green. Yeah, your husband told
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  Speaker 3: us that you guys did really see a rat in
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  Speaker 3: your kitchen yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: Totally did we totally totally.
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  Speaker 3: He said you were super freaked out, but don't worry.
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  Speaker 3: He caught the rat.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: He hadn't told you yet. See good news.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, that's very good news. Oh my god, it is
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  Speaker 4: not really great news for him, because I think I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna have to kill him. Go wake up. Every morning
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  Speaker 4: was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Freaking Jeffrey
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  Speaker 4: in the morning,