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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Flirting Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: So imagine you're single. Okay, Brook, don't smile like that.
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  Speaker 2: Come on.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Your single and you've been looking to meet someone for
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  Speaker 1: a while. When your best friend comes to you and
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  Speaker 1: says they just found your perfect match. If it's your best.
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  Speaker 4: Friend, I believe him.
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  Speaker 2: No, Jeff, I just think this. No, I can't imagine it.
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  Speaker 1: Just disbelief. They found your perfect match. They work with them,
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  Speaker 1: and for weeks they're talking this person up to you, saying, oh,
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  Speaker 1: he is a catch, you have to meet him, and
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  Speaker 1: then you finally get that big phone call. Thirty seconds
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  Speaker 1: scene you're wondering, why did I pick up the phone?
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  Speaker 1: This was a terrible mistake, and that's exactly what we
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  Speaker 1: wanted to have happened during your brand new phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: That's right now.
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  Speaker 4: Another hello, well, Elloh is this Emily?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Emily.
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  Speaker 4: Well hello my lady. Oh this is Eddie. Some people
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  Speaker 4: call me steady Eddie. Your friends Hannah told me to
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  Speaker 4: give you a little ring a ding ding. That's what
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  Speaker 4: I did on my phone when I was dialing. I
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  Speaker 4: was like ring ding ding.
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  Speaker 5: I was like singing, Oh okay, so Eddie, Yes, Hannah
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  Speaker 5: has mentioned you to me a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Dam gross. Sorry, I sneeze on my phone.
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  Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, Usually I have a handkerchief on me, but all
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  Speaker 4: of them are in the washer right now, like ten
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  Speaker 4: of them. I have all different colors too.
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  Speaker 2: You know, I thought it'd be really honest, like Hannah
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  Speaker 2: has really built you up to me, great things to
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  Speaker 2: say about you. But like, for some reason for me
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  Speaker 2: right now, Like I'm really not trying to be rude,
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  Speaker 2: but it is just not translating here with my sneeze.
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  Speaker 4: Because that's nature. I couldn't help that, right And Plus,
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  Speaker 4: I think we've only been talking for approximately forty three
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  Speaker 4: seconds forty four now, I mean forty five.
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  Speaker 2: Weird it out? Is there anyway could like change its subject?
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  Speaker 4: You know what? I agree? Yeah, let's get to talk
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  Speaker 4: in tuts. I think we've gone off to the wrong
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  Speaker 4: foot or the wrong nodes.
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  Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm not. Yeah, you said, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Let's get to know each other. First thing First, my
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  Speaker 4: parents got divorced about a decade ago, and I think
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  Speaker 4: about it all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Trauma out for me right now, Okay, I'm not willing
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  Speaker 2: to do that.
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  Speaker 4: It's just something I'm dealing with and that you mean
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  Speaker 4: appreciate honesty. You know, maybe I'll rail it on back
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  Speaker 4: a little like I'm fishing, railing the line back. Nothing on,
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  Speaker 4: nothing on the hook.
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  Speaker 2: For me either. I really don't know if I can
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  Speaker 2: talk much longer. I have something going on today. I
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  Speaker 2: gotta get to Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm super busy too. I am totally was not
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  Speaker 4: looking forward to this call a week.
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  Speaker 2: It was talking to you.
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  Speaker 4: Let's talk about our date.
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  Speaker 1: Let's talk about what our date.
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  Speaker 4: I want to take you out to eat. There's some
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  Speaker 4: really great restaurants I hear in the city. I can
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  Speaker 4: go anywhere. I love all food. Watch that for I
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  Speaker 4: can't eat greenk or Italian or American. I can't eat those.
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  Speaker 4: Sometimes I throw up spontaneously on myself.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So you're allergic to everything.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not allergic to love. Have you ever been
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  Speaker 4: in love before?
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  Speaker 2: I guess?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, well, don't worry, am, You'll find love. I was
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  Speaker 4: in love once, but she left me for a guy
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  Speaker 4: who drives a tour bus. Oh boy, yeah, not even no,
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  Speaker 4: not even the guy that talks on the tours. He
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  Speaker 4: just did the driving.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, it's been talking to you all.
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  Speaker 4: Wait, hold on before you hang up. Do you like pets?
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  Speaker 4: What that's a hand effect? She said, you like animals?
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  Speaker 4: You have a dog, right.
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  Speaker 2: Hannah told you?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Well, I asked, because I had a dog who
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  Speaker 4: had syphil as one.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 4: You recovered. But it was a long time till he
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  Speaker 4: got horny again. He just stopped dry humping my leg,
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  Speaker 4: and I wasn't really carried.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta say that, is he the more disturbing than
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  Speaker 2: anything else. I thought it was gonna come out of
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  Speaker 2: your mouth, so really gotta go down.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have one more disturbing thing to come out
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  Speaker 4: of my mouth that you got. Prank Tut's jokes on you,
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  Speaker 4: Philly Goose.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell are you talking about? I can barely
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  Speaker 2: understand you.
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  Speaker 4: I'm tagging, Oh you can't understand me. My name's from
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  Speaker 4: Brick and Jeffrey in the morning, and we're doing a
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  Speaker 4: prank phone call on you. Hannah set you up? Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: your friend, Hannah.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, was like my worst night folding right
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  Speaker 2: in front of me.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not your nightmare. I'm your dream come true. My lady, Oh,
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  Speaker 4: real quick, before I hang up, do you retain a
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  Speaker 4: lot of water during that time? Of the month because
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  Speaker 4: I've been, I've been. My jeans are just not fitting well.
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  Speaker 2: But can I hang up now?
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  Speaker 4: Okay? Salutations wake up every morning weisy Tap weekday mornings
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  Speaker 4: on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning