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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight do you y away.
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  Speaker 3: In today's phone tap, have you ever been frustrated with
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  Speaker 3: the city?
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  Speaker 2: Let me let me let me rephrase that.
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  Speaker 3: Have you ever been frustrated with the city in the
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  Speaker 3: last ten minutes? Well, because depending on where you live,
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  Speaker 3: it can feel like you're paying taxes on everything.
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  Speaker 2: And they're just shutting down the bridge that goes to
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  Speaker 2: your house. Or no, I was gonna.
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  Speaker 3: Say, nothing gets done, or things take forever, like a
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  Speaker 3: certain questionable bridge. Yeah. Anyway, today we call a guy
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  Speaker 3: who just wants a simple fix for a pothole that's
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  Speaker 3: been there on his street.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have time for.
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's emailed the city of it, even left a
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  Speaker 3: few angry voicemails, and now finally he is going to
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  Speaker 3: get a response. Oh that response is Jose pranking him.
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  Speaker 2: I'll teach you to ask for improvements in this bud.
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  Speaker 2: It's your phone tap, right, now.
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  Speaker 4: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, yeah, and that's when I shouted back, dude, those
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  Speaker 5: aren't gummy bears, those.
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  Speaker 2: Are live bees.
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  Speaker 4: Hello. Hello, Oh hi?
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, is this Josh Would?
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  Speaker 4: Yes, this is Josh.
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  Speaker 3: Who's this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Josh? My name is Travis.
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  Speaker 5: I work in road maintenance for the city, and I
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  Speaker 5: see here you follow the complaint about a pothole.
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  Speaker 4: Huh yeah, thank god, somebody's finally called me back. It's
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  Speaker 4: like been three to four weeks since I filed that complaint.
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  Speaker 4: Pothole Yeah, yeah, on Tenth Street near the intersection of Evergreen.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, that we saw it. We saw that so.
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  Speaker 4: Well you saw it. Are you going to fix it?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, because not just me has been complaining about this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know, not to.
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  Speaker 5: Make an excuse, but the city's budget has been really
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  Speaker 5: cut and I'm literally the only guy who left on
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  Speaker 5: staff for fixing potholes. So I am so sorry it's
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  Speaker 5: taken so long.
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  Speaker 4: Man, What are you telling me? You're you actually the
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  Speaker 4: guy that goes in and fills in these potholes. You're
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  Speaker 4: the only one, just me? So low n No, that's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 5: The economy, you know, inflation or more like deflation, potholes, right.
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  Speaker 2: They can deflate your your tires. You probably don't think
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  Speaker 2: that's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Not really, sorry, all right, well how long is what's
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  Speaker 4: the timeframe then? Do you have some kind of an
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  Speaker 4: eta I'm not being able to fix this or what totally?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would say like probably in the next few
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  Speaker 5: weeks or months hointhfully months?
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  Speaker 4: No no, no, no, no, no no no. I mean
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  Speaker 4: so basically, this is a call just to tell me
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  Speaker 4: that this isn't going to happen. Am I Is that correct?
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  Speaker 5: No, you're not correct, because I'm actually calling wondering there's
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  Speaker 5: a change that you could fix it.
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  Speaker 4: You mean I could stick it. Help. Well, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: gonna help. I wouldn't even know the first thing about
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  Speaker 4: fixing the pothole.
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  Speaker 5: I actually have a few YouTube links that I found,
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  Speaker 5: and I can send you some tools and supplies.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure you can get it done with quite quicker
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  Speaker 2: than the city will.
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  Speaker 4: I think you need to look at how you were hired,
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  Speaker 4: because this is really your your freaking job, dude. It's
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  Speaker 4: not my responsibility. Yeah, yeah, I mean that is what
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  Speaker 4: I pay taxes for.
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  Speaker 2: Sure, But look, it's kind of complicated.
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  Speaker 4: It's not complicated you're still in a hole.
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  Speaker 2: Well, kind of have an issue though. I was recently
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  Speaker 2: diagnosed with the fear of holes. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 2: just I'm paranoid.
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  Speaker 5: I freeze up, I get antsy, and this sounds like
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  Speaker 5: a really big pothole, and so that that's even more scary.
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  Speaker 4: Let me let me okay, I just don't think its straight.
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  Speaker 4: I just so I hear the words coming out of
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  Speaker 4: my mouth. The guy who is hired to fix potholes
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  Speaker 4: is afraid of holes.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that is kind of silly, it's kind of ironic.
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  Speaker 5: I guess when you say it like that.
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  Speaker 4: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean you've heard of lion tamers being scared
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  Speaker 5: of lions, right, or like magicians being afraid of cards.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like you're just making these stup so you
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  Speaker 4: don't have to do any work. That's what it sounds
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  Speaker 4: like to me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh work, forgot to tell you. That's another thing I
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  Speaker 5: was diagnosed with. And you're not gonna believe what.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to believe that.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, I'm scared of work.
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  Speaker 4: You don't even I don't even.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a personal fear of work or manual labor
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  Speaker 5: either old. So again, I apologize, but if you could
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  Speaker 5: just find it in your heart to be kind and
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  Speaker 5: help here, I'm not I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Not gonna help. If you're not gonna do it, I'm
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  Speaker 4: gonna call your boss and you're gonna get fired, all right,
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  Speaker 4: I mean that's bottom of all.
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  Speaker 2: Please don't do that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, that sounds like I really need this job.
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  Speaker 4: Just give me your name, because you said the start.
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  Speaker 5: That I would tell you, but I'm also afraid of names.
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  Speaker 4: Well yeah, obviously you think this is really funny, but
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  Speaker 4: it's just not.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, it is kind of funny because you absolutely
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  Speaker 5: fell for every single joke that I've said so far,
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  Speaker 5: and you still think this is a real phone call.
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  Speaker 2: So even though I'm scared of phones, this is a
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  Speaker 2: break phone call for Bo and Jeffrey in the Morning. Sorry,
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  Speaker 2: my name's jose Show Briock and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 5: And we're doing a prank phone call on you right now? Man,
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  Speaker 5: you were set up by your wife Chloe. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 5: she said that you were complaining about this pothole outside
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  Speaker 5: your house for weeks and nothing's been happening, so she
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  Speaker 5: knew you would be vulnerable and ready to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, she got me.
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  Speaker 2: Well I think we got you too. By the way,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you those links on YouTube. Pretty helpful.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, all you need is a jackhammer and about fifty
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  Speaker 5: pounds of cement.
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  Speaker 4: No problem, I got that good.
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  Speaker 5: I'm gonna send you forty other potholes you can fix too,
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  Speaker 5: because I am scared of them.
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