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Phone Tap: Bank Ran Out Of Money · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today a guy's
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  Speaker 1: wife set him up. The reason. He went to the
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  Speaker 1: bank yesterday to draw out some cash from the ATM,
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  Speaker 1: put his card in, pressed a few buttons, and nothing happened.
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  Speaker 1: Three separate times he tried, and it just spit his
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  Speaker 1: card back out with no money. He was going to
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  Speaker 1: go inside to handle it, but it was way too busy,
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  Speaker 1: so instead he just left and called the branch to
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  Speaker 1: leave a message for their supervisor. And that's where we
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  Speaker 1: come in to tell him. Actually, it wasn't a weird
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  Speaker 1: technical glitch, just the sad fact that his bank is
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  Speaker 1: out of money. Sorry, it's your phone tap right now's
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  Speaker 1: phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm calling from
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  Speaker 1: Tuid Bank branch. My name is Gary Aria.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Neil.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yes, perfect, I'm looking at This is Neil.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: See, thank you for answering. I'm the manager here and
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  Speaker 1: I received a message from a colleague that says you
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  Speaker 1: were having issues with drawing money out of our atm yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I just you know, I put in
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  Speaker 2: my stuff and it wasn't dismantling cash for some reason.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, just first of all want to thank
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  Speaker 1: you for being a loyal customer with us over the
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  Speaker 1: past decade. We definitely appreciate it, and that's why we
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  Speaker 1: hope you stick with us during this difficult time.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a difficult time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's kind of what I'm getting to hear.
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  Speaker 1: The reason that you weren't able to get money out
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  Speaker 1: of the ATM is we kind of ran out of.
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  Speaker 2: It, ran out of money.
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  Speaker 1: I know, it's pretty embarrassing, but we're a bank and
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  Speaker 1: we don't have any money.
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  Speaker 2: Are you? Are you joking?
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately? No, I know that this is pretty stupid. We're
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  Speaker 1: calculating how much we had left and I guess somebody
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  Speaker 1: forgot to carry the one and yeah, nothing's left.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh my god. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I do think it's important to take accountability here. The
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  Speaker 1: person who forgot to carry the one that was me? Whoops,
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  Speaker 1: that was you. Yeah, that's on me.
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  Speaker 2: So what happens next? Are you waiting for another brand
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  Speaker 2: to transfer money to you? Or like what happens?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I'd really like to not tell them because
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  Speaker 1: I could lose my job if they found out. But
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  Speaker 1: you need to No, I don't know if I agree
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  Speaker 1: with that. The other option is kind of brainstorming ways
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  Speaker 1: that maybe we can just raise it back ourselves, what
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  Speaker 1: like maybe charge more interest on CDs or just some
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  Speaker 1: straight donations from our customers. Would you be interested in donating?
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  Speaker 2: No, you're my bank. I'm not going to donate money
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  Speaker 2: to my bank.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, but how could we pay you back if you
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  Speaker 1: don't pay us?
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  Speaker 2: I can't believe this conversation is real right now. I'm
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  Speaker 2: saying to a bank manager who says you have no money, like,
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  Speaker 2: how am I? How am I supposed to pay for things?
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  Speaker 1: You could do what I did today and ask to
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  Speaker 1: borrow some money from friends and family. That's always a
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  Speaker 1: good option.
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  Speaker 2: That's not a good option. That's not a good option
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  Speaker 2: at all. I just get more money and let me
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  Speaker 2: have the money that is mine. I don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, Neil, you and I were clearly both going through
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  Speaker 1: a lot right now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going we're not doing equivocated. I'm not like,
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  Speaker 2: don't lump me in with you, man.
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  Speaker 1: I think we're kind of in the same boat here.
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  Speaker 2: We're not in the same boat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't have money and I don't have money.
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  Speaker 1: He puts us in the moneyless boat.
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  Speaker 2: I have plenty of money with you.
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  Speaker 1: You just ran out of No, no, not anymore. That
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  Speaker 1: money is gone. What are you talking about but silver lining?
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  Speaker 1: I am just I'm so thankful that they're still paying
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  Speaker 1: the employees like myself, so that I have my regular paycheck.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I just I do feel bad for you
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  Speaker 1: what you're going through.
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  Speaker 2: So I have no money, but I do.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not all that I don't care what you have.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care where you are. You just have We're
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  Speaker 2: in the same boat. I don't care what you have.
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  Speaker 2: What's the plan?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you didn't hear this from me, but the bank
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  Speaker 1: has a little bit left and I might try to
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  Speaker 1: invest that into some sort of crypto coin tomorrow and
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  Speaker 1: just hope it goes bonkers.
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  Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: Genius? Right?
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  Speaker 2: No, it's not genius.
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  Speaker 1: I think the kids the gen z says to the moon,
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  Speaker 1: you really do the moon with that crypto.
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  Speaker 2: You're a bank manager and that's your solution to running
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  Speaker 2: up money.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I hear you, But I'm only doing this because
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  Speaker 1: you said you wouldn't donate earlier.
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  Speaker 2: Again, this isn't my fault. I did nothing. You're the
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  Speaker 2: one who screwed up. Carry the one, all right.
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  Speaker 1: Now you're yelling at me, and I'm not sure why.
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  Speaker 2: I deserve to yell.
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  Speaker 1: Then I deserve to tell you that this is a
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  Speaker 1: prank phone call and your wife, Celeste set you up.
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  Speaker 1: How does that feel?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, doesn't feel good, does it. Yeah? And you're on
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  Speaker 1: a show called Brooking Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: My name is jeff Oh but.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't hear it from me though.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought I was talking the biggest imbecile ever. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I really shouldn't be in charge of anything financial at all.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, you should not. Okay, no you should not.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're on the same boat again.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not in your boat, dude. Brook In Jeffrey's phone
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  Speaker 2: taps on the twenties.