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Phone Tap PODCAST: Millennial Assist · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Speaker 1: it's time for your free money phone tap. And today
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Speaker 1: a young twenty one year old guy wanted to play
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Speaker 1: a joke on his father. Okay, Oh, apparently he always
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Speaker 1: gives his dad a hard time about not teaching him
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Speaker 1: how to do little things like change the oil in
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Speaker 1: his car. Okay, or how to use a power tool. Yeah, sure,
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Speaker 1: blame dad for that. House. Well, however it is, we're
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Speaker 1: gonna come to the rescue because we started a brand
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Speaker 1: new company to help show young people how to do
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Speaker 1: all the things their parents never talk. It's actually smart.
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Speaker 1: And now we just need the father's updated credit card
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Speaker 1: information so we can continue with his son's life lessons.
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Speaker 1: It's your brand new phone tap right now. It's Brook
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey's sweet money phone tapp only on Luva ninety
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Speaker 1: two point five your chance to win five hundred bucks. Hello, Hi,
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Speaker 1: this is Leonard calling from Millennial Assist. I'm looking to
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Speaker 1: speak with Bill Mott. This is he. Who's this again?
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Speaker 1: I'm Leonard with Millennial Assist. How are you doing today, sir?
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Speaker 1: What is this about? Well, I've been trying to get
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Speaker 1: in contact with you for quite a while now through
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Speaker 1: email and I don't know if it's going to spam
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Speaker 1: or something, but there's been a problem with your credit
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Speaker 1: card we have on file and we just need to
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Speaker 1: update your information. I think you have the wrong number.
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Speaker 1: I haven't signed it up for any Millennial anything. Oh well, no,
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Speaker 1: you have a twenty one year old son named Sam. Correct. Yeah, okay,
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Speaker 1: so Sam gave us the permission to use your credit
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Speaker 1: card because of his current situation. What situation? Oh well,
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Speaker 1: as you know, Sam has a full time job in
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Speaker 1: healthcare benefits, but it's still not enough for him. What
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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, I'm saying Sam mentioned in
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Speaker 1: his profile that wall growing up in your household, you
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Speaker 1: didn't teach him basic life skills. If you did, you
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Speaker 1: didn't teach them very well. What in the hell are
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Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, sir, I'm just reading the profile
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Speaker 1: that Sam wrote and I'm assuming that's why he signed
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Speaker 1: up for a service called Millennial Assist. You should see
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Speaker 1: it on your credit card statement. We've been charging you
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Speaker 1: since last November, so that surprises me. November. Yeah, Sam
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Speaker 1: didn't say anything about it. I mean, well, you should
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Speaker 1: definitely speak with Sam. But in the meantime, can I
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Speaker 1: get your credit card number and exploration date? So no,
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Speaker 1: I'm not giving you anything. I'm not sure what Sam
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Speaker 1: signed up for, but I don't like this. Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: maybe let me explain. Okay, you know those services where
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Speaker 1: young people go to visit the elderly and they helped
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Speaker 1: them out with tasks like getting their groceries or taking
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Speaker 1: their medicine. Sure, sure, okay, Well we provide the opposite
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Speaker 1: service where boomers go to millennials homes to help them
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Speaker 1: with the task that they don't know how to do.
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Speaker 1: And so Sam is signed up for that. What you know,
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Speaker 1: like he needs help with certain tasks like frying an
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Speaker 1: egg or making his bed. Frying an egg. He doesn't
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Speaker 1: know how to fry an egg. You crack it in
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Speaker 1: a pan and you fry it, like okay, well maybe
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Speaker 1: that's a lesson that you should have taught him while
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Speaker 1: he was growing up, So that one's kind of on you.
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Speaker 1: This all sounds like bulls this is not a real thing. Well, sir,
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Speaker 1: I can assure you it is a real thing, and
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Speaker 1: I can prove it just by going over what our
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Speaker 1: records say on what we've accomplished with Sam this past week.
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Speaker 1: It says he's upgraded to our premium woke Gucci package.
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Speaker 1: That's very exciting. What is that? Normally we would only
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Speaker 1: send one adult, but Sam has requested to have three
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Speaker 1: adults come over. Adults for what to help him with
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Speaker 1: his tasks? Like one showed him how to use a
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Speaker 1: fabric softener, and my mother taught him how to read
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Speaker 1: a real map, not the GPS that you see on
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Speaker 1: your phones. Are you serious? I am serious? And just
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Speaker 1: so you know, the third adult just taught Sam how
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Speaker 1: to fold a paper napkin. Does he need that for? You? See?
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Speaker 1: This is exactly where it's coming from. This he doesn't
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Speaker 1: know how to do these things. We did full pieces
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Speaker 1: of paper while he was growing up. Well, obviously it
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Speaker 1: didn't sink in, It didn't sink in. I don't know.
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Speaker 1: You didn't deliver the message clearly enough. Listen, you need
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Speaker 1: to relax with your tone and where you're implying, Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: maybe instead of teaching him how to fold it like
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Speaker 1: a rectangle, you showed him in a triangle shape. I'm
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Speaker 1: sort of complicated. I'm just trying to figure this out. Up.
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Speaker 1: Sam's in a lot of trouble right now, and I'm
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Speaker 1: definitely not paying for this. All right, Well, listen, it's
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Speaker 1: up to you on how you want to react to this.
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Speaker 1: But you should know we're about a week away from
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Speaker 1: a huge breakthrough with Sam, so i'd hold off on cancelation.
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Speaker 1: Are you talking about what breakthrough? Well, according to our mentors,
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Speaker 1: seven days from now, Sam will finally be able to
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Speaker 1: mail his own handwritten letter with a stamp attack your
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Speaker 1: mentors are talking about. He's still clearly a scam and
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Speaker 1: Sam should have no better. You're making them pay for
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Speaker 1: what folding papers and placing stamps well, actually sticker, No,
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Speaker 1: he keeps licking the wrong side of the stamp. That's
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Speaker 1: what's happening. Are serious, I can't do it anymore. Your
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Speaker 1: son knows how to mail a letter? Okay, this is
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Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. What Yeah, it's a joke.
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Speaker 1: My name is actually Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke
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Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, I'm doing a phone tap
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Speaker 1: on you. Oh my god, Oh my god, how ridiculous.
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Speaker 1: Your son Sam set you up. He said, he always
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Speaker 1: pokes fun at you about his childhood. How he never
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Speaker 1: learned anything. Well, that's on him, man. If you wouldn't
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Speaker 1: have played all the da video games, he might have
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Speaker 1: learned something. Oh really, because when I talked to him,
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Speaker 1: he said, you made him play video games. Oh my god,
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Speaker 1: you're a terrible father. I hope not. Look at Jeffrey's
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Speaker 1: moneyhone taps at seven, twenty eight, twenty and nine twenty
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Speaker 1: five dollars now called one eight six six mo.