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Phone Tap: Guitar Zero · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: the entire world. Oh okay, got it, picturing bet Bath
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Speaker 1: and bondage Brook half off husband gags in restraints this week.
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Speaker 1: I heard, but now imagine that your go to store
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Speaker 1: called you and said you are now banned because of
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Speaker 1: what you did their last visit. Brook. What would you
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Speaker 1: do without those whibs and everything? I mean, how long
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Speaker 1: does it take you to insult the employee on the
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Speaker 1: phone today's call, It took maybe less than a minute.
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Speaker 1: I call a dude to let him know he's been
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Speaker 1: blacklisted from the music store he visits every single week.
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Speaker 1: And you know, maybe I could have been nicer back
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Speaker 1: to him, but that wouldn't have made a very good prank.
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Speaker 1: You'll hear how it went in your phone tap right
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Speaker 1: now the twenty Hello, Hey Brian, Yeah, who's this? Hey Brian?
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Speaker 1: This is Jacob, manager at the Guitar Center. Down on
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Speaker 1: self the Guitar center. Yeah, man, I'm just calling to
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Speaker 1: let you know that you're no longer welcome in the store. Sorry, bro,
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Speaker 1: what are you talking about? I know you come in
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Speaker 1: here a decent amount, but for now, it's not a
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Speaker 1: good idea. Why is it not a good idea? Listen, dude,
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Speaker 1: My assistant manager said that you were in here again
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Speaker 1: the other day just playing any guitar that you could
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Speaker 1: get your hands on for like two whole hours. That's
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Speaker 1: what a guitar store is for. I've spent money there.
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Speaker 1: I have a right to test out the product. Do
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Speaker 1: you spend money here? You don't really buy much. I
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Speaker 1: spent ash ton of money there. Let me pull up
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Speaker 1: your account. Looks like last purchase was three months ago
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Speaker 1: and you got the Dario Planet Wave standard Celluloid Pearl
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Speaker 1: Picks assorted ten pack, medium size. Yeah that was two
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Speaker 1: ninety nine. So what you almost spent a whole three bucks?
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Speaker 1: What the do you? Guys? Stalkers? You just sitting there
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Speaker 1: tracking how much I spend And because I don't spend
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Speaker 1: as much as you want me too, I'm not allowed
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Speaker 1: in the store. Is that what I'm supposed to understand? Honestly, dude,
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Speaker 1: I don't even mind that you don't buy a whole
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Speaker 1: lot of stuff here. It's that you just come in
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Speaker 1: and you butcher that Guns N' Roses song Sweet Child
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Speaker 1: of Mine every freaking time. Butcher. Yeah, I used to
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Speaker 1: like that song before you came in and took a
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Speaker 1: dump on it. I played the hell out of that song, dude.
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Speaker 1: You do play it right to hell, that's for sure.
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Speaker 1: Oh you, we actually have a nickname for you in
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Speaker 1: the store. Oh yeah, what's that? Instead of slash, we
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Speaker 1: call you trash original. You're a loser, dude. By the way,
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Speaker 1: your store sucks. Well, I mean you're banned from the store,
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Speaker 1: So I guess this works out. Oh yeah, I don't
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Speaker 1: really care your second rate piece of store. Yeah, you're
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Speaker 1: a second rate piece of guitar player. Okay, okay, so
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Speaker 1: you think you're funny, Yeah, a little bit, second piece
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Speaker 1: of guitar player who's going to take his business elsewhere? Okay?
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Speaker 1: Oh really, elsewhere where are you gonna go? There are
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Speaker 1: plenty of guitar centers I can go to, all right,
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Speaker 1: I don't need to go to your piece of store. Yeah, well,
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Speaker 1: good luck with that, because you're banned from those two.
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Speaker 1: You you can't ban me from those. Actually I can
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Speaker 1: because you just made our national SGA database for guitar amateurs.
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Speaker 1: Yeah I'm sure. I'm sure you got a national database
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Speaker 1: for that. We do, Bro, you just made the top
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Speaker 1: ten for weakest riff skills. You will your national database.
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Speaker 1: Go suck your national databases. Yeah, how about you choke
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Speaker 1: on my ball? You wish I would, no, but I
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Speaker 1: wish your buddy Lance would because he's a guitar player too.
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Speaker 1: You he doesn't even play guitar. Well, he just played
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Speaker 1: you what Mic drop? What the fuck is Mike drop?
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Speaker 1: Because my name's actually Jeff from the radio show Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't work at Guitar Center.
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Speaker 1: I'm just doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: you have got to be kid. Yeah, it's all a joke.
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Speaker 1: Your buddy Lance set you up. He told us that
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Speaker 1: last time you guys went into the store, the sales
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Speaker 1: guy or whatever gave you the stink guy he did.
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Speaker 1: I was like, still, Bro, weird, but seriously, can you
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Speaker 1: even play? Do not even go there? Yeah? I can play,
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Speaker 1: prove it. You know what. You proved me wrong? I'm
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Speaker 1: a lot better when I'm at the Guitar Center. So
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Speaker 1: you up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,