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Phone Tap: Kleptos For Christ · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: My friends. It's phone tap time and today.
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  Speaker 2: Are your friends.
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  Speaker 3: Today we're going to call the manager of a local
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  Speaker 3: electronics store, and apparently, over the last few months they've
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  Speaker 3: had a rash of customers stealing products and he's been
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  Speaker 3: taking a lot of heat for it.
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  Speaker 4: So I thought, you know, wouldn't it be nice if
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  Speaker 4: one of the shoplifters actually called and confessed and said
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  Speaker 4: they're sorrylifter. Would that make everything better or would it
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  Speaker 4: somehow make things worse?
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  Speaker 1: Well, if you're doing it, it may make it worse. Let's
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  Speaker 1: find out with your phone tapp right now.
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  Speaker 3: The twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hellot, Hey, I'm looking to speak with the owner of
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  Speaker 1: electronics store.
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  Speaker 2: This is the manager.
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  Speaker 1: Oh hi, can I ask your name?
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  Speaker 2: My name is Joel. How can I help you?
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  Speaker 1: So we haven't spoken before, but my name's Lincoln Helen.
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  Speaker 2: What's going on? How can I be a heel to you?
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  Speaker 1: I was just calling because I need to tell you
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  Speaker 1: something and I feel really bad about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what is this all about?
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  Speaker 1: I just wanted to tell you that I stole from
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  Speaker 1: your store last Wednesday?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel really ashamed about it. It's been
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  Speaker 1: making it hard to sleep and it's been on my mind.
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  Speaker 1: I felt like I just needed to call you.
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  Speaker 2: What did you steal?
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  Speaker 1: I stole some AirPods and again, I really really regret it.
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  Speaker 2: That's not okay, not at all.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. I know I'm a bad person, and I just
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  Speaker 1: needed to tell you that I even went to church
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  Speaker 1: last Sunday and I asked for forgiveness.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, good that you did. Okay, So you telling me
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  Speaker 2: you're going to bring them back, because that's what I
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  Speaker 2: want you to do right now?
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  Speaker 1: Oh why would I bring them back?
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  Speaker 2: What do you mean? Why? You said you just told
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  Speaker 2: them and you feel bad about it, So you bring
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  Speaker 2: them back?
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  Speaker 1: All right? I know, but I just told you that
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  Speaker 1: I went to church and I was forgiven.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about your church.
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  Speaker 1: Well, God forgave me for stealing. So I think we're good.
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  Speaker 2: No, we're not good at all. No the own No, No,
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  Speaker 2: we're not because I'm not good because this kind of
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  Speaker 2: stuff keeps happening because of idiots like you. So just
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  Speaker 2: bring them back now, and in exchange, I'm not going
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  Speaker 2: to press charges against you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I would love to bring them back, but I've
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  Speaker 1: already made peace with what I've done, and so is
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  Speaker 1: the big guy in the sky watch. So we're good
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  Speaker 1: and I've been absolved.
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  Speaker 2: This is unbelievable. It doesn't work like that.
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  Speaker 1: You can't it does.
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  Speaker 2: Need it prime and then go to church and think
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  Speaker 2: it's all going away because it's not all right.
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  Speaker 1: I mean maybe that's true for you, but you know,
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  Speaker 1: we all have to live our truths.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you called because I never get to talk
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  Speaker 2: to dirt bags like you. Say, the hell away from
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  Speaker 2: my store.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I can do that.
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  Speaker 2: Why you mean you can't stay out of my store.
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  Speaker 2: I just told you to stay out of my store.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do that in a second. But since I have
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  Speaker 1: you on the phone, can I just ask what are
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  Speaker 1: your store hours today?
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  Speaker 3: Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 1: I just want to know when do you close? Because
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  Speaker 1: I might want to come by again.
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  Speaker 2: You want to steal something else?
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  Speaker 1: No, I mean, I hope I don't steal anything. But
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  Speaker 1: it'll be a good test to see if I'm really
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  Speaker 1: reformed like I think I am.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, thank you. Stay away your nut
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  Speaker 2: job please.
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  Speaker 1: I really need to do this for myself. Oh and
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to bring some friends because we're all in
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  Speaker 1: this support group together through the church. It's called Klepto's
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  Speaker 1: for Christ.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, this has to be a joke, gotta be.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably something I need to confess to also.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, oh yeah, you need to confess something more. Please
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  Speaker 2: tell me the floor is yours.
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  Speaker 1: I need to confess that this is actually a joke
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  Speaker 1: and I've never really been in your store before, and
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  Speaker 1: that this is a prank. Phone call got me. My
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  Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you. Man,
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  Speaker 1: Are you actually talking? It wasn't just me, it was
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  Speaker 1: also your coworker Allan. He said, there's been a lot
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  Speaker 1: of stealing happening at your store lately, and you've been
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  Speaker 1: getting blamed for it.
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  Speaker 2: True, there's a lot more. It's like you coming into
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  Speaker 2: our store and seeing man.
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  Speaker 1: But it's okay if God says it's okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right, Oh my god. The wake up every
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  Speaker 2: morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the Morning.