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Phone Tap: Big Boy Boxes · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: You know, some people think that these prank phone calls
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  Speaker 1: don't do anything positive for society. But do you know
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  Speaker 1: what today we are gonna still not do anything positive whatsoever.
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  Speaker 1: We're just gonna mock a guy for his good recycling habits.
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  Speaker 1: I'll teach him in your phone tab right now.
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  Speaker 2: Another Hello, Hi, This is I'm a herd too from
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  Speaker 2: County Department of Utilities. Is this mister Drew?
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  Speaker 1: Yep?
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  Speaker 3: This is true, Hi Drew.
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  Speaker 1: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: The reason for my call is we did get a
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  Speaker 2: report from one of our sanitation workers saying that when
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  Speaker 2: they picked up your recycling there are a few cardboard
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  Speaker 2: boxes next to the container that were properly broken down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think that was me, so so I
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  Speaker 3: am sorry. I won't do it again next time. It
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  Speaker 3: was cold, so I just kind of left them there.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry about that?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you wheel chewy ow? Is that what it was?
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  Speaker 2: Does widowed Droo need his mittens? His little singy's too
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  Speaker 2: cold to fold the cardboard? Is that what it is?
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me? Yeah? Is this happening right now?
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  Speaker 2: I said, if you need to wear gloves next time,
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  Speaker 2: then you should do that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, what I said?
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  Speaker 3: You openly just mocked me with some weird little voice
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  Speaker 3: thing you did right there, And honestly, I don't appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: I think you're actually not focused on the issue. So
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  Speaker 2: just according to the sanitation team, this is not the
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  Speaker 2: first time you've quote forgotten to fold your boxes.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, fine, you still shouldn't mock me. That's totally inappropriate.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it seems like kind of an excuse because it
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  Speaker 2: even happens when it's not cold, So you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, It's probably because the last place I lived
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  Speaker 3: was a nice apartment and they did it for me.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, the last place I live where mommy cleaned.
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  Speaker 1: My room and wiped my widow.
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  Speaker 2: But wow, and even though I'm an adult, I need
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  Speaker 2: a banky.
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  Speaker 1: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: Can we can we not that this is highly inappropriate?
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  Speaker 3: My mom did not wipe my butt at the last place.
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  Speaker 3: Let me talk to your supervisor.
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  Speaker 2: You're fine with me, talk to him all you want,
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  Speaker 2: you know. I hope I get fired from this crappy job.
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  Speaker 3: Hold please, oh my god, what is happening right now?
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  Speaker 1: Hi? This is John, I'm a supervisor here. How can
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  Speaker 1: I help you?
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  Speaker 2: Hi?
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  Speaker 3: This is Drew, And the lady who just transferred me
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  Speaker 3: to you was mocking me, and I want her fire.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, well slow down.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, I will not sow down. I am very pissed.
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  Speaker 1: Let's just rewind for a second. Can you catch me up?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me what the issue was that she called you
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  Speaker 1: about in the first place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she called because there was some issue with cardboard boxes.
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  Speaker 3: It was cold and they weren't perfectly folded in a
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  Speaker 3: nice little package with a bow on top. I apologize
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  Speaker 3: for it, and I said I won't let it happen again.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, she started.
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  Speaker 3: To mock me.
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  Speaker 1: I got you, So I see what's happening. So you're
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  Speaker 1: saying you think it's our job to come and pick
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  Speaker 1: up your recycling, and it's yours.
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  Speaker 3: Your job, that's literally what your job is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true. And then it would be your
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  Speaker 1: job to fold it up beforehand.
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  Speaker 3: Well yes, I normally do that.
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  Speaker 1: But it sounds like only what of us is doing
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  Speaker 1: their job? Okay, what is what is it?
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  Speaker 3: Are you also going to mock me? Is this is
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  Speaker 3: this just what you guys do?
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  Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You just did a Mickey Mouse voice. It sounded like
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  Speaker 3: like I'm at Disney.
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  Speaker 1: Oh the voice. Oh that's a third party on the line. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: who is it? Oh wait, that was the truth.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: You should fold your boxes up like a good.
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  Speaker 3: Little My god, is there someone above you? Are you
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  Speaker 3: all just like having a kick around?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, poor widow Doo, you can't talk things out like
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  Speaker 2: a real man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's got to be a tag.
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  Speaker 2: I don't tam. What is this?
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  Speaker 3: Are you all on speakerphone or something?
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm talking to two people at one time.
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  Speaker 3: Help me? Who else is on the phone conference call?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Do you know who?
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  Speaker 1: I think you check your diaper, Widow Drew?
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  Speaker 2: I think your wife Jada should check it because she's
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  Speaker 2: the one that set you up for this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: His wife, Jada is such a funny prankster. What it's
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  Speaker 1: a phone Tatjo?
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  Speaker 2: This is actually Brooke and Jeffrey from the radio show
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  Speaker 2: Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my data called you out.
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  Speaker 2: She said, you keep forgetting to like put the boxes
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  Speaker 2: out the right way or something.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it's so dumb. Because his hands are hurting.
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  Speaker 3: In the cold lever Yeah, I was like, what is
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  Speaker 3: going on? Is everyone in sanitation over there just mocking me?
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  Speaker 2: Do we heard your feelings? Drew about your soft supple
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  Speaker 2: hands that can't handle the cardboard.
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  Speaker 1: They don't have mittens that come in my tiny size
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  Speaker 1: baby can.
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  Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you know, I actually thought I was gonna
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  Speaker 3: get like a little paper slip kind of warning thing next.
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  Speaker 2: This was much more effective.
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  Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, you're not going to forget now.
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  Speaker 3: Oh man, weeke up. Every morning was phone taps weekday
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  Speaker 3: mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning