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Phone Tap: Bumble Meatball Party · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: If you're newly single and haven't been on the dating
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  Speaker 1: apps in five to ten years, maybe you've never been
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  Speaker 1: on them, then you can understand the situation of the
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  Speaker 1: guy we call today. His name's Antonio. He's recently divorced
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  Speaker 1: and just matched with his first woman online. Immediately told
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  Speaker 1: his friends about it, and they passed that info right
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  Speaker 1: along to us. So Brooke could pretend to be that girl.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, and let's just say she's got other plans
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  Speaker 1: for their first meet up.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I do.
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  Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, Antonio? Hi, who is this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you know who it is? No, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: What is it, You're silly?
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  Speaker 2: It's Eve from Bumble. Oh my god, do you forget
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  Speaker 2: about me already? No? I didn't forget about you. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just surprised.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I surprised you called me.
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  Speaker 2: You really have been out of the dating game.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I have Sorry, people just call each other
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  Speaker 1: right away when they exchange numbers.
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  Speaker 2: When things are this hot. Yeah, wow, I mean I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't resist. You're like a little flavor Fox. Oh, just
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  Speaker 2: so a flavor Fox. I am out of it. I've
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  Speaker 2: never heard that before. Wow. So I'm waiting for what
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  Speaker 2: I'm waiting for you to ask me out? Wow? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Doing really forwards?
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  Speaker 2: But sure?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing Friday?
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  Speaker 2: Do you want to grab a drink? Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: I thought you'd never ask. Uh, Friday is actually perfect
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  Speaker 2: for me? Okay, great, that's awesome? Oh good? Sorry? Can
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  Speaker 2: you just hold on for like one quick second?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Sure?
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  Speaker 2: Hey Fred? Yeah, I'm on the phone with Antonio and
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  Speaker 2: he wants to meet on Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Is that okay? Uh? Huh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is good? Perfect? Oh my god, Antonio, great news. Fred
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  Speaker 2: and I are both good for Friday. Who is Fred?
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  Speaker 2: He's just someone I'm interested in, and he's interested in
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  Speaker 2: me and interested in you.
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  Speaker 1: Why are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Wait, oh my god, hold on, I forgot hey, Chris.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm talking to Antonio and he wants to go
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  Speaker 2: out on Friday. Does Friday work?
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  Speaker 1: Oh heck? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What Antonio?
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  Speaker 1: Who is that?
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  Speaker 2: Real? Quick to recap? I'm good with Friday. Fred's in
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like Chris could be free. What are you
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  Speaker 2: talking about? What I'm trying to say?
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  Speaker 1: Don't want to go I only want to go on
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  Speaker 1: a date with you.
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  Speaker 2: Are these other You're so talkative? Can I just ask
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  Speaker 2: you what time you were thinking for the spaghetti night
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  Speaker 2: with extra meatballs.
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  Speaker 1: If you're talking about the two guys you talk about
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  Speaker 1: the meatballs, I'm I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I should have said like neighborhood watch,
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  Speaker 2: but everybody's distracted.
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  Speaker 1: No, hey, I'm not interested in hanging out with you
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  Speaker 1: and two other guys.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not two other guys. Hey Carl,
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  Speaker 2: what Carl Friday?
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  Speaker 1: These random dude you keep talking to. Oh yeah, that
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  Speaker 1: sounds awesome.
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  Speaker 2: No, oh my god, no, what so Carl's in for
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  Speaker 2: the potluck where everybody forgot the food potluft? No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't want to go on a date with these guys.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think this is? What do I what
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  Speaker 2: do you think? This is? Mecnum bumble.
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  Speaker 1: You're one person.
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  Speaker 2: I'm one person. I'm not calling around asking women in
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  Speaker 2: my and my houhold if people want to go on
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  Speaker 2: a date with us, all it is is like a
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  Speaker 2: flash mob with less choreography but a lot more eye contact.
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about? You keep using these sexual metaphors.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: What? No, that's offensive, that's.
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  Speaker 1: What you're describing? Flash mob neighborhood watching spaghetti with me.
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  Speaker 2: Idea, let's show up.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, the buzz cut bo.
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  Speaker 2: See. I'll tell you it's fun. Oh my god. And
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  Speaker 2: it's actually just a prank phone call. This is brought
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  Speaker 2: from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. But I was losing my mind. Your
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  Speaker 1: buddy Frank set you up.
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  Speaker 2: He said, you matched with the girl of the bubble
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  Speaker 2: and you're nervous, so I'm going to bring in the
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  Speaker 2: buzz cup boys to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm thinking I'm now worse off than before.
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  Speaker 2: It was your first time dating for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: Were you're like a little excited. Let's be honest.
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  Speaker 1: Ah party lordy well Arty, Yeah, when you put it
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  Speaker 1: that way, I
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