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Phone Tap: Steady Eddy's Best Bro · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You know there's a time in every guy's life where
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  Speaker 2: he wonders, is that dude?
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  Speaker 3: My best friends think that.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe he is?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: What do I do now?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Just be friends?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it can get especially awkward as an adult if
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  Speaker 2: you get that feeling and you want to make it
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  Speaker 2: official by asking him to be your best bro. Oh okay,
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  Speaker 2: that's what happens today.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't happen all the time in dude's circles.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's happening today when Jose calls up a guy's
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  Speaker 2: girlfriend to say, you might not know me, but I
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  Speaker 2: work with your man and I think we're about to
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  Speaker 2: be bros for life. Do you think he'll accept if
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  Speaker 2: I ask him get some advice? No, he wants permission,
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  Speaker 2: So it's going to get awkward in your phone tab
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this Sarah.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, I'm calling hi.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Eddie. We've never met before, but I
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  Speaker 3: am a huge fan.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, I don't know you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry that sounded kind of weird. Look, i'm working
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  Speaker 3: with your boyfriend Tim. I don't know if he's ever
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  Speaker 3: mentioned anything about me. Maybe. Oh, I'm sorry. Noh, okay,
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  Speaker 3: are you sure? Though? Maybe he called me steady Eddie
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  Speaker 3: ed ed Edward maybe think you ever heard of that name? No,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Oh, but are you okay? Tim? Okay? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Tim is great? Oh my gosh, Tim, he's amazing. I look,
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  Speaker 3: I I just started working here a few weeks ago.
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  Speaker 3: And it's weird because you know him and I just
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  Speaker 3: like totally connected.
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  Speaker 1: Connected. How what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: You know? You know Tim, he's so funny and he
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  Speaker 3: thinks I'm funny. I don't know it just you know,
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  Speaker 3: it just kind of works between us. It's like a
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  Speaker 3: like a bro topia.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: That's great. You guys are friends. Yeah, it's great. And look,
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  Speaker 3: this may sound a little cheesy, but you know how
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  Speaker 3: every guy has a best bro. Yeah, well, I think
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  Speaker 3: I finally found mine after all these years, and I
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  Speaker 3: am just so happy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, do you think.
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  Speaker 3: If I asked him my best bro? He would say yes?
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  Speaker 3: So I think if so, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I don't know either. We're both nervous
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  Speaker 3: about this. I be so happy. I do like a
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  Speaker 3: cartwheel on a big grass hill and I put it
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  Speaker 3: on YouTube and I title it Bros for Life, but
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  Speaker 3: like the number four because it's cooler.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I should probably talk to Tim about this.
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  Speaker 3: Because oh no, no, don't don't tell him. Okay, don't
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  Speaker 3: tell him. It's a prime Look. I just have two
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  Speaker 3: questions for you. First, when is his birthday? He will
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  Speaker 3: not tell me that, silly pants, I keep asking.
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  Speaker 1: You sound like a nice guy, but.
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  Speaker 3: Amn, I don't know if I should get that information
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  Speaker 3: out because he doesn't even know I'm talking to you.
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  Speaker 3: So okay, forget that one. What about this one? This
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  Speaker 3: is more important it Where is he most tinklish? That's
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  Speaker 3: not funny. I got long fingies, so if he wanted
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  Speaker 3: to be tickled anywhere, I need to know his sweet spot.
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  Speaker 3: And I gotta get going.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, no, wait, hold.
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  Speaker 3: On, wait, he told me you guys were having an
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  Speaker 3: anniversary coming up and you're going to a cabin. He
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  Speaker 3: told you that. Yeah, I'm gonna tagle along if that's okay. No, yeh,
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  Speaker 3: don't because even though he's gonna be getting down and
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  Speaker 3: journey with you, he'll need some broad time to recharge
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  Speaker 3: the batteries, if you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: No, I don't know what you mean.
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  Speaker 3: So if I'm doing broad time with him, we need
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  Speaker 3: to make sure that you have our lunches ready when
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  Speaker 3: we come back from fishing and arm wrestling each other.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not making anybody lunch.
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  Speaker 3: He's on my anniversary.
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  Speaker 2: I don't even know who you are.
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  Speaker 3: I'm steady Eddie. Yeah you said that already, but I
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  Speaker 3: don't think you would appreciate you calling me without asking him. No,
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  Speaker 3: he totally knows. He's the one who sent you up
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  Speaker 3: for this prank phone call. It's like it's like done.
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  Speaker 3: That's what bros do best, bros. Wait what, Yeah, my
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  Speaker 3: name's actually Jose from the Ways. So my name's actually
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  Speaker 3: Jose from the radiow Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what the hell is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Boys?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like you want to get cursed out to be nice?
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  Speaker 2: Because you said he was a coworker.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Tim set you up and he obviously
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  Speaker 3: got you really good. He wanted to wish you a
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  Speaker 3: happy universary, tell you that he loves you. You're his
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  Speaker 3: best friend in the world, and he's glad you're not
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  Speaker 3: his bro not like me. I'm his bro hory. Oh
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  Speaker 3: you don't like my boys, Well you better get used
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  Speaker 3: to it, sister, because you're gonna hear a lot of
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  Speaker 3: it at the cabin when we're fishing and arm wrestling
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  Speaker 3: and you're making lunches.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Dad, I'll drown you first.
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  Speaker 3: Can I request no PB in Jay's because I'm allergic
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  Speaker 3: to peanuts and i'lso about fourteen other things?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, wake
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  Speaker 1: Up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning