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Phone Tap: Classy Weddings Only · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone Tap, Brooke poses as a wedding planner,
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  Speaker 1: but not just any wedding planner, a last second fill
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  Speaker 1: in for a bride who's supposed to get married just
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  Speaker 1: weeks from now.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so easy going and not stressed
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  Speaker 2: at all.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and when Brooke is in charge of planning your wedding,
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  Speaker 1: I can promise you two things. One it'll be elegant,
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  Speaker 1: and two it'll be way over budget within the first
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  Speaker 1: twenty four hours. Don't believe me, you'll hear it in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another on the twenty twenties. Hello, I'm calling from Events
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  Speaker 2: and Wedding Planning. My name is Sarah Finaglamore.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, how are you doing.
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  Speaker 2: Are you Tiffany?
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  Speaker 3: Yes I am, I'm sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Well I'm calling to tell you that Aubrey has quit
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  Speaker 2: from the company and I'm taking over your little event.
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  Speaker 3: Are you serious. We've been planning this last four months together.
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  Speaker 2: Trust me, you're in much better hands now. I have
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  Speaker 2: worked with everyone from princes to politicians to certain celebrities.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, I don't like.
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  Speaker 2: To name names, but have you heard of Nelly?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: I have. I worked with a fourth Saint lunatic in
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  Speaker 2: his crew. Well, not to brag. Not to brag.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if I brag about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, humility is becoming on people, isn't it. So back
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  Speaker 2: to you, I'm going over your budget and I saw
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  Speaker 2: an error. It almost made me laugh out loud.
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  Speaker 3: What type of error did you find?
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  Speaker 2: How unbecoming laughter? Oh oh yes, someone forgot a zero?
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  Speaker 2: It said your budget was only forty thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's my budget, and I'm sticking to my budget.
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  Speaker 3: What so, how would it be moor than that. That's
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  Speaker 3: as much as that's moves I could pay right now
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  Speaker 3: for everything.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, Tiffany, it is right your joke.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm serious. My budget is forty thousand in that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's been stressful planning this wedding. It's in a couple
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  Speaker 3: of weeks. I don't have time to I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Just going to interrupt you right there and let you
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  Speaker 2: know I was planning to spend that much just for
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  Speaker 2: your napkins.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's outrages. Why was I spend forty thousand just
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  Speaker 3: for nappings? Why anything?
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  Speaker 2: Why is because there's special Egyptian napkins flown in from Turkey.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care where they're from. I didn't act for that.
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  Speaker 2: According to our agreement which you signed with Aubrey, we
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  Speaker 2: have full authority to spend whatever we deem appropriate for
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  Speaker 2: your occasion.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. I need to think disagreement because this doesn't make
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  Speaker 3: any sense.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So I'm guessing from your tone that it's
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  Speaker 2: going to be a no on the imported moon dust confetti.
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  Speaker 2: Imported What you don't know moondust confetti?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't know what is it.
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  Speaker 2: It's naturally harvested from the lunar's surface during secret NASA emissions.
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  Speaker 2: It's so hot right now, one thousand dollars per handful.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you can't be serious.
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  Speaker 2: I need to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not getting moons as confettis.
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  Speaker 2: I don't normally work with clients who are so cheap.
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  Speaker 3: You called me cheap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, I think your budget called you cheap. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: excuse me? What did you say? You know what? I'm
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  Speaker 2: just going to cross that off. Moon dust is out.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, cross it off now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I will have to tell you that I can't
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  Speaker 2: do anything about your bouquet made entirely of endangered rainforest
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  Speaker 2: or kids. Though what already purchased.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't talk about this.
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  Speaker 2: Each flower is flown in individually via private jet, costing
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  Speaker 2: five thousand dollars per se. No outrage from environmentalists. Oh
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  Speaker 2: my god, did make me laugh.
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  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be laughing right now. You're really stressing me out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have this kind of money.
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  Speaker 2: Are you upset because you're one of those tree huggers?
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  Speaker 2: Stop talking.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what this is. It seems like you're
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  Speaker 3: the wrong planner for me, and it's completely out of
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  Speaker 3: my budget.
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  Speaker 2: I'm wrong. No one has ever fired Saraphina Glamore.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, this is the first time you're fired. You're done.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, you should think about firing your friend Tanisha or
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  Speaker 2: Li's getting her out of your wedding party. She's the
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  Speaker 2: one that set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is actually broke from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. Tanisha set you up
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  Speaker 2: for a phone tap?
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  Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding?
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  Speaker 2: Me said you were really stressed about your wedding, and
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  Speaker 2: she said, chill out, relax.
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  Speaker 3: Wow important boom us.
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  Speaker 2: Oh did you want me to add that back onto
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  Speaker 2: the list.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, you guys are crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I may be able to get it off market for
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  Speaker 2: only eight thousand dollars a handful. Oh my god, what
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  Speaker 2: a bargain, right.
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  Speaker 3: Weeke up. Every morning was phone Tap weekday mornings twenties
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning