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Phone Tap: Terry and the Wax Tax · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Today we call a woman who booked a waxing session
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  Speaker 2: for herself last week and something came up okay, so
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  Speaker 2: she had to cancel and reschedule it, which normally wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be a big problem, except her friend told us about it.
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  Speaker 2: We're gonna have Terry give her a ring, Terry, and
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  Speaker 2: also give her the business. It's your phone tap right
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  Speaker 2: now another.
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Hi? Is this Margaret's Hi? This is Terry from Styles
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  Speaker 2: and Wax. I'm just calling to confirm your appointment for
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow at three point thirty in the PM.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, that's correct, Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect. Yes, And I normally would never do this, but
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  Speaker 2: because of the situation that we had with you last week,
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it's best to just call in double check.
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  Speaker 3: You know the situation. I mean, come in last.
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  Speaker 2: Week exactly that situation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I called to reschedule it right, You moved your
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  Speaker 3: appointment and you only gave us twenty four hours notice,
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  Speaker 3: so excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: Well, we will never able to fill your spot on
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  Speaker 2: such short notice, So when you do come in tomorrow,
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  Speaker 2: you'll just have to pay the forty dollars cancelation fee.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I will not be saying a cancelation fee, sir.
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  Speaker 2: Oh contraire madam, Yes you will.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not doing that. I'm going to keep the
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  Speaker 3: appointment at three thirty, but I am not paying any
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  Speaker 3: late fee because I was perfectly right to do what
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  Speaker 3: I did.
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  Speaker 2: Well, our wax will not touch your skin if you
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  Speaker 2: do not pay your dues. So what are we going
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  Speaker 2: to do here?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? I would like to speak with your.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you know we don't have to go there. That
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  Speaker 2: seems a little extreme, don't you think.
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  Speaker 3: Sure you can drop the forty dollars that you're planning
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  Speaker 3: on charging me something? Okay, look ridiculous, ma'am.
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  Speaker 2: You don't understand the pressure my manager is putting on
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  Speaker 2: me to collect from you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: It's like he's making me do power squats in a
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  Speaker 2: cucumber patch. Oh you know what, I don't care what
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  Speaker 2: my boss says. I'm gonna wave that fee for you.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, but you have to keep it just between
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  Speaker 2: you and me, just Margie and tear Bear, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: just worri Ya. Tomorrow three thirty, you're coming in and
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  Speaker 2: while you're here, make sure to bring your checkbook for
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  Speaker 2: the thirty dollars wax adjustment theme.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Well, because on your original appointment you asked for hard
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  Speaker 2: wax and in the new one you asked for sugaring. Well,
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  Speaker 2: we had to throw out the hard whacks from your
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  Speaker 2: first appointment that went to waste. Oh you want to
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  Speaker 2: forget like this ever happened and don't want to pay. Huh.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like you're lifting up my baboushka and looking
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  Speaker 2: at my yams without permission.
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  Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying you've got me shaken like a Morocca
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  Speaker 2: at a salsa party. I'm scared.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, you can keep your appointment and give
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  Speaker 3: it to someone else. I am done with this place.
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  Speaker 2: Look I overreacted. Okay, I'm just stressed because my boss
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  Speaker 2: is putting pressure on me, like two shake weights in
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  Speaker 2: my skinny jeans. Oh, going to freak out. I don't
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  Speaker 2: do well with confrontation.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you seem to be doing really well creating one.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you know what, I think my boss would get
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  Speaker 2: off my crack if you just hand it over seventeen
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  Speaker 2: fifty and I'll even spot you the money. That way,
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  Speaker 2: it's not weird between us, because I like you, Margie Fines.
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  Speaker 3: If that's what helps you sleep at night, you'd give
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  Speaker 3: it the seventeen Fiftyoco wonderful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got so many nickels at home that I
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  Speaker 2: need to get rid of, so this is going to
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  Speaker 2: be perfect.
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  Speaker 3: I'm okay, you know creative.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. So when you come in for your appointment,
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  Speaker 2: just honk your horn nine times outside and then I'll
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  Speaker 2: sneak out and I'll hand you the bag of Nichols.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you really need a therapist.
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  Speaker 2: My boss is my therapist.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm getting off this phone now.
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  Speaker 2: No, don't we can work this out.
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  Speaker 3: I'm canceling. It is more than twenty four hours. I'm
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  Speaker 3: never going there again.
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  Speaker 2: So you want to cancel, that's fine. There's a sixty
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  Speaker 2: dollars cancelation fee, and I'll just add that on top
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  Speaker 2: of your twenty dollars prank coffee and we'll be gravy
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  Speaker 2: we want. Yeah, this prank call that your best friend
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  Speaker 2: Nicole sets you up for, it's a joke.
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  Speaker 1: A second.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not from the salon. My name is jeff
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  Speaker 2: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you. You call.
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  Speaker 1: Get there.
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  Speaker 2: No, she's not here with us, but she sent us
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  Speaker 2: an email saying that you've been struggling to get disappointment
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  Speaker 2: in and so she thought we could mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god. I was just like, I couldn't believe it.
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  Speaker 3: I was actually planning on calling her and telling her.
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  Speaker 2: What do you think nine honks is too much? You're right,
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  Speaker 2: it might be kind of obvious. Let's make it five
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  Speaker 2: and a half hanks. That'll be our secret signal.
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  Speaker 1: Every morning was foom taps weekday mornings on the twenties
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