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Phone Tap: Alan Raps The Senior Home · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Today, we call a woman who manages a high end
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  Speaker 1: senior living facility and she's been stressed because the events
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  Speaker 1: coordinator has been out, and that means she's been the
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  Speaker 1: one hiring people every other day to come in to
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  Speaker 1: entertain the old folks. Now, most of the time she
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  Speaker 1: meets them face to face before, but this week she
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  Speaker 1: took a recommendation from a coworker, and that recommendation was
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  Speaker 1: for none other than the guy who danced with Fred
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  Speaker 1: Astaire and Ginger Rogers himself.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, the Alan winter.
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  Speaker 1: Oh see how it goes in your phone?
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  Speaker 2: Tap right now, it's another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Estate senior living facility. This is Emily Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Yes, my name is Alan Winterbottom. I'm supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be there on Friday for the bingo game. I'm at
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  Speaker 2: the special guest reader for the number.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Randall said you would be calling. It's nice to
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  Speaker 3: talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's nice to talk to you. You're You've got
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  Speaker 2: a nice pretty voice there.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: You sound like the Wettiners we hired in the seventies
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  Speaker 2: for our daughter. She was she was a real looker,
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  Speaker 2: knew how to boil my cabbage.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I yeah, normally I meet with someone in
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  Speaker 3: person before we hire them.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm sorry to interrupt you. I was wondering, have
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  Speaker 2: you checked out my rider yet?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
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  Speaker 2: Or what my rider? I have a requirement that I
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  Speaker 2: need to get up and entertain the crowd before the
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  Speaker 2: Bengal game starts.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I've never had anybody send that over, So what
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  Speaker 3: is it?
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  Speaker 2: I guess I could tell you, But how about I
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  Speaker 2: just show? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how are you gonna show me?
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  Speaker 2: Let me just get out the old walkman over here. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: here we go. This is an Allen winter Bottom one
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  Speaker 2: time exclusive. Oh yeah, you feel that, mama, take your
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  Speaker 2: dentures out for this one, ladies, Allen's going hardcore. Let
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  Speaker 2: me see. Oh no, is it worth it? Let me
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  Speaker 2: work you to put my thing down, flip it and
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  Speaker 2: reverse to shrive. You excuse me? You interrupted me? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but like I was really starting to flow.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think that we can play that song at
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  Speaker 3: our senior living facility.
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  Speaker 2: You can't, but I can't. I got my walkman.
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  Speaker 3: Just plug it in, I know, but I can't.
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  Speaker 2: If you got a big let me search you to
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  Speaker 2: find out how to go to work. Yeah, come on, sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna have to cut you off. What
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  Speaker 3: do you understand? This is a senior living facility. Like
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  Speaker 3: most people here are eighty and ninety years old, they
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  Speaker 3: don't need to hear it.
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  Speaker 2: But we're not dead. We still know how to get
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  Speaker 2: funky with it.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you can't wait for us to all kick
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  Speaker 2: the bucket and get us off your hands.
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  Speaker 3: That is such an inappropriate comment.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, it's funny. That was the title of my first album,
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  Speaker 2: Kick the Bucket with Alan. Yeah, me and Snoop Deal
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  Speaker 2: double G.
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  Speaker 3: I doubt you know Snoop DOGG.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's it's not the Snoop dog that you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's the guy who used to write the Snoopy comic
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  Speaker 2: him and I rolled.
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  Speaker 3: Oh No, I don't care like I am trying to
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  Speaker 3: get somebody to comment entertain our people on entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't even heard the third verse yet. You
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  Speaker 2: don't go down, or you will, won't you? You go
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  Speaker 2: downtown heat and like a vulture. You know what that means.
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  Speaker 3: Unfortunately, Joe know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: Can you explain it to me? Because I feel weird
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  Speaker 2: when I sing that part.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we need to talk about that. I'm
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  Speaker 3: gonna have to speak to Randall about this. He recommended you.
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  Speaker 2: No, he recommends me. He didn't recommend me. He recommended
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  Speaker 2: you for a prank phone call on the radio.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, what.
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  Speaker 2: Is a prank phone on you? Do you get it?
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  Speaker 2: I worked it and it was worth it. I put
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  Speaker 2: your thing down and pranked it and then reversed it
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  Speaker 2: on the radio.
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  Speaker 1: So this is my real name is jeff from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap
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  Speaker 1: on you, Emily.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was genuinely scared.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to do it to you, but Randall set
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  Speaker 1: you up because he said you've been really stressed since
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  Speaker 1: you guys don't and have an event courting and over there,
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  Speaker 1: everything's been on your plate instead.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so I am back to doing bingo. I'm just
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  Speaker 3: really glad this person's not showing up.
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  Speaker 2: Because you'd want him to go downtown like a vulture.
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  Speaker 3: Huh. That was yeah, very interesting week up every morning
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  Speaker 3: with poom taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning