Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Bachelor Party Danger
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- 0:16Speaker 2: It's time for a phone tap and what are we doing?
- 0:18Speaker 1: What are we doing?
- 0:19Speaker 2: Justin thank you phone tap job, but just a couple
- 0:24Speaker 2: of weeks before a big wedding, We're gonna mess with
- 0:26Speaker 2: the bride. Not about the actual wedding itself. You know
- 0:32Speaker 2: that would be mean and cruel and something that Brooke
- 0:34Speaker 2: would probably do.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 0:36Speaker 2: Instead, we're gonna let Jose rattle her about her soon
- 0:39Speaker 2: to be husband's most dangerous bachelor party ever. I mean,
- 0:46Speaker 2: I'm sure nothing bad will happen at the most wild,
- 0:49Speaker 2: unhinged stating event the world has ever seen.
- 0:54Speaker 3: It'll be fine.
- 0:55Speaker 2: In your phone tap right now, it's another.
- 0:59Speaker 1: On the.
- 1:02Speaker 3: Hello. Hi, this is John Reader. I'm calling from his entertainment.
- 1:06Speaker 3: I'm looking for Kathy.
- 1:09Speaker 1: This is Kathy. What is this about?
- 1:11Speaker 3: You're getting married next month to a mister Clint. Is
- 1:14Speaker 3: that correct? Oh?
- 1:16Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, Hi.
- 1:19Speaker 3: I was given your number by one of Clint's friends
- 1:22Speaker 3: said I should speak with you about the bachelor party.
- 1:25Speaker 3: Uh okay, this person is deeply concerned that this party
- 1:29Speaker 3: may get out of control, maybe dangerous, even.
- 1:33Speaker 1: Are you joking?
- 1:34Speaker 3: I mean, what do you mean it's dangerous. Normally I
- 1:37Speaker 3: don't ever talk to the bride at all about this
- 1:38Speaker 3: type of thing, but I felt a sense of duty
- 1:41Speaker 3: to reach out to you. I'm a little caught off
- 1:43Speaker 3: guard because you see Clinton, I we agreed that our
- 1:47Speaker 3: bachelor and bachelor atte party were going to be private
- 1:50Speaker 3: and secret. So I just feel like both of us
- 1:52Speaker 3: don't want him to get hurt. Correct, of course not.
- 1:56Speaker 3: This is starting to scare me. Okay. So from what
- 1:59Speaker 3: I understand, they have reserved two stretch limos, each one
- 2:03Speaker 3: filled with alcohol. Okay, I mean yeah, he and his
- 2:06Speaker 3: buddies like to drink. Well, it gets worse, Okay. Then
- 2:10Speaker 3: they're schedule to be driven to a private backyard where
- 2:13Speaker 3: festivities await.
- 2:16Speaker 1: What kind of festivities are there going to be?
- 2:18Speaker 2: Like strippers or something?
- 2:19Speaker 3: No worse worse, what your soon to be husband is
- 2:24Speaker 3: planning on relaxing in the sun for an undetermined amount
- 2:28Speaker 3: of time.
- 2:30Speaker 1: What does that mean?
- 2:32Speaker 3: I know I couldn't believe it either, So what's wrong
- 2:35Speaker 3: with that? Am I missing something?
- 2:37Speaker 1: What do you mean?
- 2:37Speaker 3: What's wrong with that? At any time, did I say
- 2:40Speaker 3: they would stop at the drug store and pick up
- 2:42Speaker 3: some sunscreen? Huh No, No, I didn't. No SPF involved.
- 2:47Speaker 3: I don't know how dangerous that can be. All right,
- 2:50Speaker 3: you're just relaxing or drinking a beer in someone's backyard
- 2:53Speaker 3: without protecting your skin from the harmful UV rays of
- 2:56Speaker 3: the sun.
- 2:58Speaker 2: That's not as dangerous as you say.
- 3:00Speaker 3: Okay, you seem pretty casual about this, because you seem bizarre.
- 3:05Speaker 3: This is a strange phone call. I'm looking out for him.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Why aren't you? You're the one who's gonna marry him? Well,
- 3:11Speaker 3: because you haven't said anything that.
- 3:14Speaker 1: I would perceive as quote dangerous.
- 3:17Speaker 3: Well, I didn't even tell you the worst part. They're
- 3:19Speaker 3: gonna be watching sports. Did you hear that?
- 3:23Speaker 1: Sports? So what?
- 3:25Speaker 3: So you haven't seen the TV I have? It's huge.
- 3:30Speaker 3: You know what can happen to his long term vision
- 3:32Speaker 3: if he sits too close to it?
- 3:34Speaker 2: Are you being serious right now?
- 3:36Speaker 3: You know he could get glasses by the age of
- 3:38Speaker 3: eighty because that's gonna happen if you keep going on
- 3:41Speaker 3: to this path of destruction that you're on. Sure, let
- 3:44Speaker 3: him sit too close to the TV, laying out willy
- 3:46Speaker 3: nilly in the sunshine, no protection.
- 3:49Speaker 2: I appreciate your concern for Clint, but saverything that you've mentioned,
- 3:55Speaker 2: it's just stuff that I think will be fine for
- 3:58Speaker 2: one night.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Okay, you know, but I didn't even tell you about
- 4:00Speaker 3: the barbecue. Do you know the hazards of too much
- 4:02Speaker 3: red meat consumption? Again, as a Rabbi's on the menu
- 4:06Speaker 3: not even cooked medium, we're talking medium rare. These things
- 4:10Speaker 3: that you're talking about, they're all fine, and you had
- 4:13Speaker 3: me really concerned.
- 4:14Speaker 1: I thought something was wrong when you called.
- 4:17Speaker 3: Oh so I'm overreacting.
- 4:20Speaker 1: Maybe a little.
- 4:21Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, Well, when his ex Natalie shows up, I
- 4:24Speaker 3: can just tell her anything goes because you seem like
- 4:26Speaker 3: you're okay with them hooking up.
- 4:28Speaker 1: Excuse me?
- 4:28Speaker 3: What what did you just say his ex Natalie? I mean,
- 4:31Speaker 3: if you don't care about bad vision and sun damage
- 4:33Speaker 3: and red meat, then you won't mind if your groom
- 4:35Speaker 3: just goes ahead and cheats on you. Why anything flies
- 4:38Speaker 3: with you? Huh? What are you talking.
- 4:40Speaker 2: About, Natalie?
- 4:42Speaker 3: Right, you know Natalie his ex.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Has he talked to Natalie.
- 4:46Speaker 3: Well, when they meet, there's not gonna be a lot
- 4:48Speaker 3: of talking. You know, steaks and that's gonna probably happen.
- 4:53Speaker 1: This is serious. This is serious.
- 4:55Speaker 3: Oh now it's serious. Actually, none of this is serious.
- 4:59Speaker 1: Wait a minute, why are you laughing?
- 5:02Speaker 3: This isn't funny because my action that party.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Answer me, no, no, it's Natalie going to be there.
- 5:07Speaker 3: He's not. My name's jose for Brick and Jeffrey in
- 5:10Speaker 3: the morning. This is a prank phone call. Clint, set
- 5:12Speaker 3: you up. Oh now you're laughing. Now everything flies again. Oh,
- 5:22Speaker 3: look at you, Clint.
- 5:27Speaker 1: Do what did he say?
- 5:28Speaker 3: He said that he could tell you're a little worried
- 5:30Speaker 3: about the bachelor party, but it's going to be chill
- 5:33Speaker 3: and you have nothing to worry about, and so we
- 5:35Speaker 3: made an extra chill.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Well, I honestly, I kind of thought this was some
- 5:39Speaker 2: kind of prank phone call until you mentioned Natalie's name.
- 5:42Speaker 2: Then I was like, oh, I think the truth.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Well you got me. But the one truth I didn't
- 5:47Speaker 3: tell you is I am one of the strippers and
- 5:49Speaker 3: I will be there.
- 5:51Speaker 2: Oh good, well, now I want to be there.
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