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Phone Tap: Anya At Applebees · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: In today's phone tap, a girl wanted us to prank
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  Speaker 1: her boyfriend who works at Applebee's, and she says he
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  Speaker 1: gets hit on all the time by a group of
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  Speaker 1: older women who come in there every single week, and
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  Speaker 1: they flirt with him. They kind of give him a
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  Speaker 1: bad time.
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  Speaker 2: And tease him.
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  Speaker 1: Miss those days of being a service hit on my
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  Speaker 1: old ladies all the time. I mean, it's kind of
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  Speaker 1: nice but also a little bit weird. But we thought,
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  Speaker 1: how perfect would it be for our own brook Fox
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  Speaker 1: to be one of these thirsty cougars.
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  Speaker 2: I was surprised Literally's asked me to do this. I
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  Speaker 2: thought for sure you're going to ask Alexis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you were a second choice. I will be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you there. But she calls this guy trying to
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  Speaker 1: get her delicious or derv if you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You can see if she traps her young prey in
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hey, Cory, I'm sorry who is this?
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  Speaker 2: This is Anya? Because That's where I'm gonna be Lateranya.
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  Speaker 3: It I I'm sorry who is this? Though? Anya?
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  Speaker 2: Remember Anya from Applebee's.
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  Speaker 3: I work at Applebee's, but I don't remember Anya from Applebee's.
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  Speaker 2: Ring iting thing. I knew you'd remember me.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm really sorry. I don't remember you. How would
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  Speaker 3: I know you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I get it. We're playing games tonight? I like that.
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  Speaker 3: No, no games. I'm really I'm being serious. I think
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  Speaker 3: you have the wrong person.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you're the kind of guy who leaves the
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  Speaker 2: toilet seed up makes me work for it.
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  Speaker 3: Is that supposed to be sexy? I don't even know
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  Speaker 3: what that means.
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  Speaker 2: You know, the last server I was with had a British.
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  Speaker 3: Accent, okay, and it.
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  Speaker 2: Only happened after we hooked up. Now he just speaks British.
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  Speaker 2: How would you like a posh British party baby.
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  Speaker 3: Because British partty. No, I don't know. I'm pretty sure
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  Speaker 3: that accent is like some weird German or you know.
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  Speaker 2: In our latest HOA newsletter, I was voted number four
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  Speaker 2: for hungriest cougar on the Block.
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  Speaker 3: Brah, are you okay? I mean you don't found okay,
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  Speaker 3: I'm about.
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  Speaker 2: To be more okay when you bump me up to
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  Speaker 2: number three, or you could just bump me.
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  Speaker 3: No, neither of those things are going to happen. I'm
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  Speaker 3: really sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I've been wondering, do you have a stepmom or do
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  Speaker 2: you want me to just roll play as one.
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  Speaker 3: That's gross.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up, I'm about to send you to your room
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  Speaker 2: for being naughty.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not naughty. Look, I think what happened is that
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  Speaker 3: one of my fellow servers probably put my number on
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  Speaker 3: your your receipts about you.
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  Speaker 2: Just shut up and listen.
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  Speaker 3: Huh okay, listen that that is crossing the line.
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  Speaker 2: Tonight, you'll come over to my house, take off your shirt,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm going to write a number on your back
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  Speaker 2: with my finger that tells you my body count.
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  Speaker 3: Your body count as.
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  Speaker 2: In previous partners.
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  Speaker 3: That's not sexy or appealing. Why would I want to know?
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  Speaker 2: Why? Back? Because mama's got a lot of commas.
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  Speaker 1: I don't become a mama.
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  Speaker 3: It's really obvious that you've been drinking.
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  Speaker 2: Let me check my watch. I just dropped it in
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  Speaker 2: my wineglass minutes ago, fished out with my teeth.
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  Speaker 3: You need to sober up and I need to go.
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  Speaker 2: You have to live so soon? Are you going to
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  Speaker 2: go party with your girlfriend? Naomi?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: What she told me? How you get hit on all
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  Speaker 2: the time at your waiter job by wait sexy older women?
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  Speaker 3: When did you talk to Naomi, I'm confused here can.
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  Speaker 2: She set you up for this prank phone call? Oh my,
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  Speaker 2: oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Wait sorry, sorry, this is actually Brooke.
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  Speaker 2: I know you're disappointed. From Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 2: we're doing a phone tell on you.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, who is this creepy woman called? So
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  Speaker 3: you were getting hot?
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  Speaker 2: I heard it?
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  Speaker 3: I heard No, Yeah, your.
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  Speaker 2: Girlfriend says a couple of cougar regulars apparently at Applebee's
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  Speaker 2: have asked you to hang out.
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  Speaker 3: And yes, there's a group of women that come in
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  Speaker 3: like three times a week and it's awkward and she knows.
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  Speaker 2: That backfired on her if you were into.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm glad I didn't say I would let you
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  Speaker 3: write your body count number on my back. That would
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  Speaker 3: have been weird.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you wanted me to be the stepmama? Come on?
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  Speaker 3: No, definitely not having this week up every morning with
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  Speaker 3: phone tap weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning