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Phone Tap: No Cheering Section · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband,
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  Speaker 1: who's a longtime Chicago Bears fan. In fact, he's been
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  Speaker 1: a season ticket holder for the past eleven years, has
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  Speaker 1: attended almost every home game in that span. So yeah, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: Jake knows he's been sure some rough times, but it's
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  Speaker 1: about to get even rougher because Team Customer Relations is
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  Speaker 1: about to tell him about the new policy change at
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  Speaker 1: the stadium, one that he might find very surprising. In
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, am I speaking
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  Speaker 1: with mister Marlin? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who is this?
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  Speaker 1: Hi, sir? Thank you? I work for the Chicago Bears.
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  Speaker 1: I'm vice president of crowd Customer Relations over at Soldier Field. Really, yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: what's going on?
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  Speaker 2: What's happening?
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  Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I just wanted to reach out
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  Speaker 1: and thank you for being a season ticket holder for
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  Speaker 1: the last eleven years. Yeah, yeah, you know, that's quite
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  Speaker 1: a run. That's why we're calling all of our longtime fans,
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  Speaker 1: just to let them know we're going to be moving
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  Speaker 1: towards a more quiet stadium experience going forward.
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  Speaker 2: Quiet quiet, quite right? You are you kidding me? Man?
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: It's part of a new policy where the Bears are
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  Speaker 1: testing out a more family friendly fan experience.
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  Speaker 2: How does that work?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you can still root for the team, just silently,
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  Speaker 1: you know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially
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  Speaker 1: the visiting team.
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  Speaker 2: Now you got to be kidding me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, sir, sir, No, this isn't a joke. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 1: Your section section four forty five has been designated as
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  Speaker 1: a note sir? Can you please stop laughing? Okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: we really do sound like a Bears fan, I'll give
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  Speaker 1: you that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bear?
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  Speaker 1: I do, sir, and I'm trying to let you know
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  Speaker 1: that your section section four forty five has been designated
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  Speaker 1: as a no cheering zone.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, you know I needed this man.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, I know it's been a rough go for
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  Speaker 1: us over the years, so I know you needed a laugh.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm being very serious with you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh man, you gonna give me a heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: Man. Okay, you got your laughs out and you understand
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  Speaker 1: that we are changing your section to a no cheering zone.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I
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  Speaker 2: want to experience that, right. Can I drink? Can I
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  Speaker 2: bring a couple of beers in there.
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  Speaker 1: You can drink. But here's what you need to know
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  Speaker 1: going forward. You are allowed to clap politely. So what
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  Speaker 1: you're doing right now, ul sir, it would not fly.
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  Speaker 1: This is too loud. It would violate the no noise
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  Speaker 1: policy we're installing.
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  Speaker 2: Man, you know that's why I will be drinking talking.
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  Speaker 2: Calms down, man, Okay, Well.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably highly recommended for you. Okay. In addition to
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  Speaker 1: the light clapping, you are allowed to whisper chance.
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  Speaker 2: Give me an example.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if we're on defense, you could chant defense.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, that's hey, look that sounds creepy, man.
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  Speaker 1: Well it's an option for you, and it'll sound a
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  Speaker 1: lot better when the entire section is doing it. But
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  Speaker 1: yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate
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  Speaker 1: removal and we would have to revoke your tickets as well.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, do do your bosses know that you're on the
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  Speaker 2: phone talking like this?
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  Speaker 1: Man, they're the ones who came out up with this policy.
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  Speaker 1: So my job is to relay it to the fan base.
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  Speaker 2: This is a ridiculous fans what part exactly? Oh but
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  Speaker 2: I hey, I give it to you, man, it's funny.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what's funny here, Sir. You're being
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  Speaker 1: told that your section is being redesignated as a no
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  Speaker 1: cheering zone.
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  Speaker 2: So if I cheer, am I going to go to jail?
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  Speaker 1: All right, sir? Are you mocking me right now? Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, you wasted my time, buddy, I gotta go
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  Speaker 2: to work, man, So like, I accept the no cheering
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  Speaker 2: thing and all of that. Okay, you got anything else
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  Speaker 2: on me?
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  Speaker 1: Actually it's one more note. Well, when the Lions come
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  Speaker 1: into town, you are going to have to cheer for them.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're talking crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I mean you can understand that they don't have
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  Speaker 1: enough fans. They don't have enough fans to cheer for
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  Speaker 1: their team. We need, right, you need to give them
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  Speaker 1: a little bit of support.
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  Speaker 2: I've been nice. I listened to all this garbage money.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you kind of laughed through it. It wasn't very nice. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: the joke's over now, buddy, Not according to your wife, Kathy.
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  Speaker 1: She wants the joke to keep going.
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  Speaker 2: Kathy, what oh buddy?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe you're catching on that You're right. I
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  Speaker 1: don't work for the Bears. I'm actually from a radio
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  Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, we're
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  Speaker 1: doing a prank on you.
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  Speaker 2: You know what, You know what? You made my day.
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  Speaker 1: You should thank your wife Kathy for it because she
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  Speaker 1: said that you're a huge Bears fan, so she wanted
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  Speaker 1: to mess with you.
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  Speaker 2: I knew it was kind of creepy, but I had
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  Speaker 2: a long day. O. Man, it was nothing like having
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  Speaker 2: a nice long laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Dan, can I get a whisper chant for defense before
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  Speaker 1: we go?
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  Speaker 2: Say enough?
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  Speaker 1: That's super creepy.
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  Speaker 2: Weakcause every morning was tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning