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Phone Tap: Chicken Banana Smoothie · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's almost time for your prank call.
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  Speaker 2: And recently a woman reached out to us because she
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  Speaker 2: couldn't believe that her friend went and complained about her smoothies.
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  Speaker 1: So she has one of those.
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  Speaker 2: Loyalty cards where if you buy a certain amount, you
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  Speaker 2: get the next one free. Apparently the people at the
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  Speaker 2: juice store couldn't figure it out, so she went and
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  Speaker 2: emailed corporate about it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's how bad this woman wants a
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  Speaker 1: free smoothie. It's important better.
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  Speaker 2: She's gonna get way more than she bargained for. When
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  Speaker 2: we call in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: Phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, is Angelica Red there? Who I'm calling from
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  Speaker 2: Juice Corporate? The name's Tyler Skedooche customer Relations.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, what's this regarding? I know I send an email.
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  Speaker 2: I just was forwarded your complain email about your recent
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  Speaker 2: experience with us, and I just on to call personally
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  Speaker 2: and tell you I am so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it says something I'm just looking at it.
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  Speaker 2: You ordered your nine smoothies and didn't get your tenth
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  Speaker 2: for free. Yeah, that's correct, and you felt that was
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  Speaker 2: needed to write in to the company about it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I was just they couldn't help me at
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  Speaker 3: the store that I was at, so I just figured
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  Speaker 3: it would be easier to just go straight to the.
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  Speaker 1: Top, make it my problem. I see, all right.
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  Speaker 3: So I mean I wasn't trying to make something like
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  Speaker 3: your personal problem. I didn't know what else to do.
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  Speaker 1: I just I got it.
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  Speaker 2: So listen, I'm going to address your issue in just
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  Speaker 2: a second, but real quick.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm curious.
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  Speaker 2: Have you had a chance to try our new chicken
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  Speaker 2: banana smoothie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so what you're kind of smooth?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, it's chicken and banana, little protein and potassium riding
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  Speaker 2: the double pas.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, that doesn't really sound appealing to me.
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  Speaker 2: Well okay, but if it did, I could get you too,
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  Speaker 2: free chicken banana smoothie.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not really interested in that product, thank you. But
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to figure out my you know, loyalty thing,
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  Speaker 3: that's all.
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  Speaker 1: I see, just got just a few things over on
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  Speaker 1: my end. Let me just put you on hold.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, that's fine.
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  Speaker 1: Hey you got Tyler Scadouche here? What can I grab
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  Speaker 1: you for?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? Sorry, yeah, I was just on the phone with
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  Speaker 3: you I was trying to figure out by pretty smoothie
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  Speaker 3: you okay, yeah, what? Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't.
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  Speaker 2: Right, So listen, I was able to talk to a
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  Speaker 2: couple of the higher ups here, and they're willing to
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  Speaker 2: give you three complimentary chicken banana smoothies if you drop
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  Speaker 2: the card complaint.
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually a vegetarian, so I'm not really interested in.
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  Speaker 1: Well, good, it's got banana in it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but look, I'm not really interested in that. I
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  Speaker 3: just was trying to figure out what's going on with my.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, oh god, you got him, Tyler Dooche, what's
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  Speaker 5: the happy cappy?
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  Speaker 3: Hey? Yeah, it's me again. You keep offering me this protein,
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  Speaker 3: weird chicken banana smoothie, and if you're having the song
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  Speaker 3: that's playing it too, like.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty catchy.
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  Speaker 3: Right, No, it's really annoying.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, I made that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, excuse me, what was that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: tell you about the chicken banana smoothie. It's the white
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  Speaker 2: meat meets yellow heat.
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  Speaker 3: Hey that sounds what does that even mean?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, you keep saying yummy.
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  Speaker 3: No, that is clearly on your end that is not me.
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  Speaker 1: On my end. I'm just trying to tell you about
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  Speaker 1: the bold fusion of farm and fruit.
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  Speaker 3: Do you hear how you're describing this smoothie? It sounds disgusting.
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  Speaker 3: You're not selling it to me. Okay, excuse me, No,
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  Speaker 3: excuse you.
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  Speaker 1: So we're just making it.
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  Speaker 3: I just want my free smoothie. Can you just fix
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  Speaker 3: it in the system? That's all I want? Please?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I can definitely help you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, So he literally just took me on again.
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  Speaker 3: I can't sure excuse me anybody?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't ask Tyler's go. What can
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  Speaker 1: I do for?
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  Speaker 3: It's me again?
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  Speaker 1: Oh god? I mean welcome back.
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  Speaker 4: Like is obvious, you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't want to deal with me, and I really don't
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  Speaker 3: want to deal with you because you have not been
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  Speaker 3: helpful or respectful at all. Okay, So I don't even
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  Speaker 3: know why you called me if you're not going to
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  Speaker 3: resolve this issue for me.
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  Speaker 2: Full disclosure, I only called you because your sister really
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  Speaker 2: wanted me to what. Yeah, she was the one who
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  Speaker 2: said that you were stubborn and gullible enough to fall
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  Speaker 2: for this prank phone call, and I didn't want.
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  Speaker 3: To believe her, but uh.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess I guess she was right.
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  Speaker 3: So dumb.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, you say this is dumb.
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  Speaker 1: My name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is a really smart phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: Was so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 5: I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I just want to smoothiet my smoothie.
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  Speaker 1: A chicken banana smoothie.
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  Speaker 3: That is disturbing. I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 2: They're feathered and fruity, protein and potassium.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I'll put you down for three. We'll call it good.
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  Speaker 3: No, send them to my sister, please
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  Speaker 1: Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties