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Phone Tap: Your Pianos Suck · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: service person is being able to keep a cool head,
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  Speaker 1: really trying to understand what the customer is saying, Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and having the strength to not drop an F bomb
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  Speaker 1: back at them. Oh right, I couldn't do it. How
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  Speaker 1: can I help you today? That's why it's gonna be
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  Speaker 1: hard today for the guy who works at a piano
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  Speaker 1: sale and rental store, a sweet job to set people,
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  Speaker 1: because I have a big complaint and I know there's
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  Speaker 1: not going to be a fix to it. So he's
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  Speaker 1: just gonna have to deal with the wrath of me.
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  Speaker 1: And I've got audio evidence to prove my point. You're
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  Speaker 1: gonna hear it in your phone tap right now. Thank
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  Speaker 1: you for calling me Piano and Rentals. This is Scott.
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  Speaker 1: How man I help you? I demand a refund um?
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to hear that. Can you can you can
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  Speaker 1: you tell me? Yeah? I rented a piano from you
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  Speaker 1: guys from my family reunion a few weeks ago, and
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  Speaker 1: it sucked. I'm sorry to hear that. Can you just
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  Speaker 1: tell me a little bit. I spent two hundred and
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  Speaker 1: fifty dollars renting this thing. Turned out to be a
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  Speaker 1: total disaster, super embarrassing. Look, I apologize, I understanding your upset,
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  Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm up to do my best. I'm going
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  Speaker 1: to do my best to take care of the issue.
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  Speaker 1: So can you can you please tell me what happened? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just still like coming off of the shame of
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  Speaker 1: this because last week was my big family reunion and
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  Speaker 1: everybody showed up to it, all my extended family, my
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  Speaker 1: mom's brothers, my dad's sister with the weird eyeball. Everybody
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  Speaker 1: was there. And then after dinner this happened. But that
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  Speaker 1: that's me playing Okay. Somebody recorded it and then posted
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  Speaker 1: this video on TikTok uh. They called me the most
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  Speaker 1: untalented man in the world, and and and and you
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  Speaker 1: you played piano. Yeah, obviously I played piano, not this
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  Speaker 1: bad normally, so if the good piano, it would have
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  Speaker 1: sounded better. So are you saying you're saying the piano
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  Speaker 1: is the problem. Yeah, it's all because you're a piece
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  Speaker 1: of piano. Oh okay, did you not hear what I
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  Speaker 1: just played for you? Did that sound good to you? No?
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  Speaker 1: Here's the second TikTok video they posted. Well, okay, I
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  Speaker 1: appreciate that you don't have to play any Have you
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  Speaker 1: heard enough yet? I have? I have because my dad
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  Speaker 1: heard enough. He said he didn't love me anymore after this. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm even my four year old niece. She collapsed at everything.
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  Speaker 1: She turned her back on me while her mom gave
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  Speaker 1: me the finger. Oh that's not good. Yeah, it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: It was the most embarrassing day of my life, sir,
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  Speaker 1: because of you and your dumb piano. Sir. I only
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  Speaker 1: to lie here because I don't know you're training in
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  Speaker 1: piano or what the situation was that night, But I
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  Speaker 1: need to ask were you drinking when this happened? Excuse me,
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  Speaker 1: I just need to throw that out because it sounded
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  Speaker 1: like you were getting a little loose with the key.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, do not try and pin this on me,
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  Speaker 1: all right. I took two classes on YouTube preparing for
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  Speaker 1: that night, Okay, I promise you. No one was more
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  Speaker 1: ready to play Beethoven than me. Okay, I'm the Beethoven master.
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  Speaker 1: You mean Beethoven you're talking about, No, I can read,
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  Speaker 1: it's beath Hooven. You're really looking like the new but
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  Speaker 1: the piano world here not knowing how to say Beethoven write.
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  Speaker 1: So you don't think this has anything to do with
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  Speaker 1: your training. This is the piano's fault. Would you have
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  Speaker 1: asked chopping that question? Do you mean Chopin? Yeah? I know,
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  Speaker 1: my ancient Canadian culture, Thank you very much. I'm pretty
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  Speaker 1: sure Chapin wasn't from Canada's turn out there, okay, piano
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  Speaker 1: nerd Okay, I think we're getting a little too emotional. Shit.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, So let's figure out a way to get
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  Speaker 1: you your refund, Thank you God. I'll just need the
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  Speaker 1: name on the reservation and the date when you rented it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: my name is jeff and it should be under the
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  Speaker 1: reservation Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Because this is
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  Speaker 1: a prank phone call from a radio station. What Yeah, dude,
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  Speaker 1: Lisa wanted to play a joke on you for your
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  Speaker 1: birthday tomorrow. Happy birthday. By the way, she's probably listening right.
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  Speaker 1: I know for a fact that she's listening right now actually,
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  Speaker 1: and she said she wanted me to give you a
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  Speaker 1: special rendition of Happy Birthday. Oh my god, please don't one,
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  Speaker 1: two three, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday. I can't
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  Speaker 1: do it. This piano sucks man. Yes, it's the Piano
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  Speaker 1: Thank You Week up every morning with foom taps weekday
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