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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Boobie Wipe · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: hundred d us on the twenties. Hello, this is Ken, Ken,
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Speaker 1: This is Rex. Hello, mister, I'm the CEO of the
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Speaker 1: company that you work for. I'm assuming you already knew that, Yes, sir, Um,
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Speaker 1: Can I help you? Yes? You can. I have it
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Speaker 1: down here that you work in the I T department.
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Speaker 1: That's what I do. Yeah. Well, Ken, I've got an
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Speaker 1: unfortunate issue that has arisen and I could use some
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Speaker 1: help from you, Ken. Um sure, happy to help. Ken.
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Speaker 1: I would appreciate some discretion here as well. Um. Sure.
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Speaker 1: Do you know what discretion means? Ken? It means not
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Speaker 1: running your mouth, keeping your yap closed. I can do
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Speaker 1: that as no no problem at all, Okay, Ken, I'm
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Speaker 1: trusting you. My issue here is that I need to
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Speaker 1: get rid of some boobies. What boobies? Can you know
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Speaker 1: what boobies? All? Right? Um? Yes, I think so. Sir,
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Speaker 1: I think so, But what do you want me to do?
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Speaker 1: I need you to get rid of some boobies pronto.
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Speaker 1: I don't I don't quite understand. What do I have
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Speaker 1: to spell it out for you? Ken? There's pictures of
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Speaker 1: boobies all over my work phone and I don't want
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Speaker 1: to get busted. If you know what I mean. Oh
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Speaker 1: oh blast ban yol el boobies on el phone. Um,
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Speaker 1: I think I get what you're asking, Sir. Wonderful Ken,
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Speaker 1: You're a smart employee. Now, I need to get rid
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Speaker 1: of all the boobies. There can't be one set of
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Speaker 1: boobies anywhere. I don't care how perfect they are. Sure, sure, sir?
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Speaker 1: I can you want me to get rid of all
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Speaker 1: the boobies? Yeah, all the boobies can And if there's
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Speaker 1: a trace of boobies on my phone, you're fired. Okay, okay, okay, okay,
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Speaker 1: I can't. I can get rid of the boobies. I
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Speaker 1: can do that. I can. I can get rid of
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Speaker 1: them all. Right, Well, it's time to step up and
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Speaker 1: do your job. Can help me get rid of these boobies? Please? Okay? Um,
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Speaker 1: how about you bring it down to the IC department
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Speaker 1: and I can I can take a look at it
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Speaker 1: for you. No, I can't do that. Some of the
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Speaker 1: boobies are your co workers boobies. That would not be smart.
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Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, I know that would not that would
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Speaker 1: be that would be bad. Um. How about this? How
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Speaker 1: about you walk me through the booby wipe. Just tell
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Speaker 1: me how to wipe the boobies off my phone right now? Yeah? Okay? Um,
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Speaker 1: So what kind of phone do you have? It's an iPhone,
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Speaker 1: damn it. Oh okay, you have an iPhone. Um, how
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Speaker 1: about you go into your photo gallery and and tell
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Speaker 1: me where I'm already in the photo gallery, I'm staring
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Speaker 1: at a ton of boobs, boobs that need to be deleted,
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Speaker 1: can right? Okay? Um? There should be some kind of
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Speaker 1: option so to delete the boobies. Got it. I'm pressing
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Speaker 1: it right now. It says it's sending what's happening? Ken? Um,
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Speaker 1: I'm oh my, I just sent a picture of someone
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Speaker 1: else's boobies to my wife. That's right. Um, I didn't mean.
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Speaker 1: I meant you. I was trying to help you delete it.
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Speaker 1: Did you do that on purpose? Are you working with
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Speaker 1: my wife or something? Oh? No, of course I'm not
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Speaker 1: worrying with your wife. I just wanted to try and
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Speaker 1: help you delete the phono. Then how did you instruct
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Speaker 1: me to send a picture of somebody else's boobies to
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Speaker 1: my wife? Ken, I was trying to help you delete
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Speaker 1: the boobies, not send the boobies to your wife. Duh,
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Speaker 1: you just me royally, Ken, Sir, I did not mean
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Speaker 1: pree to send the boobies to your wife. You know what,
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Speaker 1: I could go over to your house and I can.
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Speaker 1: I can find her phone for you, and I can
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Speaker 1: delete the boobies before she even sees them. You'll grab
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Speaker 1: my wife's phone before she sees those boobies. Yes, yes,
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Speaker 1: I could do that for you. Okay, well please don't
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Speaker 1: fire me. How about I tell you it's a prank
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Speaker 1: phone call? Then what before you go grabbing my wife's phone?
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Speaker 1: You pervert what he's finding about? Oh, this is actually
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Speaker 1: Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning doing a
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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. Your girlfriend Mary set you up.
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Speaker 1: What it's a joke? Are you serious? Yeah? Your girlfriend
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Speaker 1: told me things have been stressful lately at work and
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Speaker 1: she wanted you to have a good laugh. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: that's scared out of me. Did you really think that
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Speaker 1: your boss, the CEO of your company, was calling to
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Speaker 1: get boobies cleared off of his phone. I don't know,
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Speaker 1: I thought, I mean, the guy's kind of a weirdo,
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Speaker 1: so weirdo. Excuse me. Normal people have boobies on their phone.
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Speaker 1: Can I bet you got some right now. I don't
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Speaker 1: know about that. Let me see them? Can? Let me
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Speaker 1: see your booby picks.