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Phone Tap: Uber PB · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d uy Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. I don't
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  Speaker 1: think it's happened to anybody in this room. Maybe, well,
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  Speaker 1: maybe it's happened to one of us, but usually you
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  Speaker 1: know of someone who's been banned from Uber. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I am. My best friend has been blacklisted from Uber
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  Speaker 1: and left. Yeah, I opened the door before I pew.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah who or at least they get suspended. Sure, And
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  Speaker 1: today we call a guy who had a drunken incident
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  Speaker 1: in his ride share. The other told his buddy about it,
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  Speaker 1: and his buddy did the right thing, and he forwarded
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  Speaker 1: that information on back so that we could screw with
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  Speaker 1: his friend. And that's what we did in today's phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now on the twenty Hello, Hi is this calling? Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is see who's this? My name's David squat Pump.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling from Uber. Give a second to talk. Um? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: what's this about? Well, our record show you took a
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  Speaker 1: ride using our app the other night and your driver
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  Speaker 1: lodged a complaint. So I just need to follow up
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  Speaker 1: and talk to you about it. That's all right, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I uh yeah, Okay, So you remember the ride I'm
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  Speaker 1: talking about on Saturday night around one thirty am. I do,
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  Speaker 1: I'm really I'm now, I'm really embarrassed. I'm not like, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that never happened. I just had to much to drink.
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  Speaker 1: Our driver said that you were acting pretty belligerent and
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  Speaker 1: we're unruly and eventually got sick in the back seat.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm somber. Yeah, I mean, that's all true.
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  Speaker 1: I can't tonight that I'm I'm I apologize. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: i'll I'll pay for Okay, I'm user. What do you know? Well, look,
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  Speaker 1: because you've been a loyal user for many years and
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  Speaker 1: this is your first serious offense, I think we can
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  Speaker 1: try and work with you on a compromise. Oh thank you. Okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: So here's what I can do. For the next two months.
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  Speaker 1: We'll put you on a soft suspension where you're only
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  Speaker 1: going to be able to use our new service that
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  Speaker 1: we're starting called uber PB. What is that? What do
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  Speaker 1: you mean I've ever heard of that. It's short for
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  Speaker 1: uber piggyback piggyback. So basically, we're testing a new beta
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  Speaker 1: for people like you who've been suspended from our normal service,
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  Speaker 1: where the drivers don't really want you in their cars anymore,
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  Speaker 1: and you can earn back their trust by ordering piggyback
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  Speaker 1: rides to get the places that you need to go. Well,
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  Speaker 1: what do you mean think? I don't understand what's feedback? Like,
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  Speaker 1: you've never had a piggyback ride before from somebody? Oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: from somebody. But what do you mean? How do you
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  Speaker 1: ride a car and you no, there is no car,
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  Speaker 1: You're just riding on one of our driver's backs. Are
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  Speaker 1: you serious? I can't feel I think. Well, like I said,
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  Speaker 1: it's a beta test, so you're gonna have to try
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  Speaker 1: this out for a few months and that'll help earn
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  Speaker 1: you trust back from the company and eventually you'll be
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  Speaker 1: able to get yourself back into a normal car. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to climb on somebody who's pack to get
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  Speaker 1: somewhere like five miles. That's ridiculous. Or well, you're right, actually,
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  Speaker 1: because usually they'll take you up to a mile and
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  Speaker 1: then you'll be transferred to another uber PB who can
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  Speaker 1: take you from there like a real Are you seriously
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  Speaker 1: a relate symptom? Yeah, that's a good way to look
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  Speaker 1: at it. In that way, we don't have you getting sick,
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  Speaker 1: ruining the upholstery and messing up the driver's cars. I
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  Speaker 1: already told you I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to be rude to it, but I mean
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to get them somebody back. Okay. Well, look,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't want to use the service, there is
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  Speaker 1: another way to speed up the process, and you can
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  Speaker 1: volunteer to be a piggybacker for one week. Just carry
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  Speaker 1: some customers around and that'll help expedite your suspension. Are
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  Speaker 1: you out of your mind? Okay? Is this like an
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  Speaker 1: insecurity thing? Like you don't think you're strong enough to
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  Speaker 1: carry people because we can provide you with supplements to
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  Speaker 1: help you. Are you insane? Yeah? I puked in a
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  Speaker 1: guy's car and I already said I'm sorry. Okay, that
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  Speaker 1: doesn't mean I'm going to carry people around on my back.
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  Speaker 1: That's both. Look, I understand it. It's the weight thing
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  Speaker 1: because we do have a weight limit. It's nothing to stop.
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  Speaker 1: We're not going to give you anybody over one hundred
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  Speaker 1: and seventy pounds, I don't care. Well, can I ask
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  Speaker 1: you a personal question here off the record? Are you single?
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  Speaker 1: What does that have to do with any drinks? Well?
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  Speaker 1: As an Uber PB, there's actually a few guys who
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  Speaker 1: found love taking drunk girls home from the bars on
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  Speaker 1: their back. It's kind of a plus if you think
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  Speaker 1: about it. I don't care drunk anything, and that's so
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  Speaker 1: wrong anyways, carry drunk home and try and fall in
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  Speaker 1: love with her? What are you talking about? You don't
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  Speaker 1: try to fall in love. It just happens naturally. She's
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  Speaker 1: just got her arms around you. You know, you guys
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  Speaker 1: are talking running sweating together? Are you insane? Love happens?
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  Speaker 1: What is wrong with Uber for coming up with an
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  Speaker 1: idea like that? Okay, this is should not even be illegal.
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  Speaker 1: This is not how I thought you'd react because I
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  Speaker 1: talked to your friend Steve and he said you'd be
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  Speaker 1: more than happy to volunteer to be a PEB. What
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  Speaker 1: are you, Steve? What is what is my buddy? How
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  Speaker 1: do you know my buddy? See? What are you talking about? Oh?
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  Speaker 1: Because he's the one who set you up for this prank?
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  Speaker 1: Call timeout on. Now, let's clicking. This is the prank
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  Speaker 1: lousing you're not Yeah, you're catching on enough. My name's
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  Speaker 1: actually jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just joking with you. Did you really think that
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  Speaker 1: uber peb was a real thing? I mean not at first,
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  Speaker 1: but get so much conviction. I'm I'm gonna around the
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  Speaker 1: city of seeing people like digg back you all the sudden.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, you gotta gotta admit it is a good
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  Speaker 1: idea though, right, No, that's a horrible idea. Okay, will
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  Speaker 1: at least give me a piggyback ride? Wait you wait
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  Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy times or less. I guess you'll
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  Speaker 1: find out. Oh man, wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.