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Phone Tap: Know Nothing Nanny · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a babysitter who's been nannying one family's
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  Speaker 1: kids for the last two years. Oh, it's a long time,
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  Speaker 1: and she finally had a chance to go on a vacation,
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  Speaker 1: and wouldn't you know it, the family wanted to prank her.
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  Speaker 2: That's true family right there.
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  Speaker 1: I thought, oh, like, this is way too cruel, but
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  Speaker 1: everybody else in here was like.
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  Speaker 3: No, let's get it.
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  Speaker 1: She deserves to have her peaceful getaway ruin that will
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  Speaker 1: teach her to take a day off of work.
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  Speaker 2: End quote, let's go.
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  Speaker 1: And you know me, I'm a sheep, so I just
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  Speaker 1: went along with it and we pretended Alexis was the
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  Speaker 1: fill in nanny. Now, me just saying those words should
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  Speaker 1: give you absolute nightmares. But this is it. It's your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 4: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Is this Beth.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Heather from Delta Zeta you know easy diasis.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. I'm sorry, the.
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  Speaker 2: Nanny service contacted me. I'm filling in for you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm sorry. I didn't know what that was.
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  Speaker 3: All right, Hi, how are you everything? Okay, I'm good.
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  Speaker 4: I'm watching the Anderson kids and they said I should
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  Speaker 4: call you if I had any questions because you've been
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  Speaker 4: with the family for a few years.
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  Speaker 3: Now, right, Yeah, thanks for covering for me. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is the first occasion I've had in a while,
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  Speaker 3: so oh it's going on.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't want to bug you. But do you
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  Speaker 2: know where they keep the liquor?
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  Speaker 3: Why would you need to know that?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, it doesn't matter what kind it is, I
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  Speaker 4: mean preferably peach shops.
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  Speaker 2: But I just need to get right, I feel me.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really not a cool thing to do while
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  Speaker 3: you're working.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's my first week here. Come on, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just getting out the nerves.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sure you have a day off you can get
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  Speaker 3: out the nerves. Then that's not professional, not when you're
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  Speaker 3: working with kids, all right, mom?
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  Speaker 2: I mean it takes at least three shots for me
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  Speaker 2: to even get buzzed.
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  Speaker 3: But okay, did you seriously just call me? Mom? I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is like my vacation and you're calling about liquor
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  Speaker 3: like not a good idea?
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  Speaker 4: No, you know what, I'm sure I can just find
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  Speaker 4: it on my own. But anyway, do you know where
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  Speaker 4: they keep the money?
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  Speaker 3: Then? Uh? In their wallet? This is not cool. I
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  Speaker 3: don't understand why you're even asking No.
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  Speaker 4: Not that money, but you know, if I want to
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  Speaker 4: buy a pizza for the kids, or like for makeup.
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  Speaker 2: I looked at all the rods and I.
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  Speaker 3: Can't find any You're not using their money to buy
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  Speaker 3: your personal things. Okay, they will give you money if
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  Speaker 3: they want you to buy a pizza or something. Oha.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, like, is this like a poor family? They don't
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  Speaker 2: see poor.
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  Speaker 3: No, they're not poor at all. It's just your job
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  Speaker 3: is to take care of the kids, not yourself. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 3: do that on your off time.
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  Speaker 2: Wait where are they anyways?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 3: Where?
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  Speaker 1: Who?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? The kids? Duh?
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, God, are you serious?
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  Speaker 2: Where do they keep them?
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  Speaker 3: You know? Way the kids are? Well, I've been wondering,
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  Speaker 3: going on, who are you well?
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  Speaker 4: I've been wandering around the house for like two hours
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  Speaker 4: and I can't find them anywhere.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, you lost the kids?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? Rude? No, what do you think I am stupid?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course you're stupid. I mean, have you not
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  Speaker 3: met the family?
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  Speaker 4: The kids? Calm down, mom, I just parked up front.
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  Speaker 4: I went up the brick staircase and the door was unlocked,
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  Speaker 4: so I just went inside.
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  Speaker 3: They don't have a brick staircase.
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  Speaker 2: It's a brick staircase with a big black door.
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  Speaker 3: No, girl, that's not the right house. No, you're not
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  Speaker 3: in the right house.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it says on their mailbox. I'm looking at it
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  Speaker 4: right now. Seventeen thirty way.
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  Speaker 3: Thirteen seventy way.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fudge numbers, seriously always confuse me.
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  Speaker 3: There is no way that the babysitting service would hire
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  Speaker 3: someone like you. Just get out of the house and
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  Speaker 3: I'll call the Andersons.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, it's okay.
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  Speaker 4: I've already called them, and they're the ones who actually
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  Speaker 4: wanted me to set you up for this prank phone call,
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  Speaker 4: so they.
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  Speaker 2: Don't live about it.
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  Speaker 3: What's going on?
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  Speaker 4: My real names alexis from the radio show Brooke and
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  Speaker 4: Jeffrey in the Morning, and you just got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry. The Anderson family set you up.
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  Speaker 4: They said you finally took a vacation, which you totally deserve,
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  Speaker 4: but they all miss you and can't wait for you
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  Speaker 4: to come back.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I need to key to that liquor cabinet now. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: We do know where the liquor cabin is.
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  Speaker 3: I knew you were holding back on me, not on
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  Speaker 3: a job.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah okay, just before and after.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah and now oh yeah, same
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  Speaker 4: Wake up every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on
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